Not really, but a guy can dream
https://www.dropbox.com/s/343pp1vf2x0fr4c/Photo%20Dec%2024%2C%201%2046%2055%20AM.png
Face.
I was going to add a HNNG, until I saw her face.. 😱
What about the face?
The spin down d20 in her naval made me giggle, I'll admit. So silly. I wish you and your fake wife all the happiness in the world, sir :P
Lol
WTF?!? Why would someone do a photo shoot of this?
Who wouldn't want to shoot this?
😐
BTW: I hope she washed those dice! Lol
9/10 would tap that mana
If anyone knows who this is, please pm me. It's very important.
Quote from: Anoobass on December 24, 2013, 01:20:19 PM
If anyone knows who this is, please pm me. It's very important.
Very important for a... Project yes project
Quote from: ConanEdo on December 24, 2013, 01:30:34 PM
That women appears to be nude, I'm so aroused by this...
Man, I can't seem to get this "straight" thing down >.>
Lol I don't get why thats exiting either :P
Honestly, I don't care that she may be nude, she posed with magic cards and has red hair. I need not say more.
Quote from: ConanEdo on December 24, 2013, 01:30:34 PM
That women appears to be nude, I'm so aroused by this...
Man, I can't seem to get this "straight" thing down >.>
Haha if it makes you feel any better, I'm straight but it doesn't really do anything for me either. Just a laugh. Except for that belly-button spindown die, which amuses the hell out of me because I am a giant child.
Quote from: ConanEdo on December 24, 2013, 01:30:34 PM
That women appears to be nude, I'm so aroused by this...
Man, I can't seem to get this "straight" thing down >.>
As a straight female, I can say I don't think I'd find myself aroused by a naked dude covered in mtg cards and dice. Lol!
Quote from: ConanEdo on December 24, 2013, 04:54:24 PM
Quote from: Moneekahh on December 24, 2013, 04:52:47 PM
Quote from: ConanEdo on December 24, 2013, 01:30:34 PM
That women appears to be nude, I'm so aroused by this...
Man, I can't seem to get this "straight" thing down >.>
As a straight female, I can say I don't think I'd find myself aroused by a naked dude covered in mtg cards and dice. Lol!
Even George Clooney?
Especially George Clooney! 😒
I'm finding myself very curious to see what those cards are... Did they go the cheap route and grab basics/commons or did they go all out and grab some JtMSs or something? Flip the damn cards!
Hahaha I just realized that there are some of those super pointy triangle dice mixed in! That's gotta be a strange feeling! 😄
Quote from: ConanEdo on December 24, 2013, 05:28:14 PM
Quote from: Silent1236 on December 24, 2013, 05:08:29 PM
I'm finding myself very curious to see what those cards are... Did they go the cheap route and grab basics/commons or did they go all out and grab some JtMSs or something? Flip the damn cards!
Hahaha I just realized that there are some of those super pointy triangle dice mixed in! That's gotta be a strange feeling! 😄
Ladies and Gentlemen I present, the super-virgin!
+1
I guess I've been a dad to long, I looked at the mess in that picture and thought about having to clean it up .
Quote from: Raiderrob on December 24, 2013, 08:13:11 PM
I guess I've been a dad to long, I looked at the mess in that picture and thought about having to clean it up .
I would start with the dice between her legs and stop soon after. Must find this woman and ask her to marry me.
Tell her to call me when she grows boobs.
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on December 24, 2013, 10:56:24 PM
Tell her to call me when she grows boobs.
A/b cup all day long. Even c's I don't like. D or higher is just gross IMO.
Quote from: Anoobass on December 24, 2013, 11:43:41 PM
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on December 24, 2013, 10:56:24 PM
Tell her to call me when she grows boobs.
A/b cup all day long. Even c's I don't like. D or higher is just gross IMO.
Interesting.
Quote from: Anoobass on December 24, 2013, 11:43:41 PM
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on December 24, 2013, 10:56:24 PM
Tell her to call me when she grows boobs.
A/b cup all day long. Even c's I don't like. D or higher is just gross IMO.
Are you sure you are a male
Quote from: Moneekahh on December 24, 2013, 04:52:47 PM
Quote from: ConanEdo on December 24, 2013, 01:30:34 PM
That women appears to be nude, I'm so aroused by this...
Man, I can't seem to get this "straight" thing down >.>
As a straight female, I can say I don't think I'd find myself aroused by a naked dude covered in mtg cards and dice. Lol!
What if you came home to lolrus laying down naked on your kitchen floor covered in mtg cards and dice? Would that arouse you?
