i need a commander that is absolutely miserable to play against. I want to make a multiplayer deck I can take with me to random LGS's to play after a French tournament that makes everyone cry. My thoughts right now are {Gaddok Teeg} Hatebears and {Zo-Zu the Punisher} land Destruction
Scion.
You can kill someone before t5
Combat damage is also so big with changing dragons and double strike that you eliminate players instantly.
{Nekusar, the Mindrazer}
{Arcum Dagsson}... Make everything artifacts, drop {Darksteel Forge}... Drop {Nevinyrral's Disk}... Blow everything up except yours
Quote from: MuggyWuggy on April 09, 2015, 12:06:24 AM
Scion.
You can kill someone before t5
Combat damage is also so big with changing dragons and double strike that you eliminate players instantly.
Well that doesn't make a game miserable. It makes it fast.
I'm still leaning heavily towards a Gaddok Teeg deck as he really takes the fun out of EDH. He also creates a prison style board state till I am the only person actually doing anything
{Jin-Gitaxis, the Core Augur} control?
{Zur the enchanter} stax is brutal. Ask dimiroverlord about his {Derevi, empyrial technician} deck. We can also talk about {Edric, spymaster of trest} seeing as my favorite deck i own is my Edric deck. Or is this French because I think all of these are banned in French lol
If you want something that's brutal and annoying, go with dudecores oloro stax and tax
If you want something hilarious, annoying, and surprisingly good you can play {Ben Ben Akki hermit} force everything to attack and kill their stuff.
Quote from: Kaalia with haste on April 09, 2015, 09:38:33 AM
{Zur the enchanter} stax is brutal. Ask dimiroverlord about his {Derevi, empyrial technician} deck. We can also talk about {Edric, spymaster of trest} seeing as my favorite deck i own is my Edric deck. Or is this French because I think all of these are banned in French lol
It is not french
Quote from: Spencer Addington on April 09, 2015, 12:09:25 PM
If you want something that's brutal and annoying, go with dudecores oloro stax and tax
I know his deck is brutal but I like the thought of an extensive amount of hate cards in {G}/{W} Hatebears with a general that kills combos
Quote from: Taysby on April 09, 2015, 12:32:04 AM
{grand arbiter}. So many lockdown effects... So many... 😢
{grand arbiter augustin IV} it linked grand architect in yours.
Quote from: Munchlax on April 09, 2015, 07:11:40 AM
Quote from: MuggyWuggy on April 09, 2015, 12:06:24 AM
Scion.
You can kill someone before t5
Combat damage is also so big with changing dragons and double strike that you eliminate players instantly.
Well that doesn't make a game miserable. It makes it fast.
I'm still leaning heavily towards a Gaddok Teeg deck as he really takes the fun out of EDH. He also creates a prison style board state till I am the only person actually doing anything
Are you kidding, making it so people can play = miserable. If you play it out, you can mycosynth lattice and then steal someone's board.
"Go ahead, start playing with 7 in hand and no land"
Or nicol bolas their hand t4/5 depending on your ramp.
Quote from: Munchlax on April 09, 2015, 12:26:44 PM
Quote from: Kaalia with haste on April 09, 2015, 09:38:33 AM
{Zur the enchanter} stax is brutal. Ask dimiroverlord about his {Derevi, empyrial technician} deck. We can also talk about {Edric, spymaster of trest} seeing as my favorite deck i own is my Edric deck. Or is this French because I think all of these are banned in French lol
It is not french
Quote from: Spencer Addington on April 09, 2015, 12:09:25 PM
If you want something that's brutal and annoying, go with dudecores oloro stax and tax
I know his deck is brutal but I like the thought of an extensive amount of hate cards in {G}/{W} Hatebears with a general that kills combos
Counterspells are the best hate bears
Quote from: Kaalia with haste on April 09, 2015, 01:01:20 PM
Quote from: Munchlax on April 09, 2015, 12:26:44 PM
Quote from: Kaalia with haste on April 09, 2015, 09:38:33 AM
{Zur the enchanter} stax is brutal. Ask dimiroverlord about his {Derevi, empyrial technician} deck. We can also talk about {Edric, spymaster of trest} seeing as my favorite deck i own is my Edric deck. Or is this French because I think all of these are banned in French lol
It is not french
Quote from: Spencer Addington on April 09, 2015, 12:09:25 PM
If you want something that's brutal and annoying, go with dudecores oloro stax and tax
I know his deck is brutal but I like the thought of an extensive amount of hate cards in {G}/{W} Hatebears with a general that kills combos
Counterspells are the best hate bears
You don't understand. I want to take the fun out of EDH for people at a tournament that I just dominated
Quote from: Munchlax on April 09, 2015, 06:46:45 PM
Quote from: Kaalia with haste on April 09, 2015, 01:01:20 PM
Quote from: Munchlax on April 09, 2015, 12:26:44 PM
Quote from: Kaalia with haste on April 09, 2015, 09:38:33 AM
{Zur the enchanter} stax is brutal. Ask dimiroverlord about his {Derevi, empyrial technician} deck. We can also talk about {Edric, spymaster of trest} seeing as my favorite deck i own is my Edric deck. Or is this French because I think all of these are banned in French lol
It is not french
Quote from: Spencer Addington on April 09, 2015, 12:09:25 PM
If you want something that's brutal and annoying, go with dudecores oloro stax and tax
I know his deck is brutal but I like the thought of an extensive amount of hate cards in {G}/{W} Hatebears with a general that kills combos
Counterspells are the best hate bears
You don't understand. I want to take the fun out of EDH for people at a tournament that I just dominated
{oona, queen of the fae}? Put in all the extra turn cards and mill people slowly/ destroy their hands/ lock out the game?
