No I am not leaving. I just have to say:
WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE LEAVING!?!?!. First Kiki, now Alex, who next, BadLuckIrish? Spikepit? Ctlrn81? People are leaving the game and we can't let te flame die. We can't let it... go.... out...
Let this be a thread dedicated to saying goodbye to those leaving.
Peeps come and go that is just the way it is with most things.
I was on leave thank you.
There was a few years I couldn't play, I took that time to organize my library and hone my deck building skills, but I will never quite. I'll be the guy in the d folks home with basic lands in my wheelchair spokes.
Hey people go out then they come back :p
Weather is getting nice so numbers are gonna go down
Quote from: Rass on May 02, 2012, 08:13:07 PM
Weather is getting nice so numbers are gonna go down
That's a good point. Well at least until m13 releases
You know what's funny, this thread was supposed to be dedicated to saying goodbye, and yet it started a whole different conversation!
Quote from: darkarts981 on May 02, 2012, 08:30:57 PM
You know what's funny, this thread was supposed to be dedicated to saying goodbye, and yet it started a whole different conversation!
Not really reread the first post
Goodbye guys I'm in 6th grade my cat says no morz magic for me. Btw I'm super Grover and no one else ks
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Quote from: darkarts981 on May 02, 2012, 08:30:57 PM
You know what's funny, this thread was supposed to be dedicated to saying goodbye, and yet it started a whole different conversation!
Not really reread the first post
Oh
That's okay, new players find this app and get super active, like myself. I've been here since like march and I feel like I've had a lot of activity
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Quote from: DirtyMustachio on May 03, 2012, 07:32:41 PM
That's okay, new players find this app and get super active, like myself. I've been here since like march and I feel like I've had a lot of activity
Yes but Alex is only gone for a few weeks to a few months. I'll be posting for him in his absence
Oh lord.
Oh good lord.
That's good for him right? Just make sure he's happy too. Obviously you're gonna make sure of that but still he's a good person and sure people make fun of him but if he's happy...and while something's need change, he'll only really change if he truly wants to...
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Quote from: DirtyMustachio on May 03, 2012, 07:32:41 PM
That's okay, new players find this app and get super active, like myself. I've been here since like march and I feel like I've had a lot of activity
Yes but Alex is only gone for a few weeks to a few months. I'll be posting for him in his absence
And you are...?
I bet they're so glad you asked
Quote from: Maximo on May 03, 2012, 10:18:58 PM
I bet they're so glad you asked
That's right, I'll play.
Fifty bucks! In my pocket!
I was betting myself who you were gonna reveal yourself to be and I just won fifty bucks. From myself.
Quote from: Maximo on May 03, 2012, 11:37:08 PM
I was betting myself who you were gonna reveal yourself to be and I just won fifty bucks. From myself.
Don't forget that the house takes 10% of all bets. π° That'll be $5.
I said I bet you'd be his girlfriend, didn't I? And Jester, I'll send you a {Stromkirk Noble} or something.
Quote from: Maximo on May 03, 2012, 11:46:21 PM
I said I bet you'd be his girlfriend, didn't I? And Jester, I'll send you a {Stromkirk Noble} or something.
Thats acceptable.
so answer me this Kali. How come he cant be on this app?
Quote from: BadLuckIrish on May 04, 2012, 12:15:59 AM
so answer me this Kali. How come he cant be on this app?
Yeah, that is curious, I mean, I know I am a bad influence. But that is more in real life.
I was more along the lines of why cant he be on it yet she can..? I do believe that is hypocritical in my opinion.
Quote from: BadLuckIrish on May 04, 2012, 01:33:36 AM
I was more along the lines of why cant he be on it yet she can..? I do believe that is hypocritical in my opinion.
LOLz I don't think she's on here 'cause she wants to be (assuming it's really her). π
This is so weird...
And if anyone needs to return to reality you take that person to a shrink. Then depending on what said shrink says you can start to adjust your life accordingly. Not because of irational emotions.
Quote from: Fenster on May 04, 2012, 06:24:46 AM
This is so weird...
And if anyone needs to return to reality you take that person to a shrink. Then depending on what said shrink says you can start to adjust your life accordingly. Not because of irational emotions.
Well when I need to return to reality I go to fnm where I get my @$$ handed to me. Then I go home and rethink my life.
Quote from: Alex2911 on May 04, 2012, 06:30:35 AM
Quote from: Fenster on May 04, 2012, 06:24:46 AM
This is so weird...
And if anyone needs to return to reality you take that person to a shrink. Then depending on what said shrink says you can start to adjust your life accordingly. Not because of irational emotions.
