Each person will pose a "What If?" question and answer the previous poster's question.
To start: "What if the world were ruled by beaver overlords?"
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 09, 2013, 07:05:29 PM
Each person will pose a "What If?" question and answer the previous poster's question.
To start: "What if the world were ruled by beaver overlords?"
The woodchucks would revolt.
What if the Greek gods were real?
Theros wouldn't be allowed to be made.
What if black lotus was only $1?
I'd have an amazing legacy deck.
What if America is really a dictatorship and everything that we know and think about the outside world is a lie by the government?
Then we warned by The Truman Show and didn't listen.
What if al those rock stars who had died young lived on instead?
Maybe music wouldn't be so terrible nowadays
What if someone had gone back in time to stop the world from ending but we never knew because this is the only reality we know?
Then we're alive.
What if Gruul made and enforced all laws?
Laws would be really f#$%ed up.
"What if you were me and what if I were you?" -John Ondrasik
Then neither of us would know who the hell we were.
What if Disney stars were forced by the company to implode in order to highlight wholesomeness of the new batch of child stars.
Weird stuff would be happening around the world...
What if there weren't any stupid people?
The there would be no smart people either, just people.
What if Chuck Norris was really a wimp and all these facts were a well oiled PR campaign.
Then Chuck Norris would come smash my face into my keyboard, but that won't happen becau- hskncisorkalksldj283&jdj28jd1dkeoejd9jf.
What if no one did anything for a Klondike bar?
Those commercials would be funnier
What if time was stopped for 10 trillion years but we never knew because it just started again?
Then it would die...figuratively speaking...
What if the "L" in "Samuel L. Jackson" does actually stand for "mother f***er"?
It does, so that's not really a hypothetical.
What if people found playing Magic to be sexy?
Then none of us would be single?
What if this post was a cucumber?
I'm not single, and my girlfriend is hot :p she has an esper token deck :p I digress
If it was a cucumber, I'd put in on a sandwich. Note: I'm putting this thread on a sandwich. Let that sink in.
What if we are aliens who invaded earth millions of years ago and our elder alien tribe didn't pass on the story so that we never knew, and thought we came from Earth?
Then that would explain a lot of myths.
What is this waking world is but a dream, and the sleeping world is the real world?
Then I've died far more times in the real work than in the dream world.
What if sharks liked chocolate ice cream?
We could avoid dozens of deaths per year
What if humans produced a sexually?
Then we would lack all genetic diversity and would have been wiped out a while ago.
What if England had kept Piers Morgan?
Tabloids would be more interesting.
What if Mitch Hedberg hadn't died?
Then Mitch Hedburg would still be alive.
What if Mitt Romney had been elected?
(By the way I don't have anything against the guy, or Obama. Just a what if)
We might be a little bit better.
What if commons became worth millions of dollars and rares were worth a penny
Quote from: Dragn_rdr on September 15, 2013, 04:39:48 PM
We might be a little bit better.
What if commons became worth millions of dollars and rares were worth a penny
The world economy would collapse
What if Marvel had bought DC when they had the chance?
Then there would be a lot of interesting plots.
What if the Chicago Cubs win the World Series in the next 100 years??
Then baseball would get very boring or very interesting.
What if Wizards made a new Un-set?
Then they'd have to make an un-block
What if Piotr is really a zombie?
Then he is using the Internet to hide his true identity.
What if your favorite Magic card were real.
Then I would rule as overlord!!!
What if the only reason for speed limits is so we don't get to 88mpg and time travel?!?! (a reference to Back to the Future)
Then time travel IS possible, and the government has been lieing to us.
What if the government has been lieing to us?
Te governments lies to us more than we can physically count, so that's not a hypothetical.
What if Master Cheif has actually died before, and they just bring him back to life like the "Black Spartans"?
Maybe they just get a new guy and just throw him in the suit O.O nobody would ever know as long as he doesn't show his face!!!
What if that magic pencil from spongebob actually worked on real life and I owned it!?
Meehoyminoy!
Than sponge bob........is real and the bikini bottom is real
What if the world changed to where magic players gain a planes walker spark?
I would go on a merciless rampage and take control of the Multiverse
What if all of the sudden televisions everywhere stopped worked permanently.
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 22, 2013, 11:05:12 PM
I would go on a merciless rampage and take control of the Multiverse
What if all of the sudden televisions everywhere stopped worked permanently.
Then we'd need a news broadcast about it.
What if Voldemort won?
He would take all our noses, like our parents did when we were 4, so we would all be like him.
