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Title: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Alex2911 on April 20, 2012, 03:21:53 PM
In your opinion, what was the worst card ever made? It can be from any set and be any rarity.

For me, it's {regal unicorn} cause well, it's a unicorn. And I hate unicorns.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 03:30:53 PM
{Sorrow's Path}

Forever and always

{Sorrow's Path}
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: DirtyMustachio on April 20, 2012, 03:33:35 PM
{vizzidrex}
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: InfinitiveDivinity on April 20, 2012, 03:34:32 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 03:30:53 PM
{Sorrow's Path}

Forever and always

{Sorrow's Path}
Wait, what? What does that even do?
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 03:35:16 PM
Quote from: InfinitiveDivinity on April 20, 2012, 03:34:32 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 03:30:53 PM
{Sorrow's Path}

Forever and always

{Sorrow's Path}
Wait, what? What does that even do?
EXACTLY!!
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Cakeisfun on April 20, 2012, 03:37:36 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 03:35:16 PM
Quote from: InfinitiveDivinity on April 20, 2012, 03:34:32 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 03:30:53 PM
{Sorrow's Path}

Forever and always

{Sorrow's Path}
Wait, what? What does that even do?
EXACTLY!!

I got confused when I read it...
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Jake, Fart Sculptor on April 20, 2012, 03:40:28 PM
{Apocalypse chime}
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Jake, Fart Sculptor on April 20, 2012, 03:42:16 PM
Quote from: Cakeisfun on April 20, 2012, 03:37:36 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 03:35:16 PM
Quote from: InfinitiveDivinity on April 20, 2012, 03:34:32 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 03:30:53 PM
{Sorrow's Path}

Forever and always

{Sorrow's Path}
Wait, what? What does that even do?
EXACTLY!!

I got confused when I read it...
You attack with two creatures they block with two creatures, you tap the path, and switch which blocker blocks which attacker, then you and you whole family take two to the face.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Jake, Fart Sculptor on April 20, 2012, 03:42:57 PM
The dark set is in the running for worst set ever.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: darkarts981 on April 20, 2012, 03:43:15 PM
I really don't like {ashes to ashes} or {ichor explosion}
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Cakeisfun on April 20, 2012, 03:44:42 PM
Quote from: Jake, Fart Sculptor on April 20, 2012, 03:42:16 PM
Quote from: Cakeisfun on April 20, 2012, 03:37:36 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 03:35:16 PM
Quote from: InfinitiveDivinity on April 20, 2012, 03:34:32 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 03:30:53 PM
{Sorrow's Path}

Forever and always

{Sorrow's Path}
Wait, what? What does that even do?
EXACTLY!!

I got confused when I read it...
You attack with two creatures they block with two creatures, you tap the path, and switch which blocker blocks which attacker, then you and you whole family take two to the face.

OHHHHHHH i get it, P.S. ALMOST USELESS
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 03:46:04 PM
Quote from: Jake, Fart Sculptor on April 20, 2012, 03:40:28 PM
{Apocalypse chime}
But it could be a bigger {Nevinyrral's Disk}, if you were stupid enough to play a Homelands block game. 😂
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 03:48:30 PM
R&D has admitted that {Sorrow's Path} is one of the most horrendous cards ever printed, and yet I'm going to post a combo with this bad boy. 😜
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Jake, Fart Sculptor on April 20, 2012, 03:52:23 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 03:48:30 PM
R&D has admitted that {Sorrow's Path} is one of the most horrendous cards ever printed, and yet I'm going to post a combo with this bad boy. 😜
Indestructible/deathtouch. Honestly there are much more useless cards. At least sorrows path isn't over-priced. I find that any card that only has a purpose in a sealed deck or draft, is otherwise. Worthless.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Piotr on April 20, 2012, 03:56:06 PM
Until you do, BJ, you win hands and legs down. I suppose I should hate you for showing me this... thing.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: cltrn81 on April 20, 2012, 04:05:36 PM
Quote from: DirtyMustachio on April 20, 2012, 03:33:35 PM
{vizzidrex}

Dang he stole mine
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: cltrn81 on April 20, 2012, 04:07:39 PM
Quote from: Cakeisfun on April 20, 2012, 03:37:36 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 03:35:16 PM
Quote from: InfinitiveDivinity on April 20, 2012, 03:34:32 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 03:30:53 PM
{Sorrow's Path}

Forever and always

{Sorrow's Path}
Wait, what? What does that even do?
EXACTLY!!

I got confused when I read it...

