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Title: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on August 21, 2013, 01:40:05 PM
Self explanatory title :)

Storm Crow says "Wizards was too cowardly to make me a 1 drop."
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on August 21, 2013, 01:45:06 PM
What keeps you safe at night? I sleep with a storm crow under my pillow ;)
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agarrita80 on August 21, 2013, 05:13:52 PM
Storm crow is the only being known to man that cut Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agarrita80 on August 21, 2013, 05:25:10 PM
Storm crow's blood can cure cancer, but it never bleeds.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on August 21, 2013, 05:35:33 PM
^------- hahahahah! Keep em coming!

Storm crow doesn't fly, the air is scared of him.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: The1337Magician on August 21, 2013, 06:00:00 PM
Quote from: EvACiDe on August 21, 2013, 05:35:33 PM
^------- hahahahah! Keep em coming!

Storm crow doesn't fly, the air is scared of him.
Similarly, the Storm Crow's storm is not actually a storm, it's actually the sky crying. It can not withstand the power of the crow.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mlerner12 on August 21, 2013, 06:25:16 PM
Storm Crow is so powerful he threw a grenade. It killed 300 people. Then it exploded.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on August 21, 2013, 06:27:40 PM
Lmao! Storm crow's eggs are grenades πŸ’₯
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mlerner12 on August 21, 2013, 06:30:42 PM
πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘‰πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸ£πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ’’πŸ’₯
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 21, 2013, 06:32:30 PM
Storm Crow went up against Emrakul once...we all know who won...
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mlerner12 on August 21, 2013, 06:34:05 PM
There's a REASON blue is fan favorite...
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on August 21, 2013, 06:34:24 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 21, 2013, 06:32:30 PM
Storm Crow went up against Emrakul once...we all know who won...

^----- my fave so far! Hahah!
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agarrita80 on August 21, 2013, 06:48:44 PM
Storm crow overcame Mount Midoriyama on American Ninja Warrior!
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 21, 2013, 08:01:58 PM
Quote from: Agarrita80 on August 21, 2013, 06:48:44 PM
Storm crow overcame Mount Midoriyama on American Ninja Warrior!

LOL my dad watches that show!
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mizark on August 21, 2013, 11:12:09 PM
Storm Crow was once bitten by a snake.
After 3 long days of pain and agony...........the snake died
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: lotrwk on August 22, 2013, 04:17:11 PM
When storm crow stares at the sun, the sun goes blind
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: DylanW18 on August 22, 2013, 04:22:40 PM
When the {Storm Crow} pees, the holy Catholic Church collects each drop for their holy water
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 22, 2013, 09:24:02 PM
Nicol Bolas once tried to capture {Storm Crow}, but sadly he was killed in the process...and yes, I mean Nicol Bolas.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Birdbrain on August 22, 2013, 09:33:30 PM
{storm crow} was once beaten by {tarmagoyf}. Now {Tarmagoyf} rests in the {door to nothingness} which storm crow summoned just be opening it's beak
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Apathy Reactor on August 22, 2013, 09:48:57 PM
Stormcrow once decided to land, now we have earthquakes.

Stormcrow was once attacked by a zombie with deathtouch. He touched it, and it died.

I suck at these, so stormcrow approves of this message.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mizark on August 22, 2013, 10:27:09 PM
{Progenitus} doesn't have protection from Storm Crow
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mattao19 on August 22, 2013, 10:30:49 PM
Watch out {Storm Crow} is behind you!!!

Admit it you just freaked out and looked behind you!
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: DrainCleaner on August 23, 2013, 12:22:17 PM
Someone once {Doom Blade}d my {Storm Crow}. They immediately lost the game.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mlerner12 on August 23, 2013, 03:12:35 PM
Storm Crow will win the "Whoever gets the last post wins" thread.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agarrita80 on August 23, 2013, 10:49:08 PM
Storm crow once produced offspring, thus  {Emrakul, the Aeons Torn} was born.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mizark on August 23, 2013, 10:52:36 PM
I once played a game against someone who did the {Time Warp}, {Panoptic Mirror} infinite turn combo.

