Nicknames for Cards (NSFW)

[darkarts981]

{solemn simulacrum} - suicidal robot
{hellrider} - pissant
{frost Titan} - frosty the snowman
{grave Titan} - gravy, zombie .bore. (forgive me for that one, I had to say it)
{Geist of saint Traft} - saint nugnug (I have no idea where the hell that came from)

[cltrn81]

Now I am going to be calling my {Geist of saint Traft} saint nugnug lol

[darkarts981]

😝 lol

[darkarts981]

{snapcaster Mage} - snappy dingdong
And another one I heard for frosty, was "frosty package" (I literally lol'd at that one!)

[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]

{black lotus}: WHOH HOLY .poo.
Any of the swords: lolstick
{Lilliana of the veil}: ooooh, Boobies!

[cltrn81]

{snapcaster Mage} - snappy dingdong
And another one I heard for frosty, was "frosty package" (I literally lol'd at that one!)

Frosty package is so true.  I would use {frost Titan} for my avatar in DotP and I would play a lot of 2-headed giant.  You spend a lot of time waiting for 4 to join sometimes.  When someone would leave I would say to the others that I am sorry.....my avatar's loin cloth bulge musta scared em off.

Long story when you have to type it out😜

[darkarts981]

Wow, that's pretty funny

[Coffee Vampire]

{Obnoxious Revival}

[Mentonin]

{vampire sexmage} 😝😝😝

[NillaWafers]

Hmmm let's see here. First up is {Kokusho the Evening Star} a.k.a. Koko Puffs. Then there is my favorite {Llanowar Elves} a.k.a Lawn Mower Elves. {Mirri the Cursed} is Nyanpire. And the most terrible for last (I don't know why we pick on elves so much here. Oh wait... I remember now) {Ezuri Renegade Leader} also known as Pyzuri. And if you don't know what that is, you're probably better off not knowing. =P

Oh and how could I forget!
{Emarkul the Aeons Torn} as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Or that Scientology dude... thing... Whatever. 

[InfinitiveDivinity]

Let's see, {Wurmcoil Engine}, Pseudo-Titan, or Pseudo-Tits. {Curse of Death's Hold}, (This is horrible...) Baby Cancer. {Vampire Nighthawk}, (In Mortal Kombat voice) Nightwolf, when {Squadron Hawk} was running rampant he was Hawk Eater. {Phage, the Untouchable}, Heart Attack. {Massacre Wurm}, {Plague Wind} Stick. {Jace, the Mind Sculptor}, Scoops. Any Garruk, Moose. (I'm not sure why) There's to many!

[InfinitiveDivinity]

Hmmm let's see here. First up is {Kokusho the Evening Star} a.k.a. Koko Puffs. Then there is my favorite {Llanowar Elves} a.k.a Lawn Mower Elves. {Mirri the Cursed} is Nyanpire. And the most terrible for last (I don't know why we pick on elves so much here. Oh wait... I remember now) {Ezuri Renegade Leader} also known as Pyzuri. And if you don't know what that is, you're probably better off not knowing. =P

Oh and how could I forget!
{Emarkul the Aeons Torn} as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Or that Scientology dude... thing... Whatever.

L. Ron Hubbard? Lol

[NillaWafers]

No not Hubbard, the monster god that will bring about the end of the world or something hiding out in Navada in the mountains. Hahaha!! Hubbard. XD

[ChrisRodriguez]

{Dark Confidant} = Bob

[NillaWafers]

{Emrakul, the Aeons Torn} is now L. Ron Hubbard.... or Xenu, your pick. lol Thanks Infinitive. =P