Ready, Aim Fire 2-MLERNER EDITION

[Mlerner12]

Didn't taysbe shoot himself?

Yep. And Mattao, I believe, shot her/him.

[Mattao19]

Didn't taysbe shoot himself?

Yep. And Mattao, I believe, shot her/him.

Shhhhh

[Mlerner12]

Didn't taysbe shoot himself?

Yep. And Mattao, I believe, shot her/him.

Shhhhh

That already happened. I don't need to keep it a secret. Also, I only need a few more PMs!!!!

[Arbitratur]

Peoples are gonna get modkilled!!!

[Mlerner12]

Peoples are gonna get modkilled!!!

That person being Icescythe.

[Mlerner12]

Now here's the story! (I messed up, Arbitratur is still in)

IMTG TIMES REPORT

Location: Downtown

While Icescythe is burning things with Chandra and Pyrotechnic, Mizark watches them with disgust. "So dysfunctional, the way they do this. The police can clearly find that it is them that are burning these houses up. I shall call my dragon flock and show them how to properly do it.. With volunteers. Muahahaha." Arbitratur is a human that has recently saddled up one of the dragons, and goes to Mizark to help destroy Scythe and the others. As he/she steps into Mizark's view, they start plotting on how to perfectly do it. Arbitratur decides to ride his dragon to burn them, while the other dragons (commanded by Mizark) follow behind and finish off whatever Arbitratur missed. Icescythe, having no idea this game was still going, promptly dies at the sight of seeing a real life dragon, as she had always wanted to. Then the dragons destroy her corpse to death.

Birdbrain, being the bird brain he is, decides to go outside and feed some birds whilst the dragons roar a city block away from him. His friends, Noblellama, FlickerYourOwnIdentity, and 1337magician decide to call him to see what he is up to to make sure he's not killing anyone like normal. When he tells them that he's feeding birds while dragons are shooting fire everywhere, they discuss and come to the conclusion that he must be put down. They call him again and tell him they'll pick him up in a white van to go to the movies in about an hour. "Yay!" shouts birdbrain, "I'll finally get to see Rocky XX!". When they pick him up, they all pull out guns and point them at Birdbrain. Birdbrain, expecting to be betrayed like this, whips out his flock of pigeons to go and blind all of them. However, the pigeons go a bit overboard and then pick up the gun and shoot Birdbrain's captors. Birdbrain then walks away crying because he realized Rocky XX hadn't come out yet.

Gorzo, having been brought back to life, is talking with Taysby about how Flicker killed him ruthlessly and on a whim, and how Flicker was a psychic. Taysby starts laughing, as he had a plan to kill Flicker, but since he now knows that Flicker is psychic he realizes he has a leg up on Flicker. Gorzo misinterprets this as a "Haha, you died from Flicker ha ha lolz" and whips out his flamethrower that he had somehow been carrying. Taysby, being a black belt in Jarate and Karate, dodges left and Gorzo misses. Taysby then lunges out and grabs Gorzo's neck and snaps it. He then grabs the flamethrower and disassembles it to see how it works and sits there for a few hours before passing out of starvation. He will live, however.

Mattao, Truffkehunterand Crackalacka get into an argument over if Purphoros, Thassa, or Erebos is better. They then whip out guns and start shooting at eachother, to reveal that both guns are potato guns. They then settle on the fact that Nylea and Heliod are the worst gods and walk away, each rebuilding their decks in their mind.

ACTIONS
{Mizark}- shoot Icescythe
{Trufflehunter}- shoot air
{Gorzo}- shoot Taysby
{Noblellama}- Shoot birdbrain
{Birdbrain}- shoot himself
{CrackaLacka}- shoot air
{Taysby}- shoot self
{Mattao}- shoot air
{FlickerYourOwnIdentity}- shoot Birdbrain...
{Arbitratur}- shoot Icescythe
{he1337magician}- shoot Birdbrain... .poo., that's a lot of bullets.
{Icescythe}- no choice (no PM)

SURVIVORS
Mizark
Arbitrator
Birdbrain
Taysby
Mattao
Crackalacka
Trufflehunter

ALL SCORES WILL BE RESET AFTER THIS ROUND. THIS WAS A PRACTICE ROUND. NEXT ROUND STARTS NOW. PEOPLE CAN JOIN NOW, BUT MUST WAIT UNTIL EACH ROUND IS OVER TO JOIN.

[Mlerner12]

And from here on out tourney will be elimination. We will do two rounds of everyone, then an elimination tourney starts. That goes until 1 person is left. If 3 or less people are alive no shooting air. Got it?

[Mlerner12]

Lol, birdy got gunned down by three people!

No, three people got gunned down by birdy lol, Birdbrain is onto something...

[Mattao19]

Mlerner you should write a novel!!!

[Mlerner12]

Mlerner you should write a novel!!!

I'll try... Maybe... If I have time, I might do a project where I post chapters on a new thread then you guys give me feedback? Lol... I probably don't have time

[Mattao19]

Lol well good luck then

[Mlerner12]

What does it take for a thread to be stickied in this section? Just out if {curiosity}.

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Wait, if you shoot yourself while others try to shoot you the effect is bounced back???

Cool.

[Mlerner12]

Wait, if you shoot yourself while others try to shoot you the effect is bounced back???

Cool.

That's what shooting yourself does- it reflects all affects.

[lotrwk]

So is the tournament starting now? If so, I shall pm you.