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Title: Bang a planeswalker
Post by: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 10:02:03 AM
So you have the option of banging a planeswalker. Who do you choose and why?

Definitely kiora. She'd probably lay there like a fish though (rimshot)
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Post by: jonrox3 on July 17, 2014, 10:04:11 AM
Stop.
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Post by: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 10:07:39 AM
Quote from: jonrox3 on July 17, 2014, 10:04:11 AM
Stop.

In the name of love.
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Post by: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 10:15:55 AM
Chandra because she is hot
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Post by: jonrox3 on July 17, 2014, 10:20:26 AM
Quote from: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 10:07:39 AM
Quote from: jonrox3 on July 17, 2014, 10:04:11 AM
Stop.

In the name of love.

Before you break my heart.
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Post by: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 10:27:09 AM
Or Nissa, this would explain why I want her so bad and have a poster of her
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Post by: Mattao19 on July 17, 2014, 10:56:36 AM
{Lili of the Veil} bc dammmmuuuuuuummmm lol
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Post by: Mlerner12 on July 17, 2014, 11:18:18 AM
Quote from: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 10:15:55 AM
Chandra because she is hot
"Hey, baby, do you always smoke when you make love?"

Quote from: Mattao19 on July 17, 2014, 10:56:36 AM
{Lili of the Veil} bc dammmmuuuuuuummmm lol
Don't forget, what's under there is a 200-year old heavily tattooed necromage.

Quote from: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 10:02:03 AM
Definitely kiora. She'd probably lay there like a fish though (rimshot)
Fishes flop around out of water until they die.

Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on July 17, 2014, 11:27:10 AM
This is a hard one....
BAD AGRUS.

I'd like to point out im a 13 year old male, and this conversation thoroughly disturbs me.
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Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on July 17, 2014, 11:27:10 AM
This is a hard one....I'd probably have to say Chandra because of that Game Day mat art.

(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvqnkRD8natPHC5bZJiTh5f094Lb0iBal6LX2pm6jPUFZBAT7Ds79p2A)
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Post by: jonrox3 on July 17, 2014, 11:31:28 AM
Seriously please... stop.... I feel weak... I cannot... stop... this.
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Post by: LadyGrixis on July 17, 2014, 12:15:51 PM
Quote from: Noblellama on July 17, 2014, 10:04:46 AM
Jaya because she is cute and feisty....
Or elspeth because she has her priorities in the right places and in my mind she seems the least weird...


(Waiting for LG's Venser/Sorin drool post)

OMG VENSER -mega swoon- WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE?! -depressed-
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Post by: LadyGrixis on July 17, 2014, 12:33:59 PM
Quote from: Taysby on July 17, 2014, 12:30:06 PM
garruk, because bestiality.  *insert trollface here*

The only options for guys are chanra and liliana.  Vraska is, eww.  Elspeth is too holy for it to be consentual.  And tamiyo, yeah, that's not going to happen.

You forgot Nissa, Kiora and........dare I say, Ashiok (wtf is this thing?!).
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Post by: Silent1236 on July 17, 2014, 12:38:15 PM
I read the title to this as "Being a Planeswalker."  Man was I surprised.
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Post by: rarehuntertay on July 17, 2014, 01:06:07 PM
You mean one of these?

(http://33.media.tumblr.com/505aeaf5ebf7da89c738167d6759ca12/tumblr_n2p71rtHGr1qe3trjo3_500.jpg)
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Post by: Mattao19 on July 17, 2014, 01:30:17 PM
I know PWs aren't supposed to tap but ... I'd tap all dem!!!
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Post by: MuggyWuggy on July 17, 2014, 01:51:31 PM
Ill just have my gf wear each costume.
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Post by: LadyGrixis on July 17, 2014, 02:26:21 PM
Quote from: Noblellama on July 17, 2014, 01:47:52 PM
LG, Venser lives on in the for. Of your new battery operated planeswalker Karn :)

Battery operated was all I read at first.....sounded bad lol.
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Post by: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 02:34:23 PM
Quote from: ConanEdo on July 17, 2014, 12:47:36 PM
Quote from: Taysby on July 17, 2014, 12:30:06 PM
garruk, because bestiality.  *insert trollface here*

The only options for guys are chanra and liliana.  Vraska is, eww.  Elspeth is too holy for it to be consentual.  And tamiyo, yeah, that's not going to happen.
Speak for yourself, Gideon is a hunksicle. Plus being into hieromancy, I'm pretty sure he's a top.