I still won with Storm Crow.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 23, 2013, 10:53:26 PM
When {Storm Crow} flaps his wings we get those things we call hurricanes.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: IntoFire on August 24, 2013, 08:57:17 AM
When {Storm Crow} pecks his beak,earthquakes occur.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mizark on August 24, 2013, 12:14:20 PM
They tried to ban Storm Crow once,..........but unfortunately he was to OP


Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Vampyvyrus on August 24, 2013, 12:19:15 PM
Ever hear of Hiroshima? The US took credit...but after extensive study and research it became apparent that the cause of the destruction in both Hiroshima and Nagasaki was due to {stormcrow} having gas.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mikefrompluto on August 25, 2013, 01:48:13 AM
Superman and Batman wear {Storm Crow} pajamas.

Contrary to popular belief, a fist does not lie beneath Chuck Norris' beard. {Storm Crow} does. He needed a suitable nest, and Chuck Norris was psychically unable to object.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mikefrompluto on August 25, 2013, 01:50:50 AM
The Bermuda Triangle is actually three {Storm Crow}s flying in formation.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mattao19 on August 25, 2013, 02:05:15 AM
Storm crow has been inside a black hole bc apparently even a black hole isn't strong enough to contain such a power!
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mikefrompluto on August 25, 2013, 02:15:50 AM
The Big Bang was actually just a bad case of gas after Mexican night at the {Storm Crow} household.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mizark on August 25, 2013, 12:12:54 PM
{Storm Crow} can block {Invisible Stalker}
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 25, 2013, 01:00:15 PM
Everyone thinks that {Storm Crow} is {1}{U}, 1/2 with flying.

In real life:

Storm Crow {1}{U}
(http://espada.hu/sites/Anime_Legend/Fireland/admin/sites/uploads/Storm_Crow.jpg)
Double Strike, Flying, First Strike, Hexproof, Indestructible, Protection from everything, Shroud, Unblockable, Vigilance,

1000000000000000/1000000000000000
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Vampyvyrus on August 25, 2013, 01:08:38 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 25, 2013, 01:00:15 PM
Everyone thinks that {Storm Crow} is {1}{U}, 1/2 with flying.

In real life:

Storm Crow {1}{U}
(http://espada.hu/sites/Anime_Legend/Fireland/admin/sites/uploads/Storm_Crow.jpg)
Double Strike, Flying, First Strike, Hexproof, Indestructible, Protection from everything, Shroud, Unblockable, Vigilance,

1000000000000000/1000000000000000
This was obviously a misprint...it doesn't have his annihilator 50 on it so its gotta be incorrect.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mattao19 on August 25, 2013, 01:31:23 PM
NO PICTURES!!! I'm going to have nightmares for weeks!!!
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Iandtormentor on August 25, 2013, 01:52:31 PM
Quote from: Vampyvyrus on August 25, 2013, 01:08:38 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 25, 2013, 01:00:15 PM
Everyone thinks that {Storm Crow} is {1}{U}, 1/2 with flying.

In real life:

Storm Crow {1}{U}
(http://espada.hu/sites/Anime_Legend/Fireland/admin/sites/uploads/Storm_Crow.jpg)
Double Strike, Flying, First Strike, Hexproof, Indestructible, Protection from everything, Shroud, Unblockable, Vigilance,

1000000000000000/1000000000000000
This was obviously a misprint...it doesn't have his annihilator 50 on it so its gotta be incorrect.
annihilator 100,000,000,000,000,000 is more like it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mattao19 on August 25, 2013, 01:54:42 PM
Stop the pics legit I'm scared right now
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 25, 2013, 04:29:37 PM
Because...he can...
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 25, 2013, 04:35:55 PM
He's a 1000000000000000/1000000000000000000, I don't think he needs a {Giant Growth}.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: DylanW18 on August 25, 2013, 05:34:24 PM
It doesn't matter. {Storm Crow} is so good you can still {Giant Growth} him even with shroud
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mizark on August 25, 2013, 05:46:28 PM
Actually {Storm Crow} doesn't need Shroud or {Giant Growth} or whatever, when he enters the battlefield you get to exile your opponent
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 25, 2013, 07:41:14 PM
Quote from: Taysby on August 25, 2013, 05:31:00 PM
What if they do an infinite combo and make an 1000000000000000002/1000000000000000000/2?  Then you need the {giant growth}.  Shroud limits your options.

