Post some ideas you've had for cards too overpowered to be printed. Creative names for the cards are welcomed!
Here's one of mine:
Phyrexian Infinity Pool
CMC (converted mana cost) WUBRG
Legendary Artifact
Oracle text:
Activated abilities of permanents you control now have Phyrexian channeling. (As you activate an ability of a permanent you control, you may pay 2 life. If you do, they produce one mana of any color in addition to their original ability. Paying the life makes that activated ability of that permanent a mana ability until end of turn.)
Butts
CMC (converted mana cost) UU
Legendary Artifact
Oracle text:
Permanents you control now have butts. (Poop comes from there. Also farts.)
Uhhh what?
Someone's come down with a bad case of Butts Disease.
.
Woooooooooow..........
Spark of Starscream
CMC RWB
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is indestructible, hex proof, first strike, flying, unblockable and can be untapped and removed from combat.
Sacrifice enchanted creature: you may remove Spark of Starscream from enchanted creature and attach it to another target creature.
Hehe all the transformer references. 😝😝
Blade of Eternal Rule (3)
Legendary Artifact - Equipment. (Mythic Rare)
Equipped creature gets +2/+2, flying, first strike, deathtouch, and lifelink.
When you equip Blade of Eternal Rule to a creature you control, destroy up to three target permanents. They can't be regenerated.
Equip - Pay 3 life, then sacrifice a permanent.
(Flavor text-) Only the most powerful can rule. Those who wish to rule forever must pay the price.
Quote from: XFatal on March 29, 2012, 02:54:30 PM
Blade of Eternal Rule (3)
Legendary Artifact - Equipment. (Mythic Rare)
Equipped creature gets +2/+2, flying, first strike, deathtouch, and lifelink.
When you equip Blade of Eternal Rule to a creature you control, destroy up to three target permanents. They can't be regenerated.
Equip - Pay 3 life, then sacrifice a permanent.
(Flavor text-) Only the most powerful can rule. Those who wish to rule forever must pay the price.
I got shivers.
My Life for Yours
Legendary Enchantment - Aura
10WW
Enchant Legendary Creature
Enchanted creature has shroud.
When My Life For Yours enters the battlefield put a 10/10 Spirit Warrior creature with Defender, flying and hexproof and "On your upkeep put a +1/+1 as long as enchanted creature remains on the battlefield." and "When enchanted creature dies this creature loses Defender and must attack each turn if able.
God
Legendary Creature - Supermegabadass
CMC - 0
God is invincible (he has all abilities if every card) When God enters the battlefield add infinite mana to your mana pool in any combination of colors. God never becomes tapped under any circumstances.
P/T - Infinite/Infinite
Flavor text - Bow down to me BITCHIZ!!!!!!
CVC 3GGG
Force of Reckoning
Legendary Creature - Avatar
Trample, Hexproof
If a spell would counter a creature spell you control, instead the spell resolves and you may have Force of Reckoning enter the battlefeild with 3 Divinity counters.
Remove a Divinity Counter from Force of Reckoning: Place a divinity counter on target creature you control and search your library for a forest put it into the battlefeild tapped.
Creatures with divinity counters have power and toughness equal to the number of forests you control, hexproof, and Trample, for as long as Force of Reckoning remains on the battlefeild.
It That Never Slumbers (5)BBB
Legendary Creature - Spirit Demon
(Mythic Rare)
Deathtouch, Flying, Protection from green and from white
When It That Never Slumbers enters the battlefield, each player's life total becomes 5.
Players can't gain life.
When It That Never Slumbers is out into a graveyard from anywhere, put it onto the battlefield under your control.
If It That Never Slumbers would be removed from the game, target player loses the game at the beginning of his or her next end step.
7/7
(Even More) Forced Worship
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WWWWWWWWWW
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Legendary Tribal Arcane Instant (mythic rare)
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Target player loses the game, unless that player bows down to you and repeats the words "I am not worthy" exactly 3 times.
Flashback: 0
Whenever (Even More) Forced Worship is cast from a graveyard, do not exile it. Instead, put it back into its owner's graveyard.
At All Costs
5BBUU
Sorcery
Exile all nonland permanents under your control. At All Costs deals damage to target player equal to the converted mana costs of all cards exiled this way.
"Sacrifice is a small price to pay for ultimate power."
I am enjoying these....keep em comin. *but cltrn81 why don't you post one?.......cuz I'm lazy that's why.
Hello kitty, avenger of lost mana
Cmc PPP ( yes pink)
Planeswalker - hewwo kitteh
-1 hello kitty destroys 3 non-pink permanents. Does not target.
+2 target opponent Must give you a taco. They pay all costs to aqquire the taco.
-7 You gain an emblem that says "creatures you control are pink and get +5/+5 and have protection from non-pink sources.
3 loyalty counters
And jester now gets tacoes
Broken, huh? Okay.
No
Instant
CMC: U
Kicker: 2 Phyrexian blue mana
Counter target spell. If this spell was kicked, choose one: Return target creature to its owner's hand; or look at target opponent's hand.
Flashback: 1 Phyrexian Blue mana
Quote from: Tetsomori on March 29, 2012, 05:41:05 PM
Hello kitty, avenger of lost mana
Cmc PPP ( yes pink)
Planeswalker - hewwo kitteh
-1 hello kitty destroys 3 non-pink permanents. Does not target.