I'd give you infinite +1's for that lol
Title: Re: Bang a planeswalker
Post by: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 02:35:14 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on July 17, 2014, 02:26:21 PM
Quote from: Noblellama on July 17, 2014, 01:47:52 PM
LG, Venser lives on in the for. Of your new battery operated planeswalker Karn :)

This is why I like you.

Battery operated was all I read at first.....sounded bad lol.
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Post by: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 02:35:38 PM
I'd totally godsend elspeth
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Post by: LadyGrixis on July 17, 2014, 02:54:27 PM
Quote from: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 02:35:38 PM
I'd totally godsend elspeth

You can't equip Planeswalkers silly :P ;)
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Post by: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 02:56:53 PM
what do you think chandras fav song is?

i was thinking:
burn baby burn
fire burning
hot in herre
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Post by: LadyGrixis on July 17, 2014, 03:00:18 PM
Quote from: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 02:56:53 PM
what do you think chandras fav song is?

i was thinking:
burn baby burn
fire burning
hot in herre

Considering I would probably be Chandra if I had to be any of them, I'd say it's "That Girl Is On Fire". Srsly tho....
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Post by: Moneekahh on July 17, 2014, 03:00:31 PM
I would choose ashiok, I'd take one for the team to find out what's going on there. So androgynous.
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Post by: LadyGrixis on July 17, 2014, 03:00:56 PM
Quote from: Moneekahh on July 17, 2014, 03:00:31 PM
I would choose ashiok, I'd take one for the team to find out what's going on there. So androgynous.

Lmao, ^This
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Post by: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 03:02:19 PM
she probably reads:
the girl who played with fire
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Post by: Moneekahh on July 17, 2014, 03:03:24 PM
Her favorite book turned to film is "catching fire"
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Post by: LadyGrixis on July 17, 2014, 03:05:18 PM
Also, she would be a volunteer firefighter for profession.
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Post by: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 03:07:10 PM
She is the best camper in the world
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Post by: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 03:11:25 PM
Quote from: Moneekahh on July 17, 2014, 03:00:31 PM
I would choose ashiok, I'd take one for the team to find out what's going on there. So androgynous.

There's teeth down there
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Post by: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 03:13:00 PM
Also- people are  doom blading my karma. If I cared what people think of me, I might take offense.

And penis.
Title: Re: Bang a planeswalker
Post by: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 03:15:04 PM
Her lower region I Charybdis
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Post by: gtfotis on July 17, 2014, 04:09:33 PM
Quote from: Mattao19 on July 17, 2014, 10:56:36 AM
{Lili of the Veil} bc dammmmuuuuuuummmm lol
She looks like a dude!

Definitely Elspeth. I wouldn't mind an Elspeth and Ral Zarek threesome though.

-3 Eiffel Tower
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Post by: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 04:11:10 PM
That would produce a lot of static
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Post by: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 04:13:19 PM
Everyone knows that jace likes boys. He sculpts minds, and sculpts male genetalia out of clay.

And yeah. Me and my buddy ajani giving elspeth the old rotesserie action
Title: Re: Bang a planeswalker
Post by: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 04:14:27 PM
Is nobody else noticing how disgusting some people on this app are
Title: Re: Bang a planeswalker
Post by: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 04:15:48 PM
Quote from: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 04:14:27 PM
Is nobody else noticing how disgusting some people on this app are

You entered a thread called bang a planeswalker.

Willingly.

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Post by: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 04:17:12 PM
Quote from: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 04:15:48 PM
Quote from: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 04:14:27 PM
Is nobody else noticing how disgusting some people on this app are

You entered a thread called bang a planeswalker.

Willingly.

Can we at least draw a line on some of it please
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Post by: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 04:20:19 PM
Quote from: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 04:17:12 PM
Quote from: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 04:15:48 PM
Quote from: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 04:14:27 PM
Is nobody else noticing how disgusting some people on this app are

You entered a thread called bang a planeswalker.

Willingly.

Can we at least draw a line on some of it please

I walk the line
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Post by: gtfotis on July 17, 2014, 04:28:06 PM
Quote from: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 04:17:12 PM
Quote from: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 04:15:48 PM
Quote from: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 04:14:27 PM
Is nobody else noticing how disgusting some people on this app are

You entered a thread called bang a planeswalker.

Willingly.

Can we at least draw a line on some of it please
What's wrong with consensual sex with fictional characters? 😉
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Post by: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 04:30:28 PM
Sliver queen

1/10

Would bang after a night full of whiskey
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Post by: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 04:34:42 PM
It's a bit weird, like watching hentai
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Post by: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 04:36:42 PM
Quote from: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 04:34:42 PM
It's a bit weird, like watching hentai

Clearly you've never watched la blue girl
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Post by: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 04:38:16 PM
I'm 16 dude I probably havent
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Post by: DirtyMustachio on July 17, 2014, 06:32:44 PM
Quote from: Taysby on July 17, 2014, 12:30:06 PM
garruk, because bestiality.  *insert trollface here*

The only options for guys are chanra and liliana.  Vraska is, eww.  Elspeth is too holy for it to be consentual.  And tamiyo, yeah, that's not going to happen.

