So you have the option of banging a planeswalker. Who do you choose and why?
Definitely kiora. She'd probably lay there like a fish though (rimshot)
Stop.
Chandra because she is hot
Or Nissa, this would explain why I want her so bad and have a poster of her
{Lili of the Veil} bc dammmmuuuuuuummmm lol
Quote from: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 10:15:55 AM
Chandra because she is hot
"Hey, baby, do you always smoke when you make love?"
Quote from: Mattao19 on July 17, 2014, 10:56:36 AM
{Lili of the Veil} bc dammmmuuuuuuummmm lol
Don't forget, what's under there is a 200-year old heavily tattooed necromage.
Quote from: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 10:02:03 AM
Definitely kiora. She'd probably lay there like a fish though (rimshot)
Fishes flop around out of water until they die.
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on July 17, 2014, 11:27:10 AM
This is a hard one....
BAD AGRUS.
I'd like to point out im a 13 year old male, and this conversation thoroughly disturbs me.
This is a hard one....I'd probably have to say Chandra because of that Game Day mat art.
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvqnkRD8natPHC5bZJiTh5f094Lb0iBal6LX2pm6jPUFZBAT7Ds79p2A)
Seriously please... stop.... I feel weak... I cannot... stop... this.
Quote from: Noblellama on July 17, 2014, 10:04:46 AM
Jaya because she is cute and feisty....
Or elspeth because she has her priorities in the right places and in my mind she seems the least weird...
(Waiting for LG's Venser/Sorin drool post)
OMG VENSER -mega swoon- WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE?! -depressed-
Quote from: Taysby on July 17, 2014, 12:30:06 PM
garruk, because bestiality. *insert trollface here*
The only options for guys are chanra and liliana. Vraska is, eww. Elspeth is too holy for it to be consentual. And tamiyo, yeah, that's not going to happen.
You forgot Nissa, Kiora and........dare I say, Ashiok (wtf is this thing?!).
I read the title to this as "Being a Planeswalker." Man was I surprised.
You mean one of these?
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/505aeaf5ebf7da89c738167d6759ca12/tumblr_n2p71rtHGr1qe3trjo3_500.jpg)
I know PWs aren't supposed to tap but ... I'd tap all dem!!!
Ill just have my gf wear each costume.
Quote from: Noblellama on July 17, 2014, 01:47:52 PM
LG, Venser lives on in the for. Of your new battery operated planeswalker Karn :)
Battery operated was all I read at first.....sounded bad lol.
Quote from: ConanEdo on July 17, 2014, 12:47:36 PM
Quote from: Taysby on July 17, 2014, 12:30:06 PM
garruk, because bestiality. *insert trollface here*
The only options for guys are chanra and liliana. Vraska is, eww. Elspeth is too holy for it to be consentual. And tamiyo, yeah, that's not going to happen.
Speak for yourself, Gideon is a hunksicle. Plus being into hieromancy, I'm pretty sure he's a top.
I'd give you infinite +1's for that lol
Quote from: LadyGrixis on July 17, 2014, 02:26:21 PM
Quote from: Noblellama on July 17, 2014, 01:47:52 PM
LG, Venser lives on in the for. Of your new battery operated planeswalker Karn :)
This is why I like you.
Battery operated was all I read at first.....sounded bad lol.
I'd totally godsend elspeth
Quote from: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 02:35:38 PM
I'd totally godsend elspeth
You can't equip Planeswalkers silly :P ;)
what do you think chandras fav song is?
i was thinking:
burn baby burn
fire burning
hot in herre
Quote from: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 02:56:53 PM
what do you think chandras fav song is?
i was thinking:
burn baby burn
fire burning
hot in herre
Considering I would probably be Chandra if I had to be any of them, I'd say it's "That Girl Is On Fire". Srsly tho....
I would choose ashiok, I'd take one for the team to find out what's going on there. So androgynous.
Quote from: Moneekahh on July 17, 2014, 03:00:31 PM
I would choose ashiok, I'd take one for the team to find out what's going on there. So androgynous.
Lmao, ^This
she probably reads:
the girl who played with fire
Her favorite book turned to film is "catching fire"
Also, she would be a volunteer firefighter for profession.