+2 target opponent Must give you a taco. They pay all costs to aqquire the taco.
-7 You gain an emblem that says "creatures you control are pink and get +5/+5 and have protection from non-pink sources.
3 loyalty counters
And jester now gets tacoes
Three Cheers for Tacos!!
you want broken? I got your broken right here!
Jester's Veto
Instant
2XPhyrexian U
Split Second
Exile Target Spell. If target spell was exiled this way search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as that card and tear them into at least five pieces. Then that player shuffles his or her library.
You may play Jester's Veto from anywhere, including exile, and your sideboard.
If you cast Jester's Veto from your library, shuffle your library afterwards.
You may discard a blue card rather than pay Jester's Veto's casting cost.
"I said NO!" -BlackJester
Jebus
Cmc W
Enchant player aura
Jebus deals 5 damage to enchanted player anytime they tap a permanent.
This is truley op
Quote from: BlackJester on March 29, 2012, 06:26:50 PM
you want broken? I got your broken right here!
Jester's Veto
Instant
2XPhyrexian U
Split Second
Exile Target Spell. If target spell was exiled this way search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as that card and tear them into at least five pieces. Then that player shuffles his or her library.
You may play Jester's Veto from anywhere, including exile, and your sideboard.
If you cast Jester's Veto from your library, shuffle your library afterwards.
You may discard a blue card rather than pay Jester's Veto's casting cost.
"I said NO!" -BlackJester
Hurray for cards that make you tear cards!!
Quote from: BlackJester on March 29, 2012, 06:26:50 PM
you want broken? I got your broken right here!
Jester's Veto
Instant
2XPhyrexian U
Split Second
Exile Target Spell. If target spell was exiled this way search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as that card and tear them into at least five pieces. Then that player shuffles his or her library.
You may play Jester's Veto from anywhere, including exile, and your sideboard.
If you cast Jester's Veto from your library, shuffle your library afterwards.
You may discard a blue card rather than pay Jester's Veto's casting cost.
"I said NO!" -BlackJester
How much money you want for it?
It's free, provided you are the chosen one and pull it from the stone.
I'm trying to get a playset.
Quote from: BlackJester on March 29, 2012, 07:16:17 PM
It's free, provided you are the chosen one and pull it from the stone.
I'm trying to get a playset.
Where's the stone? I would love to give it a shot!
The Will to Live (2) WWW
Legendary Enchantment - Aura (Mythic Rare)
Enchant Creature
When The Will to Live enters the battlefield, you gain 10 life.
Enchanted Creature gets +3/+3, has Hexproof, is Indestructible, and has "W: Regenerate this creature."
Totem Armor
When The Will to Live leaves play, you gain 8 life, then get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain 3 life."
Shepard, biotic tech soldier guy
CMC reaper blood and RU
Legendary Soldier
Shepard, biotic tech soldier guy, has protection from everything except whorish asaris.
If anything would cause Shepard, biotic tech soldier guy, to leave the battlefield, that players controller may choose between kicking someone through a window or giving someone a hug. If it's controller chose to kick someone through a window, you gain renegade points and may put any card from your hand onto the battlefield without paying its mana cost. If its controller chose to hug someone, you gain an emblem which states "I like little boys and own an ice cream truck." Whenever a player draws a card, you must say this phrase.
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on March 29, 2012, 05:08:01 PM
(Even More) Forced Worship
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WWWWWWWWWW
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Legendary Tribal Arcane Instant (mythic rare)
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Target player loses the game, unless that player bows down to you and repeats the words "I am not worthy" exactly 3 times.
Flashback: 0
Whenever (Even More) Forced Worship is cast from a graveyard, do not exile it. Instead, put it back into its owner's graveyard.
No splice onto arcane ability? ... Darn
Exalek, Destroyer of Ages (3)RB
Planeswalker - Exalek (Mythic Rare)
[+1] Destroy up to 3 nonland permanents. They can't be regenerated. Creatures you control are indestructible until end of turn.
[-1] Target player loses life equal to half of his or her life total, rounded down. This loss of life can't be prevented.
[-5] Remove Exalek, Destroyer of Ages from the game, then destroy all permanents target player controls. Put them onto the battlefield under your control. You get an emblem with "Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player loses 5 life."
[3]
Avarice, the Final Judgement.
Legendary creature- dragon avatar
CMC 0
Avarice, the Final Judgement, is indestructible, hexproof, haste, and counters cannot be placed on it.
When Avarice, the Final Judgement enters the battlefield, destroy all non land permanents. They cannot be regenerated.
At the end of your turn, sacrifice Avarice, the Final Judgement.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay RBUGW. If you do, return Avarice, the Final Judgement, from your graveyard to te battlefield.
Insolence will not be tolerated. Only swift justice. And mine is the only true sword.
7/7
I'm having quite a bit of fun with these.
Limne, Parasite of Death BBBB
Legendary Creature - Zombie Sliver Horror
First Strike, Deathtouch, Shroud
Limne, Parasite of Death is unblockable.
When Limne, Parasite of Death deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls. It can't be regenerated.
When Limne leaves play, destroy all nonland permanents. They can't be regenerated. (This effect can remove indestructible creatures from play.)