Wrong
Elspeth was totally banging daxos before xenagos tricked her into running him through with her spear
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Post by: PapaBudz on July 17, 2014, 06:42:11 PM
Chandra all the way. You think the carpet matches the drapes?
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Post by: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 07:01:41 PM
Quote from: PapaBudz on July 17, 2014, 06:42:11 PM
Chandra all the way. You think the carpet matches the drapes?

Are you kidding? There's no carpet
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Post by: PapaBudz on July 17, 2014, 07:45:24 PM
Hey man, either way, all day, balls deep in the pop chute.
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Post by: Anoobass on July 17, 2014, 07:52:18 PM
Well, I know I'm a little late, but I'll voice my opinion.  1st of all, elspeth is my #1 and I would treat her as such.  I would not "bang" her, we would fall for each other and then make love.  Now that she's dead, I would have to go for Chandra.  First of all, I'm a pyro, and a masochist, so we would really be perfect together.  Secondly, if you are a redhead, you are instantly better than anyone else.  And lastly, she is hot as f*** and I would pounce that like nala!
Title: Re: Bang a planeswalker
Post by: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 10:10:07 PM
Quote from: PapaBudz on July 17, 2014, 07:45:24 PM
Hey man, either way, all day, balls deep in the pop chute.

Almost spit my beer all over my iphone
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Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on July 17, 2014, 11:47:01 PM
As soon as I saw this, I thought really hard about it.  So I am going to post a detailed list of the list of planeswalkers and their, "bangability" soon.  Be back in about 10-20 minutes.
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Post by: Dstyle1 on July 18, 2014, 12:09:27 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on July 17, 2014, 11:47:01 PM
As soon as I saw this, I thought really hard about it.  So I am going to post a detailed list of the list of planeswalkers and their, "bangability" soon.  Be back in about 10-20 minutes.

You need to what expirament???

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Post by: Kareason on July 18, 2014, 12:24:17 AM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on July 17, 2014, 03:00:18 PM
Quote from: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 02:56:53 PM
what do you think chandras fav song is?

i was thinking:
burn baby burn
fire burning
hot in herre

Considering I would probably be Chandra if I had to be any of them, I'd say it's "That Girl Is On Fire". Srsly tho....

Let me show my age, and great taste in music. How about Fire Woman by The Cult. Smoke she is a'rising.
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Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on July 18, 2014, 12:24:55 AM
No, I needed to research and categorize, making list now, research took longer than expected. :P
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Post by: Munchlax on July 18, 2014, 12:38:25 AM
{Sarkhan Vol} all the way
Dat 'stache
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Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on July 18, 2014, 01:07:43 AM
I'll post tomorrow guys, I just sleepily pressed the home button on my huge post and that took forever so tomorrow is when I will post.  Can't believe I did that. ._.
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Post by: PapaBudz on July 18, 2014, 01:45:25 AM
Quote from: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 10:10:07 PM
Quote from: PapaBudz on July 17, 2014, 07:45:24 PM
Hey man, either way, all day, balls deep in the poop chute.

Almost spit my beer all over my iphone
I'm glad you didn't waste the brew.
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Post by: Anoobass on July 18, 2014, 02:41:53 AM
Quote from: Taysby on July 18, 2014, 02:20:12 AM
Quote from: Anoobass on July 17, 2014, 07:52:18 PM
Well, I know I'm a little late, but I'll voice my opinion.  1st of all, elspeth is my #1 and I would treat her as such.  I would not "bang" her, we would fall for each other and then make love.  Now that she's dead, I would have to go for Chandra.  First of all, I'm a pyro, and a masochist, so we would really be perfect together.  Secondly, if you are a redhead, you are instantly better than anyone else.  And lastly, she is hot as f*** and I would pounce that like nala!

I'm a redhead.  Pounce on me bro!  ;)

Pics with a peace sign and a bronze sable to prove it's you.  Then I shall pounce.
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Post by: Ptsgpbk on July 18, 2014, 06:01:31 AM
What about queen

My chandra's on fire
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Post by: MuggyWuggy on July 18, 2014, 02:48:49 PM
 {Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker}

Im a dragon f@cker.

There I said it.
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Post by: Silent1236 on July 18, 2014, 03:53:39 PM
Quote from: Muggywuggy on July 18, 2014, 02:48:49 PM
f@cker.

