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Aannndd go!
Are you a river? Cause dam
i wanna be DNA helicase so I can unzip your genes
Treat me like a pirate and gimme that bootie.
Is there a shovel in your back pocket, because I'm digging that @$$.
i want to be your tangent so i can lie along your curves
I believe this answers your question. No, there are no good pick up lines. Try talking to her like a human being instead of objectifying her ;)
Quote from: Gorzo on January 26, 2014, 02:27:48 AM
I believe this answers your question. No, there are no good pick up lines. Try talking to her like a human being instead of objectifying her ;)
while i agree, i don't think the one above about being a tangent is objectifying women. just using geometry to be silly.
Oh no, not at all. Not all of them are objectifying, I didn't mean to say it quite like that. But they are all pretty silly/stupid :P
I don't live at home
My car is paid for
I would like to caress thigh.
Quote from: Testset on January 26, 2014, 03:10:23 AM
Pardon me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Lol
Step 1: Approach female
Step 2: Ask if she's spontaneous (they all say yes so I've heard)
Step 3: proceed to kiss female
If she kisses back. You're one lucky guy!
If she doesn't sa "I thought that you were spontaneous!
Lmfao
At work I ask all the servers every day, every time I see them, "hey pretty girl, what are you doing tonight?"
Then I have several different answers depending on what they reply with:
"Nothing" - "sounds like an opening...maybe more than one?"
"Not you" - "that's what you think..."
"Killing myself" - "don't do that, I'm not a necrophiliac."
Always fun IMO, even after the 3rd or 4th time...
Quote from: Anoobass on January 26, 2014, 04:43:44 AM
At work I ask all the servers every day, every time I see them, "hey pretty girl, what are you doing tonight?"
Then I have several different answers depending on what they reply with:
"Nothing" - "sounds like an opening...maybe more than one?"
"Not you" - "that's what you think..."
"Killing myself" - "don't do that, I'm not a necrophiliac."
Always fun IMO, even after the 3rd or 4th time...
Lmfao you sound like me :P
Quote from: Taysby on January 26, 2014, 12:34:55 PM
You smell like trash. Can I take you out?
i thunk that would end badly for u
I think most of these would end with a slap, spray of mace, or kick in the junk :P
Quote from: Gorzo on January 26, 2014, 04:54:08 PM
I think most of these would end with a slap, spray of mace, or kick in the junk :P
You should try and find out :P
This is one I tried on a girl that was annoying me (starts like a pickup line, ends differently).
"Hey girl are you a firetruck?" (wait for response) " 'Cause you're really f***ing loud and annoying."
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on January 26, 2014, 05:00:05 PM
Quote from: Gorzo on January 26, 2014, 04:54:08 PM
I think most of these would end with a slap, spray of mace, or kick in the junk :P
You should try and find out :P
This is one I tried on a girl that was annoying me (starts like a pickup line, ends differently).
"Hey girl are you a firetruck?" (wait for response) " 'Cause you're really f***ing loud and annoying."
Gets all da ladies. 8)
Quote from: Spencer Addington on January 26, 2014, 05:04:38 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on January 26, 2014, 05:00:05 PM
Quote from: Gorzo on January 26, 2014, 04:54:08 PM
I think most of these would end with a slap, spray of mace, or kick in the junk :P
You should try and find out :P
This is one I tried on a girl that was annoying me (starts like a pickup line, ends differently).
"Hey girl are you a firetruck?" (wait for response) " 'Cause you're really f***ing loud and annoying."
Gets all da ladies. 8)
"Gets all da ladies"....to shut up.
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on January 26, 2014, 05:06:52 PM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on January 26, 2014, 05:04:38 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on January 26, 2014, 05:00:05 PM
Quote from: Gorzo on January 26, 2014, 04:54:08 PM
I think most of these would end with a slap, spray of mace, or kick in the junk :P
You should try and find out :P
This is one I tried on a girl that was annoying me (starts like a pickup line, ends differently).
"Hey girl are you a firetruck?" (wait for response) " 'Cause you're really f***ing loud and annoying."
Gets all da ladies. 8)
"Gets all da ladies"....to shut up.
To slap you seems more accurate...
"hey baby wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log"
I said, are you gonna be my girl?
*procedes to play epic guitar*
I like my women how I like my meats, processed, cheap and pumped full of hormones ;)
I like my girls like my wine, six years old and in the basement... Wait... No that didn't come out right...
Lemme try again
I like my girls like my whiskey, six years old and mixed up with coke...
I don't think I'm very good at this...
I like my women like my ISP...
High quality service with a monthly fee
Let's play the Ivory Tower, Howling Mine combo!!!
Lol. My friend Ashley told me this one.lol
I'm just saying...
I'm so overpowered,
I was banned from casual.
Also, I'm pretty famous in the Philippines
I hope you don't have hexproof, cause I'm dying to {remand} that @$$.
Quote from: ConanEdo on January 27, 2014, 01:02:56 AM
I like my men like I like my coffee...covered in bees!
I wish I could +10 this! I almost choked on my tea. Epic reference.
Back to topic, actually had this one work once. "I lost my number so can I have yours".