You may cast Limne, Parasite of Death from your graveyard. If you do, sacrifice a permanent as an additional cost to cast Limne.
[4/4]
Bwug, the Hater Skater // BWUG
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Nothing
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Bwug, the Hater Skater does not count as a permanent of any kind, and cannot be countered.
Flash
Defender
Flying, hexproof
If any source would deal damage to Bwug, the Hater Skater, you gain that much life.
Envelope (If any source would deal damage to you, it is dealt to Bwug, the Hater Skater instead. This damage is not redirected. If any source an opponent controls would target you, it targets Bwug, the Skater Hater instead.)
If the game would restart, Bwug, the Skater Hater stays in play under no one's control and loses envelope. At the beginning of your next upkeep you regain control of Bwug, the Skater Hater and it gains envelope.
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0/9,001
You feelin lucky, Punk?
Instant
CMC 2U
Search your library for all non-land permanents and seperate them into three piles at random. Target opponent shuffles each pile. Target player reveals the top card of each pile. If two or more cards are creatures and share a creature type, put all creatures in all piles onto the battlefield this way. If two or more cards are artifacts or enchantments and share a converted mana cost, put all artifacts or enchantments in all piles onto the battlefield if they share the same card type.
Shuffle all remaining cards back into players library.
"It's just the luck of the draw"
Drasko, the Last to Fall (2)WR
Legendary Creature - Human Knight (Mythic Rare)
First Strike, Flanking
Drasko is indestructible is long as there are other creatures on the battlefield.
When there are no other creatures on the battlefield, Drasko gets +4/+4, Double Strike, Lifelink, and Vigilance.
If an effect would cause Drasko to leave play, shuffle it into it's owner's library instead.
[4/4]
"They always told me to prove myself. The time to do it is now."
Saint Traft's Edict
(1) colorless
Legendary Artifact
Flash
Shroud
Oracle text: Permanents cannot be sacrificed or exiled.
Flavor text: Thy will be done.
Quote from: cltrn81 on March 30, 2012, 03:18:37 PM
Saint Traft's Edict
(1) colorless
Legendary Artifact
Shroud
Oracle text: Permanents cannot be sacrificed or exiled.
Flavor text: Thy will be done.
Bye-bye {Sundial of the Infinite}, hullo this badboy! Would an edict really be an arti though? Hmmm...
Quote from: BlackJester on March 30, 2012, 03:21:45 PM
Quote from: cltrn81 on March 30, 2012, 03:18:37 PM
Saint Traft's Edict
(1) colorless
Legendary Artifact
Shroud
Oracle text: Permanents cannot be sacrificed or exiled.
Flavor text: Thy will be done.
Bye-bye {Sundial of the Infinite}, hullo this badboy! Would an edict really be an arti though? Hmmm...
I was thinkin of calling is Saint Traft's Staff but an Edict could be something written and therefore meet the criteria of an artifact. {Vensers journal} for example
Quote from: cltrn81 on March 30, 2012, 03:25:52 PM
I was thinkin of calling is Saint Traft's Staff but an Edict could be something written and therefore meet the criteria of an artifact. {Vensers journal} for example
Saint Traft's Staff sounds pretty dirty. LOL I know what you're driving at, but it feels similar to a decree or law. ({Decree of Savagery}, {Diabolic Edict}, or {Chainer's Edict} are all what I'm basing this on.) None of this really matters, though. I still love it.
Quote from: BlackJester on March 30, 2012, 03:30:44 PM
Quote from: cltrn81 on March 30, 2012, 03:25:52 PM
I was thinkin of calling is Saint Traft's Staff but an Edict could be something written and therefore meet the criteria of an artifact. {Vensers journal} for example
Saint Traft's Staff sounds pretty dirty. LOL I know what you're driving at, but it feels similar to a decree or law. ({Decree of Savagery}, {Diabolic Edict}, or {Chainer's Edict} are all what I'm basing this on.) None of this really matters, though. I still love it.
Heehee, Saint Trafts Staff! In other words, the 💩 of Saint Traft!! Or...*insert creepy smile that suggests dirty references here*
Quote from: BlackJester on March 30, 2012, 03:30:44 PM
Quote from: cltrn81 on March 30, 2012, 03:25:52 PM
I was thinkin of calling is Saint Traft's Staff but an Edict could be something written and therefore meet the criteria of an artifact. {Vensers journal} for example
Saint Traft's Staff sounds pretty dirty. LOL I know what you're driving at, but it feels similar to a decree or law. ({Decree of Savagery}, {Diabolic Edict}, or {Chainer's Edict} are all what I'm basing this on.) None of this really matters, though. I still love it.
I just added Flash so I can give a big FU to {swords of plowshares}
Hidden tower of destruction. Cmc 4 colorless
Artifact.
8 tap: hidden tower of destruction deals 12 damage to target creature or player
Flavor text:
The phyrexians never knew what hit them
Quote from: Greg54js on March 30, 2012, 03:50:32 PM
Hidden tower of destruction. Cmc 4 colorless
Artifact.
8 tap: hidden tower of destruction deals 12 damage to target creature or player
Flavor text:
The phyrexians never knew what hit them
LOL a fixed {Tower of Calamities}!
Quote from: BlackJester on March 30, 2012, 03:52:20 PM
Quote from: Greg54js on March 30, 2012, 03:50:32 PM
Hidden tower of destruction. Cmc 4 colorless
Artifact.