My brain hurts trying to grasp that one......I need a playset just so I can F with ppl.  I am totally gonna say it does something totally different and let em try to tell me otherwise. 😜
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Clearmario on April 20, 2012, 04:23:29 PM
Quote from: Jake, Fart Sculptor on April 20, 2012, 03:40:28 PM
{Apocalypse chime}
Someone I know has a binder full of this card just so when he uses his homeland deck, no one can use that card against him
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: darkarts981 on April 20, 2012, 04:23:43 PM
Quote from: cltrn81 on April 20, 2012, 04:07:39 PM
Quote from: Cakeisfun on April 20, 2012, 03:37:36 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 03:35:16 PM
Quote from: InfinitiveDivinity on April 20, 2012, 03:34:32 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 03:30:53 PM
{Sorrow's Path}

Forever and always

{Sorrow's Path}
Wait, what? What does that even do?
EXACTLY!!

I got confused when I read it...

My brain hurts trying to grasp that one......I need a playset just so I can F with ppl.  I am totally gonna say it does something totally different and let em try to tell me otherwise. 😜
That wood be funny, I might have to steel your idea
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Elitehalo360 on April 20, 2012, 04:38:54 PM
{razor blade boomerang}
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 04:55:08 PM
Quote from: cltrn81 on April 20, 2012, 04:05:36 PM
Quote from: DirtyMustachio on April 20, 2012, 03:33:35 PM
{vizzidrex}

Dang he stole mine
Really?  A vanilla 6/6 beast in a color that rarely gets beasts?  I don't think it's so awful. (Probably because I DID cross a rabbit and a piranha. I was just more prepared for the consequences. 🐰🐟)
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: cltrn81 on April 20, 2012, 05:00:11 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 04:55:08 PM
Quote from: cltrn81 on April 20, 2012, 04:05:36 PM
Quote from: DirtyMustachio on April 20, 2012, 03:33:35 PM
{vizzidrex}

Dang he stole mine
Really?  A vanilla 6/6 beast in a color that rarely gets beasts?  I don't think it's so awful. (Probably because I DID cross a rabbit and a piranha. I was just more prepared for the consequences. 🐰🐟)

My point is that 1 less mana gets you a 6/6 {frost Titan}.  Besides what does blue need a beast for when they have leviathans and krakens?
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: darkarts981 on April 20, 2012, 05:15:22 PM
Quote from: cltrn81 on April 20, 2012, 05:00:11 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 04:55:08 PM
Quote from: cltrn81 on April 20, 2012, 04:05:36 PM
Quote from: DirtyMustachio on April 20, 2012, 03:33:35 PM
{vizzidrex}

Dang he stole mine
Really?  A vanilla 6/6 beast in a color that rarely gets beasts?  I don't think it's so awful. (Probably because I DID cross a rabbit and a piranha. I was just more prepared for the consequences. 🐰🐟)

My point is that 1 less mana gets you a 6/6 {frost Titan}.  Besides what does blue need a beast for when they have leviathans and krakens?
But it's a rabbit beast! Anything with a subtype like that is awesome on my opinion
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 05:23:10 PM
Quote from: cltrn81 on April 20, 2012, 05:00:11 PM
My point is that 1 less mana gets you a 6/6 {frost Titan}.  Besides what does blue need a beast for when they have leviathans and krakens?

Well, I don't know if it's fair to compare it to a Titan.  Few things can live up to that.

It's strictly better than a {Ronom Serpent}, {Sea Serpent}, and {Steelclad Serpent} (unless artifacts matter), all for 5U.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Dudecore2012 on April 20, 2012, 05:31:34 PM
{scornful egotist} is a favorite of mine. I know it interacts with {rush of knowledge}, but so many Affinity cards are better at the same thing.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 05:32:11 PM
Quote from: Elitehalo360 on April 20, 2012, 04:38:54 PM
{razor blade boomerang}
{Razor Boomerang} definitely makes the cut.  As should {Chimney Imp}.

They are almost like mini lessons: "Can you spot the crappy card?"
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Dudecore2012 on April 20, 2012, 05:38:19 PM
{Wood Elemental} too, its just such a bad card.

Cards I hate are {Elite Inquisitor}, it makes the current meta sad for anyone trying to use the cool new Zombie, Vampire and Werewolf tribes by marginalizing what they can do vs. WW.

