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Title: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Stromack on March 22, 2014, 03:17:52 PM
They're all drunk and looking to fight. Who is victorious?

My money- the polar bear
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: MarduArrow on March 22, 2014, 03:18:45 PM
Polar bear
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on March 22, 2014, 03:19:57 PM
The one with a gun
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: AdamS on March 22, 2014, 03:22:55 PM
the tiger
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Piotr on March 22, 2014, 05:12:18 PM
Quote from: Death, the Kid on March 22, 2014, 03:19:57 PM
The one with a gun

I'm told when you posess a gun you are more likely to die ^^
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: MarduArrow on March 22, 2014, 08:22:27 PM
Quote from: Piotr on March 22, 2014, 05:12:18 PM
Quote from: Death, the Kid on March 22, 2014, 03:19:57 PM
The one with a gun

I'm told when you posess a gun you are more likely to die ^^

Within 24 feet: knife > gun
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on March 22, 2014, 09:27:36 PM
Quote from: Piotr on March 22, 2014, 05:12:18 PM
Quote from: Death, the Kid on March 22, 2014, 03:19:57 PM
The one with a gun

I'm told when you posess a gun you are more likely to die ^^
But you can still a few people with it first more than likely
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on March 22, 2014, 09:49:34 PM
I'm voting tiger. they'd all suck if they were drunk. But the tiger would probably do the best
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Walkhard on March 22, 2014, 10:10:47 PM
Always go with bears, wins the vanilla test.
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Apathy Reactor on March 22, 2014, 11:41:27 PM
Quote from: S717 on March 22, 2014, 08:22:27 PM
Quote from: Piotr on March 22, 2014, 05:12:18 PM
Quote from: Death, the Kid on March 22, 2014, 03:19:57 PM
The one with a gun

I'm told when you posess a gun you are more likely to die ^^

Within 24 feet: knife > gun
i disagree
between 24 feet and 3 feet: Shotgun > Knife
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on March 22, 2014, 11:42:31 PM
Quote from: Walkhard on March 22, 2014, 10:10:47 PM
Always go with bears, wins the vanilla test.
But they're drunk. So its not vanilla
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: MisterJH on March 22, 2014, 11:45:27 PM
Quote from: S717 on March 22, 2014, 08:22:27 PM
Quote from: Piotr on March 22, 2014, 05:12:18 PM
Quote from: Death, the Kid on March 22, 2014, 03:19:57 PM
The one with a gun

I'm told when you posess a gun you are more likely to die ^^

Within 24 feet: knife > gun
Based on what logic? Pretty much outside of two feet id rather have a gun, and within 24 feet well.. Isnt that a perfect range to just shoot someone? Like thats too good to be true
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Apathy Reactor on March 22, 2014, 11:46:49 PM
Quote from: MisterJH on March 22, 2014, 11:45:27 PM
Quote from: S717 on March 22, 2014, 08:22:27 PM
Quote from: Piotr on March 22, 2014, 05:12:18 PM
Quote from: Death, the Kid on March 22, 2014, 03:19:57 PM
The one with a gun

I'm told when you posess a gun you are more likely to die ^^

Within 24 feet: knife > gun
Based on what logic? Pretty much outside of two feet id rather have a gun, and within 24 feet well.. Isnt that a perfect range to just shoot someone? Like thats too good to be true
maybe a drunk man with a gun versus a ninja with a very large knife, but in any other case i also find this to be highly illogical.
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: MuggyWuggy on March 23, 2014, 12:02:32 AM
I'm not saying its aliens but.....



It's aliens.
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on March 23, 2014, 12:04:17 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on March 22, 2014, 11:46:49 PM
Quote from: MisterJH on March 22, 2014, 11:45:27 PM
Quote from: S717 on March 22, 2014, 08:22:27 PM
Quote from: Piotr on March 22, 2014, 05:12:18 PM
Quote from: Death, the Kid on March 22, 2014, 03:19:57 PM
The one with a gun

I'm told when you posess a gun you are more likely to die ^^

Within 24 feet: knife > gun
Based on what logic? Pretty much outside of two feet id rather have a gun, and within 24 feet well.. Isnt that a perfect range to just shoot someone? Like thats too good to be true
maybe a drunk man with a gun versus a ninja with a very large knife, but in any other case i also find this to be highly illogical.
Am I the Ninja?
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Apathy Reactor on March 23, 2014, 12:09:40 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on March 23, 2014, 12:04:17 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on March 22, 2014, 11:46:49 PM
Quote from: MisterJH on March 22, 2014, 11:45:27 PM
Quote from: S717 on March 22, 2014, 08:22:27 PM
Quote from: Piotr on March 22, 2014, 05:12:18 PM
Quote from: Death, the Kid on March 22, 2014, 03:19:57 PM
The one with a gun