8 tap: hidden tower of destruction deals 12 damage to target creature or player
Flavor text:
The phyrexians never knew what hit them
LOL a fixed {Tower of Calamities}!
Finally!!
All Will Be Forgotten (3)WWGG
Tribal instant - Praetor (Mythic Rare)
All Will Be Forgotten can't be countered.
When you cast All Will Be Forgotten, each Player's life total becomes 1.
Exile all permanents, then exile all cards from all graveyards from all libraries. You get an emblem with "Players don't lose the game as a result of being unable to draw a card."
Remove All Will Be Forgotten with three time counters on it.
If any player has no cards in their hand, they lose the game.
Timelord
CMC UUU
4/4
When TimeLord enters the battlefield, you may suspend any number of target permanents. Each of these permanents gets 3 suspend counters on them.
U: Put a time counter on target permanent that is suspended.
UUU: Suspend target permanent and place three time counters on them.
"He who watches the clock can always stay in control of themselves"
( ever since timespiral came out and {time bender} was used in my control decks, I always thought that there should be a big bro for time bender.)
Quote from: Quackmaster5 on March 30, 2012, 05:49:00 PM
Timelord
CMC UUU
4/4
When TimeLord enters the battlefield, you may suspend any number of target permanents. Each of these permanents gets 3 suspend counters on them.
U: Put a time counter on target permanent that is suspended.
UUU: Suspend target permanent and place three time counters on them.
"He who watches the clock can always stay in control of themselves"
( ever since timespiral came out and {time bender} was used in my control decks, I always thought that there should be a big bro for time bender.)
ALLONS-Y!
Huh?
Also another card I tought of a while ago.
Tree of the Ever Growth
CMC 5GGG
Legendary creature - fungus
4/7
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on each fungus you control.
Remove three spore counters: put two 1/1 green saproling creature tokens into play.
Sacrifice a saproling: Put two 1/1 Green saproling creature tokens into play.
( I realized that this would create infinite tokens and therefore would NEVER happen. Even though my fungus deck would LOVE IT!!!!!)
Not really OP, but awhile back kiki wanted me to make a PW for him, so I made that and another little surprise. Crappy I know, but tell me what u think.
http://screencast.com/t/XqziF9Po8A
http://screencast.com/t/d5HgeQuZd
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on March 30, 2012, 11:37:59 PM
Not really OP, but awhile back kiki wanted me to make a PW for him, so I made that and another little surprise. Crappy I know, but tell me what u think.
http://screencast.com/t/XqziF9Po8A
http://screencast.com/t/d5HgeQuZd
I like it. Make it lose 1&gain 1
Quote from: Quackmaster5 on March 30, 2012, 11:26:23 PM
Huh?
Also another card I tought of a while ago.
Tree of the Ever Growth
CMC 5GGG
Legendary creature - fungus
4/7
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on each fungus you control.
Remove three spore counters: put two 1/1 green saproling creature tokens into play.
Sacrifice a saproling: Put two 1/1 Green saproling creature tokens into play.
( I realized that this would create infinite tokens and therefore would NEVER happen. Even though my fungus deck would LOVE IT!!!!!)
I guess nerdoms don't cross over. On the very popular scifi show Doctor Who, the titular character is from a species called the Time Lords. He says the phrase "ALLONS-Y" often
Quote from: Nobbert on March 30, 2012, 11:51:07 PM
Quote from: Quackmaster5 on March 30, 2012, 11:26:23 PM
Huh?
Also another card I tought of a while ago.
Tree of the Ever Growth
CMC 5GGG
Legendary creature - fungus
4/7
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on each fungus you control.
Remove three spore counters: put two 1/1 green saproling creature tokens into play.
Sacrifice a saproling: Put two 1/1 Green saproling creature tokens into play.
( I realized that this would create infinite tokens and therefore would NEVER happen. Even though my fungus deck would LOVE IT!!!!!)
I guess nerdoms don't cross over. On the very popular scifi show Doctor Who, the titular character is from a species called the Time Lords. He says the phrase "ALLONS-Y" often
Got it! I've never watched the show before. But good to know. I just loved the concept of what the Time Lord could do. It would be like blinking, but even more annoying.
Quote from: BlackJester on March 30, 2012, 03:52:20 PM
Quote from: Greg54js on March 30, 2012, 03:50:32 PM
Hidden tower of destruction. Cmc 4 colorless
Artifact.
8 tap: hidden tower of destruction deals 12 damage to target creature or player
Flavor text:
The phyrexians never knew what hit them
LOL a fixed {Tower of Calamities}!
That was the point ;)
Dark Punishment UUBB
Tribal Sorcery - Sliver (Mythic Rare)
Put a 5/5 Sliver Horror creature token onto the battlefield for each permanent target player controls. They have "Sliver creatures get +1/+1."
If Dark Punishment was cast from a graveyard, put twice that many tokens onto the battlefield instead, then lose 8 life and put the top 10 cards of your library into your graveyard.
Flashback - Pay 5 life.
CMC: 5 (colorless)
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Take It, You're a Big Boy
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Legendary Enchantment
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You have no maximum hand size.
Whenever you would take damage, instead you may reveil a creature card from your hand and have it take the damage instead. Afterwards, exile it.
