Conquer the hill...

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

I take pet prog back and it kills all on the hill again.

Then it goes rouge and runs away killing people in villages, and the people at the circus.

I run up to the hill, and claim the hill FOR MOTHUR RUSSIA!!!

The hill is Mother Russia's.

[Birdbrain]

I bring a police officer to arrest you for all those murders.

The hill is now mine

[MuggyWuggy]

I bring a police officer to arrest you for all those murders.

The hill is now mine

{storm crow} distracts you with it's hypnotic flight
You explode into confetti

The hill is now mine

[Iandtormentor]

I come back with a small army of squirrels (cuz everyone knows those are a force to be reckoned with) and send them to eat you. I then move in and sit atop the hill, resting comfortably on my throne of squirrels.

The hill is mine.

I {mind control} you and all your squirrels to jump of the top of the hill you fall, hit your head, and die...
The hill is mine once more!!!!!

[lotrwk]

Can everyone keep it down? After stealing some vodka from when Mother Russia was in control, I'm now trying to have a night alone to myself, being drunk and looking at all my life's failures. So again, if you could keep the noise down over there, that would great *sob*

[Birdbrain]

I come back with a wurm that burrows through the hill, it snaps up the current occupant and whisks them away to the other side of the world were it drops them off unharmed, but covered in saliva. The hill is mine

[MarduArrow]

I suddenly return with my  {Squadron Hawks} that promptly eat the squirrels and drive away  {Storm Crow}  and combat birdbrain
The hill is mine

[Agarrita80]

I place a booster box at the bottom if the hill, then with another box I lead a crumb trail with booster packs. Unable to resist whoever was on the hill follows the crumb trail and finds the booster box. Upon lifting the box a  {Detention Sphere} is opened.

I assume control of the hill. The hill is mine!

[Apathy Reactor]

I give up ,_,
I cast  {Damnation}
everything is destroyed except the hill
the hill controls itself.
everyone loses
the end

[Hunteroffire9]

I walk up cinda confused why there is a hill in the middle of nowhere that is slightly chared, I walk up  take a nap,

And the hill is now mine

[MarduArrow]

As hunteroffire dreams he accidentally uses  {Erase} on the  {Detention Sphere} holding me captive, now armed with a massive arsenal of spells thanks to the booster boxes I walk to the top of the hill

The hill is mine, (I allow hunteroffire to stay in gratitude of his freeing me)

[Quisequise]

While s717 and hunteroffire are chatting I stab them with  {Searing Spear}s. From their ashes I summon  {Chandra's Phoenix} to be my guardian.

This Hill is mine.

[MuggyWuggy]

I spray your Phoenix with a hose, it is now a wet owl meme.

I push you with great force, causing you to fall on your spear.

I now have the hill.

[Seth5000]

I summon a  {Tideshaper Mystic} he turns the hill into an island washing everyone away while tideshaper and I swim to it
The hill(island) is now mine

[Apathy Reactor]

I cast {Hydroform} on the hill
it is now a 3/3 indestructible creature with flying
the land says screw you guys and flies away
the land controls his own life