iMtG Server: Gathering

Plus => Discussion => Topic started by: Spencer Addington on May 17, 2014, 06:03:16 PM

Title: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Spencer Addington on May 17, 2014, 06:03:16 PM
So I thought it would be interesting to make a thread that's all about random and strange questions you all think of. To start things off:

Has anyone sneezed while they were masturbating?
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: MuggyWuggy on May 17, 2014, 06:07:47 PM
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Rass on May 17, 2014, 06:41:59 PM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on May 17, 2014, 06:03:16 PM

Has anyone sneezed while they were masturbating?

No but the little guy got sick and threw up
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Spencer Addington on May 17, 2014, 06:43:53 PM
Quote from: Rass on May 17, 2014, 06:41:59 PM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on May 17, 2014, 06:03:16 PM

Has anyone sneezed while they were masturbating?

No but the little guy got sick and threw up
Those are signs of a concussion. Has someone been beating him? ;)
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: PapaBudz on May 17, 2014, 06:45:17 PM
Can't stop laughing...
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Rass on May 17, 2014, 07:43:28 PM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on May 17, 2014, 06:03:16 PM

Has anyone sneezed while they were masturbating?

Well look on. The bright side. If that happens at least you have the tissue paper ready.
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on May 17, 2014, 08:22:32 PM
I don't feel comfortable answering this.
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Spencer Addington on May 17, 2014, 08:58:40 PM
It's just a weird question I thought of...
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Silent1236 on May 17, 2014, 11:06:35 PM
Seems like a potential for an arm twitch and a hurting eight-equals-D.
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on May 18, 2014, 12:10:25 AM
Who's B-side?
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on May 18, 2014, 12:11:07 AM
Also... I've never masturbated. Not once. Ever.
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Spencer Addington on May 18, 2014, 12:11:50 AM
Quote from: The FullMetal Alchemist on May 18, 2014, 12:11:07 AM
Also... I've never masturbated. Not once. Ever.
The day will cum. It always does ;)
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on May 18, 2014, 12:12:44 AM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on May 18, 2014, 12:11:50 AM
Quote from: The FullMetal Alchemist on May 18, 2014, 12:11:07 AM
Also... I've never masturbated. Not once. Ever.
The day will cum. It always does ;)
Ewwww. I'll pass.
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 18, 2014, 12:13:19 AM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on May 18, 2014, 12:11:50 AM
Quote from: The FullMetal Alchemist on May 18, 2014, 12:11:07 AM
Also... I've never masturbated. Not once. Ever.
The day will cum. It always does ;)
Oh the puns! :D
I was to jizz applaud you for your willpower to do so.  (There we go, I can get my pun out if the way)
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on May 18, 2014, 12:14:52 AM
Back off, jack!
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Spencer Addington on May 18, 2014, 12:15:54 AM
Quote from: The FullMetal Alchemist on May 18, 2014, 12:14:52 AM
Back off, jack!
Jack off, back!
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on May 18, 2014, 12:17:57 AM
Ack joff, Back!
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: cltrn81 on May 18, 2014, 12:29:14 AM
A lot of TMI up in here
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on May 18, 2014, 12:30:59 AM
Quote from: cltrn81 on May 18, 2014, 12:29:14 AM
A lot of TMI up in here
I clicked on this thread expecting not this.... I was rather unpleasantly surprised. So here's my questions, why are you guys so open about all this?
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 18, 2014, 12:34:37 AM
It's something weird that I don't understand.  I've had theories, but so far the only one that seems to hold ground is what is considered socially acceptable now.

I just wanted to make a bad pun. ;)
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Spencer Addington on May 18, 2014, 12:36:16 AM
This has gone a different direction than I thought it would go...
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Spencer Addington on May 18, 2014, 12:38:32 AM
If you can't love yourself...
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on May 18, 2014, 12:39:24 AM
Quote from: ConanEdo on May 18, 2014, 12:37:53 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 18, 2014, 12:30:59 AM
Quote from: cltrn81 on May 18, 2014, 12:29:14 AM
A lot of TMI up in here
I clicked on this thread expecting not this.... I was rather unpleasantly surprised. So here's my questions, why are you guys so open about all this?
Open about what? Dick jokes? Have you met males before?
It reminds me of RWJ.
"Blah blah blah dick joke blah dick joke blah blah"
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on May 18, 2014, 12:44:27 AM
Quote from: ConanEdo on May 18, 2014, 12:37:53 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 18, 2014, 12:30:59 AM
Quote from: cltrn81 on May 18, 2014, 12:29:14 AM
A lot of TMI up in here
I clicked on this thread expecting not this.... I was rather unpleasantly surprised. So here's my questions, why are you guys so open about all this?
Open about what? Dick jokes? Have you met males before?
I have but the majority of males I know are a bit more polite it seems.
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 18, 2014, 12:47:07 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 18, 2014, 12:44:27 AM
Quote from: ConanEdo on May 18, 2014, 12:37:53 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 18, 2014, 12:30:59 AM
Quote from: cltrn81 on May 18, 2014, 12:29:14 AM
A lot of TMI up in here
I clicked on this thread expecting not this.... I was rather unpleasantly surprised. So here's my questions, why are you guys so open about all this?
Open about what? Dick jokes? Have you met males before?
I have but the majority of males I know are a bit more polite it seems.
Well if you tell a 'dick joke' it isn't really basing on how polite you are.  Or if you are more polite then people who don't tell them.  It is more to show a state of relaxation in an environment that is without prejudice.  In essence, a dick joke is a compliment.