What if dogs are actually "talking" to each other when they bark?
Then my dog must think I'm stupid or I'm mocking I'm O.O and all his barking is him telling me off or shouting from the back yard to other dogs how stupid his human is!!
What if pets owned their human and the humans didn't know it because the pet makes us think we are in charge?!
MINDFCK
What if all of the songs on our iPod are the obes we hate the most and we cant erase them or break the iPod?
Quote from: IntoFire on September 23, 2013, 05:53:48 AM
MINDFCK
What if all of the songs on our iPod are the obes we hate the most and we cant erase them or break the iPod?
I would buy an new iPod
What if Magic all of the sudden became cool/popular?
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 23, 2013, 03:00:52 PM
Quote from: IntoFire on September 23, 2013, 05:53:48 AM
MINDFCK
What if all of the songs on our iPod are the obes we hate the most and we cant erase them or break the iPod?
I would buy an new iPod
What if Magic all of the sudden became cool/popular?
I would smack some people, and bro fist some people.
What if the fox said "BWEEEW BWOOOO BWAH BWAH BEEH BEEWUH"
He'd be put in an asylum
What if humans were still hunter gatherers?
Then if be a hunter gatherer I s'pose.
What if plants could talk?
I would be all. LIKE A BOSS status
What if when fish open their mouth they try to talk to us but the water prevents them from doing so
Then I pulled the fish backwards through water
What if Vikings had never become peaceful (keep in mind who killed off the worlds largest empire)
Then Sweden would be giving the world as much trouble as certain countries in the Middle East
What if there was a card that Kiki jiki'ed stuff in the graveyard?
Birthing pod would be to easy.
What if the nations stopped fighting
The world would implode, but that's never going to happen, so we're safe.
What if I had the power of teleportation?
There would be a paradox, you being in 2 places at once.
What if Justin Bieber had the voice of Morgan Freeman and Tay Zonday's fictional child?
Sorry but I must interrupt, not time travel, just instant speed moving from place A to place B.
Back to the game:
Then his fans would be the opposite of who they are now.
What if Chuck Norris wrote a book about his life.
Then the world would implode, but it's never going to happen so were safe.
What if our world were actually one of infinite and each was a plane from MtG?
There is a theory of multiple universes out there. If this was a mtg plane, then when can I walk away from here?
What if humanity had no self control and we went with our base bestial instincts?
I would be in prison for a very long time.
What if male could actually understand females?
the results are unthinkable because that would never happen.
what if parents enforced rules upon their children?
Quote from: IceScythe on October 16, 2013, 01:56:12 PM
the results are unthinkable because that would never happen.
what if parents enforced rules upon their children?
Everyone would know my pain :'(
What if there are no taxes?
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 16, 2013, 01:57:03 PM
Quote from: IceScythe on October 16, 2013, 01:56:12 PM
the results are unthinkable because that would never happen.
what if parents enforced rules upon their children?
Everyone would know my pain :'(
What if there are no taxes?
people would have slightly more money, and much less government, both protection and involvement
what if Ios 8 makes your phone run faster?
Then I wouldn't get it because then I couldn't catch it!!!!😄😜
What if I couldn't think if anything to say for a "what if" question for a threa on the gatherer?
Then you would waste 56 seconds of my time, and 487 bytes of 3G data.
What if you DID think of a what if?
Your time and data would not have been wasted.
What if the world rotated in the opposite direction it does now?
Duh! Time would go backwards!!!!!
What if this thread actually had no porpuse like most threads on these forums?
Then we just might be wasting our time :/
What if magic was a real thing and you actually summoned creatures like a Planeswalker when you had a duel
Then I would be dead several times over.
What if cinnamon buns grew on trees?
I would weigh more then Fat Bastard.
What if we're in the matrix right now but we don't know it because Morpheus haven't told us yet?
Then it sucks to be us.
What if everyone saw in black and white?
Then dogs would see in color
What if you could see germs?
Sheldon Cooper would live in a bubble...
What if your bus driver realized he was a cat and couldn't drive?
I would question my reality.
What if the iMtG community gathered in real life?
The amount of neediness from a "magic: the gathering, gathering" would be insurmountable.
What if coca cola still used cocain in their product, and just told us that they stopped.
I would be so drugged up right now...
What if babies formed organizations to rule humanity though cuteness? (I spend like 3 minutes trying to remember how cute was spelled... Mini brain shutdown kept thinking qute...)
Quote from: Minecraft1 on October 21, 2013, 10:58:19 PM
I would be so drugged up right now...
