Conquer the hill...

[rarehuntertay]

My girlfriend Dark Magician Girl and I come riding up to this hill-island on the shoulders of my cousin  {Craw Giant}. We disembark and I enchant him with  {Lure}. He swims off, and everyone on the island, enthralled by  {Craw Giant}, swim after him. Dark Magician Girl and I climb to the top, lay down 6 circles of protection, and wait. The hill-island is claimed for KaibaLand. The hill is now mine.

[MuggyWuggy]

And I {path to exile} you and say "hellloooooo nurse! " to your lady

The hill and she are now mine

[Hunteroffire9]

 I {unbarial Rites}
Myself and flash it back for S717 then I hire craterhoof to sit on the hill then I walk with S717 and...
The hill is now ours

[Iandtormentor]

I {unbarial Rites}
Myself and flash it back for S717 then I hire craterhoof to sit on the hill then I walk with S717 and...
The hill is now ours

God decides he hates every body but ME and uses ______ to kill every body he hates I walk to the top of the hill and sit on my throne of YOUR bones


The hill is mine!!!!!

_______=guess what he does hint 1: is a card
                                                 Hint 2: it's name starts with a R...

[MarduArrow]

Being an athiest god as no affect on me so I topple your throne and kick you off the hill, the hill is mine

[MuggyWuggy]

I deceit you by telling you there is cake at the bottom of the hill. You run down, realizing there is none and are too tired to come back up the hill

I light one up and the hill is once again mine🍁

[Hunteroffire9]

I then {Return to Battle} on a giant panda with wings. it sits on the hill....,

And the hill is now mine

[MuggyWuggy]

I then {Return to Battle} on a giant panda with wings. it sits on the hill....,

And the hill is now mine

But you never cast it

The hill is still mine

[MuggyWuggy]

I distract you with a perfect condition, alpha {black lotus}, then cast {possibility storm} and {curse of exhaustion} then surround myself with a darksteel {wall of swords}.  You guys can't do anything!!!

*in a creepy demonic voice* and the hill is mine!!!...  Mah ha ha...

I cast  {Tranquility} then  {Shattering Blow} your wall. While you cackle, I walk up to you and stab you with a knife. You fall over and as you're about to die I cast AWOL on you and you're permently exiled from the realm.

I use Feldons cane and demonic tutor to keep these combos ready again

[MarduArrow]

I distract you with a perfect condition, alpha {black lotus}, then cast {possibility storm} and {curse of exhaustion} then surround myself with a darksteel {wall of swords}.  You guys can't do anything!!!

*in a creepy demonic voice* and the hill is mine!!!...  Mah ha ha...

I cast  {Tranquility} then  {Shattering Blow} your wall. While you cackle, I walk up to you and stab you with a knife. You fall over and as you're about to die I cast AWOL on you and you're permently exiled from the realm.

I use Feldons cane and demonic tutor to keep these combos ready again

After you walk suicidally into  {Wall of Swords} which is not an artifact and are cut to ribbons, I  {Path to Exile} it and claim the hill as my own, setting up a defense of  {Mycosynth Lattice},  {Indomitable Archangel},  {Darksteel Forge},  {Leyline of Sanctity}, and  {Blazing Archon}

The hill is mine

[whitedrake]

Mhmm there is easy way how to solve this...
I will bring shredder with me and I shred all the cards you deployed as defense. And in addition whole your collection.. Then you will run away crying...

The hill is mine again...

[Apathy Reactor]

I cast  {Gleemax}, you all kill yourselves, I have the hill

[MarduArrow]

I return with a flamethrower and burn you, your cards, your defenses, and everything else on the hill, the hill is mine

[Agarrita80]

I summon  {Frost Titan} and turn your water into ice. Then I climb to the top of  the {Snow-Covered Mountain} and set up a  {Snow Fortress}. I summon the  {Army of the Damned} to protect me and yes they are all untapped.

The hill is mine!

[Aladormax]

I ignore all previous summonings and "armies" and kick agarrita off his perch.
The hill is mine... For now...