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Started by Moocow4u2, February 04, 2014, 12:14:56 PM

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Moocow4u2

It's a romantic walk through the park that only one of you knows about.

😘

Vileo

Rape: The sex you didn't know you wanted.

Apathy Reactor

Getting real tired of your cameras moocow...

Silent1236

Man, this thread went full on creepy from the start hahaha :P

Anoobass

Remember kids, it's not rape if you yell, "Surprise!"






Don't take that seriously kids...

Just remember to do it on Opposite Day, that way when the cops come you have a valid excuse for not stopping...




Don't do that either, in fact, don't listen to anything I say...

Kaworu, the Fifth Child

Quote from: Anoobass on February 04, 2014, 10:57:46 PM
Remember kids, it's not rape if you yell, "Surprise!"






Don't take that seriously kids...

Just remember to do it on Opposite Day, that way when the cops come you have a valid excuse for not stopping...




Don't do that either, in fact, don't listen to anything I say...
You are anoobass... ;)

Anoobass

Feel like I should delete that...people here don't know me enough yet...

Spencer Addington

If she says no, that just means she's playing hard to get.


xStrayKnightx

I usually joke around with friends about stalking. I'm always like "I'm not stalking you!
...by the way, your new furniture looks great from the front yard."

Spencer Addington

Quote from: xStrayKnightx on February 05, 2014, 10:19:08 PM
I usually joke around with friends about stalking. I'm always like "I'm not stalking you!
...by the way, your new furniture looks great from the front yard."
It looks even better when you're in a tree ;)

Skyshadow731

No it's the beys when you ask her if the rag in your hand smells like chloraform. Than when she wakes up you say suprise and walk out of the storage unit

Spencer Addington

Quote from: Skyshadow731 on February 05, 2014, 11:04:38 PM
No it's the beys when you ask her if the rag in your hand smells like chloraform. Than when she wakes up you say suprise and walk out of the storage unit
Don't forget to lock it behind you so she doesn't leave and get lost or hurt.

Skyshadow731

Lol

Child: Mommy, where did you meet dad.

Mom: on the street than I woke up and 9 months later you slipped out.

Necromancerman

Remember you can't spell valentines day without anal destiny