Legacy wise, I always hated {underworld dreams}
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: InfinitiveDivinity on April 20, 2012, 06:02:20 PM
Quote from: DirtyMustachio on April 20, 2012, 03:33:35 PM
{vizzidrex}
He actually used to be pretty good back in the day when Blue didn't have beaters.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 06:35:33 PM
WRT worst cards: {Great Wall} is pretty useless.  Only four creatures in the history of the game can plainswalk.  (It makes sense, too.  I mean really, how the heck do sneak across a bare field undetected? ???)
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: darkarts981 on April 20, 2012, 06:41:54 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 06:35:33 PM
WRT worst cards: {Great Wall} is pretty useless.  Only four creatures in the history of the game can plainswalk.  (It makes sense, too.  I mean really, how the heck do sneak across a bare field undetected? ???)
Yeah, that is a really useless card! It doesn't even have a cool name or type!!
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: BlackJester on April 21, 2012, 03:16:01 AM
Quote from: Piotr on April 20, 2012, 03:56:06 PM
Until you do, BJ, you win hands and legs down. I suppose I should hate you for showing me this... thing.
Don't hate the player, hate the game.   8)

As promised:

http://imtgapp.com/forum/index.php/topic,4567.0.html
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Xanzurth on April 22, 2012, 09:00:55 PM
What about "worldslayer"
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: JaCe BeLeReN on April 22, 2012, 09:03:26 PM
Quote from: Xanzurth on April 22, 2012, 09:00:55 PM
What about {worldslayer}.
Don't forget curly brackets. {
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Coffee Vampire on April 22, 2012, 09:08:41 PM
Just equip it to a {Darksteel Myr} or something! Probably best w/ something you don't have to buff though.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Xanzurth on April 22, 2012, 09:10:02 PM
Thank you I used the wrong brackets. From now on I'll be a good little boy.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: 1337m00nm4n on April 22, 2012, 10:45:58 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on April 22, 2012, 09:03:26 PM
Quote from: Xanzurth on April 22, 2012, 09:00:55 PM
What about {worldslayer}.
Don't forget curly brackets. {
I see you like the text color feature. Check this out. And I'll go with the soul path thing for this one.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Harmon74 on April 23, 2012, 12:27:20 AM
{Dwarven Pony}. Sooooo lame!
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Harmon74 on April 23, 2012, 12:29:11 AM
Quote from: Harmon74 on April 23, 2012, 12:27:20 AM
{Dwarven Pony}. Sooooo lame!

Just looked at the card again.  Summon pony lol!
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: 1337m00nm4n on April 23, 2012, 12:46:32 AM
{dwarven trader}
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Spikepit on April 23, 2012, 02:46:48 AM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on April 23, 2012, 12:46:32 AM
{dwarven trader}
A fresh stick of vanilla.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: KulrathKnight on April 23, 2012, 03:20:24 AM
{Wall of Wood}. Once 10th Edition came out, it was the first wall I had EVER seen that had defender and it just baffled me. Until I realized changelings would technically be walls and therefore can't attack.

That being said, {Treefolk Harbinger} is strictly better.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Prophylaxis on April 23, 2012, 03:32:59 AM
http://www.starcitygames.com/magic/misc/6699_18000_Words_The_100_Worst_Magic_Cards_of_All_Time_201.html

{Shelkin Brownie}. There are NO CREATURES WITH BANDS WITH OTHER AS AN ABILITY EVER. AND THIS CARD HOSES IT.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: BlackJester on April 23, 2012, 11:33:23 AM
Quote from: Prophylaxis on April 23, 2012, 03:32:59 AM
http://www.starcitygames.com/magic/misc/6699_18000_Words_The_100_Worst_Magic_Cards_of_All_Time_201.html

{Shelkin Brownie}. There are NO CREATURES WITH BANDS WITH OTHER AS AN ABILITY EVER. AND THIS CARD HOSES IT.

True, very true.  Functionally the card is as useless as a banana peel to a drowning man.  But that picture, w00t!  His come-hither stare, sexy pose, running his finger up and down his chest....  XD  HI-LARIOUS!  For me, the ridiculous flavor and art bring this card up a notch or two above absolute zero.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Rass on April 23, 2012, 05:39:48 PM
That green djinn that you cast with blue
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Bilygote on April 26, 2012, 07:59:17 PM
{Coumbajj Witches} at one time voted the most hated card in magic

I have never ever seen this used by anyone other than as a coaster
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: JaCe BeLeReN on April 26, 2012, 08:45:37 PM
I will settle this once and for all:
{The worst card ever made}
There!
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: BlackJester on April 26, 2012, 10:04:27 PM
Quote from: Bilygote on April 26, 2012, 07:59:17 PM
{Coumbajj Witches} at one time voted the most hated card in magic

I have never ever seen this used by anyone other than as a coaster
Hmmm.... This wouldn't be terrible in Multiplayer. Assuming your group aren't petty spoil-sports.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: 1337m00nm4n on April 26, 2012, 10:07:54 PM
Quote from: Alex2911 on April 26, 2012, 10:06:23 PM
The worst card ever is....

