Weird Cards and Rules

[izik99]

To Boink, chest bump opponent. If opponent refuses, prevent or double the damage dealt this turn

Piotr
{W}{U}{R}{G}{B}
Summon Legend         Mythic Rare

Piotr counts as an Administrator

Whenever Piotr attacks, Mod 2

To Mod X, ban X permanents from the current format.

Banana Peel   {4}
Artifact
Whenever an opponents creature attacks, it Slips 2.

[Quackmaster5]

Slips X:  X target unblocked creatures this term are considered blocked. Those creatures do not UNTAP during that players next UNTAP step.

Black Jester's Minion

When BJM attacks, Mind Games 7

[BlackJester]

To mind games X, reveal the top X cards of a chosen opponents library. Then chose one and set it aside face down and the rest in another faced down pile. The opponent names a card. Reveal all the cards in piles. If the face down card was not chosen, you may play it without paying its casting cost. Shuffle all revealed cards into their owner's library.

{Funkify} {G}{R}{B}

Instant
Target permanent gets funky.

[Brandalog]

Getting funky: when a permanent "gets funky", turn it face down,treat this card as if it were a 2/2 Afro creature with "basic landwalk" it remains as such until it does combat damage. Then "unfunkify" this card.

Drowsy {U}{3}
Target player draws two cards, then that player nods off for three turns.

[ntheawsome]

Nod off X: The player who nods off skips their next X draw steps.

TARDIS
Artifact-Contraption

When TARDIS is assembled, skip your next upkeep step.

Tap: Target creature Time Travels until your next upkeep.


EDIT: I guess you have to define 2 keywords.

[Fishsticks123]

Assembled: when you control two of the same card.


Time Travel: Go to Raxacoriafallapatorius until the beginnin of your next turn.


The doctor
When ~ etb kidnap 2 on their wedding noght.