Inevitable End
CMC (5) colorless
Tribal Instant - Eldrazi
Oracle text:
If Inevitable End is countered, search your library for an Eldrazi card and cast it without paying its mana cost.
Target player sacrifices X permanents of each type where X is the total toughness of all Eldrazi in play.
If Inevitable End would put into a graveyard from anywhere or exiled, instead shuffle it and your graveyard into your library.
"None shall stop their rein."
Lol that's broken
Lol yeah. Had to post something Eldrazi to go with how ridiculous those creatures are. I wanted something like a one-person {All is Dust} but worse. Mission accomplished 😉
Tim, the original magus
Cmc: 2uuu
Planeswalker- Timothy
Tim's abilities may be played as though they were instants, and activate abilities triggered by spells being cast are triggered as a result of using Tim's abilities.
+1: counter target spell unless it's controller pays 3.
-1: until end of turn spells in your graveyard may be cast at anytime you could play an instant, and gain "flashback- 3"
-5: you get an emblem "whenever an opponent casts a spell conter that spell unless it's controller pays 3, of he/she does not you may cast that spell without paying its converted mana cost"
Tim's abilities can still only be used once per turn.
Loyalty counters: 1
Tim sounds like a real griefer.
CMC: 12UU
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Cheaty Face, Plainswalker
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Sneak 10. (Rather than paying Cheaty Face, Plainswalker's converted mana cost to cast him, you may sneak him into play. If an opponent does not notice you doing this until 10 seconds after he has been sneaked into play, he is considered sneaked.)
+1: All cards in your hand gain Sneak 2 until end of turn.
+1: All cards in your graveyard gain Sneak 2 until end of turn.
+1: All cards in your library gain Sneak 2 until end of turn.
-10: All cards that you own inside and outside of the game gain Sneak 0.
If you manage to say the words "Loyalty" and "Counter" in the same paragraph while talking to an opponent without him or her noticing, you may add 5 loyalty counters to Cheaty Face, Plainswalker.
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Loyalty: 5
{Cheaty Face}
For those that don't get the reference.
😂😂😂 BTW.
That's just stupid coffee vampire :p but I like it
I want ro play that
You Just Got Trolled! UUUR
Enchant Player
Flash, Hexproof
When You Just Got Trolled! ETB, counter target spell who's controller YJGT targeted.
Spells you cast cannot be countered by players.
Whenever enchanted player casts a spell, any player may say "LOL N00B". If that player does, counter that spell. That player gets a Troll counter.
Players with Troll Counters can't use this card's effect and can't use cards that can counter spells.
Whenever a spell is countered, remove all Troll Counters from all players.
Players that control Goblin permanents can't have Troll Counters placed in them.
The void
BBBB
Enchantment
During your upkeep pay half your life rounded up or sacrifice the void.
When the void enters play exile your hand. If you would draw a card instead search your library for a card and exile it. you may cast exiled instants and sorceries without paying their manacost. spells cast this way are moved to the graveyard.
Cool
Super stasis
UU
During your upkeep pay U or sacrifice super stasis.
Players skip their untap step.
Whenever an opponent discards a card they lose 2 life.
0: skip your next turn
U: return super stasis to your hand
Pay 4 life: untap all lands you control
Ummm... What?
Quote from: Bornaparte on April 04, 2012, 01:01:02 PM
Super stasis
UU
During your upkeep pay U or sacrifice super stasis.
Whenever an opponent discards a card they lose 2 life.
0: skip your next turn
U: return super stasis to your hand
Pay 4 life: untap all lands you control
I think you're missing a key ingredient here, this cake ain't gonna rise.
{Stasis} - Players skip their untap steps.
Fatal Lobotomy
BBUU
Instant
Target player discards their entire hand, then that player takes as many cards that where discarded from the top of their library and puts them into their graveyard, then that player sacrifices that many permanents.
Biggest loser
Cmc = uubbb
Enchant player-curse
Enchanted player loses the game at the beginning of the next end step
There's actually a combo that does that... An enchantment forces opponent to copy your spells then you play a pact, they lose at their next upkeep
Quote from: Bornaparte on April 05, 2012, 09:45:00 AM
There's actually a combo that does that... An enchantment forces opponent to copy your spells then you play a pact, they lose at their next upkeep
It's in my Casual deck named Landlord. Probably buried.
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on March 30, 2012, 11:37:59 PM
Not really OP, but awhile back kiki wanted me to make a PW for him, so I made that and another little surprise. Crappy I know, but tell me what u think.
http://screencast.com/t/XqziF9Po8A
http://screencast.com/t/d5HgeQuZd
I like the Kiki Jiki
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on April 03, 2012, 09:23:33 PM
You Just Got Trolled! UUUR
Enchant Player
Flash, Hexproof
When You Just Got Trolled! ETB, counter target spell who's controller YJGT targeted.
Spells you cast cannot be countered by players.
Whenever enchanted player casts a spell, any player may say "LOL N00B". If that player does, counter that spell. That player gets a Troll counter.
Players with Troll Counters can't use this card's effect and can't use cards that can counter spells.
Whenever a spell is countered, remove all Troll Counters from all players.
Players that control Goblin permanents can't have Troll Counters placed in them.
Luvz it!! Can't have troll counters if u got goblinz!!