Hey, you want some Chinese food? I'm buying
*Waitress walks up to table* what would you like to eat hun
Guy replies "how about you?"
Hey girl I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?
Hey baby, I just crapped my pants. Can I get in yours?
Daniel tosh made a hilarious joke about coffee:
I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee...
Here's a line you can almost never go wrong with: hi
Then talk, try to make her laugh, and find common ground/where you differ
IF YOU WILL GO ON A DATE WITH ME, I WILL PROMOTE YOU TO A FORUM ADMIN. (works every time)
Quote from: Birdbrain on January 27, 2014, 08:53:58 AM
Here's a line you can almost never go wrong with: hi
Then talk, try to make her laugh, and find common ground/where you differ
all hail birdbrain god of men
Quote from: fj76ts4 on January 27, 2014, 10:19:52 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on January 27, 2014, 08:53:58 AM
Here's a line you can almost never go wrong with: hi
Then talk, try to make her laugh, and find common ground/where you differ
all hail birdbrain god of men
thou hast unravelled the most complicated of ancient riddles! bravo, good sir!
Quote from: IceScythe on January 27, 2014, 10:27:06 AM
Quote from: fj76ts4 on January 27, 2014, 10:19:52 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on January 27, 2014, 08:53:58 AM
Here's a line you can almost never go wrong with: hi
Then talk, try to make her laugh, and find common ground/where you differ
all hail birdbrain god of men
thou hast unravelled the most complicated of ancient riddles! bravo, good sir!
both of you can take your sarcasm and shove it where the sun don't shine
Quote from: Birdbrain on January 27, 2014, 11:43:53 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on January 27, 2014, 10:27:06 AM
Quote from: fj76ts4 on January 27, 2014, 10:19:52 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on January 27, 2014, 08:53:58 AM
Here's a line you can almost never go wrong with: hi
Then talk, try to make her laugh, and find common ground/where you differ
all hail birdbrain god of men
thou hast unravelled the most complicated of ancient riddles! bravo, good sir!
both of you can take your sarcasm and shove it where the sun don't shine
In a damp cave perhaps? Is that the answer? I do love a good riddle old sport!
Quote from: Spencer Addington on January 27, 2014, 01:11:16 PM
Quote from: Birdbrain on January 27, 2014, 11:43:53 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on January 27, 2014, 10:27:06 AM
Quote from: fj76ts4 on January 27, 2014, 10:19:52 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on January 27, 2014, 08:53:58 AM
Here's a line you can almost never go wrong with: hi
Then talk, try to make her laugh, and find common ground/where you differ
all hail birdbrain god of men
thou hast unravelled the most complicated of ancient riddles! bravo, good sir!
both of you can take your sarcasm and shove it where the sun don't shine
In a damp cave perhaps? Is that the answer? I do love a good riddle old sport!
Nay! it be the buttocks, i believe, good sir!
Quote from: IceScythe on January 27, 2014, 02:53:03 PM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on January 27, 2014, 01:11:16 PM
Quote from: Birdbrain on January 27, 2014, 11:43:53 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on January 27, 2014, 10:27:06 AM
Quote from: fj76ts4 on January 27, 2014, 10:19:52 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on January 27, 2014, 08:53:58 AM
Here's a line you can almost never go wrong with: hi
Then talk, try to make her laugh, and find common ground/where you differ
all hail birdbrain god of men
thou hast unravelled the most complicated of ancient riddles! bravo, good sir!
both of you can take your sarcasm and shove it where the sun don't shine
In a damp cave perhaps? Is that the answer? I do love a good riddle old sport!
Nay! it be the buttocks, i believe, good sir!
Good heaven. How crude!
Quote from: Spencer Addington on January 27, 2014, 04:19:59 PM
Quote from: IceScythe on January 27, 2014, 02:53:03 PM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on January 27, 2014, 01:11:16 PM
Quote from: Birdbrain on January 27, 2014, 11:43:53 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on January 27, 2014, 10:27:06 AM
Quote from: fj76ts4 on January 27, 2014, 10:19:52 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on January 27, 2014, 08:53:58 AM
Here's a line you can almost never go wrong with: hi
Then talk, try to make her laugh, and find common ground/where you differ
all hail birdbrain god of men
thou hast unravelled the most complicated of ancient riddles! bravo, good sir!
both of you can take your sarcasm and shove it where the sun don't shine
In a damp cave perhaps? Is that the answer? I do love a good riddle old sport!
Nay! it be the buttocks, i believe, good sir!
Good heaven. How crude!
I concur! How crude indeed!
I like my women like I like my soft drinks- cold, heartless, and dead. Wait...
Also, "do you like pizza? Because I wanna piece of dat @$$" is a common one at my school. I like to turn down people who use it.
Excuse me, are you in heat ?
It's how I got my gf.
Quote from: DylanW18 on January 28, 2014, 02:11:15 AM
Excuse me, are you in heat ?
It's how I got my gf.
Really??
My girlfriend got me when we were in a study group at college and she told me "You can touch my laptop"
Quote from: ConanEdo on January 28, 2014, 03:22:29 AM
Hey Baby, are you from Memphis? Cause you seem to be missing a LOT of teeth.
Words cannot describe the funny.