Ready, Aim, Fire! Game Over - darkarts981 wins!

[BlackJester]

Aaand the problem is that I got gouged with homework and cannot do this. Hmm. I don't know. Let me try.

Take your time. Your stories are worth the wait.

Hear hear!

[Prophylaxis]

Quickie since I've been swamped with homework. Takes the entire day.

THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS

The boat finally set sail on IMTGISLAND. Getting off the boat, captain scarsabrex handed everybody their room keys. "We'll be sleeping there," he said, pointing to the large, deluxe building.

The next day, the sun is shining as all the residents go out to the pool. JaCe BeLeReN does a cannonball in the pool, and while he's at the swimming pool, he thinks about his buddy Gorzo and his trusted friend BlackJester dying. "Since BlackJester turned out to be motivated by money and was a hitman, should I trust anybody?" he thinks. He tells this to his other friend smokin terry as he does another cannonball. "I... I can't trust anyone," JaCe thinks. "What use is there to life if you can't put your complete trust in somebody?" With regret, JaCe decides to drown at the swimming pool.

Meanwhile, smokin terry is thinking about this as well. "Does that mean..." terry can't even grasp the thought of it. "Does that mean that the captain has a secret to tell us? Is he really friendly to us, or is this just some vast conspiracy? I mean, think about it... Gorzo turning crazy, BlackJester changing sides... What about our captain?!" smokin terry begins to have a sinking feeling in his heart, and then grabs the nearest beachball and runs up straight to the captain's room back to the hotel. "AZEWOLGIHFWJL4EDMS@!" smokin terry yells as he pounds on Room 451. scarsabrex opens the door quickly. "Yes?" scarsabrex says. "HXFESJKARG37IU8OJH9U3HJKXA YOU!!" smokin terry goes crazy and begins to harm scarsabrex with the beachball. scarsabrex pops open his gun, the one he stole from AgrusKos. "Stay back..." scarsabrex quietly says, as smokin terry shudders. scarsabrex suddenly shoots at smokin terry, which hits the beachball. The shot bounces off and goes towards the alarm system. "Oh dear.." scarsabrex says, as he breaks the window and jumps out of the hotel. A parachute quickly goes up, while security guards grab ahold of smokin terry and bring him to the hotel entrance, where policemen are waiting for him.

AgrusKos is quietly checking in at the hotel when smokin terry spots him. smokin terry flies into a rage and manages to release the security guards restraining him and begins to pound AgrusKos, who is knocked out. Someone then shoots smokin terry with a stun gun, and he falls.

AgrusKos remains knocked out until scarsabrex returns to the hotel in the dead of night, where scarsabrex quickly shoots his face. "Just needed to finish him off there.." scarsabrex quietly mutters, then goes on a ride to the Bilderbergs, better known as the Bilderbergs Conspiracy Network.

ALIVE:

scarsabrex +2

EVERYONE DEAD IS ALIVE AGAIN!

[JaCe BeLeReN]

What are the scores?

[scarsabrex]

What are the scores?

on the first page

[Prophylaxis]

These following players need to send their actions in:

1. Thorn
2. Coffee Vampire
3. BlackJester
4. darkarts981

[BlackJester]

Can we have a quick recap of whose still in it?

[scarsabrex]

Can we have a quick recap of whose still in it?

on the first page

[AgrusKos]

Why aren't I in it

[Prophylaxis]

THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS

The location is at an motel/inn.

Our newsstory begins with someone spilling very hot coffee on Thorn's lap. As Thorn screams and begins to run away from the restaurant, a small section of land falls, nonviolently creating a bottomless pit for Thorn to fall it.

smokin terry, a cleaner at the inn, comes into Gorzo's room and starts to clean it. He makes new beds, pulls new towels, etc. When he sees a cup of leftover beer in Gorzo's room, he understandably takes a drink. Ahh, feels so good. smokin terry goes to his cleaning rack pulls out some rat poison that he uses to do murders time to time in order to give this inn a bad reputation. He slips some poison into Gorzo's beer and exits the room. As he is leaving the room, he begins to feel a sharp pain on his back, courtesy of GoJuDragon, who ambushed smokin terry in order to retrieve the rat poison. "Hasta la vista, baby." GoJuDragon yells as he hides smokin terry's body under the bed and takes the poison.

Gorzo, after a long side trip, retires to his room to see his buddy JaCe drinking the poisoned beer. "Haha, how's it going, buddy?" Gorzo laughs as he drinks his beer. They both start laughing together. Sagemaster, driving a motorcycle, sees some cans of beer in a dim light in this small town inn. "I need this!" Sagemaster yells as he begins to put the motorcycle into overdrive and crashes the window, shattering glass, killing wood, and hitting JaCe smack dead in the head. "You killed him!" Gorzo yelled, until he begins to pass out from the poison.

BlackJester, Coffee Vampire, and scarsabrex are each playing Magic betting their lives in a crazy act of Rakdos hedonism. BlackJester pulls out a {Searing Wind}, and Coffee Vampire {Radiate}s it. scarsabrex says, "Well, who do we want to burn first..." Soon after, the whole inn bursts into flames.

darkarts921 sees this and calls 911 immediately. "Fire, yes.."

ALIVE:

GJD: +1
Sagemaster +1
darkarts981 +1

[AgrusKos]

You never said I needed to pm you

[scarsabrex]

looks like jace and I won't be winning this just yet.

[Prophylaxis]

You never said I needed to pm you

:/ sorry AgrusKos. I updated your score by the way. I had no idea how I got deleted.

[Gorzo]

I really need to quit drinking, every time I do I die haha

[Prophylaxis]

Waiting on Sagemaster.

[Prophylaxis]

THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS

Somehow, we're on Ravnica.

GoJuDragon, an Azorius bureaucrat, finds out that darkarts981 has been terrorizing the streets. He calls up a Rakdos assassin, Sagemaster, to kill darkarts without getting his hands dirty. Sagemaster smiles and agrees, as killing is always fun. Sagemaster gets his bone sword and begins to prowl the streets, looking for an rogue Golgari guildmage to murderate. All goes well and good, until that fateful moment appeared and {Rakdos's Return} startles Sagemaster into forgetting his assassination mission. He goes back to Rix Maadi and promptly parties. He gets sacrificed to commemorate Rakdos, with a big grin on his face.

GoJuDragon notices, a week later, that darkarts is still running around. He goes and confronts the guildmage himself, using a {Supreme Verdict} to attempt to detain him. However, with a flick of the wrist, GoJu is subjected to a {Abrupt Decay} and dies quickly, moss on his face.

ALIVE:

darkarts981 +2

EVERYONE DEAD IS ALIVE AGAIN