Oh yes, there will be cake...

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Favorite portal and portal 2 quotes.

[The1337Magician]

Portal Two (specifically on the Xbox)
SPOILER ALERT
GLaDOS: Well this looks like the part where he kills us.
Wheatley: Hey, this is the part where I kill you.
CHAPTER 9: THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU.

Also;

GLaDOS: We both said things I know you'll regret; but I think we can put our differences aside, for science, you monster.

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Ok this entire thread is a spoiler alert...

GLaDOS: So, how are you holding up?  Because I'm a POTATO!

[The1337Magician]

"BIRD! BIRD! KILL IT! IT'S EVIL!"

"You're my little killing machines."

"How can you fail At this? It isn't even a test!"

[Gorzo]

"Look at you...Soaring majestically through the air, like an eagle...piloting a blimp." -GLaDOS


Honestly that entire game is one giant hilarious series of quotes. GLaDOS, Wheatley, and Cave Johnson are all just...fantastic.

[Silent1236]

If Cave Johnson's tests weren't infuriating, I'd go back and play that game again.  I don't remember many of the quotes

[Guypocolypse]

"Look at you...Soaring majestically through the air, like an eagle...piloting a blimp." -GLaDOS


Honestly that entire game is one giant hilarious series of quotes. GLaDOS, Wheatley, and Cave Johnson are all just...fantastic.

This is my favorite too

[The1337Magician]

Honestly some of my most favorite quotes are of the Fact Sphere. (Keep in mind most of these are from the top of my head and may not be too accurate):
"The car brake wasn't invented until 1917 and thus the had to be a driver in the car at all times, driving in circles until the passenger had finished their errands."
"Before the Wright brothers invented the airplane in 1901, anyone who wanted to fly anywhere had to swallow 7 pounds of helium."
"In some point in their lives, 1 in 6 children will be kidnapped by the Dutch."
"The main ingredient of Ancient Roman toothpaste was urine. This was only used until the early late 18th century."
"Marie Curie invented: the theory of radioactivity, discovery of radioactivity and dying of radioactivity."
"In Victorian England commoners were not aloud to look the queen in the eye due to common belief that peasants could read thoughts. Today, it is known that only 18.23% of peasants can read minds."
"In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclaimation, this freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, he did this sleepwalking and had no memory of the event later."
"William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1596 by Francis Bacon who used a ouiji board to enslave playwriting ghosts."
"To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror."
"Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the common breakfast was whole eggs, still in the shell, or scrambled rocks."

So yeah...

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

SSSSSPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEE

hey, hey lady, hey lady!  Ladyladyladyladyladyladyladylady!

Lets go to space...

[Gorzo]

SSSSSPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEE

hey, hey lady, hey lady!  Ladyladyladyladyladyladyladylady!

Lets go to space...

Oh god the Space Sphere. Anyone who has played through portal 2 must watch this video - it is the entire audio file of every piece of space sphere voice. I watch this when I'm down, and every time I laugh until I'm in tears.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=BVn1oQL9sWg&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DBVn1oQL9sWg

It's about 4 minutes of gold. There's one there for the fact sphere and Rick, the Adventure sphere too - both also worth listening to.

[Mothaelon]

I have cave Johnson's while combustible lemon skit on a shirt

It's a grenade with the quote in yellow wording in the shape of the grenade.

[prayos]

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson

[Mothaelon]

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson

My favorite quote.

Then of course GLaDOS "Yea! Burn his house down! Yea!"

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Lol GLaDOS sex scene....

[Mlerner12]

In portal 2, there's a turret you can save from redemption that will tell you "don't make lemonade!" And I just loved that reference. But these games are quote mania.