Anything from unhinged or unglued
Hells no the lands were boss!
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Hunteroffire9 on October 10, 2012, 08:20:03 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 06:35:33 PM
WRT worst cards: {Great Wall} is pretty useless.  Only four creatures in the history of the game can plainswalk.  (It makes sense, too.  I mean really, how the heck do sneak across a bare field undetected? ???)
What are the cards
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: BcBudds on October 10, 2012, 08:50:55 PM
Hehe this topic was made on 4;20 :):)🍁🍀🍁

Worst card ever.... Hmmm I dunno most cards have their purpose but I really don't like {mirror-mad phantasim} like I get it could work to ur advantage but still
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Xanzurth on October 10, 2012, 08:56:04 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 03:48:30 PM
R&D has admitted that {Sorrow's Path} is one of the most horrendous cards ever printed, and yet I'm going to post a combo with this bad boy. 😜

Is there not a global {reverse damage}?
Or does damage?
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Xanzurth on October 10, 2012, 09:03:18 PM
Oh oh oh......
How bout the land plus {pariah} and the doll?
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Fishsticks123 on October 10, 2012, 09:54:13 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 03:48:30 PM
R&D has admitted that {Sorrow's Path} is one of the most horrendous cards ever printed, and yet I'm going to post a combo with this bad boy. 😜


I see what you did there...
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Silent1236 on October 10, 2012, 10:33:47 PM
Quote from: Fishsticks123 on October 10, 2012, 09:54:13 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 03:48:30 PM
R&D has admitted that {Sorrow's Path} is one of the most horrendous cards ever printed, and yet I'm going to post a combo with this bad boy. 😜


I see what you did there...
::)
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Wally on October 10, 2012, 11:02:33 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 26, 2012, 10:04:27 PM
Quote from: Bilygote on April 26, 2012, 07:59:17 PM
{Coumbajj Witches} at one time voted the most hated card in magic

I have never ever seen this used by anyone other than as a coaster
Hmmm.... This wouldn't be terrible in Multiplayer. Assuming your group aren't petty spoil-sports.
Would also be fine if you only had {Stuffy Doll}s on the table. :)
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: BlackJester on October 10, 2012, 11:08:19 PM
Quote from: Hunteroffire9 on October 10, 2012, 08:20:03 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 06:35:33 PM
WRT worst cards: {Great Wall} is pretty useless.  Only four creatures in the history of the game can plainswalk.  (It makes sense, too.  I mean really, how the heck do sneak across a bare field undetected? ???)
What are the cards
Card Database > Filter by Text > Plainswalk > card type Creature.

{Boggart Arsonists}
{Graceful Antelope}
{Righteous Avengers}
{Zodiac Rooster}

...and I think The Avengers is the only one printed BEFORE the Great Wall.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Double-O-Scotch on October 10, 2012, 11:16:36 PM
Sorry guys but {mountain stronghold}, {seafarer's quay}, {unholy citadel}, {cathedral of Serra}, and {adventurers' guildhouse} rank up there as the worst cards ever for not making any mana at all and removing the worst ability ever created but only from legends. {Tolaria} would be on the list aswell, if it didn't make a blue and ETB untapped. Oh ya, and {brown ouphe} but only because he was sooo delicious...
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Double-O-Scotch on October 11, 2012, 01:31:30 AM
Edit: gives banding, to colour specific legends...still...bad.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Quackmaster5 on October 11, 2012, 06:52:19 AM
😑 I place the curse of banding on you.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Darius on October 11, 2012, 11:02:13 AM
My god is the oracle text for banding insanely long. For me I have to say that {steamflogger boss} is by far one of the worst cards. Oh also {battle Of wits} because not only is it annoyingly stupid but I've pulled 3 from the 10 M13 packs I've bought.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Nobbert on October 11, 2012, 11:25:27 AM
Quote from: Darius on October 11, 2012, 11:02:13 AM
My god is the oracle text for banding insanely long. For me I have to say that {steamflogger boss} is by far one of the worst cards. Oh also {battle Of wits} because not only is it annoyingly stupid but I've pulled 3 from the 10 M13 packs I've bought.
I just did a search, there is only one other "rigger" subtype card and it doesn't even create a contraption
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Silent1236 on October 11, 2012, 11:45:37 AM
Quote from: BlackJester on October 10, 2012, 11:08:19 PM
Quote from: Hunteroffire9 on October 10, 2012, 08:20:03 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 06:35:33 PM
WRT worst cards: {Great Wall} is pretty useless.  Only four creatures in the history of the game can plainswalk.  (It makes sense, too.  I mean really, how the heck do sneak across a bare field undetected? ???)
What are the cards
Card Database > Filter by Text > Plainswalk > card type Creature.