How about this
Vayn Thordex, Artist of Flame
CMC - 2(U)(R)
Planeswalker - Thordex
+1: Choose any number of creatures you control that have total power 5 or less, until end if turn, those creatures are unblockable.
0: Put a 5/1 legendary blue and red Elemental Sphinx token onto the battlefield under your control named Servant of Thordex. If you control more red permanents than blue permanents, this creature gets +1/+4 until end if turn and gains haste, sacrifice it at the end of combat. If you control more blue permanents, it gains haste and becomes unblockable until end of turn, you do not sacrifice it.
-1:Vayn Thordex deals 1 damage to up to three different targets, 2 damage to up to two different targets (also different then the first), and 3 damage to up to one different target. After this ability is used, Vayn cannot activate any abilities on your next turn.
-6: You get legendary emblem named Sculpted Dominion that says: "Skip your draw step, at the beginning if your upkeep, exile the top X cards of your library face down, target player (without looking at them) separates them into two piles. You look at the two piles and choose one of them to put into your hand, the other pile gets shuffled into your library, then Sculpted Dominion deals Y damage to target player. X is the number of cards in you hand, if you have no cards in hand, X is six. Y is the number of cards in your hand after Sculpted Dominions effect."
Loyalty: 4
-6 is broken a bit don't you think? Actually the whole damn thing is!! That's probably because this is a broken cards thread!! ::)
Quote from: darkarts981 on April 05, 2012, 03:42:44 PM
-6 is broken a bit don't you think? Actually the whole damn thing is!! That's probably because this is a broken cards thread!! ::)
Definitely broken, but that is the point!!
IM MAKING THAT CARD!!!
Quote from: Guypocolypse on April 05, 2012, 04:36:55 PM
IM MAKING THAT CARD!!!
If I ever find a program to design cards, then I'M making it!! It's pretty sick!!
Quote from: darkarts981 on April 05, 2012, 04:39:06 PM
Quote from: Guypocolypse on April 05, 2012, 04:36:55 PM
IM MAKING THAT CARD!!!
If I ever find a program to design cards, then I'M making it!! It's pretty sick!!
It'd have to be on a letter-sized sheet of paper to fit all that text. 😜
You have to send a playset to me if you make it
Quote from: Guypocolypse on April 05, 2012, 04:41:09 PM
You have to send a playset to me if you make it
No
Problem
AWSOmE
Victory
0
Instant
Split second
Oracle text: Target player wins the game. (A player may have any number of copies of Victory in a deck, it can never rotate out of Standard nor can it ever be banned or restricted)
Flavor text: Nah nah na boo boo stick your head in doo 💩
Quote from: cltrn81 on April 05, 2012, 05:30:55 PM
Victory
0
Instant
Split second
Oracle text: Target player wins the game. (A player may have any number of copies of Victory in a deck, it can never rotate out of Standard nor can it ever be banned or restricted)
Flavor text: Nah nah an boo boo stick your head in doo 💩
Lulz, ya it's called "HulkFlash" (or FlashHulk, I'm not sure)
If that is not bah-roken then IDK what is lol.
Quote from: cltrn81 on April 05, 2012, 05:30:55 PM
Victory
0
Instant
Split second
Oracle text: Target player wins the game. (A player may have any number of copies of Victory in a deck, it can never rotate out of Standard nor can it ever be banned or restricted)
Flavor text: Nah nah na boo boo stick your head in doo 💩
So pretty much the first one to play it wins!!
Ultimatum Encarnate
RUBGW
Legendary creature - Spirit Avatar
7/7
When Ultimatum Encarnate enters the battlefield, destroy target creature unless it's controller loses life equal to double that creatures converted mana. If that creature is not destroyed this way, Ultimatum Encarnate gains +7/+7, trample, haste, and hexproof until end of turn.
Whenever Ultimatum Encarnate attacks, target player puts the top ten cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard unless that player sarcrifices four permanents. If no permanents are sacrificed, Ultimatum Encarnate gets a +1/+1 counter for each creature put into the graveyard this way.
When Ultimatum Encarnate leaves the battlefield, target player randomly separates your graveyard into two seperate piles. Choose one. All permanents return to the battlefield and all instant and sorcerers return to your hand.
"Fork in the road, go left or go right?"
They can only be 3 abilitys in planeswalkers
Or not
Someone make a jace
Quote from: Guypocolypse on April 05, 2012, 09:47:39 PM
Someone make a jace
Heeelllllooo? He's already broken. 😏
I found a program to make cards on, and I'm creating a set based on cards I saw on this thread!! Some of them I made up, and most of the cards are modified versions of my favorite cards I saw here!
Someone make an eldrazi pw
Quote from: Guypocolypse on April 05, 2012, 10:13:30 PM
Someone make an eldrazi pw
I can just make that if u want!!
Post it
Awww ok
Quote from: Guypocolypse on April 05, 2012, 10:55:33 PM
Awww ok
Yeah, won't have the chance until this afternoon, busy until then!
Poisoned Well
4BBB
Legendary Enchantment
Poisoned Well cannot be countered. At the beginning of enchanted player's end step, he or she must sacrifice any tapped islands under his or her control.