She is the best camper in the world
Quote from: Moneekahh on July 17, 2014, 03:00:31 PM
I would choose ashiok, I'd take one for the team to find out what's going on there. So androgynous.
There's teeth down there
Also- people are doom blading my karma. If I cared what people think of me, I might take offense.
And penis.
Her lower region I Charybdis
Quote from: Mattao19 on July 17, 2014, 10:56:36 AM
{Lili of the Veil} bc dammmmuuuuuuummmm lol
She looks like a dude!
Definitely Elspeth. I wouldn't mind an Elspeth and Ral Zarek threesome though.
-3 Eiffel Tower
That would produce a lot of static
Everyone knows that jace likes boys. He sculpts minds, and sculpts male genetalia out of clay.
And yeah. Me and my buddy ajani giving elspeth the old rotesserie action
Is nobody else noticing how disgusting some people on this app are
Quote from: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 04:14:27 PM
Is nobody else noticing how disgusting some people on this app are
You entered a thread called bang a planeswalker.
Willingly.
Quote from: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 04:15:48 PM
Quote from: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 04:14:27 PM
Is nobody else noticing how disgusting some people on this app are
You entered a thread called bang a planeswalker.
Willingly.
Can we at least draw a line on some of it please
Quote from: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 04:17:12 PM
Quote from: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 04:15:48 PM
Quote from: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 04:14:27 PM
Is nobody else noticing how disgusting some people on this app are
You entered a thread called bang a planeswalker.
Willingly.
Can we at least draw a line on some of it please
I walk the line
Quote from: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 04:17:12 PM
Quote from: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 04:15:48 PM
Quote from: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 04:14:27 PM
Is nobody else noticing how disgusting some people on this app are
You entered a thread called bang a planeswalker.
Willingly.
Can we at least draw a line on some of it please
What's wrong with consensual sex with fictional characters? 😉
Sliver queen
1/10
Would bang after a night full of whiskey
It's a bit weird, like watching hentai
Quote from: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 04:34:42 PM
It's a bit weird, like watching hentai
Clearly you've never watched la blue girl
I'm 16 dude I probably havent
Quote from: Taysby on July 17, 2014, 12:30:06 PM
garruk, because bestiality. *insert trollface here*
The only options for guys are chanra and liliana. Vraska is, eww. Elspeth is too holy for it to be consentual. And tamiyo, yeah, that's not going to happen.
Wrong
Elspeth was totally banging daxos before xenagos tricked her into running him through with her spear
Chandra all the way. You think the carpet matches the drapes?
Quote from: PapaBudz on July 17, 2014, 06:42:11 PM
Chandra all the way. You think the carpet matches the drapes?
Are you kidding? There's no carpet
Hey man, either way, all day, balls deep in the pop chute.
Well, I know I'm a little late, but I'll voice my opinion. 1st of all, elspeth is my #1 and I would treat her as such. I would not "bang" her, we would fall for each other and then make love. Now that she's dead, I would have to go for Chandra. First of all, I'm a pyro, and a masochist, so we would really be perfect together. Secondly, if you are a redhead, you are instantly better than anyone else. And lastly, she is hot as f*** and I would pounce that like nala!
Quote from: PapaBudz on July 17, 2014, 07:45:24 PM
Hey man, either way, all day, balls deep in the pop chute.
Almost spit my beer all over my iphone
As soon as I saw this, I thought really hard about it. So I am going to post a detailed list of the list of planeswalkers and their, "bangability" soon. Be back in about 10-20 minutes.
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on July 17, 2014, 11:47:01 PM
As soon as I saw this, I thought really hard about it. So I am going to post a detailed list of the list of planeswalkers and their, "bangability" soon. Be back in about 10-20 minutes.
You need to what expirament???
Quote from: LadyGrixis on July 17, 2014, 03:00:18 PM
Quote from: Ptsgpbk on July 17, 2014, 02:56:53 PM
what do you think chandras fav song is?
i was thinking:
burn baby burn
fire burning
hot in herre
Considering I would probably be Chandra if I had to be any of them, I'd say it's "That Girl Is On Fire". Srsly tho....
Let me show my age, and great taste in music. How about Fire Woman by The Cult. Smoke she is a'rising.
