So I thought it would be interesting to make a thread that's all about random and strange questions you all think of. To start things off:
Has anyone sneezed while they were masturbating?
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Quote from: Spencer Addington on May 17, 2014, 06:03:16 PM
Has anyone sneezed while they were masturbating?
No but the little guy got sick and threw up
Quote from: Rass on May 17, 2014, 06:41:59 PM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on May 17, 2014, 06:03:16 PM
Has anyone sneezed while they were masturbating?
No but the little guy got sick and threw up
Those are signs of a concussion. Has someone been beating him? ;)
Can't stop laughing...
Quote from: Spencer Addington on May 17, 2014, 06:03:16 PM
Has anyone sneezed while they were masturbating?
Well look on. The bright side. If that happens at least you have the tissue paper ready.
I don't feel comfortable answering this.
It's just a weird question I thought of...
Seems like a potential for an arm twitch and a hurting eight-equals-D.
Who's B-side?
Also... I've never masturbated. Not once. Ever.
Quote from: The FullMetal Alchemist on May 18, 2014, 12:11:07 AM
Also... I've never masturbated. Not once. Ever.
The day will cum. It always does ;)
Quote from: Spencer Addington on May 18, 2014, 12:11:50 AM
Quote from: The FullMetal Alchemist on May 18, 2014, 12:11:07 AM
Also... I've never masturbated. Not once. Ever.
The day will cum. It always does ;)
Oh the puns! :D
I was to jizz applaud you for your willpower to do so. (There we go, I can get my pun out if the way)
Back off, jack!
Ack joff, Back!
A lot of TMI up in here
Quote from: cltrn81 on May 18, 2014, 12:29:14 AM
A lot of TMI up in here
I clicked on this thread expecting not this.... I was rather unpleasantly surprised. So here's my questions, why are you guys so open about all this?
It's something weird that I don't understand. I've had theories, but so far the only one that seems to hold ground is what is considered socially acceptable now.
I just wanted to make a bad pun. ;)
This has gone a different direction than I thought it would go...
If you can't love yourself...
Quote from: ConanEdo on May 18, 2014, 12:37:53 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 18, 2014, 12:30:59 AM
Quote from: cltrn81 on May 18, 2014, 12:29:14 AM
A lot of TMI up in here
I clicked on this thread expecting not this.... I was rather unpleasantly surprised. So here's my questions, why are you guys so open about all this?
Open about what? Dick jokes? Have you met males before?
It reminds me of RWJ.
"Blah blah blah dick joke blah dick joke blah blah"
Quote from: ConanEdo on May 18, 2014, 12:37:53 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 18, 2014, 12:30:59 AM
Quote from: cltrn81 on May 18, 2014, 12:29:14 AM
A lot of TMI up in here
I clicked on this thread expecting not this.... I was rather unpleasantly surprised. So here's my questions, why are you guys so open about all this?
Open about what? Dick jokes? Have you met males before?
I have but the majority of males I know are a bit more polite it seems.
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 18, 2014, 12:44:27 AM
Quote from: ConanEdo on May 18, 2014, 12:37:53 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 18, 2014, 12:30:59 AM
Quote from: cltrn81 on May 18, 2014, 12:29:14 AM
A lot of TMI up in here
I clicked on this thread expecting not this.... I was rather unpleasantly surprised. So here's my questions, why are you guys so open about all this?
Open about what? Dick jokes? Have you met males before?
I have but the majority of males I know are a bit more polite it seems.
Well if you tell a 'dick joke' it isn't really basing on how polite you are. Or if you are more polite then people who don't tell them. It is more to show a state of relaxation in an environment that is without prejudice. In essence, a dick joke is a compliment.
Unless you use it everywhere, I which I will promptly slap you.
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 18, 2014, 12:47:07 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 18, 2014, 12:44:27 AM
Quote from: ConanEdo on May 18, 2014, 12:37:53 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 18, 2014, 12:30:59 AM
Quote from: cltrn81 on May 18, 2014, 12:29:14 AM
A lot of TMI up in here
I clicked on this thread expecting not this.... I was rather unpleasantly surprised. So here's my questions, why are you guys so open about all this?