Umm....he's got flying, Pro everything, doublestrike, vigilance, undestructable, vigilance, shroud...I don't think he'd have any problems in combat...
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 25, 2013, 07:44:02 PM
It's {Storm Crow}, there is not such thing as an invalid point...or as my friend says "My sword is a tree, your point is invalid!" (reference to GTC {Naturalize})
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mikefrompluto on August 25, 2013, 08:17:14 PM
I mean really though. He's {Storm Crow}. He doesn't need any abilities. Even if your opponent wanted to block or cast a spell on it, their cards would know better and would not turn sideways and automatically target something else. Storm Crow mind tricks, yo.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mikefrompluto on August 25, 2013, 08:19:12 PM
Quote from: Taysby on August 25, 2013, 05:31:00 PM
What if they do an infinite combo

Go home, Taysby. You're drunk. Infinite combos don't scare {Storm Crow} in the slightest.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 26, 2013, 09:05:29 PM
Bump for the guy who wanted it.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mattao19 on August 26, 2013, 09:11:53 PM
Bump for STORM CROW!!
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 27, 2013, 11:35:52 AM
Quote from: Taysby on August 27, 2013, 09:43:03 AM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on August 25, 2013, 08:19:12 PM
Quote from: Taysby on August 25, 2013, 05:31:00 PM
What if they do an infinite combo

Go home, Taysby. You're drunk. Infinite combos don't scare {Storm Crow} in the slightest.

Um... Underage... Don't want to get drunk...

Its an internet saying...its on memes
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on August 27, 2013, 01:21:43 PM
Who DOeSNT want to get drunk? Lol besides storm crow. His metabolism is too powerful for mere ethanol.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: rarehuntertay on August 27, 2013, 05:21:35 PM
The God of Storms drinks propanol mixed with ambrosia and lightning bolts
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 27, 2013, 05:23:08 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on August 27, 2013, 05:21:35 PM
The God of Storms drinks propanol mixed with ambrosia and lightning bolts

And pisses Awesomeness. I am assuming when you say "The God of Storms" you mean {Storm Crow}.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Pslider on August 27, 2013, 05:31:44 PM
{Storm Crow} can make Grumpy Cat smile...
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agarrita80 on August 27, 2013, 08:15:46 PM
Storm crow eats Ghost Peppers for breakfast.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on August 28, 2013, 12:08:15 PM
Quote from: Pslider on August 27, 2013, 05:31:44 PM
{Storm Crow} can make Grumpy Cat smile...

Hahahah! This one made me laugh
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mattao19 on August 28, 2013, 12:37:20 PM
WotC hired Kaiba corp to make a virtual game for magic. Kaiba agreed but during the trials he just could not contain the power of Storm Crow so it was a failure and that's why we have to play on table tops
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 28, 2013, 12:38:33 PM
{Storm Crow} once got pissed at a city...you may have heard of it, its called Atlantis.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Quisequise on August 28, 2013, 03:20:49 PM
Zeus never threw lightning bolts, he threw {Storm crow}s
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mizark on August 28, 2013, 03:22:09 PM
Quote from: Quisequise on August 28, 2013, 03:20:49 PM
Zeus never threw lightning bolts, he threw {Storm crow}s

{Storm Crow} threw Zeus's !!
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Boringanarchy2 on August 28, 2013, 04:05:27 PM
They were going to call it the power ten, then realized the disadvantage this put the other cards at to be compared to Storm Crow
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: rarehuntertay on August 28, 2013, 06:10:39 PM
Storm crow laughs in the face of supreme verdict
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on August 29, 2013, 02:10:05 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on August 28, 2013, 06:10:39 PM
Storm crow laughs in the face of supreme verdict

Destroy all creatures? I don't think so.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Boringanarchy2 on August 29, 2013, 03:03:53 PM
When looking for the inspiration for Emrakul, the design team looked to Storm crow. Unfortunately they only got a 10th of his awesomeness
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Quisequise on August 29, 2013, 05:19:27 PM
Quote from: EvACiDe on August 29, 2013, 02:10:05 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on August 28, 2013, 06:10:39 PM
Storm crow laughs in the face of supreme verdict

Destroy all creatures? I don't think so.