I'm told when you posess a gun you are more likely to die ^^

Within 24 feet: knife > gun
Based on what logic? Pretty much outside of two feet id rather have a gun, and within 24 feet well.. Isnt that a perfect range to just shoot someone? Like thats too good to be true
maybe a drunk man with a gun versus a ninja with a very large knife, but in any other case i also find this to be highly illogical.
Am I the Ninja?
as long as im not the drunk guy
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on March 23, 2014, 12:10:58 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on March 23, 2014, 12:09:40 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on March 23, 2014, 12:04:17 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on March 22, 2014, 11:46:49 PM
Quote from: MisterJH on March 22, 2014, 11:45:27 PM
Quote from: S717 on March 22, 2014, 08:22:27 PM
Quote from: Piotr on March 22, 2014, 05:12:18 PM
Quote from: Death, the Kid on March 22, 2014, 03:19:57 PM
The one with a gun
You can be the Bartender
I'm told when you posess a gun you are more likely to die ^^

Within 24 feet: knife > gun
Based on what logic? Pretty much outside of two feet id rather have a gun, and within 24 feet well.. Isnt that a perfect range to just shoot someone? Like thats too good to be true
maybe a drunk man with a gun versus a ninja with a very large knife, but in any other case i also find this to be highly illogical.
Am I the Ninja?
as long as im not the drunk guy
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Apathy Reactor on March 23, 2014, 12:14:09 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on March 23, 2014, 12:10:58 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on March 23, 2014, 12:09:40 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on March 23, 2014, 12:04:17 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on March 22, 2014, 11:46:49 PM
Quote from: MisterJH on March 22, 2014, 11:45:27 PM
Quote from: S717 on March 22, 2014, 08:22:27 PM
Quote from: Piotr on March 22, 2014, 05:12:18 PM
Quote from: Death, the Kid on March 22, 2014, 03:19:57 PM
The one with a gun
I'm told when you posess a gun you are more likely to die ^^

Within 24 feet: knife > gun
Based on what logic? Pretty much outside of two feet id rather have a gun, and within 24 feet well.. Isnt that a perfect range to just shoot someone? Like thats too good to be true
maybe a drunk man with a gun versus a ninja with a very large knife, but in any other case i also find this to be highly illogical.
Am I the Ninja?
as long as im not the drunk guy
You can be the Bartender
Fixed it
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: MarduArrow on March 23, 2014, 12:21:56 AM
Quote from: MisterJH on March 22, 2014, 11:45:27 PM
Quote from: S717 on March 22, 2014, 08:22:27 PM
Quote from: Piotr on March 22, 2014, 05:12:18 PM
Quote from: Death, the Kid on March 22, 2014, 03:19:57 PM
The one with a gun

I'm told when you posess a gun you are more likely to die ^^

Within 24 feet: knife > gun
Based on what logic? Pretty much outside of two feet id rather have a gun, and within 24 feet well.. Isnt that a perfect range to just shoot someone? Like thats too good to be true

If someone is charging at you with a knife within 24 feet they will be plunging it into your chest within the time it takes for you to perceive the threat, aim, and fire your gun. They tested it on Mythbusters
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: MisterJH on March 23, 2014, 12:23:43 AM
Maybe the average person, thank the lord for basic gunsmanship and the reaction time of an athlete ;) ill be willing to test that with you as long as you put me in your will
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Apathy Reactor on March 23, 2014, 12:25:18 AM
Quote from: S717 on March 23, 2014, 12:21:56 AM
Quote from: MisterJH on March 22, 2014, 11:45:27 PM
Quote from: S717 on March 22, 2014, 08:22:27 PM
Quote from: Piotr on March 22, 2014, 05:12:18 PM
Quote from: Death, the Kid on March 22, 2014, 03:19:57 PM
The one with a gun

I'm told when you posess a gun you are more likely to die ^^

Within 24 feet: knife > gun
Based on what logic? Pretty much outside of two feet id rather have a gun, and within 24 feet well.. Isnt that a perfect range to just shoot someone? Like thats too good to be true