Unless you use it everywhere, I which I will promptly slap you.
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on May 18, 2014, 12:48:11 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 18, 2014, 12:47:07 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 18, 2014, 12:44:27 AM
Quote from: ConanEdo on May 18, 2014, 12:37:53 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 18, 2014, 12:30:59 AM
Quote from: cltrn81 on May 18, 2014, 12:29:14 AM
A lot of TMI up in here
I clicked on this thread expecting not this.... I was rather unpleasantly surprised. So here's my questions, why are you guys so open about all this?
Open about what? Dick jokes? Have you met males before?
I have but the majority of males I know are a bit more polite it seems.
Well if you tell a 'dick joke' it isn't really basing on how polite you are.  Or if you are more polite then people who don't tell them.  It is more to show a state of relaxation in an enviornment
Hmmm. Ok. By polite I guess I meant they just didn't do that around me. But thanks for the clarification
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 18, 2014, 12:51:39 AM
Sorry I didn't quite finish that yet, I have a parting thought on it.  In the same way that they use it to employ a sense of relaxation, if they don't do it around you, it could also be because they respect you enough that they don't want you to see them make a very crude joke.  There are two sides to the coin.
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Spencer Addington on May 18, 2014, 12:53:40 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 18, 2014, 12:48:11 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 18, 2014, 12:47:07 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 18, 2014, 12:44:27 AM
Quote from: ConanEdo on May 18, 2014, 12:37:53 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 18, 2014, 12:30:59 AM
Quote from: cltrn81 on May 18, 2014, 12:29:14 AM
A lot of TMI up in here
I clicked on this thread expecting not this.... I was rather unpleasantly surprised. So here's my questions, why are you guys so open about all this?
Open about what? Dick jokes? Have you met males before?
I have but the majority of males I know are a bit more polite it seems.
Well if you tell a 'dick joke' it isn't really basing on how polite you are.  Or if you are more polite then people who don't tell them.  It is more to show a state of relaxation in an enviornment
Hmmm. Ok. By polite I guess I meant they just didn't do that around me. But thanks for the clarification
If I tell a dick joke, it's because I expect enough people around me will know its a joke. I'm very polite, but around friends I could be considered volger. That's why, for the most part I keep it between friends. I see people on this forum as friends, so... Dick jokes!
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 18, 2014, 12:55:36 AM
My theory was right?!  HORRAY!!!
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Spencer Addington on May 18, 2014, 12:56:13 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 18, 2014, 12:55:36 AM
My theory was right?!  HORRAY!!!
VICTORY!!!!
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 18, 2014, 12:59:45 AM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on May 18, 2014, 12:56:13 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 18, 2014, 12:55:36 AM
My theory was right?!  HORRAY!!!
VICTORY!!!!
FREEDOM!!!!
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Spencer Addington on May 18, 2014, 01:01:06 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 18, 2014, 12:59:45 AM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on May 18, 2014, 12:56:13 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 18, 2014, 12:55:36 AM
My theory was right?!  HORRAY!!!
VICTORY!!!!
FREEDOM!!!!
KHAAAAAAN!!!!!!
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Aladormax on May 18, 2014, 08:19:28 AM
Quote from: ConanEdo on May 18, 2014, 12:53:13 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 18, 2014, 12:51:39 AM
Sorry I didn't quite finish that yet, I have a parting thought on it.  In the same way that they use it to employ a sense of relaxation, if they don't do it around you, it could also be because they respect you enough that they don't want you to see them make a very crude joke.  There are two sides to the coin.
In my personal experience, women don't appreciate dick jokes.

Yeah I always see that they miss the point, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on May 18, 2014, 11:14:50 AM
I am in church for my little brother's baptism reading this....the pastor is giving me a weird look while i laugh my a$$ off.
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: IntoFire on May 18, 2014, 11:19:17 AM
Dick Insult:

Your dick is so small it got lost in string theory!
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on May 18, 2014, 11:47:57 AM
"What's the difference between your dick and your jokes? Nobody laughs at your jokes."

This link is amusing. http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j87s4/what_is_the_dirtiest_insult_youve_ever_heard/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j87s4/what_is_the_dirtiest_insult_youve_ever_heard/)
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on May 18, 2014, 11:48:45 AM
"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke."
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Moneekahh on May 18, 2014, 07:46:00 PM
Quote from: ConanEdo on May 18, 2014, 12:53:13 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 18, 2014, 12:51:39 AM
Sorry I didn't quite finish that yet, I have a parting thought on it.  In the same way that they use it to employ a sense of relaxation, if they don't do it around you, it could also be because they respect you enough that they don't want you to see them make a very crude joke.  There are two sides to the coin.
In my personal experience, women don't appreciate dick jokes.

I appreciate most puns, regardless of topic. I had a major LOL while reading this thread.
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Spencer Addington on May 29, 2014, 02:34:25 AM
Here's another on:

Do deaf people have rhythm?
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: rarehuntertay on May 29, 2014, 02:56:04 AM
Quote from: The FullMetal Alchemist on May 18, 2014, 11:47:57 AM
"What's the difference between your dick and your jokes? Nobody laughs at your jokes."

This link is amusing. http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j87s4/what_is_the_dirtiest_insult_youve_ever_heard/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j87s4/what_is_the_dirtiest_insult_youve_ever_heard/)

OMG!!! I am duty reading this. I think I'm going to be up the rest of the night, I'm laughing so hard!!!
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Deebiia on June 01, 2014, 09:32:41 PM
I would think a deaf person could. I mean vibrations from say a speaker give off bass and they're deaf not dead and all rhythm is, technically, would be the bass.

Now I have one: If the sun were closer (presuming we wouldn't all die from the immense heat and extra gravitation forces) how long would the day be? Lets say its simply 5,000,000km closer.
Title: Re: Weird questions NSFW
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on June 01, 2014, 10:04:37 PM
We would still die. Mass radiation, calamities, potential death of all electronics...