Since CERTAIN people spammed my personal thread with riddles I've decided to start a riddles thread.
So post your favorite riddles or ones you've made up here. Anyone can answer by the way.
Gosh, touchy when people spam your thread. Let's start with a classic for the uninitiated.
"The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it."
pretty sure the man who buys power needs it 'cause he had to buy it.
The guy who invents a new technique to catch fish sure as heck wants it.
Try this one!
"What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night?"
>:)
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 12, 2012, 04:12:47 PM
Try this one!
"What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night?"
>:)
A human. 4 legs in early life when crawling, 2 legs in adulthood, and 3 with a cane and 2 legs. MUAHAHAHA!
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 12, 2012, 04:12:47 PM
Try this one!
"What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night?"
>:)
Man... That the answer.. It's the sphinxes riddle.
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:13:45 PM
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 12, 2012, 04:12:47 PM
Try this one!
"What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night?"
>:)
A human. 4 legs in early life when crawling, 2 legs in adulthood, and 3 with a cane and 2 legs. MUAHAHAHA!
GOSH DARN IT MOON, WE POSTED AT THE SAME TIME HOW COME YOURS IS HERE FIRST!!!!!
Very well done, but you have yet to beat me!
"I am a silver beast within a iron cave. What am I?"
A key in a lock
poor people have it
rich people need it
and if you eat it you will die
what is it?
Quote from: GoJuDragon on May 12, 2012, 04:21:42 PM
poor people have it
rich people need it
and if you eat it you will die
what is it?
Nothing.
I am all the colors of the rainbow and can eat 100 sheep and still be hungry what am i?
I begin eternity,
And end space,
At the end of time,
And in every place,
Last in life,
Second to death,
Never alone,
Found in your breath,
Contained by earth,
Water or flame,
My grandeur so awesome,
Wind dare not tame,
Not in your mind,
Am in your dreams,
Vacant to Kings,
Present to Queens.
What am I?
Found this in an old book of riddles i made. Some riddle were original, some weren't, not sure what this one is. Probably not made by me though.
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:24:10 PM
I begin eternity,
And end space,
At the end of time,
And in every place,
Last in life,
Second to death,
Never alone,
Found in your breath,
Contained by earth,
Water or flame,
My grandeur so awesome,
Wind dare not tame,
Not in your mind,
Am in your dreams,
Vacant to Kings,
Present to Queens.
What am I?
Found this in an old book of riddles i made. Some riddle were original, some weren't, not sure what this one is. Probably not made by me though.
The letter E.
man, moonman is on a roll
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:26:11 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:24:10 PM
I begin eternity,
And end space,
At the end of time,
And in every place,
Last in life,
Second to death,
Never alone,
Found in your breath,
Contained by earth,
Water or flame,
My grandeur so awesome,
Wind dare not tame,
Not in your mind,
Am in your dreams,
Vacant to Kings,
Present to Queens.
What am I?
Found this in an old book of riddles i made. Some riddle were original, some weren't, not sure what this one is. Probably not made by me though.
The letter E.
Are you looking these up?
Well, Alex can rationalize all he wants but the answer to my riddle was a coffin.
Quote from: Guypocolypse on May 12, 2012, 04:23:40 PM
I am all the colors of the rainbow and can eat 100 sheep and still be hungry what am i?
Answers?
All the ones I've answered I either already knew or were already asked beforehand. I'm not cheating, just having good luck.
Quote from: Guypocolypse on May 12, 2012, 04:27:28 PM
Quote from: Guypocolypse on May 12, 2012, 04:23:40 PM
I am all the colors of the rainbow and can eat 100 sheep and still be hungry what am i?
Answers?
I have 2 guesses:
1- Puff, the Magic Dragon?
2- The Human Race?
Nope
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:27:04 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:26:11 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:24:10 PM
I begin eternity,
And end space,
At the end of time,
And in every place,
Last in life,
Second to death,
Never alone,
Found in your breath,
Contained by earth,
Water or flame,
My grandeur so awesome,
Wind dare not tame,
Not in your mind,
Am in your dreams,
Vacant to Kings,
Present to Queens.
What am I?
Found this in an old book of riddles i made. Some riddle were original, some weren't, not sure what this one is. Probably not made by me though.
The letter E.