"...but not a drop to drink"
Quote from: Nobbert on April 06, 2012, 02:01:55 PM
Poisoned Well
4BBB
Legendary Enchantment
Poisoned Well cannot be countered. At the beginning of enchanted player's end step, he or she must sacrifice any tapped islands under his or her control.
"...but not a drop to drink"
I don't think this would be that powerful, since a lot of blue players leave the mana up you counter stuff on the opponent's turn.
Edit: if you thought this was OP, you should play {Choke} and {Curse of Marit Lage}. 💪
Sorry I couldn't post the link to the cards today, the forums weren't working on my iPod, Sooo...
When will you post?
Awsome
The link is
http://www.screencast.com/users/darkarts981/folders/Broken%20Cards
Just click on a card to see it closer
Quote from: darkarts981 on April 07, 2012, 02:01:00 PM
The link is
http://www.screencast.com/users/darkarts981/folders/Broken%20Cards
Just click on a card to see it closer
Awesome!!!!
Quote from: cltrn81 on April 07, 2012, 02:41:36 PM
Quote from: darkarts981 on April 07, 2012, 02:01:00 PM
The link is
http://www.screencast.com/users/darkarts981/folders/Broken%20Cards
Just click on a card to see it closer
Awesome!!!!
Agreed 👍
There is an update to get 4 ability pw
Quote from: Guypocolypse on April 07, 2012, 03:03:24 PM
There is an update to get 4 ability pw
Really? How do you get it?
I just searched It
Eater Of Worlds
CMC 0
Legendary Creature- Dragon
Eater Of Worlds can't be countered.
Indestructible, Haste
When Eater of worlds enters the battlefield remove all permanents your opponent controls from the game. Then search target players library and remove all lands from it.
2000/2000
Quote from: Alias1998 on April 07, 2012, 11:15:11 PM
Eater Of Worlds
CMC 0
Legendary Creature- Dragon
Eater Of Worlds can't be countered.
Indestructible, Haste
When Eater of worlds enters the battlefield remove all permanents your opponent controls from the game. Then search target players library and remove all lands from it.
2000/2000
Why not just make it.
"I don't wanna play anymore"
Instant.
Cmc 0
May be played from hand, library, graveyard, exile or sideboard.
Cannot be countered, redirected or copied.
All opponents, lose infinite life, take infinite damage, get infinite poison counters, lose the game.
Rip up all the cards they own inside and outside the game.
Flavor text: Call an ambulance or a taxi, Coz either way you're not welcome here anymore...
Quote from: Alias1998 on April 07, 2012, 11:15:11 PM
Eater Of Worlds
CMC 0
Legendary Creature- Dragon
Eater Of Worlds can't be countered.
Indestructible, Haste
When Eater of worlds enters the battlefield remove all permanents your opponent controls from the game. Then search target players library and remove all lands from it.
2000/2000
Am I the only one who immediately thinks this should have been a Wurm with an additional casting cost of sacrificing a permanent called Worm Food?
CMC: 0
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Loose the Game
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Legendary Land - Island Swamp Forest Mountain Plains
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When Loose the Game comes into play, all creatures and lands become loose and gain Loose (creatures are all every creature type at all times and lands are all every basic land type at all times).
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Flavor text: This sure loosens things up a bit!
Screw it all!
Cmc- 3BRWUG
Instant
When screw it all! comes into play all players life totall becomes 0.
I don't care.
Cmc: Whatever I want it to be
Legendary card
If you own this card you automatically win all games.
Quote from: KulrathKnight on April 08, 2012, 01:23:33 AM
Quote from: Alias1998 on April 07, 2012, 11:15:11 PM
Eater Of Worlds
CMC 0
Legendary Creature- Dragon
Eater Of Worlds can't be countered.
Indestructible, Haste
When Eater of worlds enters the battlefield remove all permanents your opponent controls from the game. Then search target players library and remove all lands from it.
2000/2000
Am I the only one who immediately thinks this should have been a Wurm with an additional casting cost of sacrificing a permanent called Worm Food?
That would be funny
Dreadnought, Reaper of Alara
CMC 3BBBB
Legendary creature - Specter
Creatures you control have deathtouch.
Whenever a creature is put into a graveyard from anywhere, put X +1/+1 counters on Dreadnought, Reaper of Alara, where X is half that creatures power, rounded up.
"it is said that on the night of a new moon, lingering souls seem to be siphoned into the sky. He will never be full. "
Crap I forgot. It's a 4/4 too.
Quote from: Quackmaster5 on April 08, 2012, 02:12:34 PM
Crap I forgot. It's a 4/4 too.
Specters generally make opponents discard FYI
Quote from: darkarts981 on April 08, 2012, 11:37:18 AM
Quote from: KulrathKnight on April 08, 2012, 01:23:33 AM
Quote from: Alias1998 on April 07, 2012, 11:15:11 PM
Eater Of Worlds
CMC 0
Legendary Creature- Dragon
Eater Of Worlds can't be countered.
Indestructible, Haste
When Eater of worlds enters the battlefield remove all permanents your opponent controls from the game. Then search target players library and remove all lands from it.
2000/2000
Am I the only one who immediately thinks this should have been a Wurm with an additional casting cost of sacrificing a permanent called Worm Food?
That would be funny
Do you know what I'm referencing?
Quote from: cltrn81 on April 08, 2012, 02:43:54 PM
Quote from: Quackmaster5 on April 08, 2012, 02:12:34 PM
Crap I forgot. It's a 4/4 too.