He was at a shrink. He (the shrink) told him that he needs mental rehabilitation because his beliefs that the dead will walk again was strong enough to even scare the shrink himself.
He needs this. For himself. Not for us (me and him), just for himself.
Very valid reason...
Yea....im in the non-believing side.
Zombies are real, to think otherwise is faulty logic. But that depends on your definition of the word.
Will the dead rise to make brain smoothies and a plague will wash across the earth? No, but catastrophes happen, I have survived Katrina, hell, I helped search houses after that storm, I have seen what happens when people's paradigms are shifted by such events.
It looks like a zombie apocalypse.
Being in that state of mind can help you prepare for the worst. I am the head of a Louisiana chapter of a group called Z.E.S.T., Zombie Eradication and Survival Team. We have over 5k members, and we focus on disaster awareness and preparation as well as teaching survival courses at the local college and firearms safety/defensive shooting classes at the local sheriff's office range. I can find enough food, shelter and water on the average city block to sustain myself indefinitely.
That said, none of this stems from playing magic. It's a card game. A fun card game I enjoy and also enjoy talking about, but it will never be real.
Kali is a great name, BTW, named my custom .45 I built Kali. She hasn't failed me in competition yet, even helped me achieve a ranking of 23rd best close quarters battle shooter in the state.
Quote from: Alex2911 on May 04, 2012, 06:16:23 AM
I'd really rather not be here..... But I told him if all went well he would have to give up magic.
Right now he has to be isolated from all of it while he returns to reality. I'm only doing this because he asked (more begged) me to.
Giving up Magic is not an example of "all going well". Not even remotely.
Things going well means being able to function as a normal human being, and normal people have healthy past-times and hobbies. There is nothing unhealthy about enjoying magic or a number of other hobbies for that matter, provided that you don't let your hobbies interfere with your responsibilities. Work first, play second, all is good.
Not to mention the zombie apocalypse doesn't really have anything to do with Magic, beyond a clunky card and a tribe that's currently getting hammered.
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Not to mention the zombie apocalypse doesn't really have anything to do with Magic, beyond a clunky card and a tribe that's currently getting hammered.
{Zombie Apocalypse}....
Quote from: Maximo on May 04, 2012, 12:47:20 PM
Not to mention the zombie apocalypse doesn't really have anything to do with Magic, beyond a clunky card and a tribe that's currently getting hammered.
Zombies = πΊπ»πΊπ»π²
ππ
Doesn't matter, he can't read this. But okay. How about that AMC hit television show, The Walking Dead? Great programming.
Quote from: Maximo on May 04, 2012, 08:37:24 PM
Doesn't matter, he can't read this. But okay. How about that AMC hit television show, The Walking Dead? Great programming.
Fantastic work, you know it shattered the record for most viewed show on basic cable? All because of a few shambling hoards.
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Quote from: Maximo on May 04, 2012, 12:47:20 PM
Not to mention the zombie apocalypse doesn't really have anything to do with Magic, beyond a clunky card and a tribe that's currently getting hammered.
Zombies = πΊπ»πΊπ»π²
ππ
Can we not talk about zombies while he's in rehab please. At least not in this topic.
Why? He's not reading this anyway.
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Quote from: Maximo on May 04, 2012, 12:47:20 PM
Not to mention the zombie apocalypse doesn't really have anything to do with Magic, beyond a clunky card and a tribe that's currently getting hammered.
Zombies = πΊπ»πΊπ»π²
ππ
Can we not talk about zombies while he's in rehab please. At least not in this topic.
Why? He's not reading this anyway.
I think she let's him read it from time to time because she realized that we are some his friends...
Hahah. Yeah. Makes sense.
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Not to mention the zombie apocalypse doesn't really have anything to do with Magic, beyond a clunky card and a tribe that's currently getting hammered.
Zombies = πΊπ»πΊπ»π²
ππ
Can we not talk about zombies while he's in rehab please. At least not in this topic.
Why? He's not reading this anyway.
I think she let's him read it from time to time because she realized that we are some his friends...
Exactly. But only when he is done with rehabilitation for the day. And when I'm up to visit him. His rehabilitation is over two hours away.
So please.... nothing else about zombies or anything to do with them.
I think this rehab has nothing to do with magic at all. Sure magic has Z's but scientifically the z apocolypse will never happen and is restricted to sci fi
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Not to mention the zombie apocalypse doesn't really have anything to do with Magic, beyond a clunky card and a tribe that's currently getting hammered.
Zombies = πΊπ»πΊπ»π²
ππ
Can we not talk about zombies while he's in rehab please. At least not in this topic.