Storm Crow is Judge, Jury, and Supreme Verdict
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: rarehuntertay on August 30, 2013, 04:09:39 PM
My pauper deck is one card... Storm Crow. Who cares if I dont have the mana to cast him? He casts himself!!!
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mattao19 on August 30, 2013, 06:35:48 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on August 30, 2013, 04:09:39 PM
My pauper deck is one card... Storm Crow. Who cares if I dont have the mana to cast him? He casts himself!!!

This is true, I was playing a casual game with my friend and he is swinging for lethal when all of a sudden my deck starts to glow blue and we feel a strong breeze. Then the lights went out, and when they came on BAM all 4 of my Storm Crows are on the field and blocking next turn I swung for lethal ... Best Day EVER!
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: lotrwk on August 30, 2013, 06:41:52 PM
Quote from: Mattao19 on August 30, 2013, 06:35:48 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on August 30, 2013, 04:09:39 PM
My pauper deck is one card... Storm Crow. Who cares if I dont have the mana to cast him? He casts himself!!!

This is true, I was playing a casual game with my friend and he is swinging for lethal when all of a sudden my deck starts to glow blue and we feel a strong breeze. Then the lights went out, and when they came on BAM all 4 of my Storm Crows are on the field and blocking next turn I swung for lethal ... Best Day EVER!
With storm crow, you don't swing for lethal. You swing for fatal
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 30, 2013, 08:41:22 PM
With Storm Crow you don't swing, your opponent scoops.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mattao19 on August 30, 2013, 08:50:47 PM
Quote from: CrackaLacka on August 30, 2013, 06:41:52 PM
Quote from: Mattao19 on August 30, 2013, 06:35:48 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on August 30, 2013, 04:09:39 PM
My pauper deck is one card... Storm Crow. Who cares if I dont have the mana to cast him? He casts himself!!!

This is true, I was playing a casual game with my friend and he is swinging for lethal when all of a sudden my deck starts to glow blue and we feel a strong breeze. Then the lights went out, and when they came on BAM all 4 of my Storm Crows are on the field and blocking next turn I swung for lethal ... Best Day EVER!
With storm crow, you don't swing for lethal. You swing for fatal

Lmfao
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Apathy Reactor on August 30, 2013, 09:22:16 PM
No, you sit back and let Storm Crow swing for TOTAL ANNIHALATION.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mizark on August 31, 2013, 01:03:26 AM
You don't swing with Storm Crow, you simply exile your opponent
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: rarehuntertay on August 31, 2013, 07:21:13 PM
Storm Crow is Flawless Victory
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Coffee Vampire on August 31, 2013, 07:25:51 PM
Crows eat scraps on the side of the road until they get hit by a car. Cars roll along the road until they get hit by a {Storm Crow}.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on September 01, 2013, 01:35:12 AM
Quote from: Mizark on August 31, 2013, 01:03:26 AM
You don't swing with Storm Crow, you simply exile your opponent

Lmao, you don't swing with storm crow, it's game as soon as he's cast.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Austinist1 on September 02, 2013, 09:01:53 AM
Quote from: Taysby on August 31, 2013, 07:47:09 PM
Off topic, what is your beverage in your pic?  Coffee?
Yeah! I wanna know too. What's the drink?
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on September 02, 2013, 03:16:06 PM
Storm crow has devour X. X = everything + bump for {storm crow} :)
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 02, 2013, 05:09:02 PM
So happy I'm getting 5 {Storm Crow}s in a trade, I can finally finish my legacy deck...
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mattao19 on September 02, 2013, 05:26:15 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 02, 2013, 05:09:02 PM
So happy I'm getting 5 {Storm Crow}s in a trade, I can finally finish my legacy deck...

Its good that you're getting 5 storm crows but what did you have to give up for them?

I had to trade my playset of Alpha  {Black Lotus}' just for a Heavily Played storm crow
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: lotrwk on September 02, 2013, 06:53:36 PM
You don't trade for storm crow. Storm crow trades for you.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 02, 2013, 07:27:50 PM
Quote from: Mattao19 on September 02, 2013, 05:26:15 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 02, 2013, 05:09:02 PM
So happy I'm getting 5 {Storm Crow}s in a trade, I can finally finish my legacy deck...

Its good that you're getting 5 storm crows but what did you have to give up for them?