Specters generally make opponents discard FYI
Damn your right. I wanted something besides a spirit or demon. And I was gunna choose wraith but then he would have swamp walk. Fudge it, I'm making a new creature class. He's now a legendary creature - reaper. But then I would have to give him a big red laser. 😝
Its terraria
It's mass effect. I might as well make my card a giant lobster who talks about cycles and kills people with a laser pointer.
Quote from: Quackmaster5 on April 08, 2012, 05:56:41 PM
It's mass effect. I might as well make my card a giant lobster who talks about cycles and kills people with a laser pointer.
Let's see it 😜
Quote from: KulrathKnight on April 08, 2012, 03:43:06 PM
Quote from: darkarts981 on April 08, 2012, 11:37:18 AM
Quote from: KulrathKnight on April 08, 2012, 01:23:33 AM
Quote from: Alias1998 on April 07, 2012, 11:15:11 PM
Eater Of Worlds
CMC 0
Legendary Creature- Dragon
Eater Of Worlds can't be countered.
Indestructible, Haste
When Eater of worlds enters the battlefield remove all permanents your opponent controls from the game. Then search target players library and remove all lands from it.
2000/2000
Am I the only one who immediately thinks this should have been a Wurm with an additional casting cost of sacrificing a permanent called Worm Food?
That would be funny
Do you know what I'm referencing?
It sounds familiar but I can't place exactly
Cloak of Angelic Warfare
Mana Cost: (9)WWW
Enchantment
Cloak of Angelic Warfare is indestructible
Target player enchanted with Cloak of Angelic Warfare has protection from White. Creatures that target player controls beome angels and gain +2/+2, lifelink, trample, shroud, protection from white. Creatures enchanted by Cloak of Angelic Warfare that die are regenerated at the beginning of your next turn and gain a rebirth counter. For each rebirth counter on creature, creature gains an additional +2/+2 for each time it was regenerated. If target player has 20 or more angels out on the battlefield at one time, he/she wins the game.
[Flavor Text]: The wrath of Angels practicing warfare upon the world is more than anyone ever wished would never happen.
Quote from: inFluence on April 11, 2012, 06:36:50 PM
Cloak of Angelic Warfare
Mana Cost: (9)WWW
Enchantment
Cloak of Angelic Warfare is indestructible
Target player enchanted with Cloak of Angelic Warfare has protection from White. Creatures that target player controls beome angels and gain +2/+2, lifelink, trample, shroud, protection from white. Creatures enchanted by Cloak of Angelic Warfare that die are regenerated at the beginning of your next turn and gain a rebirth counter. For each rebirth counter on creature, creature gains an additional +2/+2 for each time it was regenerated. If target player has 20 or more angels out on the battlefield at one time, he/she wins the game.
[Flavor Text]: The wrath of Angels practicing warfare upon the world is more than anyone ever wished would never happen.
Pretty. This should probably be an Aura - Enchant Player, and a clause to say that pro-white doesn't remove this aura. ;)
Quote from: BlackJester on April 11, 2012, 06:47:15 PM
Quote from: inFluence on April 11, 2012, 06:36:50 PM
Cloak of Angelic Warfare
Mana Cost: (9)WWW
Enchantment
Cloak of Angelic Warfare is indestructible
Target player enchanted with Cloak of Angelic Warfare has protection from White. Creatures that target player controls beome angels and gain +2/+2, lifelink, trample, shroud, protection from white. Creatures enchanted by Cloak of Angelic Warfare that die are regenerated at the beginning of your next turn and gain a rebirth counter. For each rebirth counter on creature, creature gains an additional +2/+2 for each time it was regenerated. If target player has 20 or more angels out on the battlefield at one time, he/she wins the game.
[Flavor Text]: The wrath of Angels practicing warfare upon the world is more than anyone ever wished would never happen.
Pretty. This should probably be an Aura - Enchant Player, and a clause to say that pro-white doesn't remove this aura. ;)
Yes. This card Would be deadly for mono white decks.
Here is the link to the next series of broken cards! There are the swords that were suggested to me in there somewhere, but a really different take on them, the swords are for the flights of angels!!!
http://www.screencast.com/users/darkarts981/
The folder is More Broken Cards!!
Quote from: darkarts981 on April 14, 2012, 01:33:25 PM
The folder is More Broken Cards!!
Karn looks so sad :(
Looks cool tho thx for sharing
Quote from: cltrn81 on April 14, 2012, 02:23:37 PM
Quote from: darkarts981 on April 14, 2012, 01:33:25 PM
The folder is More Broken Cards!!
Karn looks so sad :(
Looks cool tho thx for sharing
Yea, the karn pic was the only alt pic I could find, soo...yeah. I will also definitely be sharing more probably every week-ish or so!
Quote from: CbStrad on April 17, 2012, 11:43:42 AM
I've had this one idea for a while now...
Umad, Bro?
CMC: 0
Instant
This spell may not be cast if you are currently involved in any game.
You win the game
Flavor text:
"I'll swing for game--"
"I win"
"FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU--!"
How is this supposed to work. ???
Next series, made by suggestion of {elitehalo360}
http://www.screencast.com/users/darkarts981/folders/Dragons%20and%20Humans
I hope to please