{Boggart Arsonists}
{Graceful Antelope}
{Righteous Avengers}
{Zodiac Rooster}

...and I think The Avengers is the only one printed BEFORE the Great Wall.

It took me forever to realize it is plainswalk and not planeswalk ::). I love the rooster.  One of the 4 mythical plainswalk creatures is a little chicken :P
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: whitedrake on October 11, 2012, 11:55:31 AM
Quote from: Nobbert on October 11, 2012, 11:25:27 AM
Quote from: Darius on October 11, 2012, 11:02:13 AM
My god is the oracle text for banding insanely long. For me I have to say that {steamflogger boss} is by far one of the worst cards. Oh also {battle Of wits} because not only is it annoyingly stupid but I've pulled 3 from the 10 M13 packs I've bought.
I just did a search, there is only one other "rigger" subtype card and it doesn't even create a contraption

Maybe I do not get it but I am quite sure that Future Sight was edition that should show the players how cards could look and work in the future... That could be the reason why u cannot find any cards of that subtype... Maybe they will be rised in some Future set...:D
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Double-O-Scotch on October 11, 2012, 01:04:25 PM
Quote from: Alex2911 on April 20, 2012, 03:21:53 PM
In your opinion, what was the worst card ever made? It can be from any set and be any rarity.

For me, it's {regal unicorn} cause well, it's a unicorn. And I hate unicorns.
I don't think the {regal unicorn} cares if you hate it...lol
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Silent1236 on October 11, 2012, 01:11:49 PM
Quote from: darkarts981 on April 20, 2012, 03:43:15 PM
I really don't like {ashes to ashes} or {ichor explosion}

I can't stand {Ichor Explosion}. It costs 7, and has an additional cost to play, and the effect isn't even all that great.
Title: Worst card ever made
Post by: Birdbrain on December 02, 2012, 06:43:59 AM
{marjhan}
Anyone know of anything worse than this?
Title: Re: Worst card ever made
Post by: G33kL0rd on December 02, 2012, 08:17:56 AM
The second ability makes it pretty good.  I forget the name, but I think the worst card is the one that stops plainswalk, because there are only 3 cards in the entire game with plainswalk.
Title: Re: Worst card ever made
Post by: Dudecore on December 02, 2012, 08:21:42 AM
Please refer to the older, bigger "worst card" thread. -💛❤💙❤💜❤💚
http://imtgapp.com/forum/index.php/topic,4545.0.html
Title: Re: Worst card ever made
Post by: Birdbrain on December 02, 2012, 08:43:31 AM
Sorry. I'll check next time
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Prophylaxis on December 02, 2012, 01:03:53 PM
Threads merged.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Karrthus on December 02, 2012, 09:58:47 PM
I'm gonna have to go with {Derelor}, this card sucks so bad.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Fenster on December 03, 2012, 08:37:08 AM
Quote from: Nobbert on October 11, 2012, 11:25:27 AM
Quote from: Darius on October 11, 2012, 11:02:13 AM
My god is the oracle text for banding insanely long. For me I have to say that {steamflogger boss} is by far one of the worst cards. Oh also {battle Of wits} because not only is it annoyingly stupid but I've pulled 3 from the 10 M13 packs I've bought.
I just did a search, there is only one other "rigger" subtype card and it doesn't even create a contraption
What the hell is the deal with the rigger being printed???
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Deathseide on December 03, 2012, 05:04:41 PM
For me the worst would be the majority of fallen empires, and more specific, any of the new leeches like {ruby leech}
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Silent1236 on December 03, 2012, 05:09:21 PM
Quote from: Deathseide on December 03, 2012, 05:04:41 PM
For me the worst would be the majority of fallen empires, and more specific, any of the new leeches like {ruby leech}

Lol what are you talking about??

{Ruby Leech} is obviously better than {Ash Zealot}!!  . Almost ;)
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Deathseide on December 04, 2012, 05:10:50 PM
Quote from: Prophylaxis on April 23, 2012, 03:32:59 AM
http://www.starcitygames.com/magic/misc/6699_18000_Words_The_100_Worst_Magic_Cards_of_All_Time_201.html

{Shelkin Brownie}. There are NO CREATURES WITH BANDS WITH OTHER AS AN ABILITY EVER. AND THIS CARD HOSES IT.
Useful against decks that run critters like  {Nightshade Peddler}, as that is the new terminology for banding
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Deathseide on December 04, 2012, 05:14:07 PM
Quote from: Silent1236 on December 03, 2012, 05:09:21 PM
Quote from: Deathseide on December 03, 2012, 05:04:41 PM
For me the worst would be the majority of fallen empires, and more specific, any of the new leeches like {ruby leech}

Lol what are you talking about??