If someone is charging at you with a knife within 24 feet they will be plunging it into your chest within the time it takes for you to perceive the threat, aim, and fire your gun. They tested it on Mythbusters
but you know what? even if i cant get my gun up, im gonna blow their fuggin genetalia out their backside when they get to me.
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on March 23, 2014, 12:26:21 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on March 23, 2014, 12:25:18 AM
Quote from: S717 on March 23, 2014, 12:21:56 AM
Quote from: MisterJH on March 22, 2014, 11:45:27 PM
Quote from: S717 on March 22, 2014, 08:22:27 PM
Quote from: Piotr on March 22, 2014, 05:12:18 PM
Quote from: Death, the Kid on March 22, 2014, 03:19:57 PM
The one with a gun

I'm told when you posess a gun you are more likely to die ^^

Within 24 feet: knife > gun
Based on what logic? Pretty much outside of two feet id rather have a gun, and within 24 feet well.. Isnt that a perfect range to just shoot someone? Like thats too good to be true

If someone is charging at you with a knife within 24 feet they will be plunging it into your chest within the time it takes for you to perceive the threat, aim, and fire your gun. They tested it on Mythbusters
but you know what? even if i cant get my gun up, im gonna blow their fuggin genetalia out their backside when they get to me.
Well that's nice...
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Apathy Reactor on March 23, 2014, 12:26:58 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on March 23, 2014, 12:26:21 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on March 23, 2014, 12:25:18 AM
Quote from: S717 on March 23, 2014, 12:21:56 AM
Quote from: MisterJH on March 22, 2014, 11:45:27 PM
Quote from: S717 on March 22, 2014, 08:22:27 PM
Quote from: Piotr on March 22, 2014, 05:12:18 PM
Quote from: Death, the Kid on March 22, 2014, 03:19:57 PM
The one with a gun

I'm told when you posess a gun you are more likely to die ^^

Within 24 feet: knife > gun
Based on what logic? Pretty much outside of two feet id rather have a gun, and within 24 feet well.. Isnt that a perfect range to just shoot someone? Like thats too good to be true

If someone is charging at you with a knife within 24 feet they will be plunging it into your chest within the time it takes for you to perceive the threat, aim, and fire your gun. They tested it on Mythbusters
but you know what? even if i cant get my gun up, im gonna blow their fuggin genetalia out their backside when they get to me.
Well that's nice...
EVERYBODY DIES.
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on March 23, 2014, 12:27:35 AM
Oh god what have I started
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on March 23, 2014, 12:28:03 AM
Quote from: Death, the Kid on March 23, 2014, 12:27:35 AM
Oh god what have I started
Something beautiful
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Apathy Reactor on March 23, 2014, 12:28:56 AM
Quote from: Death, the Kid on March 23, 2014, 12:27:35 AM
Oh god what have I started
THEY ALL JUMP ONTO THE ONE ON THEIR LEFT AND RIP OUT THEIR JUGULARS WITH THEIR CANINES. EVERYBODY DIES. THE END.
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: MisterJH on March 23, 2014, 12:29:51 AM
Everybody dance now!
Bum-bumbum-bumbum

Oonce oonce
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Apathy Reactor on March 23, 2014, 12:32:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc&feature=kp
i felt the need to do this.
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Piotr on March 23, 2014, 03:50:49 AM
Quote from: S717 on March 23, 2014, 12:21:56 AM
Quote from: MisterJH on March 22, 2014, 11:45:27 PM
Quote from: S717 on March 22, 2014, 08:22:27 PM
Quote from: Piotr on March 22, 2014, 05:12:18 PM
Quote from: Death, the Kid on March 22, 2014, 03:19:57 PM
The one with a gun

I'm told when you posess a gun you are more likely to die ^^

Within 24 feet: knife > gun
Based on what logic? Pretty much outside of two feet id rather have a gun, and within 24 feet well.. Isnt that a perfect range to just shoot someone? Like thats too good to be true

If someone is charging at you with a knife within 24 feet they will be plunging it into your chest within the time it takes for you to perceive the threat, aim, and fire your gun. They tested it on Mythbusters

Knife proven to be more powerful than gun*, well done Mythbusters.

* If you are blind and they are charging at you from behind. Also, gun less powerful than knife if not loaded or left at home. Lol.
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Spencer Addington on March 23, 2014, 04:17:32 AM
Back on topic... Lion because glorious mane > everything
Title: Re: Tiger vs polar bear vs lion
Post by: Coffee Vampire on March 23, 2014, 10:43:09 AM
Is the lion male or female?