I had to trade my playset of Alpha  {Black Lotus}' just for a Heavily Played storm crow

I'm trading my whole collection.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mattao19 on September 02, 2013, 07:28:31 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 02, 2013, 07:27:50 PM
Quote from: Mattao19 on September 02, 2013, 05:26:15 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 02, 2013, 05:09:02 PM
So happy I'm getting 5 {Storm Crow}s in a trade, I can finally finish my legacy deck...

Its good that you're getting 5 storm crows but what did you have to give up for them?

I had to trade my playset of Alpha  {Black Lotus}' just for a Heavily Played storm crow

I'm trading my whole collection.

Smart move I'd do the same
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 02, 2013, 10:19:39 PM
Hey guys, Storm Crow is down $0.02! Noes the time to stock up! (^O^)
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Millionlittlee on September 02, 2013, 11:32:30 PM
That's in billions btw so it should mean 20,000,000
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mattao19 on September 02, 2013, 11:45:17 PM
How did he go down in price? Is he just that nice that he wanted the less fortunate to carry such a power? Wow what a guy!!
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on September 03, 2013, 03:19:23 PM
{storm crow} is so mighty, he allows you to have 5 in your deck
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: lotrwk on September 03, 2013, 03:42:06 PM
You don't have storm crow in your deck. He has you in his deck
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 03, 2013, 03:51:00 PM
Storm Crow is so powerful, not even  {Scornful Egotist} can beat him
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: rarehuntertay on September 03, 2013, 05:19:42 PM
He is the commander for my EDH deck... I consistly win on Turn 2... And i dont play blue! My friends tried to ban him, but he banned them instead!
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 03, 2013, 05:36:58 PM
When you run {Storm Crow}, you win turn -1
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on September 04, 2013, 12:29:54 PM
Storm crow doesn't need a cmc.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Austinist1 on September 04, 2013, 03:42:50 PM
Quote from: EvACiDe on September 04, 2013, 12:29:54 PM
Storm crow doesn't need a cmc.
But he has one anyway cuz they're cool an he wanted one
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mlerner12 on September 04, 2013, 03:44:05 PM
Storm Crow has never won a pro tour because he's such a nice guy, he want everyone to have a CHANCE.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 04, 2013, 04:39:54 PM
I literally made a dark elf warrior in skyrim named storm crow and he has jet black eyes and decapitates people with his mace. o(^β–½^)o
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 04, 2013, 09:24:44 PM
/\ LOL
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 04, 2013, 10:47:20 PM
(γ€€οΎŸΠ΄οΎŸ) do I detect fear in your voice? Because if it isn't........ You may find your head in the Ratways of Riften.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 05, 2013, 10:56:53 PM
Did you here?.....................................there is going to be an Ultimate god in Theros..........................................................................................he's rumored to be the most broken card ever released beating out {Black Lotus} and {Time Walk}! It's--------------------------------------------------------------------------->{STORM CROW}!!!
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 06, 2013, 01:08:41 AM
ˊ_>Λ‹ gee, tell us something else we don't know.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Anoobass on September 06, 2013, 02:36:29 AM
I'm not a virgin... Or were u being sarcastic?
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 06, 2013, 07:24:45 AM
ˊ_>Λ‹ your virginity is irrelevant.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on September 06, 2013, 09:55:31 AM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 05, 2013, 10:56:53 PM
Did you here?.....................................there is going to be an Ultimate god in Theros..........................................................................................he's rumored to be the most broken card ever released beating out {Black Lotus} and {Time Walk}! It's--------------------------------------------------------------------------->{STORM CROW}!!!

This made me lmao
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on September 06, 2013, 09:56:18 AM
Quote from: Anoobass on September 06, 2013, 02:36:29 AM
I'm not a virgin... Or were u being sarcastic?

