You as a creature card

[Killin88]

Realisticly.
"Fenster"
{W}{G}
Human

0/2

Whenever "Fenster" is dealt combat damage prevent 1 of that damage.

"Hah, you hit like a girl! Ow! Ok ok, i give up!"

lolololololololol this now I want to be realistic :c

[Killin88]

Kellen  2 {G}

Attempted Hook Up

"Whenever a pretty girl enters the battlefield talk to her for a month and then attempt to ask her out if it fails, tap Kellen and it deals 5 damage to itself."

2/5

"She's coming this way! Shitshitshitshit"

[Monrodesign]

Monro, the Forgotten Druid
Cmc: {3}{U}{G}
Type: Human Druid
2/3
Unblockable

As long as its not your turn Monro, the Forgotten Druid has Hexproof.  Whenever combat damage is dealt by Monro, the Forgotten Druid draw cards equal to damage dealt.

"Only if they remembered."

[Kaleo42]

My best deck (or the one i am most proud of) is my {heartless summoning} deck from this summer. The idea was play game changing creatures super early and then cheaply clone them. It was backed up by an infinite damage combo.

My card for that deck.
Kaleo the Ever Mind {2}{B}{U}
+1: Until end of turn, you may cast target creature in a graveyard by paying it's mana cost.
-3: Put a creature token into play that is a copy of target creature you control.
-6: Search target player's library or graveyard for a creature card and put it into play.

Loyalty (3)

[Thorn]

Thorn, Dragonsire
{3}{R}{B}
Legendary creature -dragon
Flying haste
Whenever you play Thorn you may discard a card from your hand. If you do then you may put any number of cards named Thorn Dragonsire into play without paying their mana costs.

6/6

[Killin88]

Thorn, Dragonsire
{3}{R}{B}
Legendary creature -dragon
Flying haste
Whenever you play Thorn you may discard a card from your hand. If you do then you may put any number of cards named Thorn Dragonsire into play without paying their mana costs.

6/6

but, legen-dary :I

[Birdbrain]

Thorn, Dragonsire
{3}{R}{B}
Legendary creature -dragon
Flying haste
Whenever you play Thorn you may discard a card from your hand. If you do then you may put any number of cards named Thorn Dragonsire into play without paying their mana costs.

6/6

but, legen-dary :I

Someone must be an Inheratence fan. I personally like the idea of having a white dragon. I assume yours would be red? And his affect kills himself because of the legendary rule...

[Wackaman9001]

{Mirror gallery}

[Killin88]

{Mirror gallery}

{crush}

[MisterJH]

Me:
Artifact
0 mana
1 colorless: tap or untap


{Darksteel Relic}...? Ya basically describes me

[Thorn]

Thorn, Dragonsire
{3}{R}{B}
Legendary creature -dragon
Flying haste
Whenever you play Thorn you may discard a card from your hand. If you do then you may put any number of cards named Thorn Dragonsire into play without paying their mana costs.

6/6

but, legen-dary :I

Someone must be an Inheratence fan. I personally like the idea of having a white dragon. I assume yours would be red?
And his affect kills himself because of the legendary rule...

Ah. Ok make me non-legendary and yes I am a huge inheritance/eragob

[Thorn]

*eragon fan.

[Langku]

 {Smart Ass}

[MisterJH]

Kellen  2 {G}

Attempted Hook Up

"Whenever a pretty girl enters the battlefield talk to her for a month and then attempt to ask her out if it fails, tap Kellen and it deals 5 damage to itself."

2/5

"She's coming this way! Shitshitshitshit"

"QUICK, THINK OF A CATCHY PICKUP LINE!"

[Birdbrain]

Kellen  2 {G}

Attempted Hook Up

"Whenever a pretty girl enters the battlefield talk to her for a month and then attempt to ask her out if it fails, tap Kellen and it deals 5 damage to itself."

2/5

"She's coming this way! Shitshitshitshit"

"QUICK, THINK OF A CATCHY PICKUP LINE!"

Pickup lines are lame, never work, and are disrespectfull to women because most guys who use them only see women as blowup dolls