Why? He's not reading this anyway.
I think she let's him read it from time to time because she realized that we are some his friends...
Exactly. But only when he is done with rehabilitation for the day. And when I'm up to visit him. His rehabilitation is over two hours away.
So please.... nothing else about zombies or anything to do with them.
I think this rehab has nothing to do with magic at all. Sure magic has Z's but scientifically the z apocolypse will never happen and is restricted to sci fi
Has no one payed attention? His rehab has NOTHING to do with magic. He needs to come back to reality. It's not just his belief in zombies, it's also him thinking that he's batman. He could get seriously hurt or hurt someone else if he goes all out with his zombies or batman.
We're guys we don't really listen lol no but I had no idea he thought that.. Hmm well that's a good reason
I heard ya loud and clear...
I really doubt he believes himself to be Batman. Lots of unique prerequisites there. I also think this whole rehabilitation thing smells like largemouth bass. I also think its weird that you'd post in his absence and let him see at all. "Hey we're taking you off heroin, so I'll do it for you and let you watch the rest of us shoot up sometimes, too. Oh, I know you just liked to smoke cigarettes, I'm just being safe."
Actually I'm gonna rephrase.
OBJECTION! The original post of a previous thread clearly states that the author was being forced to give up Magic! Now, witness.. Why don't you tell us more about this rehabilitation process?
Quote from: Maximo on May 05, 2012, 12:00:57 AM
Actually I'm gonna rephrase.
OBJECTION! The original post of a previous thread clearly states that the author was being forced to give up Magic! Now, witness.. Why don't you tell us more about this rehabilitation process?
I second that motion! We are all under the impression he had to give up magic. So you got some splainin' to do..
Quote from: Alex2911 on May 04, 2012, 11:55:59 PM
Quote from: Maximo on May 04, 2012, 11:52:49 PM
I really doubt he believes himself to be Batman. Lots of unique prerequisites there. I also think this whole rehabilitation thing smells like largemouth bass. I also think its weird that you'd post in his absence and let him see at all. "Hey we're taking you off heroin, so I'll do it for you and let you watch the rest of us shoot up sometimes, too. Oh, I know you just liked to smoke cigarettes, I'm just being safe."
Your a real {assquatch} aren't you. I'm not letting him see the posts about zombies. And he's not being taken off of magic, just zombies and batman.
(So, Kali is familiar enough with iMtG to know how to link cards and knows enough about Magic to reference an obscure Unhinged card... π)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iYF6QFhOyQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Quote from: Maximo on May 04, 2012, 11:52:49 PM
I really doubt he believes himself to be Batman. Lots of unique prerequisites there. I also think this whole rehabilitation thing smells like largemouth bass. I also think its weird that you'd post in his absence and let him see at all. "Hey we're taking you off heroin, so I'll do it for you and let you watch the rest of us shoot up sometimes, too. Oh, I know you just liked to smoke cigarettes, I'm just being safe."
Your a real {assquatch} aren't you. I'm not letting him see the posts about zombies. And he's not being taken off of magic, just zombies and batman.
(So, Kali is familiar enough with iMtG to know how to link cards and knows enough about Magic to reference an obscure Unhinged card... π)
CASE CLOSED!!! EVIDENCE PROVES THAT ISNT KALI AND ITS ALEX!!! THANK YOU MR. JESTER!!
And if you say i looked it up then it means that 'kali' is interested in MtG because she is going through our community which will then contradict 'Alex' she is stopping me excuse.
The question is, why?
Wait, Alex isn't batman?
I used to be more active but I'm leaving as well. It's not a completely permanent thing, I'm not sure when I'll get back, but I'll still be on Cockatrice if anyone wants to play.
Quote from: loop-s-pool on May 05, 2012, 01:28:38 AM
I used to be more active but I'm leaving as well. It's not a completely permanent thing, I'm not sure when I'll get back, but I'll still be on Cockatrice if anyone wants to play.
YOUR NEVER ON!!!!!!
I think it's time for an avatar.
So he's not really in any kind of rehabilitation place, he's just.. Being made to stay in a hotel for free and walks to a psychiatrist every day? And he warned you about me, specifically, when all I did before he said he left was give him advice and tell him he should be with you in the first place? Enough to tell you to use a random obscure card? Hmmmm.
And you know, lots of people who lurk on the forums before making an account don't just pick up how to link cards. General and rules forums are full of that.
I'm sorry, you're still mad fish-tastic to me.
You guys let's calm down...he'll be back soon enough so just be patient and hope what happens is for the best and works out for both parties
From possible girl to lover in what? Three days? I'm not even drunk commenting.