{Ruby Leech} is obviously better than {Ash Zealot}!!  . Almost ;)
{ash zealot} is very useful against the decks which play from the graveyard, while {ruby leech} only raises the cost of the spells you play
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Fishsticks123 on December 04, 2012, 09:53:41 PM
Quote from: Deathseide on December 04, 2012, 05:14:07 PM
Quote from: Silent1236 on December 03, 2012, 05:09:21 PM
Quote from: Deathseide on December 03, 2012, 05:04:41 PM
For me the worst would be the majority of fallen empires, and more specific, any of the new leeches like {ruby leech}

Lol what are you talking about??

{Ruby Leech} is obviously better than {Ash Zealot}!!  . Almost ;)
{ash zealot} is very useful against the decks which play from the graveyard, while {ruby leech} only raises the cost of the spells you play

That was sarcasm lol
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Silent1236 on December 04, 2012, 09:56:31 PM
Quote from: Fishsticks123 on December 04, 2012, 09:53:41 PM
Quote from: Deathseide on December 04, 2012, 05:14:07 PM
Quote from: Silent1236 on December 03, 2012, 05:09:21 PM
Quote from: Deathseide on December 03, 2012, 05:04:41 PM
For me the worst would be the majority of fallen empires, and more specific, any of the new leeches like {ruby leech}

Lol what are you talking about??

{Ruby Leech} is obviously better than {Ash Zealot}!!  . Almost ;)
{ash zealot} is very useful against the decks which play from the graveyard, while {ruby leech} only raises the cost of the spells you play

That was sarcasm lol

Lol this. Allergies or something have been crazy and I've been pretty damn tired recently.  Which causes me to make sarcastic and generally dumb comments and jokes 
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Birdbrain on December 23, 2012, 05:49:29 PM
{trade secrets} you open yourself up to getting milled because the opponent can just keep activating it's effect while it's resolving

Nevermind. Just read it more closely, it says up to
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: The1337Magician on March 19, 2013, 05:35:34 PM
I honestly think the worst are there two artifact creatures:
{Goblin Dirigible}
{Steel Golem}
I literally use this crap as tokens in my decks for the double sided cards.
The 4/4 flier for 6 that doesn't untap. Not even good end-game.
"Once you create perfection..." There is no perfection in this game! There is nothing that is foolproof!
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: rarehuntertay on March 19, 2013, 09:15:19 PM
How about  {Cooperation} or  {Fortified Area}
Is banding even used anymore?
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: The1337Magician on March 19, 2013, 09:18:46 PM
Honestly I don't see why everybody says banding is bad. I know that it's long, boring, and hard to understand. But at the time, it made sense. I can see stuff like " target creature loses banding" but banding isn't bad.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Double-O-Scotch on March 19, 2013, 09:38:22 PM
You're right. Banding isn't bad, it's just virtually useless.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Hays413 on March 19, 2013, 09:40:54 PM
Quote from: Double-O-Scotch on March 19, 2013, 09:38:22 PM
You're right. Banding isn't bad, it's just virtually useless.

^This
The idea wasn't bad, but given the nature of MTG, it was very poorly executed. The rules and intricacies of banding are just confusing and frustrating.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Malachiracer on March 19, 2013, 09:45:47 PM
 {Cloudshift}
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Hays413 on March 19, 2013, 09:51:19 PM
Quote from: Malachiracer on March 19, 2013, 09:45:47 PM
{Cloudshift}

... That's a great card...
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Imdowd80 on March 19, 2013, 09:53:50 PM
Anything with phyrexian mana. I absolutely hate phyrexian mana.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Hays413 on March 19, 2013, 09:55:29 PM
Quote from: Imdowd80 on March 19, 2013, 09:53:50 PM
Anything with phyrexian mana. I absolutely hate phyrexian mana.

Ah but just because you hate it, doesn't make it bad. Phyrexian mana was boss and frankly OP.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Imdowd80 on March 19, 2013, 10:01:34 PM
Quote from: Hays413 on March 19, 2013, 09:55:29 PM
Quote from: Imdowd80 on March 19, 2013, 09:53:50 PM
Anything with phyrexian mana. I absolutely hate phyrexian mana.

Ah but just because you hate it, doesn't make it bad. Phyrexian mana was boss and frankly OP.
Being OP is what makes it bad. Running a mini blue delver deck but still being able to cast gutshot and the like just irritates me 
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Hays413 on March 19, 2013, 10:07:50 PM
Quote from: Imdowd80 on March 19, 2013, 10:01:34 PM
Quote from: Hays413 on March 19, 2013, 09:55:29 PM
Quote from: Imdowd80 on March 19, 2013, 09:53:50 PM
Anything with phyrexian mana. I absolutely hate phyrexian mana.