What if babies formed organizations to rule humanity though cuteness? (I spend like 3 minutes trying to remember how cute was spelled... Mini brain shutdown kept thinking qute...)
Maybe I should check on that since took me that long to remember how to spell cute XD
They may have cuteness, but babies can't spell. ;)
What if gravity as reversed?
We would all die of course.
What if we has no moon?
We could see more stars. Well, sometimes.
... What if I forgot to ask a question?
Then I would ask it for you...
What if a plane crashed into your school/workplace?
Win/win, if I'm not there, I don't have work tomorrow. If I was there I die the way I always wanted to, fiery explosion.
What if you woke up tomorrow with a planeswalker spark?
im going to do something stupid and die probably.
what if you had the power to set people's facial hair on fire with willpower?
Half my teachers would be g**ked
What if you were able to go back in time and reinvent 1 thing
That's a hard one. I'd reinvent the world :)
What if the earth was flat?
Quote from: PapaBudz on October 23, 2013, 08:56:19 PM
What if the earth was flat?
Trade would be hard.
What if Einstein was actually Piotr in disguise? (Lol, all I could think of :P )
I'll bet you he was.
What if Piotr was eternal?
What do you mean? Piotr is eternal... Who else could have greatest this app but God!?!?!
What if the storyline of all the Austin Powers movies were real???
They are. 007 is all Hollywood.
What if the dark ages never happened?
Then the Renaissance would not have happened either, nor the Scientific Reveloution or the Enlightenment, and probably not the Great Awakening either... The world would be a bit different...
What if everyone dressed nicely, like the most casual attire that you would wear in public would be a polo shirt and slacks or khakis...
Quote from: IceScythe on October 23, 2013, 10:13:26 PM
Then the Renaissance would not have happened either, nor the Scientific Reveloution or the Enlightenment, and probably not the Great Awakening either... The world would be a bit different...
What if everyone dressed nicely, like the most casual attire that you would wear in public would be a polo shirt and slacks or khakis...
Do this every day, soooo...I guess I just get looked at strangely.
What if your phone stopper working for a day?
Mass suicides, and riots in the streets... After that first hour, idk... Maybe order a pizza... ON MY GOD DAMN PHONE THAT ISNT WORKING!!! SON OF A GOD **** MOTHER ******* ***** *** **** YOURSELVES!!!
What if a man have you two boxes, one made you live forever, the other instantly killed you
I'd try my luck.
What if chickens rose up and overthrow our species?
(This has to be a racist joke...)
I said species... race has nothing to do with it. Answer the question. Chicken apocalypse.
Than black people would invent a trap that's a fryer hidden as a chicken house. And eat well For a while.
What if music disappeared?
TOLD YOU IT WAS A RACIST JOKE!!!
Ok... As an answer to the music question, iPod would go out of business...
What if you were allergic to grass?
Then I would sneezed my way to hell...;)
What if Elvis Presley would not be dead...?
Quote from: whitedrake on October 24, 2013, 07:09:09 PM
Then I would sneezed my way to hell...;)
What if Elvis Presley would not be dead...?
I would be happy.
What if I decided to buy WotC and controlled their new sets?
We'd be seeing some odd cards in the future... And a whole lot more un-sets...
What if Swag and Yolo and #HashtagEverything had never become part of pop culture?
Life would be boring
What if Miley cyrus never became famous ?
The world would be a safer place to bring children into.
What if someone is staking your every move... Not to harm you or steal from you, but they just watch everything you do and write it down... They peep in your windows at night... And follow you in the day..
Then wizards really screwed up somewhere...
What if Vintage Masters was a trap... And every card was either Tibalt or {Vexing Devil}
Than wizards will have a riot of planes walkers at their front door
What if we are being watched by aliens when we watch tv.
Then the opposite would also be true? I knew those guys on the history channel were right!
What if Master Chief took off his helmet so we could actually see his WHOLE face, FOR ONE *** **** MOTHER ******* TIME!
That everyone would actually like the president?
What if anime watchers secretly became rich?
Then I'd never pull it... ;-;
What if babies grow on baby trees?
Then we are actually fruit...
What if the sun was blue?
Superman would be 5x stronger.
What if you got fired tomorrow?
Quote from: Anoobass on October 27, 2013, 02:27:16 PM
Superman would be 5x stronger.
What if you got fired tomorrow?
I have no job already so HA.
What if you actually WERE what you ate?
I'd be........ HUMAN
Will you please make me dinner?
No... I'm done cooking food for people I don't really know.
What if {Deathrite Shaman} gets printed in the next Duel Deck?
Quote from: rarehuntertay on October 28, 2013, 11:14:07 AM
No... I'm done cooking food for people I don't really know.
What if {Deathrite Shaman} gets printed in the next Duel Deck?
Price drop
What if Rarehunter hunted commons?
Actually, I do hunt commons also...
What if Mlerner wasnt so obsessed with eggs?
Quote from: Taysby on October 28, 2013, 12:04:22 PM
then I would dominate the archtype of eggs.
what if all the hot girls loved magic?
Cards would catch on fire (hot... Heh heh)
What if all my puns were GOOD?
Then you would be a "punny" guy...
What if all soda companies stopped making their delicious beverages tomorrow?
then i would start drinking apple juice... reluctantly
what if mlerner is an eggit gulidmage? instead of an izzet eggmage?
Then he would be weird...
What if all the Elder Dragons survived the War and they all became Planeswalkers?
Quote from: rarehuntertay on November 12, 2013, 10:16:40 PM
Then he would be weird...
What if all the Elder Dragons survived the War and they all became Planeswalkers?
WOULD be?????
Then the story lines would be... Interesting ;)
What if WotC DIDN'T make a ban list?
Then some formats would be 8&-:??!ed up
What if magic didn't exist.
All of our lives would be extremely empty and I might be doing homework right now...
What if dogs rose up in a revolution tonight?
Then today's my lucky day O.o dogs... Or really most animals all seem to love me so they'll let me live!
What if an itch is your body's way of saying "RIP THIS SKIN OFF ONLY IN THIS SPOT!!!!" But we only scratch a little to tease it and shut up mr. Itch?!:O
Then... we'd scratch it and it would stop...?
What if everyone sees colors differently and mixed up? Like a green apple is green, but to someone else it's what we consider red.
That explains why my art teacher was so weird...
What if you went to your LGS and bought a booster box with 72 mythics in it.
I would continually sell mythics to buy more boxes of more mythics, etc until my monies are infinite and I can fill a bathtub with mythics and roll in them. Might be a little painful but you get what I mean.
What if you bought a pack of M14, only to open it and find 16 (Packs are 15 cards) Storm crows all showing mythic rarity?
I would be pleased that the Great and Powerful {Storm Crow} had graced me with its presence
What if someone promoted you to President today?
First order of business, TINY MINISKIRTS!!!!!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c4GbLPZY-6Q&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dc4GbLPZY-6Q
What if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex?
Then I would admire my boobs, what I'd pudding was a higher race and it ate us
Quote from: Necromancerman on November 13, 2013, 02:05:55 PM
Then I would admire my boobs, what I'd pudding was a higher race and it ate us
It's like those "soviet Russia" jokes.
What if I was neo and we were all in the matrix?
(Oh. And welcome to the matrix.)
Then were all screwed.
What if 99% of existence were a lie and you're really the only living thing ever in like this cool VR thing?
Then.. Why are video games so much more fun than real life?
What if you had no sense of balance
Then you'd lay down all the time.
What if Wizards reprinted Zendikar fetches?
Then swoon fanboys, swoon!
What if wizards reprinted p9 in a booster that had 1 each in it?
Then VALUE!
What if men had breasts
We already do.
What if everything is a lie and the only truth is that everything is a lie?
Then everything is cake.
What if every time you went to sleep, your dream became an alternate reality?
But I don't dream... :(
What if you never had to eat again?
I'd have a smokin bod and then I'd slowly eat myself and die horribly.
What if every human being went outside and screamed, all at once, for 10 minutes
Everyone would go deaf shortly before suffocating.
What if we ate on upside down tables?
Quote from: Vileo on November 14, 2013, 08:23:17 PM
Everyone would go deaf shortly before suffocating.
What if we ate on upside down tables?
Then I would throw up my food constantly.
What if I didn't always accidentally necro old threads?
the world would be a safer place to bring my children into
what if the Roman empire had never collapsed?
Then everyone in the armor would wear those weird roman skirt things that are supposedly armor.
What if pizza were never invented?
Than people wouldn't know what true mouth orgasms are.
Edit: What if you were to have open heart surgery wide awake?
Sorry I forgot to post a question
You're supposed to post a "what if"...
Quote from: Dragn_rdr on November 14, 2013, 10:36:39 PM
Than people wouldn't know what true mouth orgasms are.
"Ya dun' messed up A-A-ron!"