No, I needed to research and categorize, making list now, research took longer than expected. :P
{Sarkhan Vol} all the way
Dat 'stache
I'll post tomorrow guys, I just sleepily pressed the home button on my huge post and that took forever so tomorrow is when I will post. Can't believe I did that. ._.
Quote from: Stromack on July 17, 2014, 10:10:07 PM
Quote from: PapaBudz on July 17, 2014, 07:45:24 PM
Hey man, either way, all day, balls deep in the poop chute.
Almost spit my beer all over my iphone
I'm glad you didn't waste the brew.
Quote from: Taysby on July 18, 2014, 02:20:12 AM
Quote from: Anoobass on July 17, 2014, 07:52:18 PM
Well, I know I'm a little late, but I'll voice my opinion. 1st of all, elspeth is my #1 and I would treat her as such. I would not "bang" her, we would fall for each other and then make love. Now that she's dead, I would have to go for Chandra. First of all, I'm a pyro, and a masochist, so we would really be perfect together. Secondly, if you are a redhead, you are instantly better than anyone else. And lastly, she is hot as f*** and I would pounce that like nala!
I'm a redhead. Pounce on me bro! ;)
Pics with a peace sign and a bronze sable to prove it's you. Then I shall pounce.
What about queen
My chandra's on fire
{Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker}
Im a dragon f@cker.
There I said it.
Quote from: Muggywuggy on July 18, 2014, 02:48:49 PM
{Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker}
Im a dragon f@cker.
There I said it.
That would be a beautiful baby.
Quote from: Moneekahh on July 17, 2014, 03:00:31 PM
I would choose ashiok, I'd take one for the team to find out what's going on there. So androgynous.
I will help you. Only because I too think we need to know.
Ashiok is a guy people.
It says so in Theros fat pack book.
It's a dong that leads to nothingness.
What a good name for a progressive rock band. Ashioks Dong
Quote from: TreeSmoker on July 18, 2014, 04:40:51 PM
Ashiok is a guy people.
It says so in Theros fat pack book.
It's a dong that leads to nothingness.
No it specifically says that is in genderless
Do not search liliana on google... I was trying to remember what she looked like..
Quote from: Hunteroffire9 on July 18, 2014, 06:01:06 PM
Do not search liliana on google... I was trying to remember what she looked like..
Go ahead and google Gardevoir, too. Made that mistake myself.
Quote from: Hunteroffire9 on July 18, 2014, 06:01:06 PM
Do not search liliana on google... I was trying to remember what she looked like..
Show of hands, how many googled Lilliana because of this post? Yeah, I'm a rebel. I do what I want!
Win
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mibdue1QbGo/T4isNMD_r0I/AAAAAAAAAyY/d1Q10zoAyog/s1600/403801_10151419346815099_618035098_22966366_74142067_n.jpg
Quote from: Muggywuggy on July 19, 2014, 10:54:14 PM
Win
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mibdue1QbGo/T4isNMD_r0I/AAAAAAAAAyY/d1Q10zoAyog/s1600/403801_10151419346815099_618035098_22966366_74142067_n.jpg
I'd entomb that
Elspeth would be my number one fun run ;)
Quote from: Noblellama on July 17, 2014, 10:04:46 AM
Jaya because she is cute and feisty....
Or elspeth because she has her priorities in the right places and in my mind she seems the least weird...
(Waiting for LG's Venser/Sorin drool post)
Sooo... you'd be Jaya or you'd be dead?
*I'd say Chandra. The cieling can't hold us!!!
Liliana,we could raise our undead together, perfect Mage union.
I'd have to say Vraska for sure. I mean, I'd never have any problems staying hard......
Quote from: Gocougs509 on July 21, 2014, 01:34:08 PM
I'd have to say Vraska for sure. I mean, I'd never have any problems staying hard......
Please consult your physician if your erection turns to stone
{Moneekah, of the Veil} 😉
Was never a fan, but the art work, dang: Nissa.
Quote from: imthelolrus on July 22, 2014, 01:19:01 AM
{Moneekah, of the Veil} 😉
Congrats on the wedding bro!
No love for {tibalt, the fiend blooded}?