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Title: Best flavor text
Post by: Queezle on November 17, 2011, 05:02:04 PM
Just wanting something to talk about. What do you think the funniest or best flavor text on a card is?  Here are a few: {Primeval Titan} and {Ib Halfheart Goblin Tactician} hope you find this entertaining.
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: Mentonin on November 17, 2011, 06:39:22 PM
{urabrask the hidden}. Its so nice as he considers the mirrans so insignificant that they arent worth a trouble
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: Queezle on November 17, 2011, 09:53:40 PM
LOL another good one is {Titanic Growth}
O_o
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: Neontiger420 on November 22, 2011, 03:08:07 PM
Aw man village ironsmith is one of my favorites his transformed version I mean
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: Spikepit on November 22, 2011, 03:22:14 PM
{Village Ironsmith}
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: MacUser001 on November 23, 2011, 10:26:48 AM
It would have to be anything from an Un set.

{Look At Me, I'm The DCI!}
{Censorship}
{Gleemax}
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: cltrn81 on November 25, 2011, 06:12:35 PM
Quote from: Neontiger420 on November 22, 2011, 03:08:07 PM
Aw man village ironsmith is one of my favorites his transformed version I mean

{iron fang} that flavor text is good....it would be cool if {village ironsmith} was fixing the door in the artwork instead of making the sword
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: Prophylaxis on November 25, 2011, 06:19:17 PM
I like the alternate-art {Countersquall}'s flavor text. Seems quite philosophical to me.
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: GoJuDragon on November 28, 2011, 08:42:05 PM
I like the flavor txt on {Cellar Door}
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: BlackJester on November 30, 2011, 12:02:36 AM
{Goblin Offensive}
{Ogre Savant}
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: Zingaiya on November 30, 2011, 08:18:20 PM
{Piston Sledge}
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: cltrn81 on December 03, 2011, 11:08:07 AM
{nightsky mimic}
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: MacUser001 on December 03, 2011, 12:19:03 PM
{Evil Twin}

By the way, the Mimic ^ is an amazing card... My god. Miss it.
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: Goblinking on December 03, 2011, 10:58:39 PM
{goblin arsonist} and {goblin grenade} are in my top 2
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: Grexis on December 07, 2011, 06:09:46 PM
{godhead of awe}
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: narcher007 on December 08, 2011, 07:45:39 AM
{Might of Oaks} not the M10, but the 7-10th edition printings
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: Goblinking on December 17, 2011, 10:36:25 PM
I like {goblin secret agent}
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: JakeyWakey on December 20, 2011, 04:49:45 PM
Quote from: Queezle on November 17, 2011, 05:02:04 PM
Just wanting something to talk about. What do you think the funniest or best flavor text on a card is?  Here are a few: {Primeval Titan} and {Ib Halfheart Goblin Tactician} hope you find this entertaining.
I like {primeval Titan} it looks like he's answering the call of nature 😉
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: Kvathe on December 20, 2011, 07:39:05 PM
My favorite is probably {granny's payback} from unhinged, although {it that betrays} has a pretty awesome text.
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: Queezle on December 21, 2011, 01:34:58 PM
{Bouncing Beebles}
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: Elitehitman on December 21, 2011, 11:23:56 PM
Rusted sentinel all the way
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: Spikepit on December 21, 2011, 11:36:19 PM
Quote from: Elitehitman on December 21, 2011, 11:23:56 PM
{Rusted Sentinel} all the way
Don't forget curly brackets! 😊
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: BlackJester on December 22, 2011, 12:20:45 AM
I wouldn't say it's the best, but I like {Gristleback}'s "flavor" text. 🍲🍴🍵
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: BlackJester on December 22, 2011, 12:19:24 PM
{Stanglehold}
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: Prophylaxis on December 22, 2011, 05:22:10 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on December 22, 2011, 12:19:24 PM
{Stanglehold}
What's the deal with that flavor text?
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: BlackJester on December 22, 2011, 06:08:50 PM
Quote from: Prophylaxis on December 22, 2011, 05:22:10 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on December 22, 2011, 12:19:24 PM
{Stanglehold}
What's the deal with that flavor text?

That whole card is just dripping with flavor. ðŸ"
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: Spikepit on December 30, 2011, 07:42:19 PM
Just pulled another {Frost Breath} and the Flavour made me lol. ðŸ'¨ðŸ'«ðŸ˜œ
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: Karrthus on December 31, 2011, 01:56:56 AM
The old {Lava Axe}.   " Catch"
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: SpiritedAway on January 02, 2012, 06:52:56 PM
{Blinking Spirit}

Goblins are so dumb, Spirits rule.
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: Mlerner12 on October 12, 2013, 02:53:35 PM
Quote from: SpiritedAway on January 02, 2012, 06:52:56 PM
{Blinking Spirit}

Goblins are so dumb, Spirits rule.
Lol, that's great.
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: Mlerner12 on October 12, 2013, 02:59:21 PM
I really like {Fodder Cannon}.
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: Teysa karlov on October 12, 2013, 03:46:32 PM
 {Lava Axe}
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: rarehuntertay on October 12, 2013, 05:31:48 PM
 {Teferi's Imp}

Just look... I dare you!!
Title: Re: Best flavor text
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on October 12, 2013, 05:40:13 PM
Quote from: Teysa karlov on October 12, 2013, 03:46:32 PM
{Lava Axe}
Which one? "Catch", "A strict upgrade over the cinder hatchet", ect....