This forum game is simple and fun.
The Rules
You begin in Round 1. Each round, you can do three things:
1. Shoot another player
2. Shoot yourself
3. Shoot air
If you shoot a player, that player will die.
If you shoot yourself, anyone who shoots you will die. However, if no one shoots you, then you will die.
If you shoot air, then nothing happens.
You send choices by Messages/PM me, don't show them off in public!
The surviving players of a round move on to the next one and gain a point. If you are the only one alive, then you gets a bonus point and everyone who died comes back to life. However, if everyone shoots air, then I will modkill each player and we start a new round. This is to prevent stalls with players only shooting air.
There is a time limit of 48 hours each round. If a player hasn't submitted his action by then, then I will modkill that player.
First player to 10 points is the winner.
I stole this game from Phroph :P
...and I think that's it. If you want to play, then please indicate a response in this thread and stay active. Have fun!
If you wish to play but missed out on the signup phase, you can still sign up whenever it is Round 1. Just indicate on this thread and PM me with your action.
Also, I will do a different tournament style than Proph- I'll do 3 games of everyone, then an elimination tourney. Like this:
End of round 1: everyone regenerates
End of round 2: everyone regenerates
End of round 3 (and all the rest of rounds): people are eliminated until 1 person remains
(These are all the same rules :P )
ACTIVE PLAYERS
Gorzo-2
Mizark-1
Taysby-2
Mattao-1
{Trufflehunter}-5
Birdbrain-0
The1337magician-1
FlickerYourOwnIdentity-1
Icescythe-2
Crackalacka-1
Arbitraur-1
Noblellama-2
Black Death- 0
TRUFFLEHUNTER IS IN THE LEAD!
Sign me up !! ;)
Quote from: Taysby on October 17, 2013, 11:51:50 PM
I'll play. Do I send my choice to you now?
Whenever you decide, within next Wednesday ET
I will not start until I get PM's from at least 5 people.
I'll play. Do I need to pm you to enter?
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 18, 2013, 12:29:00 AM
I will not start until I get PM's from at least 5 people.
Ill plau
I'm in! But I'm waiting a couple days before I decide on my target ;)
Remember, you have to pm me with your choice of:
-shoot someone
-shoot yourself
-shoot air
I'll play
I'll post #1 as soon as everyone gets their PM choices in!
I'll play.
Still waiting on everyone's PMs.
1337, Gorzo, and Mattao- still need yours!
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 18, 2013, 03:33:26 PM
1337, Gorzo, and Mattao- still need yours!
Just PMed ya
This is going to be fun. I'm going to tennis, so I can't get it up now. I don't have 2 PMs anyways.
You play tennis? Competitively? I love tennis, and just got back from a match.
Quote from: CrackaLacka on October 18, 2013, 04:45:05 PM
You play tennis? Competitively? I love tennis, and just got back from a match.
Eh, just started, still learning.
At 12:00 tonight, I will mod kill all players without responses.
I only need one... Gorram it, join, 1337!
That's it, I'll have to modkill 1337 if I don't get a response by when I wake up.
I'll sign up :)
I'll play this little game... :D
I will write this in about an hour. NO MORE PLAYERS CAN JOIN UNTIL THE ROUND IS DONE!
iMtG Times Report
LOCATION: Austinist1's mansion, Hospital
Birdbrain and Mizark are sitting on Austinist's couch in front of a huge TV, holding xBox 360 controllers. They're playing Call of Duty: Modern Peacefare. Mizark kills Birdbrain with kindness several times, and Birdbrain gets enraged and pulls out a gun. Mizark sees this and whips out his ballistic knife, pointing it at Birdbrain't throat. They stand there like that for several minutes before Birdbrain gets bored and shoots, and nothing happens. He starts laughing. Mizark gets enraged and throws the knife at the TV, breaking it. They both start laughing, and fall asleep on the ground, laughing. They later wake up and walk away.
Gorzo, being the assassin he is, corners FlickerYourOwnIdentity while he's watching Mizark and Birdbrain have fun, and Gorzo points a glass beer bottle at Flicker's head. Flicker, expecting all of this to happen, being the psychic he is, uses his flickering powers to flicker away and get a Lolichop. Gorzo, not seeing this as he was distracted looking at a picture of Magikarp on the wall, drinks the beer and starts laughing, and looking at where Flicker was and saying "It was a joke!". Flicker then materializes again behind Gorzo and backstabs him, then walks off to get a smoothie.
After accidentally inhaling a Black lotus, Taysby is in the hospital and on the brink of death. Seeing this, Mattao19 sees his moment to finally kill someone and make his father proud, he sneaks into the hospital room and pours poison into Taysby that should have killed him. However, Taysby was granted awesome BL powers and wakes up to pour the poison into Mattao and then slam his face into the wall, killing him off. Taysby then gets up and walks away. Trufflehunter was Taysby's doctor, having extensive knowledge about BL, and walks in to see his patient missing. As he has not has a missing patient in MONTHS, he has a heart attack and promptly dies.
Icescythe had a gun cocked and pointed at Mattao's dead body, but then has some revelations and takes out the bullets and pretends to shoot Mattao. She then walks away with Chandra and the TF2 Pyro to go burn some houses to death.
the1337magician was upset that he didn't get to see Austinist's mansion, since it was the biggest thing he'd ever seen in that section of iMtG City, and goes and drowns himself in Austinist's swimming pool.
ACTIONS
{FlickerYourOwnIdentity}- Shoot Gorzo
{Icescythe}- Shoot air
{Mizark}- Shoot air
{Birdbrain}- Shoot air
{Trufflehunter}- Shoot himself
{Taysby}- Shoot himself
{Mattao19}- Shoot Taysby
{Gorzo}- Shoot Air
{The1337magician}- Modkill
This was my first one, sorry if it's not perfect
ALIVE
Icescythe (+1)
Taysby (+1)
Flicker (+1)
Mizark(+1)
Birdbrain(+1)
So can we sign up for a new round now? If so, I do
Lol I just died because my patient was missing. Some doctor I am...