Now he's insane but allowed to stay on his own in a hotel full of people and walk on his own to a doctor, huh?
Not to mention what a convenient way to cover all bases. The insanity thing, I mean. Sorry to everyone if I seem aggressive but this whole thing is really off.
Quote from: BadLuckIrish on May 05, 2012, 01:36:52 AM
Quote from: loop-s-pool on May 05, 2012, 01:28:38 AM
I used to be more active but I'm leaving as well. It's not a completely permanent thing, I'm not sure when I'll get back, but I'll still be on Cockatrice if anyone wants to play.
YOUR NEVER ON!!!!!!
I've been getting home at 11ish every night so that might be why we never are on at the same time.
Quote from: Maximo on May 05, 2012, 11:37:50 AM
Now he's insane but allowed to stay on his own in a hotel full of people and walk on his own to a doctor, huh?
Not to mention what a convenient way to cover all bases. The insanity thing, I mean. Sorry to everyone if I seem aggressive but this whole thing is really off.
This is a good point. If he thinks he's batman and you're afraid of him doing something not good. Why does he have that much freedom?? He should be under supervised care if that's the case IMO. things aren't adding up
Split personality now? Can you just make us a list?
Quote from: Maximo on May 05, 2012, 12:53:46 PM
Split personality now? Can you just make us a list?
Bro take a chill pill...why're you so upset at her? She's just trying to help him. Sure her story is slightly shaky but hey you've learned to trust people on the forum so I'd try to trust her too
... Alright. You're right. I shouldn't be.. /so/ aggressive. It all just bothers me and feels shady.
Quote from: Maximo on May 05, 2012, 01:08:32 PM
... Alright. You're right. I shouldn't be.. /so/ aggressive. It all just bothers me and feels shady.
Okay thanks! And same but hey it's obvious she's trying help make him better and she isn't restricting magic as far as it seems so really that's all that matters right?
So you did.. Urgh. I need to stop posting here. I will, but this whole thing still rubs me wrong.
Quote from: Sagemaster on May 05, 2012, 12:56:36 PM
Quote from: Maximo on May 05, 2012, 12:53:46 PM
Split personality now? Can you just make us a list?
Bro take a chill pill...why're you so upset at her? She's just trying to help him. Sure her story is slightly shaky but hey you've learned to trust people on the forum so I'd try to trust her too
If its really her!! I really think that this is all highly suspicious!!
It is suspicious but I mean we all should still calm down about it right?
Quote from: Maximo on May 05, 2012, 02:49:12 PM
So you did.. Urgh. I need to stop posting here. I will, but this whole thing still rubs me wrong.
Yea I'm confused too but whoever it is obviously genuinely cares for Alex do as long as he's getting help it's all good right?
Quote from: Sagemaster on May 05, 2012, 03:03:34 PM
It is suspicious but I mean we all should still calm down about it right?
Yeah, I agree there, that everyone shouldn't be so worked up, but still not just believe everything
Right always gotta be skeptical π
I just flat out believe its not 'her' but if it is and she can prove it then ill apologise
Who here likes a good soap opera? β I'm seriously entertained here. π
If you're incredulous (disbelieving) and think it's just Alex vying for attention, then stop reading/posting and giving him/her what he/she wants. (I'm making no assumptions at this point.)
I'll be moving this thread to Alex's Private Pages since that is where these sort of personal threads belong.
Quote from: Alex2911 on May 05, 2012, 11:43:46 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 05, 2012, 11:34:48 PM
I was sceptical at first, but I believe now.
What made you believe, if you don't mind my asking
Good question! Oh! And Kali (if thats who you really are), I don't just flat out believe that it's not you, just a bit skeptical. That's just the kind of guy I am, always questioning things.
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I was sceptical at first, but I believe now.
What made you believe, if you don't mind my asking
Two things:
1) You haven't referenced batman yet (wasn't really expecting you too)
2) You speak differently, "burying this hatchet six feet under"? To me that isn't something Alex would say.
Excellent points!! I really hadn't even thought about either of those!
Quote from: Alex2911 on May 06, 2012, 10:19:46 AM
Well, I'm glad we have that ordeal sorted out.
I'm going to visit him today. Anything anyone wants me to inform him of?
I miss his randomness!! π’
You can put a date on mental rehabilitation now? Not how it went with a relative of mine. That's cool. I'm glad he's doing better.
Shock therapy? β¨β‘
'Cause I would π to test out my Tesla-Transcranial electromagnetic stimulator!