Are you looking these up?
I'm sure he isn't, riddles like this are classic. Stuff like "how many letters in the alphabet" and things like that. It's probably a good idea to keep in mind we're all connected to the internet to be posting here, though.
How many holes in a polo?
How many holes in a rolo?
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:28:06 PM
All the ones I've answered I either already knew or were already asked beforehand. I'm not cheating, just having good luck.
Try this I made it up:
What answers many riddles,
And stares through to my screen,
Can raise the dead,
But only in dream,
Likes fire and lightning,
And razes villages and farms,
In battles is frightening,
But never truly harms,
A flick of the wrist,
And a tap of the hand,
Are all that is needed,
To destroy this man.
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:30:38 PM
How many holes in a polo?
How many holes in a rolo?
2
The "o"s right?
Uhm...3?
Here is my riddle. I don't care if you look it up on google but if you guess on your own, you get brownie points! :)
"What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?"
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on May 12, 2012, 04:38:35 PM
Uhm...3?
Here is my riddle. I don't care if you look it up on google but if you guess on your own, you get brownie points! :)
"What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?"
I didn't look this up:
You hand
Lol I don't know many people who use their hand for those things! Try again! :)
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on May 12, 2012, 04:46:04 PM
Lol I don't know many people who use their hand for those things! Try again! :)
Well, you CAN sit on your hand, you CAN sleep on it, and you use it to brush your teeth (with a toothbrush of course).
Quote from: Guypocolypse on May 12, 2012, 04:23:40 PM
I am all the colors of the rainbow and can eat 100 sheep and still be hungry what am i?
ANSER:rug
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:37:12 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:30:38 PM
How many holes in a polo?
How many holes in a rolo?
2
The "o"s right?
Nope. 4 holes in a polo shirt, and no holes in a rolo candy. From the impossible quiz.
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:51:11 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:37:12 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:30:38 PM
How many holes in a polo?
How many holes in a rolo?
2
The "o"s right?
Nope. 4 holes in a polo shirt, and no holes in a rolo candy. From the impossible quiz.
No, thats not a riddle. That's just stupid.
not you, the quiz
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:36:28 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:28:06 PM
All the ones I've answered I either already knew or were already asked beforehand. I'm not cheating, just having good luck.
Try this I made it up:
What answers many riddles,
And stares through to my screen,
Can raise the dead,
But only in dream,
Likes fire and lightning,
And razes villages and farms,
In battles is frightening,
But never truly harms,
A flick of the wrist,
And a tap of the hand,
Are all that is needed,
To destroy this man.
Y U NO ANSWER!!
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:53:26 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:51:11 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:37:12 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:30:38 PM
How many holes in a polo?
How many holes in a rolo?
2
The "o"s right?
Nope. 4 holes in a polo shirt, and no holes in a rolo candy. From the impossible quiz.
No, thats not a riddle. That's just stupid.
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Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:54:51 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:53:26 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:51:11 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:37:12 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:30:38 PM
How many holes in a polo?
How many holes in a rolo?
2
The "o"s right?
Nope. 4 holes in a polo shirt, and no holes in a rolo candy. From the impossible quiz.
No, thats not a riddle. That's just stupid.
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/096/044/trollface.jpg?1296494117)
Yes, you have one.
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:56:09 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:54:51 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:53:26 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:51:11 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:37:12 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:30:38 PM
How many holes in a polo?
How many holes in a rolo?
2
The "o"s right?
Nope. 4 holes in a polo shirt, and no holes in a rolo candy. From the impossible quiz.
No, thats not a riddle. That's just stupid.
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/096/044/trollface.jpg?1296494117)
Yes, you have one.
That I use the img command too much?
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:56:44 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:56:09 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:54:51 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:53:26 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:51:11 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:37:12 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:30:38 PM
How many holes in a polo?
How many holes in a rolo?
2
The "o"s right?
Nope. 4 holes in a polo shirt, and no holes in a rolo candy. From the impossible quiz.
No, thats not a riddle. That's just stupid.
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/096/044/trollface.jpg?1296494117)
Yes, you have one.
That I use the img command too much?
No just in general.
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 12, 2012, 04:18:28 PM
Very well done, but you have yet to beat me!
"I am a silver beast within a iron cave. What am I?"
