Mtg jokes (NSFW)

[AgrusKos]

🎶If you having control problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a {Counterspell} ain't one🎶

[AgrusKos]

Scene, Mirrodin in the past

{Melira, Sylvok Outcast} is being tormented like the pariah she is

Scene, When the Mirrans need help

"Melira, please help us!!!"

Melira: "Screw you! I can survive, I'm immune to the infection"

[Gideons left foot]

girls like guys with big decks, better get to making those {battle of wits} decks guys

[AgrusKos]

girls like guys with big decks, better get to making those {battle of wits} decks guys

[Jroch314]

girls like guys with big decks, better get to making those {battle of wits} decks guys

[AgrusKos]

girls like guys with big decks, better get to making those {battle of wits} decks guys

[Fishsticks123]

girls like guys with big decks, better get to making those {battle of wits} decks guys

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[Fishsticks123]

girls like guys with big decks, better get to making those {battle of wits} decks guys

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Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[KulrathKnight]

girls like guys with big decks, better get to making those {battle of wits} decks guys

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Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
are you? Who-who, who-who?

[Killin88]

MFW i was a freshman when i posted this

[Monrodesign]

 {Gravecrawler} crawled into a cemetery and said, "Yolo."

[AgrusKos]

{Gravecrawler} crawled into a cemetery and said, "Yolo."

{Murderous Redcap} and {Melira, Sylvok Outcast} were hanging out one day when some {Fog Elemental} ran past and shouted "YOLO!!!". Redcap and Melira looked at each other and Redcap killed himself, to shut that elemental up. Than an {Air Elemental} came up and said "Dafuq dude!" Redcap responded with "YOLO!!!" And killed himself again. Watch out YOLO, the Redcap is coming for you

[AgrusKos]

{Gravecrawler} crawled into a cemetery and said, "Yolo."

{Murderous Redcap} and {Melira, Sylvok Outcast} were hanging out one day when some {Fog Elemental} ran past and shouted "YOLO!!!". Redcap and Melira looked at each other and Redcap killed himself, to shut that elemental up. Than an {Air Elemental} came up and said "Dafuq dude!" Redcap responded with "YOLO!!!" And killed himself again. Watch out YOLO, the Redcap is coming for you.

[darkarts981]

girls like guys with big decks, better get to making those {battle of wits} decks guys

USE ALL THE MEMES!!

[Rasser]

Why didn't  {Cockatrice} cross the  {Wasteland}?
















Because it was enchanted with  {Guardian Zendikon}