With what guy?? :P see what I did there? Lol
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Austinist1 on September 06, 2013, 02:20:43 PM
{storm crow} counted to infinity, twice
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mattao19 on September 06, 2013, 02:21:13 PM
Quote from: Austinist1 on September 06, 2013, 02:20:43 PM
{storm crow} counted to infinity, twice

In one breathe*
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Millionlittlee on September 06, 2013, 03:24:46 PM
Some once threw a storm crow card into a fire. The fire burned up and went away
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 06, 2013, 03:24:57 PM
And a mouthful of his enemies families.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mizark on September 08, 2013, 09:47:02 PM
Storm Crow doesn't fly, land simply runs away from him
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 08, 2013, 09:56:54 PM
^^...and earthquakes are the land shivering with fear from fear when {Storm Crow} gets too close.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on September 09, 2013, 10:46:44 AM
^--- and hurricanes are simply the terrified air molecules fleeing from his might
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on September 09, 2013, 10:56:49 AM
Wow! I just read through the whole thread an got some great laughs! Some of you people are creative!! I like how long this thread has gotten :) lets keep it going!
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Millionlittlee on September 09, 2013, 12:40:03 PM
This {storm crow} was cursed, leaving him to be useless. Needless to say it didn't work
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: rarehuntertay on September 09, 2013, 01:25:05 PM
 {Progenitus} has protection from everything.  {Storm Crow} has protection from  {Progenitus}
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 09, 2013, 06:46:49 PM
Szadek didn't mean to crash the Parhelion but when he say a {Storm Crow} on the horizon, he knew he had to take the ship down.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 09, 2013, 10:44:36 PM
Storm crow the dark elf warrior rides into battle on his storm crow. Screw the dragonborn, when I can be STORMBORN!
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on September 10, 2013, 10:12:49 AM
Woohoo almost 1,000 views ;)
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Boringanarchy2 on September 10, 2013, 10:46:28 AM
Quote from: EvACiDe on September 10, 2013, 10:12:49 AM
Woohoo almost 1,000 views ;)
Storm Crow posted a picture of himself, it became the most popular picture, video, and meme on the Internet. It also won the Oscar for best documentary.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on September 10, 2013, 11:12:31 AM
Quote from: Boringanarchy2 on September 10, 2013, 10:46:28 AM
Quote from: EvACiDe on September 10, 2013, 10:12:49 AM
Woohoo almost 1,000 views ;)
Storm Crow posted a picture of himself, it became the most popular picture, video, and meme on the Internet. It also won the Oscar for best documentary.

Lmao even {storm crow's} meme is mighty

P.S, post #888 :)
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on September 11, 2013, 03:23:23 PM
A secret that most people don't know about {storm crow} is that his feathers are made of Darksteel.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Kareason on September 11, 2013, 03:32:21 PM
Quote from: EvACiDe on September 11, 2013, 03:23:23 PM
A secret that most people don't know about {storm crow} is that his feathers are made of Darksteel.

That's impossible, no one could ever gain a feather from {Storm Crow}.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 11, 2013, 05:34:59 PM
Technically it wasn't taken, more of a gift really.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Millionlittlee on September 11, 2013, 10:07:20 PM
You guys are behind on your storm crow knowlegdge

He got rid of the dark steel

He said it made him weaker
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 11, 2013, 10:33:14 PM
What could you possibly mean? He can't be weakened! He simply gave it on a whim.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Quisequise on September 11, 2013, 11:04:21 PM
Storm crow can't be contained to one discussion topic.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: rarehuntertay on September 12, 2013, 09:12:06 AM
Storm crow can't be contained to this app...
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Millionlittlee on September 12, 2013, 10:16:29 AM
Everyone has a memory of seeing storm crow. He's just that powerful, he puts himself into your mind
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Double-O-Scotch on September 12, 2013, 02:16:49 PM
That's cause it's actually storm crows mind. We're just foolish enough to believe they are our thoughts. We are all an extension of storm crow, broken down into many parts in an attempt to better understand that which is all, which is storm crow...
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on September 13, 2013, 12:23:19 AM
Quote from: Double-O-Scotch on September 12, 2013, 02:16:49 PM
That's cause it's actually storm crows mind. We're just foolish enough to believe they are our thoughts. We are all an extension of storm crow, broken down into many parts in an attempt to better understand that which is all, which is storm crow...

It's like the matrix, only with storm crow
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: rarehuntertay on September 16, 2013, 12:17:42 PM
Is Yawgmoth's real name Storm Crow?
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on September 16, 2013, 01:47:32 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on September 16, 2013, 12:17:42 PM
Is Yawgmoth's real name Storm Crow?