Open about what? Dick jokes? Have you met males before?
I have but the majority of males I know are a bit more polite it seems.
Well if you tell a 'dick joke' it isn't really basing on how polite you are. Or if you are more polite then people who don't tell them. It is more to show a state of relaxation in an enviornment
Hmmm. Ok. By polite I guess I meant they just didn't do that around me. But thanks for the clarification
Sorry I didn't quite finish that yet, I have a parting thought on it. In the same way that they use it to employ a sense of relaxation, if they don't do it around you, it could also be because they respect you enough that they don't want you to see them make a very crude joke. There are two sides to the coin.
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 18, 2014, 12:48:11 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 18, 2014, 12:47:07 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 18, 2014, 12:44:27 AM
Quote from: ConanEdo on May 18, 2014, 12:37:53 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on May 18, 2014, 12:30:59 AM
Quote from: cltrn81 on May 18, 2014, 12:29:14 AM
A lot of TMI up in here
I clicked on this thread expecting not this.... I was rather unpleasantly surprised. So here's my questions, why are you guys so open about all this?
Open about what? Dick jokes? Have you met males before?
I have but the majority of males I know are a bit more polite it seems.
Well if you tell a 'dick joke' it isn't really basing on how polite you are. Or if you are more polite then people who don't tell them. It is more to show a state of relaxation in an enviornment
Hmmm. Ok. By polite I guess I meant they just didn't do that around me. But thanks for the clarification
If I tell a dick joke, it's because I expect enough people around me will know its a joke. I'm very polite, but around friends I could be considered volger. That's why, for the most part I keep it between friends. I see people on this forum as friends, so... Dick jokes!
My theory was right?! HORRAY!!!
Quote from: ConanEdo on May 18, 2014, 12:53:13 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 18, 2014, 12:51:39 AM
Sorry I didn't quite finish that yet, I have a parting thought on it. In the same way that they use it to employ a sense of relaxation, if they don't do it around you, it could also be because they respect you enough that they don't want you to see them make a very crude joke. There are two sides to the coin.
In my personal experience, women don't appreciate dick jokes.
Yeah I always see that they miss the point, if you know what I mean.
I am in church for my little brother's baptism reading this....the pastor is giving me a weird look while i laugh my a$$ off.
Dick Insult:
Your dick is so small it got lost in string theory!
"What's the difference between your dick and your jokes? Nobody laughs at your jokes."
This link is amusing. http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j87s4/what_is_the_dirtiest_insult_youve_ever_heard/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j87s4/what_is_the_dirtiest_insult_youve_ever_heard/)
"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke."
Quote from: ConanEdo on May 18, 2014, 12:53:13 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 18, 2014, 12:51:39 AM
Sorry I didn't quite finish that yet, I have a parting thought on it. In the same way that they use it to employ a sense of relaxation, if they don't do it around you, it could also be because they respect you enough that they don't want you to see them make a very crude joke. There are two sides to the coin.
In my personal experience, women don't appreciate dick jokes.
I appreciate most puns, regardless of topic. I had a major LOL while reading this thread.
Here's another on:
Do deaf people have rhythm?
Quote from: The FullMetal Alchemist on May 18, 2014, 11:47:57 AM
"What's the difference between your dick and your jokes? Nobody laughs at your jokes."
This link is amusing. http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j87s4/what_is_the_dirtiest_insult_youve_ever_heard/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j87s4/what_is_the_dirtiest_insult_youve_ever_heard/)
OMG!!! I am duty reading this. I think I'm going to be up the rest of the night, I'm laughing so hard!!!
I would think a deaf person could. I mean vibrations from say a speaker give off bass and they're deaf not dead and all rhythm is, technically, would be the bass.
Now I have one: If the sun were closer (presuming we wouldn't all die from the immense heat and extra gravitation forces) how long would the day be? Lets say its simply 5,000,000km closer.
We would still die. Mass radiation, calamities, potential death of all electronics...