So many Lols on this thread
Quote from: Millionlittlee on December 25, 2013, 03:00:01 AM
Quote from: Anoobass on December 24, 2013, 11:43:41 PM
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on December 24, 2013, 10:56:24 PM
Tell her to call me when she grows boobs.
A/b cup all day long. Even c's I don't like. D or higher is just gross IMO.
Are you sure you are a male
Last I checked, as Dr. House would say, my sex organs "dangle".
Quote from: That_Guy on December 25, 2013, 08:56:05 AM
Quote from: Moneekahh on December 24, 2013, 04:52:47 PM
Quote from: ConanEdo on December 24, 2013, 01:30:34 PM
That women appears to be nude, I'm so aroused by this...
Man, I can't seem to get this "straight" thing down >.>
As a straight female, I can say I don't think I'd find myself aroused by a naked dude covered in mtg cards and dice. Lol!
What if you came home to lolrus laying down naked on your kitchen floor covered in mtg cards and dice? Would that arouse you?
WTAF? Hahaha 😂😂😂
Quote from: Anoobass on December 24, 2013, 01:33:53 PM
Honestly, I don't care that she may be nude, she posed with magic cards and has red hair. I need not say more.
I play Magic and have red hair (not natural of course); but photographing nude would be wayyyyy over the line. I'm sure most women could take a picture posed with cards that would be 100 time more attractive while wearing clothes. It's all in the eyes ;)
Quote from: LadyGrixis on December 25, 2013, 02:16:23 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on December 24, 2013, 01:33:53 PM
Honestly, I don't care that she may be nude, she posed with magic cards and has red hair. I need not say more.
I play Magic and have red hair (not natural of course); but photographing nude would be wayyyyy over the line. I'm sure most women could take a picture posed with cards that would be 100 time more attractive while wearing clothes. It's all in the eyes ;)
Unless its the {Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore}...
Merry Christmas LG!!
Quote from: LadyGrixis on December 25, 2013, 02:16:23 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on December 24, 2013, 01:33:53 PM
Honestly, I don't care that she may be nude, she posed with magic cards and has red hair. I need not say more.
I play Magic and have red hair (not natural of course); but photographing nude would be wayyyyy over the line. I'm sure most women could take a picture posed with cards that would be 100 time more attractive while wearing clothes. It's all in the eyes ;)
Personally think that you are an attractive woman. However, making a relationship over te internet is idiotic, so I just get to stay at home, alone, until I find the right one.
Quote from: Anoobass on December 25, 2013, 03:53:27 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on December 25, 2013, 02:16:23 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on December 24, 2013, 01:33:53 PM
Honestly, I don't care that she may be nude, she posed with magic cards and has red hair. I need not say more.
I play Magic and have red hair (not natural of course); but photographing nude would be wayyyyy over the line. I'm sure most women could take a picture posed with cards that would be 100 time more attractive while wearing clothes. It's all in the eyes ;)
However, making a relationship over the internet is idiotic
..says the guy admiring a picture of a girl he saw online...
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on December 25, 2013, 03:56:24 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on December 25, 2013, 03:53:27 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on December 25, 2013, 02:16:23 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on December 24, 2013, 01:33:53 PM
Honestly, I don't care that she may be nude, she posed with magic cards and has red hair. I need not say more.
I play Magic and have red hair (not natural of course); but photographing nude would be wayyyyy over the line. I'm sure most women could take a picture posed with cards that would be 100 time more attractive while wearing clothes. It's all in the eyes ;)
However, making a relationship over the internet is idiotic
..says the guy admiring a picture of a girl he saw online...
Admiring beauty and seeking it out are 2 different things. If I started asking her of her likes and dislikes and such, that is attempting to make a relationship. I was simply saying she was an attractive person. When you see Hollywood actresses and you say that they are pretty and such, are you attempting to make a relationship with them? No, you are simply admiring beauty.
Quote from: Anoobass on December 25, 2013, 04:02:41 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on December 25, 2013, 03:56:24 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on December 25, 2013, 03:53:27 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on December 25, 2013, 02:16:23 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on December 24, 2013, 01:33:53 PM
Honestly, I don't care that she may be nude, she posed with magic cards and has red hair. I need not say more.
I play Magic and have red hair (not natural of course); but photographing nude would be wayyyyy over the line. I'm sure most women could take a picture posed with cards that would be 100 time more attractive while wearing clothes. It's all in the eyes ;)
However, making a relationship over the internet is idiotic
..says the guy admiring a picture of a girl he saw online...
Admiring beauty and seeking it out are 2 different things. If I started asking her of her likes and dislikes and such, that is attempting to make a relationship. I was simply saying she was an attractive person. When you see Hollywood actresses and you say that they are pretty and such, are you attempting to make a relationship with them? No, you are simply admiring beauty.