I had shock theropy on my back when i was 14, and it felt amazing. By back hasnt hurt me much since then. I think ppl got the wrong idea bout what it is. Iy just sounds really horrible
This feels like a very elaborate troll.
But in any case. If real i wish the best of luck to anyone who needs to get healthy even if it means leaving us for a while or even forever. Wellness over entertainment.
Quote from: Alex2911 on May 07, 2012, 09:58:00 PM
An ipdate: Alex is officially coming home tomorrow!!! He's been cleared to come home. He was tested today and exhibited excellent behavior. No more Batman, no more zombies and no more randomness!
If you can't tell, I'm very excited. We will finally be able to have a relationship that's more serious and none of his randomness.
And yes, I'm letting him have full acess to magic.
That's awesome!!! I'm glad to hear it!!!
Welcome back, Alex. I've taken the liberty of moving this thread and the old one "Goodbye" to your own Private Page where you are encouraged to talk about yourself.
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Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 08, 2012, 03:29:24 PM
I think I speak for all of us when I say we believe it was Kali on here. And who gave him the -1? I can and WILL probe your mind.
Dont you mean sculpt it?
Lol
RIP Kiki. He is happier now. Maybe he will join again some day. Also, his cards are I a hole in his garage. I'm starting to put stuff on here though. Um, can I use your real name Beldean?
Random:
1. proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern: the random selection of numbers.
I think I see a pattern....
Now you're just trying too hard. But you're a really dedicAted opposite day participant.
Yeah, okay. it's pretty difficult to think of a really hard to solve riddle.
So, what's black and white and red all over?
No, guess again.
just for the record the answer was my Xbox remote with ketchup spilt on it, nyuk nyuk nyuk
Jester's got a solid building of posts with purposes. You have.. a house of cards.
Quote from: Alex2911 on May 12, 2012, 05:04:19 PM
Quote from: Maximo on May 12, 2012, 05:00:38 PM
Jester's got a solid building of posts with purposes. You have.. a house of cards.
You sir, Are being very annoying. Don't forget it was I who wrote the ultimate cockatrice guide and have the full list of cockatrice hot keys.
That has nothing to do with your hollow "victory" over jester's user thread by using empty and pointless posts. but you can go ahead and celebrate, like it means something.
because stickied threads have always been a sign of status. If that's the case you're still way behind Jester. This is silly. And sorry, Jace. I've got plenty of ways to {Outwit} you. Hoh ho.
Hey, what's up?
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Quote from: Maximo on May 12, 2012, 05:26:41 PM
Hey, what's up?
MINDCRUSH!!!!
That's cool, i'm fine, thanks for asking. Had a little trouble this morning working out the mana base for my new deck, but you know how blue decks are, huh? Heh..
You're.. gonna rock a Game Day tournament or something?
moar meaningless pages that no one will bother to read through
oh no, not the scrolling orange text no one waits through, i'm-a terrified over heah!
your empire, that everyone can see into and post in and mess around in, with no real threat of anything happening except a huffy guy getting more huffy. but it's okay, i'm sure no one will be mean or anything.
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 12, 2012, 04:05:00 PM
Hey Alex...
Want some help in catching up to Jester?π
Pages are determined by number of posts, not the length per post. If you want to boost the number of pages, make more posts, not longer.
You'd censor a man's opinion? Do you hate freedom now, Alex? For shame.
man, don't be so dramatic. I specifically said you weren't an annoyance. You're just being pushy and huffy and stuff. I'm sure you'll feel better in like a day and you can come back and post regularly and it'll be fine.
But i have to use this because it's awesome.
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7015/6806774579_88096cb966.jpg)
We didn't ask because it's personal business. And I'm not attacking your empire, I'm posting in your thread.
Quote from: Alex2911 on May 12, 2012, 09:28:51 PM
And yes, I did actually break up with Kali. We had a really big fight.
sorry to hear.
I'm on Maxiimo's side now. ξξ± GTFO BELEREN
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I'm pretty sure the only one that has minions on the forum is Jester...you realize that's a glass sword right?
Beleren and m00n are my minions.
And...... IT'S MY DIAMOND SWORD. your just jealous of it.
Ehhh....no...Jester has the diamond sword...ask him...yours in glass, didn't you watch it shatter when you tried to hit moonman?
(http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/.love.-yeah-gtfo.png)
Wish you wouldn't bro
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Quote from: Hays413 on May 21, 2012, 10:36:59 AM
Wish you wouldn't bro
It's too late to stop me. I've already asked Jester to delete my account and everything I've ever posted here. There will be no trace left.
Wait why you leavin?