Ah but just because you hate it, doesn't make it bad. Phyrexian mana was boss and frankly OP.
Being OP is what makes it bad. Running a mini blue delver deck but still being able to cast gutshot and the like just irritates me

Ah I see, different interpretation of "bad cards" Being OP and running a format means its a great card/combo/mechanic. Maybe too great, thus making it bad for the game and a bland meta as a whole.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Silent1236 on March 19, 2013, 10:14:00 PM
Quote from: Hays413 on March 19, 2013, 09:51:19 PM
Quote from: Malachiracer on March 19, 2013, 09:45:47 PM
{Cloudshift}

... That's a great card...

^^This
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Imdowd80 on March 20, 2013, 12:34:10 AM
Quote from: Hays413 on March 19, 2013, 10:07:50 PM
Quote from: Imdowd80 on March 19, 2013, 10:01:34 PM
Quote from: Hays413 on March 19, 2013, 09:55:29 PM
Quote from: Imdowd80 on March 19, 2013, 09:53:50 PM
Anything with phyrexian mana. I absolutely hate phyrexian mana.

Ah but just because you hate it, doesn't make it bad. Phyrexian mana was boss and frankly OP.
Being OP is what makes it bad. Running a mini blue delver deck but still being able to cast gutshot and the like just irritates me

Ah I see, different interpretation of "bad cards" Being OP and running a format means its a great card/combo/mechanic. Maybe too great, thus making it bad for the game and a bland meta as a whole.
But as a bad card {rusted sentinel} comes in tapped and does nothing.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Hays413 on March 20, 2013, 12:36:22 AM
Lol yea Rusted Sentinel is junk!

Haha get it!!

...I need sleep
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on March 20, 2013, 12:55:05 AM
{Wall of Ice}, simply because, well if you press the damn link you'll understand...
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Falcon182 on March 20, 2013, 01:18:08 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on March 20, 2013, 12:55:05 AM
{Wall of Ice}, simply because, well if you press the damn link you'll understand...

Seems good. Should be blue.

I think  {Descent into Madness} is pretty horrible for a mythic.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: MarduArrow on March 20, 2013, 01:50:53 AM
Not sur if its been said but how about  {Phyrexian Negator}?
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: KILLERBEE on March 20, 2013, 02:55:18 AM
Beebles
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: KILLERBEE on March 20, 2013, 03:01:35 AM
Quote from: Double-O-Scotch on October 11, 2012, 01:04:25 PM
Quote from: Alex2911 on April 20, 2012, 03:21:53 PM
In your opinion, what was the worst card ever made? It can be from any set and be any rarity.

For me, it's {regal unicorn} cause well, it's a unicorn. And I hate unicorns.
I don't think the {regal unicorn} cares if you hate it...lol
For the record, if I had my 100 comments yet I would totally like this comment. And I assume unicorns don't care about that either
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: MuggyWuggy on March 20, 2013, 04:26:54 AM
 {Derelor}

4 mana for a 4/4 that makes YOUR spells cost more?!

From Fallen Empires might I add
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: izik99 on March 20, 2013, 07:02:19 AM
Quote from: S717 on March 20, 2013, 01:50:53 AM
Not sur if its been said but how about  {Phyrexian Negator}?

Thats an amazing card...
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on March 20, 2013, 07:33:04 AM
Quote from: Falcon182 on March 20, 2013, 01:18:08 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on March 20, 2013, 12:55:05 AM
{Wall of Ice}, simply because, well if you press the damn link you'll understand...

Seems good. Should be blue.
Exactly it should be blue!
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Birdbrain on March 20, 2013, 07:46:46 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on March 20, 2013, 07:33:04 AM
Quote from: Falcon182 on March 20, 2013, 01:18:08 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on March 20, 2013, 12:55:05 AM
{Wall of Ice}, simply because, well if you press the damn link you'll understand...

Seems good. Should be blue.
Exactly it should be blue!
wall of ice isn't too bad. I think in his latest podcast Mark Rosewater says what he thinks is the worst card ever made. It's the podcast about homelands
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on March 20, 2013, 10:39:23 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on March 20, 2013, 07:46:46 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on March 20, 2013, 07:33:04 AM
Quote from: Falcon182 on March 20, 2013, 01:18:08 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on March 20, 2013, 12:55:05 AM
{Wall of Ice}, simply because, well if you press the damn link you'll understand...

