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Title: Embarrassing Stories
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 20, 2014, 10:44:51 PM
Well, seeing as I posted it, I will have to start this whole little thing.

This morning before my first period, I felt the urge to use the restroom.  So I dropped off my bookbag at my first class and dashed to the nearest stall.  After relieving myself, I reached for toilet paper, and there was none.  So I casually waited for everyone else in the restroom to leave.  After that I walked into each other stall and lo and behold.  There was no toilet paper in those stalls either.  So I pull up my boxer and pants up almost all the way, and hobble to the nearest bathroom.  Which is downstairs.  So I hobble down the stairs where I am greeted by random teachers and peers who were late that morning, and they all saw what was going on and started to laugh.  I finally reached the restroom downstairs, and used toilet paper.  After which I walked to the guidance councilors (who tell people where to put supplies for some reason) and I told them that the upstairs mens' room was out of toilet paper.  And they all lost it, and told me they knew because they watched me hobble between bathrooms the whole time.

Needless to say, my day was kind of sour after that.
Title: Re: Embarrassing Stories
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on May 20, 2014, 10:51:04 PM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 20, 2014, 10:44:51 PM
Well, seeing as I posted it, I will have to start this whole little thing.

This morning before my first period, I felt the urge to use the restroom.  So I dropped off my bookbag at my first class and dashed to the nearest stall.  After relieving myself, I reached for toilet paper, and there was none.  So I casually waited for everyone else in the restroom to leave.  After that I walked into each other stall and lo and behold.  There was no toilet paper in those stalls either.  So I pull up my boxer and pants up almost all the way, and hobble to the nearest bathroom.  Which is downstairs.  So I hobble down the stairs where I am greeted by random teachers and peers who were late that morning, and they all saw what was going on and started to laugh.  I finally reached the restroom downstairs, and used toilet paper.  After which I walked to the guidance councilors (who tell people where to put supplies for some reason) and I told them that the upstairs mens' room was out of toilet paper.  And they all lost it, and told me they knew because they watched me hobble between bathrooms the whole time.

Needless to say, my day was kind of sour after that.
Sorry about that, but at least you have the story out of it. Lol. Hopefully you will have a better day tomorrow.
Title: Re: Embarrassing Stories
Post by: Rass on May 20, 2014, 10:56:05 PM
Sounds like a crappy morning.
Title: Re: Embarrassing Stories
Post by: cltrn81 on May 20, 2014, 11:50:10 PM
I thought you meant your first period.  Like period....period
Title: Re: Embarrassing Stories
Post by: Langku on May 21, 2014, 12:00:03 AM
Quote from: cltrn81 on May 20, 2014, 11:50:10 PM
I thought you meant your first period.  Like period....period

Right? It took me a second too.
Title: Re: Embarrassing Stories
Post by: MuggyWuggy on May 21, 2014, 05:16:37 AM
Well 💩
Title: Re: Embarrassing Stories
Post by: TreeSmoker on May 21, 2014, 05:29:25 AM
Quote from: Muggywuggy on May 21, 2014, 05:16:37 AM
Well 💩

Lol

Poo happens, right?
Title: Re: Embarrassing Stories
Post by: rarehuntertay on May 21, 2014, 06:05:24 AM
Happens all the time on deployments to the desert. Stuff can happen at anytime. Sometimes you have to pinch that 💩 off halfway and join in the firefight or taking care of casualties. I have no idea how many times this has happened to me.
Title: Re: Embarrassing Stories
Post by: TreeSmoker on May 21, 2014, 07:59:49 PM
It's happened to everyone, i thought i had to fart one time at work and ended up sharting

I went home for the rest of the day

Had to borrow a garbage bag to put over my seat so i didnt stain my seat in my 1973 stang
Title: Re: Embarrassing Stories
Post by: Arbitratur on May 21, 2014, 10:39:47 PM
Quote from: Rass on May 20, 2014, 10:56:05 PM
Sounds like a crappy morning.