Quote from: CrackaLacka on October 19, 2013, 01:42:46 PM
So can we sign up for a new round now? If so, I do
PM me with your choice. That goes for EVERYONE!
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on October 19, 2013, 01:46:17 PM
Lol I just died because my patient was missing. Some doctor I am...
:P
Get in your choices, folks!
Sorry I was on vacation. I'll play some other time I guess.
Quote from: The1337Magician on October 19, 2013, 02:27:02 PM
Sorry I was on vacation. I'll play some other time I guess.
You can still join, tourney hasn't started yet.
So do I just start now? Is that fair?
Flicker, you little rat, you :P
Oh this is so intense !!!! XD
Quote from: Gorzo on October 19, 2013, 05:12:57 PM
Flicker, you little rat, you :P
lol, you'll never get past my psychic powers :)
An I able to join now?
Just reread everything, looks like I can so I am in.
Once the next round starts scores will be reset and no-one else can join, so hurry up folks!
I have seven out of 11. Get them in, people!
Can I rejoin?
Oh yeah. This is a practice round, scores will later be reset, and we will really start. So you can join, just PM me.
So everyone is alive again? Even those ruthlessly killed by, say, Flicker?
Quote from: Gorzo on October 21, 2013, 05:03:36 PM
So everyone is alive again? Even those ruthlessly killed by, say, Flicker?
Lets all shoot Flicker ...
Quote from: Taysby on October 21, 2013, 05:14:00 PM
Now he's going to shoot himself because you said that...
Or will he ... Dun Dun Duuuuuuuunnnnn
Quote from: Noblellama on October 21, 2013, 05:23:32 PM
Didn't taysbe shoot himself?
Yep. And Mattao, I believe, shot her/him.
Quote from: Mattao19 on October 21, 2013, 06:20:51 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 21, 2013, 06:15:44 PM
Quote from: Noblellama on October 21, 2013, 05:23:32 PM
Didn't taysbe shoot himself?
Yep. And Mattao, I believe, shot her/him.
Shhhhh ;)
That already happened. I don't need to keep it a secret. Also, I only need a few more PMs!!!!
Peoples are gonna get modkilled!!!
Quote from: Arbitratur on October 21, 2013, 07:19:29 PM
Peoples are gonna get modkilled!!!
That person being Icescythe.
Now here's the story! (I messed up, Arbitratur is still in)
IMTG TIMES REPORT
Location: Downtown
While Icescythe is burning things with Chandra and Pyrotechnic, Mizark watches them with disgust. "So dysfunctional, the way they do this. The police can clearly find that it is them that are burning these houses up. I shall call my dragon flock and show them how to properly do it.. With volunteers. Muahahaha." Arbitratur is a human that has recently saddled up one of the dragons, and goes to Mizark to help destroy Scythe and the others. As he/she steps into Mizark's view, they start plotting on how to perfectly do it. Arbitratur decides to ride his dragon to burn them, while the other dragons (commanded by Mizark) follow behind and finish off whatever Arbitratur missed. Icescythe, having no idea this game was still going, promptly dies at the sight of seeing a real life dragon, as she had always wanted to. Then the dragons destroy her corpse to death.
Birdbrain, being the bird brain he is, decides to go outside and feed some birds whilst the dragons roar a city block away from him. His friends, Noblellama, FlickerYourOwnIdentity, and 1337magician decide to call him to see what he is up to to make sure he's not killing anyone like normal. When he tells them that he's feeding birds while dragons are shooting fire everywhere, they discuss and come to the conclusion that he must be put down. They call him again and tell him they'll pick him up in a white van to go to the movies in about an hour. "Yay!" shouts birdbrain, "I'll finally get to see Rocky XX!". When they pick him up, they all pull out guns and point them at Birdbrain. Birdbrain, expecting to be betrayed like this, whips out his flock of pigeons to go and blind all of them. However, the pigeons go a bit overboard and then pick up the gun and shoot Birdbrain's captors. Birdbrain then walks away crying because he realized Rocky XX hadn't come out yet.
Gorzo, having been brought back to life, is talking with Taysby about how Flicker killed him ruthlessly and on a whim, and how Flicker was a psychic. Taysby starts laughing, as he had a plan to kill Flicker, but since he now knows that Flicker is psychic he realizes he has a leg up on Flicker. Gorzo misinterprets this as a "Haha, you died from Flicker ha ha lolz" and whips out his flamethrower that he had somehow been carrying. Taysby, being a black belt in Jarate and Karate, dodges left and Gorzo misses. Taysby then lunges out and grabs Gorzo's neck and snaps it. He then grabs the flamethrower and disassembles it to see how it works and sits there for a few hours before passing out of starvation. He will live, however.
Mattao, Truffkehunterand Crackalacka get into an argument over if Purphoros, Thassa, or Erebos is better. They then whip out guns and start shooting at eachother, to reveal that both guns are potato guns. They then settle on the fact that Nylea and Heliod are the worst gods and walk away, each rebuilding their decks in their mind.
ACTIONS
{Mizark}- shoot Icescythe
{Trufflehunter}- shoot air
{Gorzo}- shoot Taysby
{Noblellama}- Shoot birdbrain
{Birdbrain}- shoot himself
{CrackaLacka}- shoot air
{Taysby}- shoot self
{Mattao}- shoot air
{FlickerYourOwnIdentity}- shoot Birdbrain...
{Arbitratur}- shoot Icescythe
{he1337magician}- shoot Birdbrain... .poo., that's a lot of bullets.
{Icescythe}- no choice (no PM)
SURVIVORS
Mizark
Arbitrator
Birdbrain
Taysby
Mattao
Crackalacka
Trufflehunter
ALL SCORES WILL BE RESET AFTER THIS ROUND. THIS WAS A PRACTICE ROUND. NEXT ROUND STARTS NOW. PEOPLE CAN JOIN NOW, BUT MUST WAIT UNTIL EACH ROUND IS OVER TO JOIN.
And from here on out tourney will be elimination. We will do two rounds of everyone, then an elimination tourney starts. That goes until 1 person is left. If 3 or less people are alive no shooting air. Got it?
Quote from: Noblellama on October 22, 2013, 01:17:13 PM
Lol, birdy got gunned down by three people!
No, three people got gunned down by birdy ;) lol, Birdbrain is onto something...
Mlerner you should write a novel!!!
Quote from: Mattao19 on October 22, 2013, 01:46:01 PM
Mlerner you should write a novel!!!
I'll try... Maybe... If I have time, I might do a project where I post chapters on a new thread then you guys give me feedback? Lol... I probably don't have time :P
Lol well good luck then
What does it take for a thread to be stickied in this section? Just out if {curiosity}.
Wait, if you shoot yourself while others try to shoot you the effect is bounced back???
Cool.
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on October 22, 2013, 04:33:20 PM
Wait, if you shoot yourself while others try to shoot you the effect is bounced back???
Cool.
That's what shooting yourself does- it reflects all affects.
So is the tournament starting now? If so, I shall pm you.
Quote from: CrackaLacka on October 22, 2013, 05:44:34 PM
So is the tournament starting now? If so, I shall pm you.
No. We play 2 games before the tourney, because everything has now been reset.
So wait, would I be able to join in at this point? Or an I to late?
Quote from: Minecraft1 on October 22, 2013, 05:50:37 PM
So wait, would I be able to join in at this point? Or an I to late?
You can join now. It is a new round, and when each round begins new people can join, PM me with your choice.
Whoever stickied this, thanks!
You're welcome ;)
Quote from: Gorzo on October 22, 2013, 06:15:28 PM
You're welcome ;)
Jeez- 400 kar??? 'Gratz! And thank you!!
Btw, what is karma?
Quote from: Minecraft1 on October 22, 2013, 06:35:42 PM
Btw, what is karma?
How people say that they like or dislike a post. You can see yours by the little number under their image.
I shot the air, nobody shot me, and I still died...
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on October 22, 2013, 08:06:31 PM
I shot the air, nobody shot me, and I still died...
.love., sorry! Let me just fix thaaaat!
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 22, 2013, 08:09:04 PM
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on October 22, 2013, 08:06:31 PM
I shot the air, nobody shot me, and I still died...
.love., sorry! Let me just fix thaaaat!
It's fine. I was just really confused.
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on October 22, 2013, 08:10:57 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 22, 2013, 08:09:04 PM
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on October 22, 2013, 08:06:31 PM
I shot the air, nobody shot me, and I still died...
.love., sorry! Let me just fix thaaaat!
It's fine. I was just really confused.
Yeah, Im just really absent-minded. That round didn't count so it has no real impact, but I'll do better in the future. Sorry!
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 22, 2013, 08:11:55 PM
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on October 22, 2013, 08:10:57 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 22, 2013, 08:09:04 PM
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on October 22, 2013, 08:06:31 PM
I shot the air, nobody shot me, and I still died...
.love., sorry! Let me just fix thaaaat!
It's fine. I was just really confused.
Yeah, Im just really absent-minded. That round didn't count so it has no real impact, but I'll do better in the future. Sorry!
GET IT TOGETHER MAN!!!
Quote from: Mattao19 on October 22, 2013, 11:05:05 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 22, 2013, 08:11:55 PM
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on October 22, 2013, 08:10:57 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 22, 2013, 08:09:04 PM
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on October 22, 2013, 08:06:31 PM
I shot the air, nobody shot me, and I still died...
.love., sorry! Let me just fix thaaaat!
It's fine. I was just really confused.
Yeah, Im just really absent-minded. That round didn't count so it has no real impact, but I'll do better in the future. Sorry!
GET IT TOGETHER MAN!!!
Okay... Lol
Quote from: Taysby on October 23, 2013, 09:41:42 AM
I think you should set a time and date for when the decisions need to be in before every round.
October 24, 12 midnight ET
Are we all back in now??? And then elimination starts?
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on October 23, 2013, 02:30:35 PM
Are we all back in now??? And then elimination starts?
No. 2 round of everyone THEN elimination, everything except active players have been reset.
Still missing four people. You know who you are, and so do I! Lol, just make sure you get them in :))
Get then in by 3 PM ET tomorrow or you will be modkilled.
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 24, 2013, 08:33:22 PM
Get then in by 3 PM ET tomorrow or you will be modkilled.
Can I request that someone get modkilled by an {Ill-Tempered Cyclops}?
Sorry for the delay guys, I was swamped!
iMtG TIMES REPORT
LOCATION: club iMtG, Gorzo's modcave, Mizark's destruction street
Gorzo, plotting in his modcave with his vast array of modarangs and modmobiles, is too enraptured in his work on destroying planet earth to notice The1337magician slip in-tru-da-window with his salt-laced knives covered in bees. While he slowly sneaks inside the busy Gorzo is typing furiously on his large Modcomputer. Magician slowly walks behind him and pulls out a knife, and stabs it at Gorzo. Little does he know, the Gorzo he was going to stab was a robot! Magician stabs down, but the needle cuts off the handle and hits Magician square between his eyes, killing him slowly. Gorzo steps out of his hiding spot and laughs, then orders a medium pizza.
Crackalacka, after seeing his master Gorzo die in a painful knife accident (or so he thinks), runs enraged into Gorzo's modcave and whips out a gun that shoots large cantaloupes. One of these hits Gorzo, and stuns him for a few seconds before he gets back up, steals the gun, takes a cantaloupe, poisons it, then offers it to Crackalacka in an offer of peace. Crackalacka knows better and just puts it into 1337magician's lips. Then slips in Noblellama runs in, pushes Gorzo out the window to slightly startle him until he falls into the pizza delivery man's hands, and the Llama eats Crackalacka, then throws the cantaloupe outside, and the Pizza delivery guy eats it as a tip. He was later reported as "Missing in battle", as Gorzo's house was a warzone to Donato's.
Icescythe, Mattao19, andTheTruffleHunterare in club iMtG, playing a twisted form of lazar tag. After 3 hours of their fighting, they all meet in the middle, guns pointed at each other in an ultimate showdown. After 45 minutes of no moving, a crowd gathers. After another 15 minutes they all get tired of it and shoot each other. In their version, if you get shot you die for 15 minutes. However, their bullets collide and get sucked into Zendikar, where a surprised goblin loses his dinner.
Birdbrain watches all of this go down in the crowd, and decides that the suspense was too great and then throws himself under his own truck while Taysby drives away with it. Minecraft1 sees this and decides that he wanted the truck, shoots Taysby, then drives away.
While all of this is going down, Mizark is distracted watching his glorious dragons burn the world down in their fury, and he is so enraptured by this sight he does not notice Arbitratur's dragon go and burn Mizark to death.
FlickerYourOwnIdentity, being the long-term psychic he has been in the past, looks into the future to see Mizark attempting to kill him, so he decides to shoot himself for protection, the rules to this being what they are. However, Flicker was seeing too far into the future, instead of directly into the future, and at the end of the round Flicker shoots himself in his head and then falls directly into the coffin he dug, before the games started.
ACTIONS
{Noblelama}- shoot crackalacka
{Birdbrain}- shoot self
{Arbiratur}- shoot Mizark
{Minecraft1}- shoot Taysby
{Crackalacka}- shoot 1337magician
{The1337magician}- shoot Gorzo
{Gorzo}- shoot Self
{Mattao19}- shoot Air
{Trufflehunter}- shoot Air
{FlickerYourOwnIdentity}- shoot self
{IceScythe}- shoot air
Taysby would be modkilled, but Minecraft1 shot them, so yeah. Mizark would be modkilled but Arbitratur killed him. Yep.
SURVIVORS
Gorzo +1
Noblellama +1
Icescythe +1
Mattao +1
Trufflehunter +1
Minecraft1 +1
Arbitratur +1
If you notice any mistakes I made shoot me a PM, it's late here and I'm pretty tired. Sorry if the stories were too short, also; I have a lot of homework and didn't have too much time.
Quote from: Arbitratur on October 27, 2013, 08:17:33 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 24, 2013, 08:33:22 PM
Get then in by 3 PM ET tomorrow or you will be modkilled.
Can I request that someone get modkilled by an {Ill-Tempered Cyclops}?
Sorry, I didn't see this until AFTER I had determined all the kills... Maybe next time. Also, everyone that would be modkilled was shot at anyways.
Updated scores ;)
Aaand I'm eliminated?
Aww.. Doesn't anyone have a grudge???
And a few notes.
Gorzo/fake Gorzo likes to be stabbed (it always makes me laugh)
Birdbrain likes to shoot himself
I have the tendency to be a terrible psychic
And whenever I read that Gorzo is pushed out the window I always have "This is Sparta" sounding off in my head. ;)
Nice job, this was funny
And I was there...
I did stuff...
Yusss...
R.I.P. missing pizza delivery guy. I will love you forever. I will remember you always. /teardrop
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on October 27, 2013, 11:17:41 PM
Gorzo/fake Gorzo likes to be stabbed (it always makes me laugh)
Lol, gee, glad to help.
Quote from: The1337Magician on October 27, 2013, 09:59:26 PM
Aaand I'm eliminated?
Not yet, elimination hasn't started yet.
Quote from: Taysby on October 27, 2013, 10:22:59 PM
Hey! I sent you my decision right after the first round ended.
This was the third round ;)
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 28, 2013, 06:50:02 AM
Quote from: Taysby on October 27, 2013, 10:22:59 PM
Hey! I sent you my decision right after the first round ended.
This was the third round ;)
so this is a practice round right?
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 28, 2013, 08:32:06 AM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 28, 2013, 06:50:02 AM
Quote from: Taysby on October 27, 2013, 10:22:59 PM
Hey! I sent you my decision right after the first round ended.
This was the third round ;)
so this is a practice round right?
This is the first real round, so no.
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 28, 2013, 08:32:37 AM
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Quote from: Taysby on October 27, 2013, 10:22:59 PM
Hey! I sent you my decision right after the first round ended.
This was the third round ;)
so this is a practice round right?
This is the first real round, so no.
I'm just trying to get it straight, you said this is a real round and the first 2 were practice correct? So if this is a real round, do people get eliminated at the end of a real round? Or do people just keep coming back?
Quote from: Arbitratur on October 28, 2013, 08:38:08 AM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 28, 2013, 08:32:37 AM
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Quote from: Taysby on October 27, 2013, 10:22:59 PM
Hey! I sent you my decision right after the first round ended.
This was the third round ;)
so this is a practice round right?
This is the first real round, so no.
I'm just trying to get it straight, you said this is a real round and the first 2 were practice correct? So if this is a real round, do people get eliminated at the end of a real round? Or do people just keep coming back?
People keep coming back for 2 rounds, this being the first if those, then elimination. Sorry if I'm not being clear :/
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 28, 2013, 08:44:09 AM
Quote from: Arbitratur on October 28, 2013, 08:38:08 AM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 28, 2013, 08:32:37 AM
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Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 28, 2013, 06:50:02 AM
Quote from: Taysby on October 27, 2013, 10:22:59 PM
Hey! I sent you my decision right after the first round ended.
This was the third round ;)
so this is a practice round right?
This is the first real round, so no.
I'm just trying to get it straight, you said this is a real round and the first 2 were practice correct? So if this is a real round, do people get eliminated at the end of a real round? Or do people just keep coming back?
People keep coming back for 2 rounds, this being the first if those, then elimination. Sorry if I'm not being clear :/
So if they come back for 2 rounds and then elimination, what determining factor makes a person eliminated?
Quote from: Arbitratur on October 28, 2013, 10:11:54 AM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 28, 2013, 08:44:09 AM
Quote from: Arbitratur on October 28, 2013, 08:38:08 AM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 28, 2013, 08:32:37 AM
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Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 28, 2013, 06:50:02 AM
Quote from: Taysby on October 27, 2013, 10:22:59 PM
Hey! I sent you my decision right after the first round ended.
This was the third round ;)
so this is a practice round right?
This is the first real round, so no.
I'm just trying to get it straight, you said this is a real round and the first 2 were practice correct? So if this is a real round, do people get eliminated at the end of a real round? Or do people just keep coming back?
People keep coming back for 2 rounds, this being the first if those, then elimination. Sorry if I'm not being clear :/
So if they come back for 2 rounds and then elimination, what determining factor makes a person eliminated?
Dying.
Quote from: Taysby on October 28, 2013, 11:45:39 AM
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Quote from: Taysby on October 27, 2013, 10:22:59 PM
Hey! I sent you my decision right after the first round ended.
This was the third round ;)
ummm... no. This was the second round...
No. There is one on page 2, one on page 4, and one on page 6, being this one.
Quote from: Taysby on October 28, 2013, 12:03:48 PM
oops, I missed that one. I was really wondering what was taking soo long for the second round. ;) You should pm the people who haven't submitted their choice because I thought it was still the second round.
Sorry... My fault, I should've PM'd you.
Okay so:
End of round 1: everyone regenerates
End of round 2: everyone regenerates
End of round 3 (and all the rest of rounds): people get eliminated
Correct?
Just trying to clear it up for everyone.
Quote from: Arbitratur on October 28, 2013, 12:42:41 PM
Okay so:
End of round 1: everyone regenerates
End of round 2: everyone regenerates
End of round 3 (and all the rest of rounds): people get eliminated
Correct?
Just trying to clear it up for everyone.
Yes! Thank you! +1 for explaining what I literally couldn't, lol. I didn't know how to say that :P and the elimination goes until only 1 person left, BTW
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 28, 2013, 12:45:48 PM
Quote from: Arbitratur on October 28, 2013, 12:42:41 PM
Okay so:
End of round 1: everyone regenerates
End of round 2: everyone regenerates
End of round 3 (and all the rest of rounds): people get eliminated
Correct?
Just trying to clear it up for everyone.
Yes! Thank you! +1 for explaining what I literally couldn't, lol. I didn't know how to say that :P and the elimination goes until only 1 person left, BTW
Maybe post what I wrote or similar right in your first initial post in the rules and also people definantly need to know who is playing each round, which you have done a good job with, just maybe when a round ends and starts, list everyone who is in and able to be killed 😝 doing a great job though! And I like how u list the points and people on the first post also!
Quote from: Arbitratur on October 28, 2013, 02:44:50 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 28, 2013, 12:45:48 PM
Quote from: Arbitratur on October 28, 2013, 12:42:41 PM
Okay so:
End of round 1: everyone regenerates
End of round 2: everyone regenerates
End of round 3 (and all the rest of rounds): people get eliminated
Correct?
Just trying to clear it up for everyone.
Yes! Thank you! +1 for explaining what I literally couldn't, lol. I didn't know how to say that :P and the elimination goes until only 1 person left, BTW
Maybe post what I wrote or similar right in your first initial post in the rules and also people definantly need to know who is playing each round, which you have done a good job with, just maybe when a round ends and starts, list everyone who is in and able to be killed 😝 doing a great job though!
Thanks !
Just need three people, I PM'd you if I don't have you. I will modkill in about 2 hours.
Here it is, people! THIS is the first elimination round!
iMtG TIMES REPORT
LOCATION: Gorzo's mansion, Mizark's battle grounds, Taysby's selfie section, hot dog eating contest joint
Gorzo was not pleased with the disaster that happened last time, as it meant spending hours upon tiring hours cleaning blood and cantaloupe off the floor and apologizing to the pizza delivery man. Gorzo, being the tricky businessman he is, hired Icescythe to clean the mess at half price he should be paid at. After an hour of work, he takes a lunch break and inadvertantly finds out about how he was ripped off and goes bonkers in the head. After nearly sprinting straight into a sword Gorzo planted to defend himself, Icescythe stops and thinks. He hires his old pal Crackalacka to slay Gorzo, being a master tactician as he is. After failing several times (On purpose, as he liked Gorzo), and Icescythe decides to do it himself and takes a flamethrower and goes after Gorzo. Gorzo, wearing a flame-retardant suit, was unharmed and the flames bounced comically away from his skin. Crackalacka, hating Icescythe for trying to kill Gorzo, redirects all flames at Icescythe, who slowly burns to death. In his last will and testament he decided that Prophylaxis would inherit his karma.
Taysby had recently gotten into the spirit of Selfie Sunday, and had decided to take an overly dramatic selfie where she was behind an invisible shield that repelled all attacks, and just for the lol'z had hired FlickerYourOwnIdentity and Noblellama just for dramatic effect. Flicker had recently been depressed with his inability to kill anyone and decided to stab Taysby with his pencil, and Noblellama had decided that he was too royal and noble to take part in this and started shooting at Taysby. Neither of them had known about the shield and promptly fell down, not quite dead but not healthy. As they were lying there, Taysby taking the photo blinded them so much their eyes exploded and they promptly died.
Mizark and Birdbrain have recently been arguing over the most powerful winged animals, and had decided to brawl. Each had brought some of their own specimen. Mizark, after waiting an hour for dramatic effect, decided to make the first move. He launched his army of pigeons and crows at the dragons surrounding Birdbrain, who promptly had a heart attack and they all died. Being unarmed, Birdbrain started to panic and pulled out the gun he stuffed in his boot. He fired several times before realizing he had brought his gun full of blanks. Mizark collapsed laughing, and his birds thought he died and flew into Birdbrain, ripping him to shreds. Mizark then stands up, covered in bloods and dragon guts, and walks away like a bad .femaledog. while photographers take pictures of him from behind and edit in explosions in the distance.
Mattao19 and The1337magician were Birdbrain's personal friends and close business associates, and realizing their friend was dead they started going through wild, frenzied emotions and decided they had no longer wanted to live anymore and threw a lit bomb into a trash can by accident right before Arbitratur threw in a full and open Bud Light (TM), knowing full well what would happen. Mattao looked in, nervous yet exited, when the explosion happened. Mizark took note of this and put on sunglasses and slowed his pace.
TheTruffleHunter was participating in a hot dog eating contest. He started losing badly only on his 32nd hot dog, and decided to shoot the other participants. TruffleHunter whipped out a grenade launcher and started shooting, and the other participants threw up, fainted, and were disqualified, making TruffleHunter the winner- even though the gun only shot water grenades~
ACTIONS
{Gorzo}- Selfie
{Mizark}-Shoot Birdbrain
{Taysby}- Selfie
{Mattao19}- Selfie
{Trufflehunter}- shoot air
{Birdbrain}- shoot Air
{The1337magician}- Selfie
{FlickerYourOwnIdentity}- shoot Taysby
{Icescythe}-shoot Gorzo
{Crackalacka}- shoot Icescythe
{Arbitraur}- shoot Mattao19
{Noblellama}- shoot Taysby
Selfie sunday! (Lol, I couldn't resist)
MOVING ON
{Gorzo} +1
{Crackalacka} +1
{Taysby} +1
{Mizark} +1
{TheTruffleHunter} +1
People in the next round:
Gorzo
Crackalacka
Taysby
Mizark
TheTruffleHunter
Fun challenge: No shooting air this round!
Quote from: Mlerner12 on November 02, 2013, 08:15:00 PM
People in the next round:
Gorzo
Crackalacka
Taysby
Mizark
TheTruffleHunter
Fun challenge: No shooting air this round!
You've fingered out my tactic :P
Auto correct has a vendetta against me..... I meant "figured"...
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on November 02, 2013, 10:50:33 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on November 02, 2013, 08:15:00 PM
People in the next round:
Gorzo
Crackalacka
Taysby
Mizark
TheTruffleHunter
Fun challenge: No shooting air this round!
You've fingered out my
Ewwwwww :P lol, it just wouldn't be fun to have too many people shoot air.
May I play?
Ok
Quote from: Taysby on November 10, 2013, 09:07:40 PM
when is this round ending? and you got my decision, right?
Yes, and I haven't gotten to a computer soon and I might not for a few weeks :-\ since I have so few people this round and I still haven't heard from two people, it should be over quickly. I'll get it up in a few weeks.
Can I join after this round?
Finally done :)
iMtG TIMES REPORT!
LOCATION: Mizark's battle grounds
The crowd is restless with anticipation. Everyone in the history of Gatherer is in the stands, watching below as our protaganists walk slowly into the ring, each armed with their very own array of spells of protection, harm, and a combination. Mizark and TheTruffleHunter are watching sadly from the sides, as they were kicked out due to not responding to their e-mails. A whistle is blown, a hush falls over the crowd, and the fight to the death begins.
Gorzo fires off the first shot, and Crackalacka ducks, watching the fireball sear his hair off. While he is distracted, Taysby turns to Gorzo with a cruel smile on her face. "It's too late", she says, her voice demonic and cruel. "Fus ro DAH!", she shouts with Gorzo flying to the back wall of the arena. "Oof" is all he can muster before he bites down on the cyanide pill he put in his mouth.
"Now that that's over," she says, "time to deal with my next pest", she says. Crackalacka, finally having put out his head, closes his eyes and starts chanting rhythmically. A large white and blue orb appears in front of him, and he opens his eyes and the ball launches out Taysby, who dives out of the way just in time.
"Well, now, that wasn't very polite", she says sarcastically as a magnificent dragon appears behind Crackalacka. "RAWR!", it says as Crackalacka dives into the stands, right into Mizark, who promptly falls off the edge and dies.
Crackalacka, however, had expected that, since he is indeed of Spartan descent. Brushing the debris off his shirt, he steps back into the arena, holding a mace in his hands while Taysby pats the dragon.
"Oh, boy. Not as easy as you thought", said Crackalacka. The dragon turns to him, and Taysby just shakes his head back and forth. "Oh, don't worry. Fluffy will take care of you soon enough", she said, smiling maliciously. "Sic, boy!" she says, and Fluffy sneezes.
"Hmm, that didn't work. Let's try this: ATTAAAAAAACK!" she shouts, and Fluffy charges forwards, its great wings open wide and Crackalacka merely holds up an oak branch confidentally.
Snap! Fluffy's lungs close around the branch, and Crackalacka's arm. Crackalacka cries out in pain, then collapses in agony.
"Perfect", says Taysby cruelly. "Now, one final command... Kill." she says, and Fluffy turns around, leans down as if for a pat, and snaps up Taysby in one bite.
"Well, folks, that's it for tonight's episode of Death in the Community! Join us next time for move laughs and fun times!" says the announcer as Crackalacka starts to bleed to death.
ACTIONS
GORZO- shoot self
TAYSBY- shoot self
CRACKALACKA- shoot Mizark
MIZARK- Crackalacka/modkill
Trufflehunter- Modkill
SURVIVOR
Crackalacka +2!
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damn, thought I replied. Oh well.....
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on November 14, 2013, 06:09:10 PM
damn, thought I replied. Oh well.....
I don't have it, sorry...
Quote from: Taysby on November 14, 2013, 11:48:08 PM
HEY! I am a MAN! I should get automatic acception into the next round because of that!
You are in. This is a new round. All regenerate.
Quote from: Taysby on November 15, 2013, 09:45:44 AM
I mean me vs crackalaka for the championship.
Hey, you died.
So we're all back in now? Should this still be in this post or a new one? Idk just asking.
Quote from: Arbitratur on November 15, 2013, 11:26:43 PM
So we're all back in now? Should this still be in this post or a new one? Idk just asking.
All back in. Same thread, if that's what you meant.
Not really a bump since this is stickies. Get those PMs in.
Quote from: Noblellama on November 25, 2013, 09:20:04 PM
Did I win since I messaged you like a week ago and no one else has?
