Nicknames for Cards (NSFW)

[loop-s-pool]

What kinds of funny names for cards have you heard?
For me I've heard {Primeval Titan} called Prime Time and just yesterday {Porcelean Legionaire} was called toilet.

[Greg54js]

{Skithiryx, the blight dragon} is being called Skittles

[BlackJester]

{Prodigal Sorcerer} = Tim

{Forgotten Ancient} = Mr. Babycakes

[Karrthus]

{Raven Gulidmaster}= Ice Cream Man. {Myr Battlesphere}= Critter Ball

[Grexis]

Goblin token - Fred

[Cllzzrd]

I always use catchphrases for the cards that I always like using. For example...

"I tap 5 myrs and {myr turbine} to search my deck for... Everyone's favorite {MYR BATTLESPHERE}!!!"

Or when I use my friend's vampire deck I play our good friend {Olivia Volderan}.

[JakeyWakey]

{solemn simalcrum-Sam
{frost titan}- frostie

[Harmon1c]

I've got a deck that uses {Sea gate Oracle}s and they're all called Japeth. 😝

[BlackJester]

I've got a deck that uses {Sea gate Oracle}s and they're all called Japeth. 😝

I dont get it. ðŸ˜"

[SpiritedAway]

I love calling all the Niblis DKA cards Mr. Nibbles.

Can I share some R Rated ones here? Will anyone get offended?

[BlackJester]

As long as there's a warning for "viewer's discretion is advised," I think we'll be okay.

[SpiritedAway]

Alright you said so,

A** To Mouth Hound = {Ashmouth Hound}
Blazing Sphincter = {Blazing Specter}
X Sphincter = {Hollow Specter} {Abyssal Specter} {Liliana's Specter}

[BlackJester]

Alright you said so,

A** To Mouth Hound = {Ashmouth Hound}
Blazing Sphincter = {Blazing Specter}
X Sphincter = {Hollow Specter} {Abyssal Specter} {Liliana's Specter}

LOL  It's nice to know I'm not the only one who thought {Ashmouth Hound} was a bad choice.   

Also, {Abyssal Specter} = Abysmal Sphincter 

[loop-s-pool]

Lol'd at ass to mouth hound. Too perfect. {Liliana of the Cleavage}

[BlackJester]

{Llanawar Elf} and like - Mana Dorks

{Walking Dead} - Black Bears. ROWR! 🐻