Ohhhhhh sheeeeeet lol my mind is blown
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on September 16, 2013, 02:14:53 PM
Anyone else think they need to make a Storm Crow God in Theros?
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: rarehuntertay on September 16, 2013, 02:23:35 PM
Quote from: EvACiDe on September 16, 2013, 02:14:53 PM
Anyone else think they need to make a Storm Crow God in Theros?
WUBRG
Storm Crow- God of All
Indestructible, Shroud, Can't be sacrificed
If you don't have devotion to all colors, Storm Crow isn't a creature.
All creatures on the battlefield become 1/2 with flying and named "Storm Crow"
Storm Crow- God of All is unblockable
When Storm Crow- God of All deals combat damage to player, that player must concede the match.
15/15
"Annihilate who?"
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on September 16, 2013, 04:12:10 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on September 16, 2013, 02:23:35 PM
Quote from: EvACiDe on September 16, 2013, 02:14:53 PM
Anyone else think they need to make a Storm Crow God in Theros?
WUBRG
Storm Crow- God of All
Indestructible, Shroud, Can't be sacrificed
If you don't have devotion to all colors, Storm Crow isn't a creature.
All creatures on the battlefield become 1/2 with flying and named "Storm Crow"
Storm Crow- God of All is unblockable
When Storm Crow- God of All deals combat damage to player, that player must concede the match.
15/15
"Annihilate who?"

You forgot his other ability, when Storm Crow- God of All enters the battlefield, target opponent loses the game ;)
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: rarehuntertay on September 16, 2013, 04:31:48 PM
Quote from: EvACiDe on September 16, 2013, 04:12:10 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on September 16, 2013, 02:23:35 PM
Quote from: EvACiDe on September 16, 2013, 02:14:53 PM
Anyone else think they need to make a Storm Crow God in Theros?
WUBRG
Storm Crow- God of All
Indestructible, Shroud, Can't be sacrificed
If you don't have devotion to all colors, Storm Crow isn't a creature.
All creatures on the battlefield become 1/2 with flying and named "Storm Crow"
Storm Crow- God of All is unblockable
When Storm Crow- God of All deals combat damage to player, that player must concede the match.
15/15
"Annihilate who?"

You forgot his other ability, when Storm Crow- God of All enters the battlefield, target opponent loses the game ;)

Thats because Storm Crow decided to grace His opponent with His presence... For a turn.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on September 16, 2013, 04:32:48 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on September 16, 2013, 04:31:48 PM
Quote from: EvACiDe on September 16, 2013, 04:12:10 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on September 16, 2013, 02:23:35 PM
Quote from: EvACiDe on September 16, 2013, 02:14:53 PM
Anyone else think they need to make a Storm Crow God in Theros?
WUBRG
Storm Crow- God of All
Indestructible, Shroud, Can't be sacrificed
If you don't have devotion to all colors, Storm Crow isn't a creature.
All creatures on the battlefield become 1/2 with flying and named "Storm Crow"
Storm Crow- God of All is unblockable
When Storm Crow- God of All deals combat damage to player, that player must concede the match.
15/15
"Annihilate who?"

You forgot his other ability, when Storm Crow- God of All enters the battlefield, target opponent loses the game ;)

Thats because Storm Crow decided to grace His opponent with His presence... For a turn.

Lmao I like how you made His a proper noun
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on September 16, 2013, 04:45:13 PM
Woohoo! 1,001 views :)
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 16, 2013, 08:58:16 PM
Quote from: ConanEdo on September 16, 2013, 07:31:23 PM
Storm Crow is currently the national symbol of the Libya. They tried to put him on the flag, but they could only put the iris of his eye, for fear that anymore would cause serious injury at flag raising ceremonies.
Muammar al-Gaddafi wasn't stabbed in the butthole by a mob of angry citizens, Storm Crow becked him.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on September 19, 2013, 02:33:01 PM
Microbursts are really storm crow farts.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 19, 2013, 04:05:30 PM
Quote from: EvACiDe on September 19, 2013, 02:33:01 PM
Microbursts are really storm crow farts.
yes, and photonic booms are storm crow belches.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 19, 2013, 07:30:54 PM
I had to take a baseline test in chemistry and for one of the answers i wrote "because the GREAT and POWERFUL Storm Crow hath declared it". My chem teacher is probably really confused...
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: 5/9 Turtle on September 19, 2013, 07:37:07 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 19, 2013, 07:30:54 PM
I had to take a baseline test in chemistry and for one of the answers i wrote "because the GREAT and POWERFUL Storm Crow hath declared it". My chem teacher is probably really confused...