...and now I'm composing an email.
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Post by: LadyGrixis on July 18, 2014, 04:19:49 PM
Quote from: Muggywuggy on July 18, 2014, 02:48:49 PM
{Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker}

Im a dragon f@cker.

There I said it.

That would be a beautiful baby.
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Post by: Ryggrad82 on July 18, 2014, 04:27:53 PM
Quote from: Moneekahh on July 17, 2014, 03:00:31 PM
I would choose ashiok, I'd take one for the team to find out what's going on there. So androgynous.

I will help you. Only because I too think we need to know.
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Post by: TreeSmoker on July 18, 2014, 04:40:51 PM
Ashiok is a guy people.
It says so in Theros fat pack book.
It's a dong that leads to nothingness.
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Post by: Stromack on July 18, 2014, 04:59:25 PM
What a good name for a progressive rock band. Ashioks Dong
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Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on July 18, 2014, 05:35:50 PM
Quote from: TreeSmoker on July 18, 2014, 04:40:51 PM
Ashiok is a guy people.
It says so in Theros fat pack book.
It's a dong that leads to nothingness.
No it specifically says that is in genderless
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Post by: Hunteroffire9 on July 18, 2014, 06:01:06 PM
Do not search liliana on google... I was trying to remember what she looked like..
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Post by: Silent1236 on July 18, 2014, 06:01:55 PM
Quote from: Hunteroffire9 on July 18, 2014, 06:01:06 PM
Do not search liliana on google... I was trying to remember what she looked like..

Go ahead and google Gardevoir, too. Made that mistake myself.
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Post by: Wingnut on July 19, 2014, 10:40:53 PM
Quote from: Hunteroffire9 on July 18, 2014, 06:01:06 PM
Do not search liliana on google... I was trying to remember what she looked like..

Show of hands, how many googled Lilliana because of this post? Yeah, I'm a rebel. I do what I want!
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Post by: MuggyWuggy on July 19, 2014, 10:54:14 PM
Win
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mibdue1QbGo/T4isNMD_r0I/AAAAAAAAAyY/d1Q10zoAyog/s1600/403801_10151419346815099_618035098_22966366_74142067_n.jpg
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Post by: Stromack on July 20, 2014, 12:10:49 AM
Quote from: Muggywuggy on July 19, 2014, 10:54:14 PM
Win
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mibdue1QbGo/T4isNMD_r0I/AAAAAAAAAyY/d1Q10zoAyog/s1600/403801_10151419346815099_618035098_22966366_74142067_n.jpg

I'd entomb that
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Post by: Xaol on July 20, 2014, 03:24:57 PM
Elspeth would be my number one fun run ;)
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Post by: IntoFire on July 21, 2014, 12:37:05 PM
Quote from: Noblellama on July 17, 2014, 10:04:46 AM
Jaya because she is cute and feisty....
Or elspeth because she has her priorities in the right places and in my mind she seems the least weird...


(Waiting for LG's Venser/Sorin drool post)

Sooo... you'd be Jaya or you'd be dead?

*I'd say Chandra. The cieling can't hold us!!!
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Post by: Distriimuir on July 21, 2014, 01:03:58 PM
Liliana,we could raise our undead together, perfect Mage union.
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Post by: Gocougs509 on July 21, 2014, 01:34:08 PM
I'd have to say Vraska for sure. I mean, I'd never have any problems staying hard......
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Post by: Stromack on July 21, 2014, 02:39:27 PM
Quote from: Gocougs509 on July 21, 2014, 01:34:08 PM
I'd have to say Vraska for sure. I mean, I'd never have any problems staying hard......

Please consult your physician if your erection turns to stone
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Post by: imthelolrus on July 22, 2014, 01:19:01 AM
{Moneekah, of the Veil}  😉
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Post by: Spikepit on July 22, 2014, 02:09:16 AM
Was never a fan, but the art work, dang: Nissa.
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Post by: Stromack on July 22, 2014, 08:36:22 AM
Quote from: imthelolrus on July 22, 2014, 01:19:01 AM
{Moneekah, of the Veil}  😉

Congrats on the wedding bro!
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Post by: imthelolrus on July 22, 2014, 05:49:20 PM
Quote from: Stromack on July 22, 2014, 08:36:22 AM
Quote from: imthelolrus on July 22, 2014, 01:19:01 AM
{Moneekah, of the Veil}  😉

Congrats on the wedding bro!
Thanks man! 😊 It was awesome 😁😜
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Post by: blackychan1 on July 25, 2014, 01:51:18 AM
No love for {tibalt, the fiend blooded}?