Conquer the hill...

[whitedrake]

Some of you maybe know this text game...
Rules are quite simple.

There is a hill, in the beggining there is noone on top of it. First player conquer the top of the hill and next will describe how he got rid of previous player and conquered the hill. Important is to say: "And hill is now mine" in the end of your post...

Hill is indestructible ( means cannot be destroyed in any way and there are no other hills around, you cannot build your own hill either...

Then I will start...

I went up the hill and hill is mine now...

[Birdbrain]

I offered you four tickets to your favorite band live and the hill is mine now

[The1337Magician]

birdbrain stood on top of the hill perplexed. He thought more people would be rushing him by now. He sat down and craned his neck to see if there was anyone, but all he saw was the large plain following the hill on all sides.
However The1337Magician (talking in third person)  {Teleport}ed behind him and stabbed him with a  {Searing Spear}.
The hill is now mine.

[whitedrake]

Returning from the concert in limo with the band, I have seen flames on top of the hill ( probably bcs of  {Searing Spear} ) I asked the band to help me...

And their guitarist punched The1337Magician by his guitar from behind to head and he fell down the hill...

And the hill is mine again...

[All-Mana Mania]

I went to the top of the hill and used  {Wrath of God. On us all. No one has the hill

[Mikefrompluto]

I {counterspell}ed the wrath and played {oblivion ring} on All-Mana for being a funsucker. Now I have the hill.

[Birdbrain]

I rise from the asked as a bird elemental made with {R}{G} mana

I use my new powers to compress the hill and make a new one fifty feet away. Further more, I make a tree out of stone with leaves and fruits with lava and green mana with mysterious properties (cannot be used as ammo) the hill is now mine

[All-Mana Mania]

I have a baby named  {Acidic Slime} and destroy the o ring. Then i use  {Supreme Verdict} and  {Boros Charm} that makes me and my slime indestructible. I have teh hill

[The1337Magician]

Waking up from the heavy blow, I realize that Birdbrain moved the hill. I again teleport to the base of the hill. I condense the stone tree into a block of stone. All-Mana stares at the former tree in wonder. The box explodes, blowing him off the mountain and creating a stream of water flowing down the hill. I swim to the top and claim it for myself. I transform the tree into a grave pulsing with {B}{U} energy. I pull up an unbreakable barrier around me of pure energy.
The hill is mine!

[Birdbrain]

The tree gives the hill and itself hexproof. That's its only defensive property though

[The1337Magician]

See my previous post. I control the hill.

[Birdbrain]

The tree has hexproof. So it can't be changed

[MisterJH]

I walk up the hill and noone stops me. I push Birdbrain out of the way and promptly sit down. The hill is mine.

[The1337Magician]

Well. I make  {Craterhoof Behemoth} eat the hill and it becomes the new, mobile hill.
I control the Behomoh-Hill

[whitedrake]

I walk up the hill and noone stops me. I push Birdbrain out of the way and promptly sit down. The hill is mine.

That's the spirit...