I see what you did there!
Title: Re: Embarrassing Stories
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on May 22, 2014, 12:50:30 AM
If have to say my most embarrassing moment was about a month after surgery when we invited my boyfriend at the time over to eat. Well we were sitting there and he had no idea about my past (he had moved here from North Dakota) so my mom goes and gets some pictures from when I was younger. She pulls out the first one and he takes one look at it and asks me if I was a guy....
Title: Re: Embarrassing Stories
Post by: DylanW18 on May 22, 2014, 12:51:58 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 22, 2014, 12:50:30 AM
If have to say my most embarrassing moment was about a month after surgery when we invited my boyfriend at the time over to eat. Well we were sitting there and he had no idea about my past (he had moved here from North Dakota) so my mom goes and gets some pictures from when I was younger. She pulls out the first one and he takes one look at it and asks me if I was a guy....


I'm confused.. Why would he think that?
Title: Re: Embarrassing Stories
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on May 22, 2014, 12:54:28 AM
Quote from: DylanW18 on May 22, 2014, 12:51:58 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 22, 2014, 12:50:30 AM
If have to say my most embarrassing moment was about a month after surgery when we invited my boyfriend at the time over to eat. Well we were sitting there and he had no idea about my past (he had moved here from North Dakota) so my mom goes and gets some pictures from when I was younger. She pulls out the first one and he takes one look at it and asks me if I was a guy....


I'm confused.. Why would he think that?
You never read that did you....
Title: Re: Embarrassing Stories
Post by: Apathy Reactor on May 22, 2014, 02:37:47 AM
I went to watch a baseball game...
And broke my leg.
Title: Re: Embarrassing Stories
Post by: InfinitiveDivinity on May 22, 2014, 08:07:09 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on May 22, 2014, 02:37:47 AM
I went to watch a baseball game...
And broke my leg.
Win!
Title: Re: Embarrassing Stories
Post by: Apathy Reactor on May 22, 2014, 08:25:34 AM
Quote from: InfinitiveDivinity on May 22, 2014, 08:07:09 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on May 22, 2014, 02:37:47 AM
I went to watch a baseball game...
And broke my leg.
Win!
nah, our team lost too...
Title: Re: Embarrassing Stories
Post by: Wingnut on May 24, 2014, 10:59:13 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 22, 2014, 12:54:28 AM
Quote from: DylanW18 on May 22, 2014, 12:51:58 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 22, 2014, 12:50:30 AM
If have to say my most embarrassing moment was about a month after surgery when we invited my boyfriend at the time over to eat. Well we were sitting there and he had no idea about my past (he had moved here from North Dakota) so my mom goes and gets some pictures from when I was younger. She pulls out the first one and he takes one look at it and asks me if I was a guy....


I'm confused.. Why would he think that?
You never read that did you....

Lol, I would love to see the look on Dylan's face when it hits him about what surgery your talking about.
Title: Re: Embarrassing Stories
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on May 24, 2014, 11:17:31 AM
One time when I was like four years old my neighbor was one of my friends (and also four) and sometimes she would just come to my house to see if I wanted to hang out... So, one time after I got out of my bathtub I went downstairs in only my underwear to get clothes... yeah... very awkward...
Title: Re: Embarrassing Stories
Post by: Mattao19 on May 24, 2014, 04:24:22 PM
Quote from: Wingnut on May 24, 2014, 10:59:13 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 22, 2014, 12:54:28 AM
Quote from: DylanW18 on May 22, 2014, 12:51:58 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 22, 2014, 12:50:30 AM
If have to say my most embarrassing moment was about a month after surgery when we invited my boyfriend at the time over to eat. Well we were sitting there and he had no idea about my past (he had moved here from North Dakota) so my mom goes and gets some pictures from when I was younger. She pulls out the first one and he takes one look at it and asks me if I was a guy....


I'm confused.. Why would he think that?
You never read that did you....

Lol, I would love to see the look on Dylan's face when it hits him about what surgery your talking about.

Omg I just got that! 8| lol