Cold toilet seat!'

[MisterJH]

My toilet seat freezes my bum, any ideas for permanent fixes to this??!

[Silent1236]

Assuming this isn't a troll thread, they make those cloth or fuzzy seat covers lol

Er, actually, that may just be a lid cover now that i think about it

[Coffee Vampire]

They make soft seats, like silent said. Also, do you have a heater in your bathroom? That could help things. Gawd I hope we aren't getting trolled haha

[Mikefrompluto]

Invest in these:

Skip the toilet seat altogether.

[Coffee Vampire]

LOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MisterJH]

LMFAO done.. But nah like im looking for kind of a life hack thig where i dont have to go buythe nursing home toilets. Depends seem to be my best bet though o.o

[Rass]

Look up Toto toilet seats. But be careful they did have a recall a while back for spontaneous combustion.

[Silent1236]

Lmao +1 to you Mike.  I'm working on a trade for a playset of fetch lands, but that is what made my day 

And rass, I'd want the combustible toilet.  It'd make doing your business that much more intense. 

[Rass]

Lmao +1 to you Mike.  I'm working on a trade for a playset of fetch lands, but that is what made my day 

And rass, I'd want the combustible toilet.  It'd make doing your business that much more intense.

Google toto toilet fire

[MisterJH]

That would be insanely relevant to the cold seat problem, i think thats what id like.

[Silent1236]

This is what Intrepid on Terry Love's DIY forums said:
"I do not have to worry about my plain vanilla toilet going up in flames. I can just keep to my plain vanilla toilet fear - that a rat will come up through it. Yes, we have a special valve that is supposed to prevent back-wash (and rat appearances), but every once in a while I hear something about a rat torpedoing up through the toilet of some unsfortunate urban dweller."

I think I would rather walk in on a burning toilet over a rat being launched out of my toilet lol

[Mikefrompluto]

Lmao +1 to you Mike.  I'm working on a trade for a playset of fetch lands, but that is what made my day 

And rass, I'd want the combustible toilet.  It'd make doing your business that much more intense.

Glad to be of service!

[Mikefrompluto]

Why not keep a hairdryer by your toilet? Warm it up before doing your business. That would work, unless you're at the "this should've come out five minutes ago" stage of your BM.

[Silent1236]

Why not keep a hairdryer by your toilet? Warm it up before doing your business. That would work, unless you're at the "this should've come out five minutes ago" stage of your BM.

Lol I can just imagine standing there using a hair dryer on the toilet when someone walks by.
"Um, what are you doing?"
"Oh nothing.  Just prepping to take a-"
"Nevermind..."

[MisterJH]

I cant imagine what id do if someone walked into my bathroom durig a dook period.. -.-