Whoa there, I was just kidding around. Obviously you didn't do something weird like make a shrine to her in your room...or did you?
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on December 25, 2013, 04:07:13 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on December 25, 2013, 04:02:41 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on December 25, 2013, 03:56:24 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on December 25, 2013, 03:53:27 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on December 25, 2013, 02:16:23 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on December 24, 2013, 01:33:53 PM
Honestly, I don't care that she may be nude, she posed with magic cards and has red hair. I need not say more.
I play Magic and have red hair (not natural of course); but photographing nude would be wayyyyy over the line. I'm sure most women could take a picture posed with cards that would be 100 time more attractive while wearing clothes. It's all in the eyes ;)
However, making a relationship over the internet is idiotic
..says the guy admiring a picture of a girl he saw online...
Admiring beauty and seeking it out are 2 different things. If I started asking her of her likes and dislikes and such, that is attempting to make a relationship. I was simply saying she was an attractive person. When you see Hollywood actresses and you say that they are pretty and such, are you attempting to make a relationship with them? No, you are simply admiring beauty.
Whoa there, I was just kidding around. Obviously you didn't do something weird like make a shrine to her in your room...or did you?
I plead the 5th
I'd be very happy with a red headed magic girl. :)
Quote from: ConanEdo on December 24, 2013, 05:28:14 PM
Quote from: Silent1236 on December 24, 2013, 05:08:29 PM
I'm finding myself very curious to see what those cards are... Did they go the cheap route and grab basics/commons or did they go all out and grab some JtMSs or something? Flip the damn cards!
Hahaha I just realized that there are some of those super pointy triangle dice mixed in! That's gotta be a strange feeling! 😄
Ladies and Gentlemen I present, the super-virgin!
Haha just trying to keep this thread from going a weird direction, but I realize now that that is a dumb idea :P. There is an NSFW tag, so proceed with the sexual talk 😜
Quote from: Silent1236 on December 25, 2013, 08:28:01 PM
Quote from: ConanEdo on December 24, 2013, 05:28:14 PM
Quote from: Silent1236 on December 24, 2013, 05:08:29 PM
I'm finding myself very curious to see what those cards are... Did they go the cheap route and grab basics/commons or did they go all out and grab some JtMSs or something? Flip the damn cards!
Hahaha I just realized that there are some of those super pointy triangle dice mixed in! That's gotta be a strange feeling! 😄
Ladies and Gentlemen I present, the super-virgin!
Haha just trying to keep this thread from going a weird direction, but I realize now that that is a dumb idea :P. There is an NSFW tag, so proceed with the sexual talk 😜
Hey baby, do you like big decks?
Any red heads?...except the 13 year old.......umm.......ok even the 13 year old....
It was a joke.
Quote from: Noblellama on December 25, 2013, 10:19:03 PM
There are 4 girls at our fnm draft who range from age 13 to 31, that should cover every age category here on the forum right? First 4 get first shots lol
Introduce me to the cute skinny one 20+ 😉
I'm sure they'd be elated to hear you're pawning them off in the iMtG black market for karma! ;)
Magic attracts weird people
Btw I bid on the 19 year old
Jk. See what I did there
Lol eyes
Ptior is just watching us all like big brother and thinking wtf where is this going
I just want to see where this goes... So I'm posting.
Post a pic of her lol
You know it's really easy to talk to females. You just approach them and say hello, tell them you like their style, do not tell them they look cute though. Women hate being called "cute". That's something you say to a Kid sister or refer to a baby animal.
Quote from: Muggywuggy on December 26, 2013, 02:47:53 PM
You know it's really easy to talk to females. You just approach them and say hello, tell them you like their style, do not tell them they look cute though. Women hate being called "cute". That's something you say to a Kid sister or refer to a baby animal.
Easier said than done my good sir!
Quote from: Necromancerman on December 26, 2013, 01:46:45 PM
Ptior is just watching us all like big brother and thinking wtf where is this going
I actually know some people who are big brother in the bigger sense
And this thread turned weird fast
"Turned" weird? This thread was pretty damn weird from the start lol
This thread is part of the simic clan. It evolved into weirder
Quote from: Millionlittlee on December 26, 2013, 08:55:46 PM
This thread is part of the simic clan. It evolved into weirder
No, this thread is weird so it has to be Izzet.
This thread was semi weird, then it turned into a cross country "dating game". Which was not my idea.
That's it. The new game show. I found my wife
As long as I get a chance with her I'll walk away happy :)