Anyone going to guess at thus one? If not i'm going to put the answer in soon.
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 12, 2012, 05:04:06 PM
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 12, 2012, 04:18:28 PM
Very well done, but you have yet to beat me!
"I am a silver beast within a iron cave. What am I?"
Anyone going to guess at thus one? If not i'm going to put the answer in soon.
A bullet.
Pa-pow!
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:49:28 PM
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on May 12, 2012, 04:46:04 PM
Lol I don't know many people who use their hand for those things! Try again! :)
Well, you CAN sit on your hand, you CAN sleep on it, and you use it to brush your teeth (with a toothbrush of course).
Yeah but not with only your hand. Just think about it simply. The answer makes a lot of sense.
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on May 12, 2012, 04:38:35 PM
Uhm...3?
Here is my riddle. I don't care if you look it up on google but if you guess on your own, you get brownie points! :)
"What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?"
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:54:47 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:36:28 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:28:06 PM
All the ones I've answered I either already knew or were already asked beforehand. I'm not cheating, just having good luck.
Try this I made it up:
What answers many riddles,
And stares through to my screen,
Can raise the dead,
But only in dream,
Likes fire and lightning,
And razes villages and farms,
In battles is frightening,
But never truly harms,
A flick of the wrist,
And a tap of the hand,
Are all that is needed,
To destroy this man.
Y U NO ANSWER!!
I am going to post the answer soon if no one even try's...
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 05:13:10 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:54:47 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:36:28 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:28:06 PM
All the ones I've answered I either already knew or were already asked beforehand. I'm not cheating, just having good luck.
Try this I made it up:
What answers many riddles,
And stares through to my screen,
Can raise the dead,
But only in dream,
Likes fire and lightning,
And razes villages and farms,
In battles is frightening,
But never truly harms,
A flick of the wrist,
And a tap of the hand,
Are all that is needed,
To destroy this man.
Y U NO ANSWER!!
I am going to post the answer soon if no one even try's...
It's me isn't it? @$$hole...
Here! Try this!
(Oh, and BJester solved my last one- it was a bullet)
"What moans and groans, but has no mouth. It screams and it shouts, but speaks no words. I am here today, but gone tommorow. What am I?
Quote from: BlackJester on May 12, 2012, 05:11:59 PM
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on May 12, 2012, 04:38:35 PM
Uhm...3?
Here is my riddle. I don't care if you look it up on google but if you guess on your own, you get brownie points! :)
"What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?"
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
Yeah.
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 05:16:41 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 05:13:10 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:54:47 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:36:28 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:28:06 PM
All the ones I've answered I either already knew or were already asked beforehand. I'm not cheating, just having good luck.
Try this I made it up:
What answers many riddles,
And stares through to my screen,
Can raise the dead,
But only in dream,
Likes fire and lightning,
And razes villages and farms,
In battles is frightening,
But never truly harms,
A flick of the wrist,
And a tap of the hand,
Are all that is needed,
To destroy this man.
Y U NO ANSWER!!
I am going to post the answer soon if no one even try's...
It's me isn't it? @$$hole...
Yep....
I am a forest with no trees, a river with no water, and a town with no buildings...............what am I?
Quote from: Mickey mouse on May 12, 2012, 05:29:21 PM
I am a forest with no trees, a river with no water, and a town with no buildings...............what am I?
Bizarro World?
Quote from: Mickey mouse on May 12, 2012, 05:29:21 PM
I am a forest with no trees, a river with no water, and a town with no buildings...............what am I?
A map.
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 12, 2012, 05:18:14 PM
Here! Try this!
(Oh, and BJester solved my last one- it was a bullet)
"What moans and groans, but has no mouth. It screams and it shouts, but speaks no words. I am here today, but gone tommorow. What am I?
Anyone want to guess at this one?
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 12, 2012, 05:33:18 PM
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 12, 2012, 05:18:14 PM
Here! Try this!
(Oh, and BJester solved my last one- it was a bullet)
"What moans and groans, but has no mouth. It screams and it shouts, but speaks no words. I am here today, but gone tommorow. What am I?
Anyone want to guess at this one?
Oh. That's the wind.
*Claps* Well done, ol' Boy!
(pip pip; Cherrio!; Quite right!)
0.o (The voices are talking to us again...
