fake cards

[UltimateArtifacter]

me and my friend have been orginizing cards that we wanted to make for fun.

1st one we made:
Rage Quit!!
Zero mana cost
toss your hand down and shout rage quit, your life total becomes Zero

2nd one we made:
Lagggggggg!!
X mana cost
Suspend X
amount you pay to cast this card becomes the Suspend number.
Ex. pay 10 mana and suspend target spell for 10 turns

tell me what you guys think

[Alsojames]

Sound funny.  We could turn this into a game :3

[UltimateArtifacter]

I'm open to idea for some funny cards

[Burpninja]

Falcon Pawwnchhhh

Cost 10 R R R

Sorcery

Falcon Pawwnchhhh deals 100 damage to target player. If this defeats them, you punch them IRL to ko them, and steal their deck.

[UltimateArtifacter]

Falcon Pawwnchhhh

Cost 10 R R R

Sorcery

Falcon Pawwnchhhh deals 100 damage to target player. If this defeats them, you punch them IRL to ko them, and steal their deck.

are you saying 10 colorless and 3 red?

[darkarts981]

Hmmm, how about this?
(for all you DBZ fans)

Spirit Bomb          2{U}{W}{R}
Sorcery - DBZ

Target player must stand up, hold their hands above their head, and then act like they are smashing something onto the ground while yelling "SPIRIT BOMB!!!!!" as loud as they can. If they can do this with a straight face, they lose 2 life, if they cannot, you get 9001 1/1 White Flying Spirit tokens.

[BlackJester]

me and my friend have been orginizing cards that we wanted to make for fun.

1st one we made:
Rage Quit!!
Zero mana cost
toss your hand down and shout rage quit, your life total becomes Zero

2nd one we made:
Lagggggggg!!
X mana cost
Suspend X
amount you pay to cast this card becomes the Suspend number.
Ex. pay 10 mana and suspend target spell for 10 turns

tell me what you guys think

Lag is {Ertai's Meddling}. Fun card! 😃

[BlackJester]

{Barney's Quickening} {3}{R}{W}
Instant

All non-land permanents become legendary until end of turn.

...wait for it...

[UltimateArtifacter]

legen- wait for it.......... dary

[Quackmaster5]

Robin Sparkles

{W}{R}

1/1

When Robin Sparkles enters the battlefield, each player chooses either Porn or Married.

Creatures who chose porn gain wither and persist.

Creatures who chose married gain soulbond, where soulbond says "when these creatures are soulbond, they are both indestructible. " and "at the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature."