So basically were going to make our own un- set called unmade. Anyone can create a card for it
For the win {0}
Instant
When your opponents sit down you can play the stand up card when the stand up they have to call your deck colors. If they get one wrong they walk away and you get a undefeated win.
Make un-planeswalkers! With weird abilities! Make the ulti the absolute silliest thing you've ever seen
They can even be un versions of real planeswalkers
Liliana Unveiled
+1: All players oggle at the art.
-3: Distract all opponents.
-9: All players take a moment to have private thoughts about Liliana.
Starts with -1
Do Over {3}
Instant
Return target countered card to their owners hand.
Umm... Actually I don't want to do that...
{R}{R} Hot Topic
Enchantment
All players must debate the purpose of this card and its effects
{1} Derp
Instant
any player may make a stupid face, if that player succeeds in getting another player to laugh or chuckle, they gain 2 life, if they do not get another player to even smirk, they lose 1 life
{G}{G}{G} 'Till the cows come home
sorcery
you gain 1/2 life each turn until an ox, cow, or ass enters the battlefield under your control
{0}LOL
Instant
Cast only after dealing damage to a player or destroying an opposing player's creature, land, or enchnantment
Laugh maniacally in the face of all opposing players, you gain 1/2 life and all opponents lose 1/2 life
{R}{U}Useless Sorcery
Tap target land, then untap that land.
Shuffle your hand.
Leave it to Fate {1}{B}{B}{B}
Sorcery
Flip 7 1/2 coins. If any of them results in heads or tails, flip 7 1/2 more coins. Repeat this process until you get something other than heads or tails.
"Heads or tails?"
"Does it really matter?"
{5} I quit
Enchantment
{T} you lose the game
What Did I Just Do?
{U}
Counter all spells on the stack named "What Did I Just Do?"
{0} say that again please
Instant
Counter target spell
The caster of that spell may recast the spell without paying its mana cost but must say the name of the spell aloud.
Unclad {U}
Sorcery
All players play with their hands revealed, the top card of their library turned over, and with no clothes on.
{B}{B}{B} Criticism
Sorcery
Each player tells the player to their right what they are doing wrong.
Quote from: IceScythe on October 31, 2013, 06:32:07 PM
{B}{B}{B} Criticism
Sorcery
Each player tells the player to their right what they are doing wrong.
^^^^This could be deadly.
{R}{R}{R}{G}{G}{G}{B}{B}{B}{U}{U}{U}{W}{W}{W} FINAL DESTINATION
SORCERY
TARGET OPPOSING PLAYERS LOSE THE GAME
"BECAUSE CAPS, THAT'S WHY!"
Any Shakespearean Character
{R}{R}{W}{B}
Any Shakespearean Character bitches, whines and kills itself if it were to attack, block, become affected by any spell or otherwise do anything meaningful to affect any part of the game.
10/10
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on October 31, 2013, 10:10:00 PM
Any Shakespearean Character
{R}{R}{W}{B}
Any Shakespearean Character bitches, whines and kills itself if it were to attack, block, become affected by any spell or otherwise do anything meaningful to affect any part of the game.
10/10
or, in the case if Julius Caesar, gets bitched and whined at, and then killed for trying to attack, block, become affected by any spell or otherwise do anything for the benefit of Rome.
Final Fight
Interrupt
Mana cost {infinity}
Use mana only produced by
{Mox Lotus} to cast Final Fight.
All players exile their library, hand, and battlefield from the game, then choose one creature they own not involved in the current game and put it onto the battlefield. Then add together the converted mana cost and power, subtract the defense, then multiply by the number of characters in the text box, and finally divided by number of characters in the cards name. Compare the results. Whoever has the lowest number wins the game. (X is counted as 0, * is counted as 0.5)
Why? Cause I said so!
Jace, the ponderer {2}{U}{U}
+5 - Choose one: scy 2, or draw a card, or target player mills 3, or return an instant or sorcery card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
-7 - Ask an opponent what they would do if they were you. If you do what they propose, they gain 5 life and you gain 10. If you don't, you lose 5 life and they lose 10.
-30 - Rewind the game back 5 turns (put all drawn cards back in library in original order and undo all life lost during said turns)
Start loyalty - 10