Nicknames for Cards (NSFW)

[Mrnolife]

Me and my friends call xathrid demon "mr.giggles" and lightmine field is "field of conveniently placed tacks" probably have some other ones, but i forget. I like the ass to mouth hound comment lol

[cltrn81]

That hound reminds me of one my ex's.  I use to joke to my friends that I was going to the ATM tonight......get it A.T.M.....so wrong.....

[BlackJester]

This thread is really starting to take a downward spiral.   

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED READERS.  AVERT YOUR SENSITIVE EYES.   

[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]

And then no one posts for a month. Good job, jester! People are actually listening to you now😁

[Coffee Vampire]

I call {Inkwell Leviathon} "Inky" because it is my special little pet! <3

[Lespend]

{all is dust} = AIDS
{explosive vegetation} = explosive diarrhea
{karn, silver golemn} = the baby eater
{nicol bolas} = the boss

[loop-s-pool]

I said the ATM hound to someone and they got very offended. But it's cool because I won.

[BlackJester]

{all is dust} = AIDS
{explosive vegetation} = explosive diarrhea
{karn, silver golemn} = the baby eater
{nicol bolas} = the boss

Baby eater?

We call {Guiltfeeder} Andrew, because the guy in the pic is a dead ringer for one of the guys who used to play with us. 😄
He even had the same chin-strap.

[BadLuckIrish]

{Myr Propagator} - Rabbit.

[Agrajagzz9]

I have heard jace Belren call social jace. Mostly because mind sculpter is really only played as a game winner so he means Business. Whereas Belren just comes out to say hi...

[Gullstaff]

Melira,shygirl the doom bladed

[BlackJester]

{Szadek, Lord of Secrets}?

I know hes really good..... But. I... I cant have steven segal in my deck. I just cant.

#ilaughedsohardipeedalittle

[Runningtables]

{skinshifter} = nicholas cage.
{curse of deaths hold} = curse of "F" my inkmoth nexus's

[loop-s-pool]

{skinshifter} = nicholas cage.
{curse of deaths hold} = curse of "F" my inkmoth nexus's

I lost a game at FNM to accidentally activating an inky because all my friends were distracting me. It sucked.

[1337m00nm4n]

Well when there is finally a card for geralf I plan to call him Jerry.