We dont like the voices, no we dont...)
New riddle!!!! YAY!!!
"What has lived since Time began, has never aged, and will always remain?"
Quote from: Alex2911 on May 12, 2012, 05:49:52 PM
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 12, 2012, 05:48:51 PM
*Claps* Well done, ol' Boy!
(pip pip; Cherrio!; Quite right!)
0.o (The voices are talking to us again...
We dont like the voices, no we dont...)
New riddle!!!! YAY!!!
"What has lived since Time began, has never aged, and will always remain?"
Father Time himself.
Yes that's true, but not the answer i was looking for. Sorry, chap.
The telltale signs of your riddle say that the answer is Philo Pennyworth.
Quote from: Maximo on May 12, 2012, 05:59:34 PM
The telltale signs of your riddle say that the answer is Philo Pennyworth.
Umm... Who? We're confused, and we dont like that... (mumbles to self in a dark corner of the room) YOU ARE WRONGS!!!
Please trys agains! :D
What do i have in my pocket?
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 12, 2012, 05:48:51 PM
*Claps* Well done, ol' Boy!
(pip pip; Cherrio!; Quite right!)
0.o (The voices are talking to us again...
We dont like the voices, no we dont...)
New riddle!!!! YAY!!!
"What has lived since Time began, has never aged, and will always remain?"
hrrmh. I give up.
Quote from: Maximo on May 12, 2012, 07:37:35 PM
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 12, 2012, 05:48:51 PM
*Claps* Well done, ol' Boy!
(pip pip; Cherrio!; Quite right!)
0.o (The voices are talking to us again...
We dont like the voices, no we dont...)
New riddle!!!! YAY!!!
"What has lived since Time began, has never aged, and will always remain?"
hrrmh. I give up.
Well, the answer was Chuck Norris!!! :D
But, your answer was a better one, so i guess you won that one too.
Quote from: Fenster on May 12, 2012, 06:11:20 PM
What do i have in my pocket?
The nasty hobbitses has stolen the precious!!! The ring of power, forged in the fires of Mt. Doom
It is greater than god and more evil than the devil. The poor has it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die
Quote from: BadLuckIrish on May 12, 2012, 10:10:39 PM
It is greater than god and more evil than the devil. The poor has it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die
Nothing, already answered this one.
What is bald in the morning and by evening has grey hairs?
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 09:13:04 PM
Quote from: Fenster on May 12, 2012, 06:11:20 PM
What do i have in my pocket?
The nasty hobbitses has stolen the precious!!! The ring of power, forged in the fires of Mt. Doom
Barrel-riding five!
Quote from: CajunJynx on May 12, 2012, 10:12:35 PM
Quote from: BadLuckIrish on May 12, 2012, 10:10:39 PM
It is greater than god and more evil than the devil. The poor has it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die
Nothing, already answered this one.
What is bald in the morning and by evening has grey hairs?
Is it a chin?
What is bald in the morning and by evening has grey hairs?
[/quote]
Is it a chin?
[/quote]
(your mom has more chins than a Chinese phonebook)
Lmao!! Randomness!!!!!!!
Quote from: Fenster on May 13, 2012, 01:26:45 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 09:13:04 PM
Quote from: Fenster on May 12, 2012, 06:11:20 PM
What do i have in my pocket?
The nasty hobbitses has stolen the precious!!! The ring of power, forged in the fires of Mt. Doom
Barrel-riding five!
Does that mean I'm right?
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 13, 2012, 07:55:45 PM
What is bald in the morning and by evening has grey hairs?
Quote
Is it a chin?
(your mom has more chins than a Chinese phonebook)
Lmao!! Randomness!!!!!!!
Come on man, it's mothers day.
i have 3 legs apon which i stand
i shoot people at the command of a man
i do not kill yet i do capture
to preserve forever i must shoot faster
what am i???
i made this up
camera.
A soldier, in basic you get shaved bald, the stress of being military tends to make people grey before they should be.
Quote from: Maximo on May 13, 2012, 11:01:41 PM
camera.
CONGRATS MATE!!!!!
lol it wasnt even that hard...
still good job
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 13, 2012, 07:55:45 PM
What is bald in the morning and by evening has grey hairs?
The answer to this
was a chin, by the way.