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Title: Funny REAL news stories
Post by: MuggyWuggy on November 06, 2014, 04:03:56 PM
"Quadruple Amputee on the loose for suspected murder of his parents.
Police warns others that this man is armed and dangerous"

Link:

abc7.la/1tEjvg1
Title: Re: Funny REAL news stories
Post by: MuggyWuggy on November 06, 2014, 05:26:52 PM
"Gordan Ramsay's dwarf porn double found dead in badger den."

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/09/gordon-ramsay-dwarf-porn-double-found-dead-badger-set/

(Oldie but goodie)
Title: Re: Funny REAL news stories
Post by: Silent1236 on November 06, 2014, 06:11:55 PM
Quote from: MuggyWuggy on November 06, 2014, 05:26:52 PM
"Gordan Ramsay's dwarf porn double found dead in badger den."

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/09/gordon-ramsay-dwarf-porn-double-found-dead-badger-set/

(Oldie but goodie)

"star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go"

Holy .poo. that got me good.
Title: Re: Funny REAL news stories
Post by: Temur_Tendency on November 10, 2014, 03:45:56 AM
"Man fights off 12 policemen at once whilst masturbating"
Title: Re: Funny REAL news stories
Post by: Gorzo on November 10, 2014, 06:37:00 AM
Quote from: Temur_Tendency on November 10, 2014, 03:45:56 AM
"Man fights off 12 policemen at once whilst masturbating"

Lol I heard about this one. The headline I saw referred to it as a "masturbatory rampage"
Title: Re: Funny REAL news stories
Post by: Kareason on November 10, 2014, 09:33:13 PM
And here I thought you were going to point to a local story for me about the woman wearing the "I love crystal meth" shirt that was busted for, shock and awe, selling/possessing crystal meth. 
Title: Re: Funny REAL news stories
Post by: MuggyWuggy on November 10, 2014, 10:37:57 PM
Links people
Title: Re: Funny REAL news stories
Post by: Temur_Tendency on November 11, 2014, 03:24:37 AM
Quote from: Gorzo on November 10, 2014, 06:37:00 AM
Quote from: Temur_Tendency on November 10, 2014, 03:45:56 AM
"Man fights off 12 policemen at once whilst masturbating"

Lol I heard about this one. The headline I saw referred to it as a "masturbatory rampage"
Insert anchorman quote- "im not even mad, thats amazing"
Title: Re: Funny REAL news stories
Post by: Kareason on November 11, 2014, 05:55:39 PM
To appease the mighty Llama.

http://m.wlky.com/news/police-woman-wearing-i-love-crystal-meth-shirt-busted-with-meth/29635522
Title: Re: Funny REAL news stories
Post by: Anoobass on November 11, 2014, 06:15:31 PM
One of my favorites cause I would do something like this:

Quote from man stabbed.
"What are you gunna do?  Stab me?"

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-awful-stories-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-probably-will/
Title: Re: Funny REAL news stories
Post by: MuggyWuggy on November 11, 2014, 08:27:44 PM
Quote from: Kareason on November 11, 2014, 05:55:39 PM
To appease the mighty Llama.

http://m.wlky.com/news/police-woman-wearing-i-love-crystal-meth-shirt-busted-with-meth/29635522

I'm no llama
Title: Re: Funny REAL news stories
Post by: Kareason on November 11, 2014, 09:55:54 PM
Quote from: MuggyWuggy on November 11, 2014, 08:27:44 PM
Quote from: Kareason on November 11, 2014, 05:55:39 PM
To appease the mighty Llama.

http://m.wlky.com/news/police-woman-wearing-i-love-crystal-meth-shirt-busted-with-meth/29635522

I'm no llama

My apologizes. This is what I get for reading posts quickly at work. Sorry Muggy.
Title: Re: Funny REAL news stories
Post by: cltrn81 on November 12, 2014, 07:16:43 AM
Woman stabs husband with squirell for not buying beer.

Serves him right!
http://m.live5news.com/live5news/pm_/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=od:PWH7E9Hs
Title: Re: Funny REAL news stories
Post by: MuggyWuggy on November 12, 2014, 03:17:49 PM
Quote from: cltrn81 on November 12, 2014, 07:16:43 AM
Woman stabs husband with squirell for not buying beer.

Serves him right!
http://m.live5news.com/live5news/pm_/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=od:PWH7E9Hs

++++
Title: Re: Funny REAL news stories
Post by: Almosteric on November 16, 2014, 08:09:30 PM
More  from the {Squirrel nest}

Headline:

Squirrel-Cooking Couple Sued For $2 Million

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5091801