It's a romantic walk through the park that only one of you knows about.
😘
Rape: The sex you didn't know you wanted.
Getting real tired of your cameras moocow...
Man, this thread went full on creepy from the start hahaha :P
Remember kids, it's not rape if you yell, "Surprise!"
Don't take that seriously kids...
Just remember to do it on Opposite Day, that way when the cops come you have a valid excuse for not stopping...
Don't do that either, in fact, don't listen to anything I say...
Quote from: Anoobass on February 04, 2014, 10:57:46 PM
Remember kids, it's not rape if you yell, "Surprise!"
Don't take that seriously kids...
Just remember to do it on Opposite Day, that way when the cops come you have a valid excuse for not stopping...
Don't do that either, in fact, don't listen to anything I say...
You are anoobass... ;)
Feel like I should delete that...people here don't know me enough yet...
If she says no, that just means she's playing hard to get.
http://themetapicture.com/he-was-sorta-asking-for-it
I usually joke around with friends about stalking. I'm always like "I'm not stalking you!
...by the way, your new furniture looks great from the front yard."
Quote from: xStrayKnightx on February 05, 2014, 10:19:08 PM
I usually joke around with friends about stalking. I'm always like "I'm not stalking you!
...by the way, your new furniture looks great from the front yard."
It looks even better when you're in a tree ;)
No it's the beys when you ask her if the rag in your hand smells like chloraform. Than when she wakes up you say suprise and walk out of the storage unit
Quote from: Skyshadow731 on February 05, 2014, 11:04:38 PM
No it's the beys when you ask her if the rag in your hand smells like chloraform. Than when she wakes up you say suprise and walk out of the storage unit
Don't forget to lock it behind you so she doesn't leave and get lost or hurt.
Lol
Child: Mommy, where did you meet dad.
Mom: on the street than I woke up and 9 months later you slipped out.
Remember you can't spell valentines day without anal destiny
Quote from: Necromancerman on February 09, 2014, 01:56:17 PM
Remember you can't spell valentines day without anal destiny
Oh romance...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P0cUFjA7Xko
Here's a funny song on the topic. By the way, there are much better ways to get a woman's attention
Sometimes I like to stalk my stalkers, ya know, mix things up a bit. :p