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Title: Stalking
Post by: Moocow4u2 on February 04, 2014, 12:14:56 PM
It's a romantic walk through the park that only one of you knows about.

😘
Title: Re: Stalking
Post by: Vileo on February 04, 2014, 01:16:53 PM
Rape: The sex you didn't know you wanted.
Title: Re: Stalking
Post by: Apathy Reactor on February 04, 2014, 06:01:40 PM
Getting real tired of your cameras moocow...
Title: Re: Stalking
Post by: Silent1236 on February 04, 2014, 07:33:46 PM
Man, this thread went full on creepy from the start hahaha :P
Title: Re: Stalking
Post by: Anoobass on February 04, 2014, 10:57:46 PM
Remember kids, it's not rape if you yell, "Surprise!"






Don't take that seriously kids...

Just remember to do it on Opposite Day, that way when the cops come you have a valid excuse for not stopping...




Don't do that either, in fact, don't listen to anything I say...
Title: Re: Stalking
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on February 04, 2014, 11:03:07 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on February 04, 2014, 10:57:46 PM
Remember kids, it's not rape if you yell, "Surprise!"






Don't take that seriously kids...

Just remember to do it on Opposite Day, that way when the cops come you have a valid excuse for not stopping...




Don't do that either, in fact, don't listen to anything I say...
You are anoobass... ;)
Title: Re: Stalking
Post by: Anoobass on February 04, 2014, 11:06:59 PM
Feel like I should delete that...people here don't know me enough yet...
Title: Re: Stalking
Post by: Spencer Addington on February 05, 2014, 01:35:10 AM
If she says no, that just means she's playing hard to get.
Title: Re: Stalking
Post by: gtfotis on February 05, 2014, 03:46:18 AM
http://themetapicture.com/he-was-sorta-asking-for-it
Title: Re: Stalking
Post by: xStrayKnightx on February 05, 2014, 10:19:08 PM
I usually joke around with friends about stalking. I'm always like "I'm not stalking you!
...by the way, your new furniture looks great from the front yard."
Title: Re: Stalking
Post by: Spencer Addington on February 05, 2014, 10:48:27 PM
Quote from: xStrayKnightx on February 05, 2014, 10:19:08 PM
I usually joke around with friends about stalking. I'm always like "I'm not stalking you!
...by the way, your new furniture looks great from the front yard."
It looks even better when you're in a tree ;)
Title: Re: Stalking
Post by: Skyshadow731 on February 05, 2014, 11:04:38 PM
No it's the beys when you ask her if the rag in your hand smells like chloraform. Than when she wakes up you say suprise and walk out of the storage unit
Title: Re: Stalking
Post by: Spencer Addington on February 05, 2014, 11:06:40 PM
Quote from: Skyshadow731 on February 05, 2014, 11:04:38 PM
No it's the beys when you ask her if the rag in your hand smells like chloraform. Than when she wakes up you say suprise and walk out of the storage unit
Don't forget to lock it behind you so she doesn't leave and get lost or hurt.
Title: Re: Stalking
Post by: Skyshadow731 on February 05, 2014, 11:09:01 PM
Lol

Child: Mommy, where did you meet dad.

Mom: on the street than I woke up and 9 months later you slipped out.
Title: Re: Stalking
Post by: Necromancerman on February 09, 2014, 01:56:17 PM
Remember you can't spell valentines day without anal destiny
Title: Re: Stalking
Post by: Spencer Addington on February 09, 2014, 02:42:23 PM
Quote from: Necromancerman on February 09, 2014, 01:56:17 PM
Remember you can't spell valentines day without anal destiny
Oh romance...
Title: Re: Stalking
Post by: Necromancerman on February 09, 2014, 02:53:16 PM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on February 09, 2014, 02:42:23 PM
Quote from: Necromancerman on February 09, 2014, 01:56:17 PM
Remember you can't spell valentines day without anal destiny
Oh romance...
Only the best
Title: Re: Stalking
Post by: Birdbrain on February 09, 2014, 06:39:17 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P0cUFjA7Xko

Here's a funny song on the topic. By the way, there are much better ways to get a woman's attention
Title: Re: Stalking
Post by: Akroma on February 13, 2014, 12:51:23 PM
Sometimes I like to stalk my stalkers, ya know, mix things up a bit. :p