::) I've gotten about 8 ish Pm's
Quote from: Noblellama on November 26, 2013, 12:56:22 PM
Did everyone shoot me?
I have still to compile the choices.
Sounds fun, I would love to play when a new round 1 is started.
Quote from: Kurama on November 29, 2013, 09:22:50 AM
Sounds fun, I would love to play when a new round 1 is started.
Ok, might take awhile though ;)
Quote from: Mlerner12 on November 29, 2013, 10:56:21 AM
Quote from: Kurama on November 29, 2013, 09:22:50 AM
Sounds fun, I would love to play when a new round 1 is started.
Ok, might take awhile though ;)
Alright, thanks
People need to either get their choices in or be modkilled... This is taking wayyy too long
Quote from: Arbitratur on November 29, 2013, 05:44:01 PM
People need to either get their choices in or be modkilled... This is taking wayyy too long
My grandparents have been here this week, I think I can write this tomorrow.
Okay, so poll time.
Should it take place in:
Ravnica
Dominaria
The wilderness
IMtG city
Agree with taysby.
Jeez. This is gonna be awkward.
"(Mom walks in)
'Whatcha writing?'
'Forums thing.'
(Looks at top of screen)
'Uh...'"
Let's refrain from that, people. As funny as that would be this thread is WITHOUT sex and nudity :P
Quote from: Taysby on December 01, 2013, 06:18:14 PM
You can just not have the party be started yet.
At least have it be in a Vegas casino.
Fine.
Still waiting for that {Ill-Tempered Cyclops}!
Quote from: Arbitratur on December 01, 2013, 06:58:20 PM
Still waiting for that {Ill-Tempered Cyclops}!
Next round.
Quote from: Noblellama on December 03, 2013, 03:25:23 PM
Lol, no worries man, just inquiring
Almost finished this, so I'll post within a year ;)
Here it is... FINALLY! I did no mentioning of the people I had to modkill.
iMtG TIMES REPORT
LOCATION: A VEGAS CASINO
"Get out! We don't ALLOW your kind here", Noblellama says to Black Death. "Oh yeah? Well, meet my friends... Lincon... Abraham... and two Washingtons" Death replies, reaching for his wallet. "No. I said, we don't allow BLACK players!", he shouts, clearly enraged. "Well, then, I guess you need to take a look at my... WIDDLE FRIEND!" he says and pulls out a potato gun, pointed at Noblellama, who promtly whips out an AK-47 and shoots everyone in the line.
"I see your two {Burning-Tree Emmisary} and raise you {Goblin Guide}.", says FlickerYourOwnIdentity to TruffleHunter, who is sitting across him. "Oh yeah? Well, I see your Goblin Guide and raise you an MM {Sword of Fire and Ice}! Hah!" comes the reply. "I fold. I guess the only way to stay alive now is to..." he looks at his enemy across from him dramatically, "get rid of the opposition." he says, pulling out his gun.
"Hah! No mere mortal can defeat those of the New Empire!"
"Who are those?" Flicker says, clearly confused.
"I don't know. But, since this scene is already very picturesque, we should continue it."
"Oh. In that case..." he says, and they both shoot a marshmallow into the mouth of the other. FLicker walks away fine. Trufflehunter goes home, then a few days later promptly dies. Nobody knew it was because he never had an MM Sword of Fire and Ice.
The1337magician and Crackalacka walk up to the bar. Magician asks for H20. Crackalacka asks for H20 too, knowing full well the repercussions. The bartender hands them their drinks. Magician walks away fine, goes home and, clearly drunk, buys 10 Alpha {Black Lotus}.
Arbitratur walks up to the roof of the 20-story casino and looks down at all the excitement happening below. "I can't take it anymore. My pet squirtle fainted... Professor X was slain... What more is there to live for?" she says.
"WAIT!" comes the reply from behind, from Icescythe. Their conversation went like this.
ICESCYTHE: Darling, stop!
ARBITRATUR: I'm gonna jump!
ICESCYTHE: Don't do it! I'm sorry, I blew it.
ARBITRATUR: It's too little, too late.
ICESCYTHE: NO!
ARBITRATUR: You can't change my fate.
ICESCYTHE: Please!
ARBITRATUR: I'll leave you, and this whole cruel world behind...permanentlyyyyy!
ICESCYTHE: NOOOOO!
ICESCYTHE: Please, don't throw it all away!
ARBITRATUR: Why should I stay?
ICESCYTHE: I swear I'll never leave, I'll never stray!
ARBITRATUR: You never behave.
ICESCYTHE: I promise I'll never leave you for another!
ARBITRATUR: I've heard it before!
ICESCYTHE: And I'm sorry that I shot your brother.
ARBITRATUR: I don't recall..
ICESCYTHE: Please take me back, I swear I'll make this work!
ARBITRATUR: You always say things like that, and then you treat me like a jerk. When it comes to love, you come first.
ICESCYTHE: I have a condition!
ARBITRATUR: It's too late, you'll never change, you're the worst!
ICESCYTHE: I can change, I can learn...new positions!
ARBITRATUR: If I die, you'll know the pain I feel inside! You'll suffer the
way I did when you lied.
ICESCYTHE: Don't do it!
ARBITRATUR: Goodbye!
ICESCYTHE: WAIT!! I.. I love you..
ARBITRATUR: ....... I love you t-
ICESCYTHE: WOW, I don't know you.
ARBITRATUR: ...
ICESCYTHE: Sorry I thought with.. The hair and.. I'm gonna go.
Icescythe then proceeds to walk away, and Arbitratur trips over a rock and falls off the building. Gorzo, being Scythe's long-term lover, kills himself at the sight of Scythe's body.
Taysby orders a drink of beer at the bar, and then strikes up a converstion with the bartender about the TARDIS. The bartender has no idea what this is and puts a knockout pill in Taysby's drink. The effects are instantaneous.
