The last Friday Nights gave me some interesting ideas. What are the worst cards out there? for example, {darksteel relic} {warp world}, the counter target sorcery, murder at sorcery speed, etc.
Note! I want each card to have a possible use in this cube. For example, I have 1 thing with flashback, and 2 things that exile cards from the graveyard, so that exile card could get put in the deck and do something. I still want it to be the worst cube in the world though.
I want to build that cube.
Here is the list
{darksteel relic} {warp world} {sorrows path} {spark jolt} {shock} {wood elemental} {fires of undeath} {shelkin brownie} {chimney imp} {tomb fire} {coffin purge} {desert nomads} {Tombfire} {Break Open} {Fatal Mutation} {Rapid Fire} {Warping Wurm} {Nameless Race} {Shaman's Trance} {Nameless Race} {Power Leak} {Leeches} {Mudhole} {Hint of Insanity} {North Star} {Erosion} {Deep Water} {Adventurers' Guildhouse} {Masticore} {Pale Moon} {carnival of souls} {braid of fire} and last, but not least, {storm crow}
Strictly worse is a comparative thing. Like how {Lightning Bolt} is strictly better the {Shock}. So you'd include shock because it would be strictly worse then an existing spell.
If you're going for just painfully bad cards, {Wood Elemental} is a favorite of mine.
{Fires of Undeath} is the running joke in our playgroup.
{Mugging}!
Edit: No... {Spark Jolt}!
{Shelkin Brownie}
{Chimney Imp}
{Cooperation}
{spark jolt} is actually awesome for triggering heroic.
Same w mugging.. Easy way to punt a mana dork or a lethal blow blocker
Quote from: Vileo on November 12, 2013, 08:01:47 PM
{Mugging}!
Edit: No... {Spark Jolt}!
It's funny, my LGS has mugging in its case for $40.
Quote from: Anoobass on November 12, 2013, 08:29:57 PM
Quote from: Vileo on November 12, 2013, 08:01:47 PM
{Mugging}!
Edit: No... {Spark Jolt}!
It's funny, my LGS has mugging in its case for $40.
I'd be tempted to buy it and see if it's laced with gold or cocaine or something haha.
Quote from: Anoobass on November 12, 2013, 08:29:57 PM
Quote from: Vileo on November 12, 2013, 08:01:47 PM
{Mugging}!
Edit: No... {Spark Jolt}!
It's funny, my LGS has mugging in its case for $40.
Thats hilarious. One half of my lgs (one half sells magic, the other sells yugioh etc, but the guy who runs it also plays magic/sells magic cards out of his binders) has Snapcasters for $500
{Camel} is fun.
Quote from: Vileo on November 12, 2013, 08:32:14 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on November 12, 2013, 08:29:57 PM
Quote from: Vileo on November 12, 2013, 08:01:47 PM
{Mugging}!
Edit: No... {Spark Jolt}!
It's funny, my LGS has mugging in its case for $40.
Thats hilarious. One half of my lgs (one half sells magic, the other sells yugioh etc, but the guy who runs it also plays magic/sells magic cards out of his binders) has Snapcasters for $500
Wait what?
Also {Camel} is awesome because Deserts really kill you!!
Quote from: ConanEdo on November 12, 2013, 09:20:02 PM
Quote from: Dudecore on November 12, 2013, 07:56:33 PM
Strictly worse is a comparative thing. Like how {Lightning Bolt} is strictly better the {Shock}. So you'd include shock because it would be strictly worse then an existing spell.
If you're going for just painfully bad cards, {Wood Elemental} is a favorite of mine.
I've actually seen someone play a wood elemental. Guy used it as a weird ramping tool in edh:
17 lands in play, tap 6 prime time, tap 4 sac all lands (tap mana floating), akromas's memorial, {{Faith's Reward}}, fetch Kessig wolf run, dead.
Damn that's unreal!
I don't think you understand what you have just done. I am now going to, attempt, to find combos that work with these "terrible" cards.
{Carnival of Souls}
And that enchantment from cold snap with a cumulative upkeep of: add R to you mana pool.
Why is {Fires of Undeath} on the list?!? JK, its the most useless card printed recently.
Quote from: Silent1236 on November 12, 2013, 08:32:05 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on November 12, 2013, 08:29:57 PM
Quote from: Vileo on November 12, 2013, 08:01:47 PM
{Mugging}!
Edit: No... {Spark Jolt}!
It's funny, my LGS has mugging in its case for $40.
I'd be tempted to buy it and see if it's laced with gold or cocaine or something haha.
At first me and my friends were like "must have a misprint or something on it." Then we asked the owner and he says "if you paid $40 for that, would you feel mugged?"
WHY IS STORM CROW ON THIS LIST?!?!?
SHOW RESPECT TO THE CROW MAN!!!
Quote from: Anoobass on November 12, 2013, 07:58:46 PM
{Fires of Undeath} is the running joke in our playgroup.
But that art though.