Crazy idea for intimidation at fnm

[Rass]

Wear a dress of magic cards

Carry a briefcase of magic cards

Stuff your dress(bra) and briefcase with magic cards

Whilst there, constantly feed on semi expensive magic cards($5 and up)

Never reference what you are doing or let people know it is intentional

Intimidate

I would say get rid of the dress. Paint yourself blue and wear an mtg loin card

[MisterJH]

Well assuming youre a male, the dress would be more intimidating

[Hexdrinker]

To intimidate players make a playmat of {Jace the Mindsculptors}. 

Foiled only, with an alpha black lotus gaming case, any player would .poo. themselves if you were their opponent.

[Quackmaster5]

I think I'm gunna do this with a bunch of the junk foils I have that I don't use.

[The1337Magician]

 {Goblin Dirigible}  {Steel Golem} and such, HERE I COME!

[Slenderbro]

Wear a dress of magic cards

Carry a briefcase of magic cards

Stuff your dress(bra) and briefcase with magic cards

Whilst there, constantly feed on semi expensive magic cards($5 and up)

Never reference what you are doing or let people know it is intentional

Intimidate

thanks so much, i almost cried laughing at this