Seems good. Should be blue.
Exactly it should be blue!
wall of ice isn't too bad. I think in his latest podcast Mark Rosewater says what he thinks is the worst card ever made. It's the podcast about homelands
Are we that surprised it's about homelands?
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Birdbrain on March 20, 2013, 10:41:22 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on March 20, 2013, 10:39:23 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on March 20, 2013, 07:46:46 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on March 20, 2013, 07:33:04 AM
Quote from: Falcon182 on March 20, 2013, 01:18:08 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on March 20, 2013, 12:55:05 AM
{Wall of Ice}, simply because, well if you press the damn link you'll understand...

Seems good. Should be blue.
Exactly it should be blue!
wall of ice isn't too bad. I think in his latest podcast Mark Rosewater says what he thinks is the worst card ever made. It's the podcast about homelands
Are we that surprised it's about homelands?
im not. I figured he'd talk about it eventually
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: MarduArrow on March 20, 2013, 11:24:37 AM
Quote from: izik99 on March 20, 2013, 07:02:19 AM
Quote from: S717 on March 20, 2013, 01:50:53 AM
Not sur if its been said but how about  {Phyrexian Negator}?

Thats an amazing card...

Serious or sarcasm?
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Silent1236 on March 20, 2013, 12:43:07 PM
Quote from: S717 on March 20, 2013, 11:24:37 AM
Quote from: izik99 on March 20, 2013, 07:02:19 AM
Quote from: S717 on March 20, 2013, 01:50:53 AM
Not sur if its been said but how about  {Phyrexian Negator}?

Thats an amazing card...

Serious or sarcasm?

3 CMC for a 5/5.  If you can keep their board clear, it's not bad.  But there are definitely better alternatives
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Double-O-Scotch on March 20, 2013, 12:57:43 PM
Right up till someone {lightning bolt}s it or {blasphemous act}s lol
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Silent1236 on March 20, 2013, 04:11:28 PM
lol {Blasphemous Act} while you have a {Boros Reckoner} out and they have a {Phyrexian Negator} out.  That's awesome.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: MarduArrow on March 20, 2013, 11:55:26 PM
Of course  {Phyrexian Obliterator} isn't much better if someone drops a  {Wrack with Madness} or  {Alpha Brawl} on it
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: darthyug on March 21, 2013, 06:44:02 AM
{purelace}
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Dmreiss on March 21, 2013, 04:56:47 PM
 {Apocalypse Chime}
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Langku on March 21, 2013, 06:43:26 PM
👆
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: smokin terry on March 21, 2013, 06:47:05 PM
Quote from: Dmreiss on March 21, 2013, 04:56:47 PM
{Apocalypse Chime}
I don't know why but I like my chime.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Dmreiss on March 21, 2013, 09:20:21 PM
Quote from: smokin terry on March 21, 2013, 06:47:05 PM
Quote from: Dmreiss on March 21, 2013, 04:56:47 PM
{Apocalypse Chime}
I don't know why but I like my chime.

I think I can dig up some that I could trade you...
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Rass on March 21, 2013, 09:25:33 PM
Quote from: Dmreiss on March 21, 2013, 04:56:47 PM
{Apocalypse Chime}

If your playing homeland block it can be useful
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: The1337Magician on March 22, 2013, 08:22:40 AM
 {Darksteel Relic}
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Wackaman9001 on March 22, 2013, 10:59:43 AM
Quote from: The1337Magician on March 22, 2013, 08:22:40 AM
{Darksteel Relic}
{phylactery lich}. Your argument is now invaild. It also supports quick metalcraft
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Dudecore on March 22, 2013, 11:00:26 AM
And storm, and affinity.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: MisterJH on March 22, 2013, 11:07:39 AM
{Darksteel relic}, {swamp}, {dark ritual}, {phylactery lich}?
I wouldnt mind a turn 1 5/5 thats indestructible.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: The1337Magician on March 22, 2013, 12:46:22 PM
Interesting combo.
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Teysa karlov on March 22, 2013, 10:02:31 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 03:46:04 PM
Quote from: Jake, Fart Sculptor on April 20, 2012, 03:40:28 PM
{Apocalypse chime}
But it could be a bigger {Nevinyrral's Disk}, if you were stupid enough to play a Homelands block game. 😂

In EDH use an artifact deck, and make all your artifact  indestructible, then board wipe your opponents ever turn with  {Nevinyrral's Disk}
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: MarduArrow on March 25, 2013, 08:18:31 PM
 {Keeper of Tresserhorn}
Title: Re: The worst card ever made....
Post by: Umbra on March 25, 2013, 08:23:34 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 03:30:53 PM
{Sorrow's Path}

Forever and always

{Sorrow's Path}

Uh wow... Is that even real? I can't believe they'll make a card as useless as that.