Flavor Text Guessing Game

[toastani]

The rules are simple: I or someone else post a flavor text, others try to guess it! Have fun, lets see some funny ones.

Here's a couple of my favorites.

"Three little goblins, enjoying their brew. One bumped an ogre, and then there were two."

"Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities."

[Malleo]

The rules are simple: I or someone else post a flavor text, others try to guess it! Have fun, lets see some funny ones.

Here's a couple of my favorites.

"Three little goblins, enjoying their brew. One bumped an ogre, and then there were two."

"Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities."

Bottom one is {Enormous baloth}

[toastani]

We have a wiinneerr ding ding ding

[Quackmaster5]

Top one is  {Ogre Taskmaster}

[toastani]

Two winners!

How about this: "Well, it also makes a very nice flower pot."

should be an easy one.

[8AuGuR8]

Two winners!

How about this: "Well, it also makes a very nice flower pot."

should be an easy one.

{Naturalize}

[8AuGuR8]

The 9th edition one

[Kaleo42]

"If survival is a game, I've seen it's winner."

One of my favorites from my early days of mtg.

[8AuGuR8]

"If survival is a game, I've seen it's winner."

One of my favorites from my early days of mtg.

Too easy, {felidar sovereign}

[Keyeto]

This one might be too easy, but I honestly just want an excuse to type it.

"Wrath is no vice when inflicted upon the deserving."

[Kaleo42]

"If survival is a game, I've seen it's winner."

One of my favorites from my early days of mtg.

Too easy, {felidar sovereign}

Yup, it's an easy one, but still awesome

[toastani]

Not sure about yours, Keyoto, but here's this:

"Pound the steel until it fits. Doesn't work? Bash it to bits."

[Malleo]

"when he hits people, they stay hit."

[toastani]

"Once he'd worked out which end of thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard duty."

wording may be off a little.

[Silent1236]

"Once he'd worked out which end of thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard duty."

wording may be off a little.

{Goblin Piker}