Best Flavor Text

[Double-O-Scotch]

{Wall of ice}

[ChrisRodriguez]

 {Acidic Soil}

[whitedrake]

 {Elvish Archers}

The one from 4th edition or revised... Not 7e crap...

[Disturbed1jwh]

 {Overeager Apprentice} is pretty good

[CajunJynx]

There is a goblin, I don't remember the specific card:
"ok, everybody but me, Charge!"

[Fenster]

There is a goblin, I don't remember the specific card:
"ok, everybody but me, Charge!"

{Ib Halfheart, Goblin Tactician}

[CajunJynx]

There is a goblin, I don't remember the specific card:
"ok, everybody but me, Charge!"

{Ib Halfheart, Goblin Tactician}

That is the one. The flavor for the old goblin grenades are pretty funny too. "heaven help us of they actually learn to throw them"

[G33kL0rd]

{Gang of Devils}
{Bump in the Night}
{Mad Prophet}

Innistrad is a humorous plane.

[Tonygrabowski4]

{Goblin Offensive}

They certainly are!

[Steerpike]

 {Trained Orgg}
"That arm's for bashin'. That one's for smashin'. That one's for scratchin'. And that one... I don't know what that one's for."

{Morgue Burst}
"Let him in. He's on the list."

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Jeez... {Mental Misstep} is nice... But there are SO MANY...

I use {Last Word} IRL though

[Tonygrabowski4]

Tony... How did you dig up a thread from over a year ago???

I thought necrothreading that powerful was reserved to planeswalker level feats of digging the likes of which only mlearner was capable...

For gods sake man, it was timestamped 2012!!!!!

I was trading with IBTrickey and one of the cards was Goblin Offensive.  I said "check out the flavor text.  It's amazing."  After the trade, I wanted to post a flavor text thread but searched for one first. 

Funny enough the app asked me if I was sure that I wanted to post because it had been so long. 

Great things are often buried the deepest. 

[Mlerner12]

Tony... How did you dig up a thread from over a year ago???

I thought necrothreading that powerful was reserved to planeswalker level feats of digging the likes of which only mlearner was capable...

For gods sake man, it was timestamped 2012!!!!!

Do you dare challenge me???!?!!?!???!??!!!!? Lol

[Vileo]

The original {Lava Axe}.

"Catch!"

[Trugamr12]

^ this guy