Quote from: Munchlax on April 09, 2015, 06:46:45 PM
Quote from: Kaalia with haste on April 09, 2015, 01:01:20 PM
Quote from: Munchlax on April 09, 2015, 12:26:44 PM
Quote from: Kaalia with haste on April 09, 2015, 09:38:33 AM
{Zur the enchanter} stax is brutal. Ask dimiroverlord about his {Derevi, empyrial technician} deck. We can also talk about {Edric, spymaster of trest} seeing as my favorite deck i own is my Edric deck. Or is this French because I think all of these are banned in French lol
It is not french
Quote from: Spencer Addington on April 09, 2015, 12:09:25 PM
If you want something that's brutal and annoying, go with dudecores oloro stax and tax
I know his deck is brutal but I like the thought of an extensive amount of hate cards in {G}/{W} Hatebears with a general that kills combos
Counterspells are the best hate bears
You don't understand. I want to take the fun out of EDH for people at a tournament that I just dominated
Dude I understand the wanting to ruin peoples lives thing. Have you ever played against an Edric deck that is 1 mana flyers and cheap counterspells?
Quote from: Munchlax on April 09, 2015, 06:46:45 PM
Quote from: Kaalia with haste on April 09, 2015, 01:01:20 PM
Quote from: Munchlax on April 09, 2015, 12:26:44 PM
Quote from: Kaalia with haste on April 09, 2015, 09:38:33 AM
{Zur the enchanter} stax is brutal. Ask dimiroverlord about his {Derevi, empyrial technician} deck. We can also talk about {Edric, spymaster of trest} seeing as my favorite deck i own is my Edric deck. Or is this French because I think all of these are banned in French lol
It is not french
Quote from: Spencer Addington on April 09, 2015, 12:09:25 PM
If you want something that's brutal and annoying, go with dudecores oloro stax and tax
I know his deck is brutal but I like the thought of an extensive amount of hate cards in {G}/{W} Hatebears with a general that kills combos
Counterspells are the best hate bears
You don't understand. I want to take the fun out of EDH for people at a tournament that I just dominated
Easy.
{Confusion in the Ranks}
{Possibility Storm}
{Thieves Auction}
{Warp World}
Basically my "I hate EDH" EDH deck.
Quote from: Deebiia on April 09, 2015, 10:24:52 PM
Quote from: Munchlax on April 09, 2015, 06:46:45 PM
Quote from: Kaalia with haste on April 09, 2015, 01:01:20 PM
Quote from: Munchlax on April 09, 2015, 12:26:44 PM
Quote from: Kaalia with haste on April 09, 2015, 09:38:33 AM
{Zur the enchanter} stax is brutal. Ask dimiroverlord about his {Derevi, empyrial technician} deck. We can also talk about {Edric, spymaster of trest} seeing as my favorite deck i own is my Edric deck. Or is this French because I think all of these are banned in French lol
It is not french
Quote from: Spencer Addington on April 09, 2015, 12:09:25 PM
If you want something that's brutal and annoying, go with dudecores oloro stax and tax
I know his deck is brutal but I like the thought of an extensive amount of hate cards in {G}/{W} Hatebears with a general that kills combos
Counterspells are the best hate bears
You don't understand. I want to take the fun out of EDH for people at a tournament that I just dominated
Easy.
{Confusion in the Ranks}
{Possibility Storm}
{Thieves Auction}
{Warp World}
Basically my "I hate EDH" EDH deck.
I had one of these
And I mean like not just ruin it but straight up take the fun out of it. That fun being the ability to cast high costed spells which is why I'm feeling Gaddock Teeg. He not only gets rid of 90% of wipes but he allows for an enchantress style win while using hate cards to make everyone else miserable. This deck is being made to ruin the game for all who play against it.
