Dim.

[SixShotVixXen]

Can the fart be bad enough for someone to cry. And can we have a smell machine in all theaters so that everyone can smell the fart for the 3D feel

[Dudecore]

Can the fart be bad enough for someone to cry. And can we have a smell machine in all theaters so that everyone can smell the fart for the 3D feel

That sounds like effort. Michael Bay doesn't have time for effort. It's about what special effects can do, even if you can't follow the action.

[SixShotVixXen]

But Michael bay needs to get his priorities in line. That's a game charger in the story line. The people want to smell the smell of the most epic fart in silver screen history. 

[Piotr]

You can crowdsource the fart, would be cheaper. I'm told its actually fashionable these days?

[Dudecore]

You can crowdsource the fart, would be cheaper. I'm told its actually fashionable these days?

That's what Pinterest doss right? For tagging farts to Yelp about later?

[SixShotVixXen]

Uhmm. Pay one guy in each theater to have a nose curly fart? 

Please send applications for "fart guy" to my email.

[Piotr]

No, just have a subliminal message displayed in the movie, FART NOW!

[SixShotVixXen]

But it's had to be the worst fart ever and be able to be duplicated over and over.

I got it. A stink bomb. A designated stink bomber. 🙀

[Piotr]

Well if 10% of the crowd in a full cinema will source it, then it will be a thing to remember.

[SixShotVixXen]

That is true but how in the world can we get 10% of people in a cinema to fart on command.?

[Raven316]

Have everyone go to McDonald's before going to the movie theatre

[SixShotVixXen]

But still fart on demand. We need stink bombers.

[Piotr]

Stink bombers could be too risky legally speaking. What if someone hates it to a point of suing?

[SixShotVixXen]

Then we need a mild stick bomb. It would just be harmless fun.


Why do people want to ruin our fun. 😿

[Piotr]

Your idea of fun may be different than 10% of the crowd. They may actually dislike being farted upon.