Sarcasm thread

[KILLERBEE]

This thread is so easy to follow and understand all of time. It's really not hard to decipher the reverse messages.

[ducttapetitan]

I love sitting and watching all of the credits after the movie.

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

I hate assault weapons.

[Silent1236]

I hate assault weapons.

I totally think a semiauto rifle is an assault weapon. I don't have any views on the whole weapon thing

[Mike_garzone]

I once spent a romantic evening with Justin beiber...

No really, I did...

[All-Mana Mania]

Pigs can fly

[Birdbrain]

You know what I just love? Movies were: someone makes a huge mistake, that person fixes there mistake, and becomes a hero. (Simpsons movie, bee movie, ect) The ending makes a lot of sense given all the circumstances

[Silent1236]

You know what I just love? Movies were: someone makes a huge mistake, that person fixes there mistake, and becomes a hero. (Simpsons movie, bee movie, ect) The ending makes a lot of sense given all the circumstances

I love in horror movies how people think "There was a murderer here recently, let's go have sex in the woods!" They aren't going to die in a predictable way at all!

[Birdbrain]

The worlds country's are not getting out of the dollar. The dollar isn't going to collapse at all bringing down our crushing debt on us

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Betty White has no life, future, or real job

[Silent1236]

Betty White has no life, future, or real job

I was thinking of Betty White, not Betty Crocker when I read this.

[Mikefrompluto]

I have no problem with gay people encroaching on the religious institution of marriage for no reason, besides being able to say they are 'married.' It bothers me not one bit that they could push for the same benefits as a married couple, but call it something else (i.e. civil union) but decide instead to insist upon marriage, a word with religious connotation.


P.s. i have no problem with gay people(not being sarcastic)

This is definitely NOT the equivalent to starting a sentence with "No offense, but..."

[Moneekahh]

I have no problem with gay people encroaching on the religious institution of marriage for no reason, besides being able to say they are 'married.' It bothers me not one bit that they could push for the same benefits as a married couple, but call it something else (i.e. civil union) but decide instead to insist upon marriage, a word with religious connotation.


P.s. i have no problem with gay people(not being sarcastic)

The argument of gay people encroaching on the religious institution of marriage makes perfect sense. Especially when you consider that straight atheists such as my fiancé and I have the right to be married.

[Birdbrain]

I realy hate the outdoors. I definitely couldn't spend hours and days among nature

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

9GAG is the best site I have ever been on!