ACTIONS
{Black Death}- shoot Air
{FlickerYourOwnIdentity}- shoot Air
{Noblellama}-shoot Black Death
{TruffleHunter}- shoot Air
{The1337Magician}- shoot Air
{CrackaLacka}- shoot Self
{Arbitratur}- shoot Self
{IceScythe}- Shoot Air
{Taysby}- shoot Air
{Gorzo}- shoot Self
SURVIVORS
Taysby
IceScythe
The1337Magician
NOblellama
FlickerYourOwnIdentity
Trufflehunter
If I made any mistakes let me know!
Boy, that round was boring.
Thanks, Thomas Ridgewell, for the dialog between Icescythe and Arbitratur.
I died and then survived = I'm am a cat with now only 8 lives?
I'd love to play this! Lol
wait.. but if i lived... why would he kill himself at the sight of my dead body? hubba-wha?
Quote from: IceScythe on December 05, 2013, 05:59:28 PM
wait.. but if i lived... why would he kill himself at the sight of my dead body? hubba-wha?
*He was drunk.
Quote from: DylanW18 on December 05, 2013, 05:31:14 PM
I'd love to play this! Lol
PM me when the next round starts.
Quote from: Noblellama on December 05, 2013, 06:14:53 PM
I'm the only one who committed murder? Wow
Everyone decided the ceiling was gonna get it or took selfies...
Well I was a little drunk and was aiming for Gorzo (I like his beard, and shooting people is the only way I know how to compliment.) and I tripped over a flying penguin named Lion...
Maybe I was smoking something too...
Why would you say I'm a girl... Nothing about me ever indicated that... Especially my last gravatar was me with my 2 boys...
Quote from: Arbitratur on December 06, 2013, 08:50:30 AM
Why would you say I'm a girl... Nothing about me ever indicated that... Especially my last gravatar was me with my 2 boys...
Same reason I said taysby was a girl- the story.
😝
So am I dead or alive?
😈 lol
Quote from: Mlerner12 on December 07, 2013, 09:05:54 AM
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on December 07, 2013, 12:50:37 AM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on December 06, 2013, 09:02:55 PM
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on December 06, 2013, 08:31:28 PM
So am I dead or alive?
Dead
But no one shot me...
Wow, your right, I'm confusing myself...
dont do school and stay in drugs kids
Quote from: IceScythe on December 07, 2013, 11:39:07 AM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on December 07, 2013, 09:05:54 AM
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on December 07, 2013, 12:50:37 AM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on December 06, 2013, 09:02:55 PM
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on December 06, 2013, 08:31:28 PM
So am I dead or alive?
Dead
But no one shot me...
Wow, your right, I'm confusing myself...
dont do school and stay in drugs kids
🚬🚬💉💊
Is this still on?
I need PMs bit yes!
Who do you still need from
I've had my inbox full of trade stuff so EVERYONE PM ME
Quote from: Taysby on December 19, 2013, 08:57:24 AM
MWAH ha ha!m I shall kill you all with my machine gun! I'm gonna go on killing streak!
Hey is that a Lightni....
PFZIIUU !!!!!!
Nooooo, poor Taysby, he totally did NOT see that lightning bolt coming !! Right when he was going on a killing streak too
Quote from: Mizark on December 19, 2013, 08:19:58 PM
Quote from: Taysby on December 19, 2013, 08:57:24 AM
MWAH ha ha!m I shall kill you all with my machine gun! I'm gonna go on killing streak!
Hey is that a Lightni....
PFZIIUU !!!!!!
Nooooo, poor Taysby, he totally did NOT see that lightning bolt coming !! Right when he was going on a killing streak too
Going in the log
I'm a little confused because I ordered H2O, water and Cracka ordered H2O too, which could be mistaken as H2O2, Hydrogen Peroxide. So I get drunk off of water and buy 10 Black Loutuses and Crackalacka doesn't even die from drinking the rubbing alcohol. These are some mighty immune system problems you have us.
Or does he die?
PS: Also I looked it up, H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide but I was mistaken, it's not rubbing alcohol. Silly me. Still bad for you though.
Quote from: The1337Magician on December 21, 2013, 10:00:10 AM
I'm a little confused because I ordered H2O, water and Cracka ordered H2O too, which could be mistaken as H2O2, Hydrogen Peroxide. So I get drunk off of water and buy 10 Black Loutuses and Crackalacka doesn't even die from drinking the rubbing alcohol. These are some mighty immune system problems you have us.
Or does he die?
PS: Also I looked it up, H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide but I was mistaken, it's not rubbing alcohol. Silly me. Still bad for you though.
This round is mighty confusing.
Quote from: Mlerner12 on December 21, 2013, 11:08:15 AM
Quote from: The1337Magician on December 21, 2013, 10:00:10 AM
I'm a little confused because I ordered H2O, water and Cracka ordered H2O too, which could be mistaken as H2O2, Hydrogen Peroxide. So I get drunk off of water and buy 10 Black Loutuses and Crackalacka doesn't even die from drinking the rubbing alcohol. These are some mighty immune system problems you have us.
Or does he die?
PS: Also I looked it up, H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide but I was mistaken, it's not rubbing alcohol. Silly me. Still bad for you though.
This round is mighty confusing.
Quick question: do I need to send in again?
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on December 21, 2013, 11:12:51 AM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on December 21, 2013, 11:08:15 AM
Quote from: The1337Magician on December 21, 2013, 10:00:10 AM
I'm a little confused because I ordered H2O, water and Cracka ordered H2O too, which could be mistaken as H2O2, Hydrogen Peroxide. So I get drunk off of water and buy 10 Black Loutuses and Crackalacka doesn't even die from drinking the rubbing alcohol. These are some mighty immune system problems you have us.
Or does he die?
PS: Also I looked it up, H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide but I was mistaken, it's not rubbing alcohol. Silly me. Still bad for you though.
This round is mighty confusing.
Quick question: do I need to send in again?
Sure
Hey! I never gave up on this! Two going at once! Unless you guys want flicker to do them.
I've just been busy, I'm writing one as we speak!