Quote from: Munchlax on April 09, 2015, 10:43:58 PM
Quote from: Deebiia on April 09, 2015, 10:24:52 PM
Quote from: Munchlax on April 09, 2015, 06:46:45 PM
Quote from: Kaalia with haste on April 09, 2015, 01:01:20 PM
Quote from: Munchlax on April 09, 2015, 12:26:44 PM
Quote from: Kaalia with haste on April 09, 2015, 09:38:33 AM
{Zur the enchanter} stax is brutal. Ask dimiroverlord about his {Derevi, empyrial technician} deck. We can also talk about {Edric, spymaster of trest} seeing as my favorite deck i own is my Edric deck. Or is this French because I think all of these are banned in French lol
It is not french
Quote from: Spencer Addington on April 09, 2015, 12:09:25 PM
If you want something that's brutal and annoying, go with dudecores oloro stax and tax
I know his deck is brutal but I like the thought of an extensive amount of hate cards in {G}/{W} Hatebears with a general that kills combos
Counterspells are the best hate bears
You don't understand. I want to take the fun out of EDH for people at a tournament that I just dominated
Easy.
{Confusion in the Ranks}
{Possibility Storm}
{Thieves Auction}
{Warp World}
Basically my "I hate EDH" EDH deck.
I had one of these
And I mean like not just ruin it but straight up take the fun out of it. That fun being the ability to cast high costed spells which is why I'm feeling Gaddock Teeg. He not only gets rid of 90% of wipes but he allows for an enchantress style win while using hate cards to make everyone else miserable. This deck is being made to ruin the game for all who play against it.
If you go enchantments I have an {argothian enchantress} for trade
Quote from: Kaalia with haste on April 09, 2015, 11:02:52 PM
Quote from: Munchlax on April 09, 2015, 10:43:58 PM
Quote from: Deebiia on April 09, 2015, 10:24:52 PM
Quote from: Munchlax on April 09, 2015, 06:46:45 PM
Quote from: Kaalia with haste on April 09, 2015, 01:01:20 PM
Quote from: Munchlax on April 09, 2015, 12:26:44 PM
Quote from: Kaalia with haste on April 09, 2015, 09:38:33 AM
{Zur the enchanter} stax is brutal. Ask dimiroverlord about his {Derevi, empyrial technician} deck. We can also talk about {Edric, spymaster of trest} seeing as my favorite deck i own is my Edric deck. Or is this French because I think all of these are banned in French lol
It is not french
Quote from: Spencer Addington on April 09, 2015, 12:09:25 PM
If you want something that's brutal and annoying, go with dudecores oloro stax and tax
I know his deck is brutal but I like the thought of an extensive amount of hate cards in {G}/{W} Hatebears with a general that kills combos
Counterspells are the best hate bears
You don't understand. I want to take the fun out of EDH for people at a tournament that I just dominated
Easy.
{Confusion in the Ranks}
{Possibility Storm}
{Thieves Auction}
{Warp World}
Basically my "I hate EDH" EDH deck.
I had one of these
And I mean like not just ruin it but straight up take the fun out of it. That fun being the ability to cast high costed spells which is why I'm feeling Gaddock Teeg. He not only gets rid of 90% of wipes but he allows for an enchantress style win while using hate cards to make everyone else miserable. This deck is being made to ruin the game for all who play against it.
If you go enchantments I have an {argothian enchantress} for trade
That sounds great. Want an {oracle of Mul Days} for it? I'll throw in a lingering souls
Quote from: Munchlax on April 09, 2015, 11:15:02 PM
Quote from: Kaalia with haste on April 09, 2015, 11:02:52 PM
Quote from: Munchlax on April 09, 2015, 10:43:58 PM
Quote from: Deebiia on April 09, 2015, 10:24:52 PM
Quote from: Munchlax on April 09, 2015, 06:46:45 PM
Quote from: Kaalia with haste on April 09, 2015, 01:01:20 PM
Quote from: Munchlax on April 09, 2015, 12:26:44 PM
Quote from: Kaalia with haste on April 09, 2015, 09:38:33 AM
{Zur the enchanter} stax is brutal. Ask dimiroverlord about his {Derevi, empyrial technician} deck. We can also talk about {Edric, spymaster of trest} seeing as my favorite deck i own is my Edric deck. Or is this French because I think all of these are banned in French lol
It is not french
Quote from: Spencer Addington on April 09, 2015, 12:09:25 PM
If you want something that's brutal and annoying, go with dudecores oloro stax and tax
I know his deck is brutal but I like the thought of an extensive amount of hate cards in {G}/{W} Hatebears with a general that kills combos
Counterspells are the best hate bears
You don't understand. I want to take the fun out of EDH for people at a tournament that I just dominated
Easy.
{Confusion in the Ranks}
{Possibility Storm}
{Thieves Auction}
{Warp World}
Basically my "I hate EDH" EDH deck.
I had one of these
And I mean like not just ruin it but straight up take the fun out of it. That fun being the ability to cast high costed spells which is why I'm feeling Gaddock Teeg. He not only gets rid of 90% of wipes but he allows for an enchantress style win while using hate cards to make everyone else miserable. This deck is being made to ruin the game for all who play against it.
If you go enchantments I have an {argothian enchantress} for trade
That sounds great. Want an {oracle of Mul Days} for it? I'll throw in a lingering souls
Don't really need the oracle. I'm sure we can work something out though :)
I sent you a list to my deck. Trust me. My friends all hate me because of my deck.
Also, {Ghoulcaller Gisa} with {Gravecrawler} is just nasty.