He doesn't grade them himself, I actually tried on mine
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 19, 2013, 07:47:58 PM
Quote from: Mozilla butcher on September 19, 2013, 07:37:07 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 19, 2013, 07:30:54 PM
I had to take a baseline test in chemistry and for one of the answers i wrote "because the GREAT and POWERFUL Storm Crow hath declared it". My chem teacher is probably really confused...

He doesn't grade them himself, I actually tried on mine
Davis, Chris and I all tried but if we didnt know the answer, we joked around
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on September 20, 2013, 10:05:06 AM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 19, 2013, 07:30:54 PM
I had to take a baseline test in chemistry and for one of the answers i wrote "because the GREAT and POWERFUL Storm Crow hath declared it". My chem teacher is probably really confused...

This seriously made me lmao. I'm majoring in chemistry so I got the joke xD
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Birdbrain on September 20, 2013, 04:07:59 PM
{storm crow} was defeated by tibalt...oh wait. That was a dream by tibalt proving his insanity
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: EvACiDe on September 20, 2013, 06:52:32 PM
Quote from: CbStrad on September 20, 2013, 06:11:55 PM
See, Tibalt TRIED to beat Storm Crow. To punish him for his stupidity, Storm Crow made him the pile of suck he is today

The pile of suck! Hahaha
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mlerner12 on October 17, 2013, 07:26:30 AM
My science teacher plays MTG. I had a quiz. I knew none of the answers. I slipped him my foil {Storm Crow}. Not only did I get an A+ I got the extra credit that wasn't there!
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Teysa karlov on October 17, 2013, 09:10:11 AM
Doctor who's real name is........














...... STORM CROW
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mizark on December 19, 2013, 12:53:25 AM
Storm Crow doesn't fly, he just bends gravity to it's will

This thread died since i left, time to use a  {Reanimate} on it XD
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mlerner12 on December 19, 2013, 07:08:15 AM
Not me!
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mizark on December 19, 2013, 08:08:08 AM
Storm Crow is so badass, he pulls foil tip cards
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: rarehuntertay on December 19, 2013, 09:27:35 AM
Every pack storm crow opens has the power 9, which he keeps for himself. Thats why the prices are so high...
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: MuggyWuggy on December 19, 2013, 02:25:59 PM
Storm Crow is actually code name for a 43 year old player named Jim Landrouski who was Richard Garfield's housemate and also one of the first MTG test players.

He was always known for winning usually with a combination of  {Hurricane}, using  {Birds of Paradise},  {Fastbond},  {Wild Growth} and {giant growth}. Constantly frustrating the playgroup with the same tactic, Garfield chose to create a card similar to Jim's play style, yet chose to put it into a color Jim would rarely play: blue.

And that's how we have storm crow today
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mattao19 on December 19, 2013, 02:27:42 PM
Quote from: Muggywuggy on December 19, 2013, 02:25:59 PM
Storm Crow is actually code name for a 43 year old player named Jim Landrouski who was Richard Garfield's housemate and also one of the first MTG test players.

He was always known for winning usually with a combination of  {Hurricane}, using  {Birds of Paradise},  {Fastbond},  {Wild Growth} and {giant growth}. Constantly frustrating the playgroup with the same tactic, Garfield chose to create a card similar to Jim's play style, yet chose to put it into a color Jim would rarely play: blue.

And that's how we have storm crow today

Really? That's actually really cool!
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: DirtyMustachio on December 19, 2013, 06:17:20 PM
Psssh Storm Crow.

I vastly prefer dat {Suntail Hawk}e!
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on December 19, 2013, 06:43:19 PM
Quote from: DirtyMustachio on December 19, 2013, 06:17:20 PM
Psssh Storm Crow.

I vastly prefer dat {Suntail Hawk}e!
BLASPHEMY!
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agarrita80 on December 19, 2013, 08:56:35 PM
Storm crow sheds feathers which grow into suntail hawks
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Millionlittlee on December 24, 2013, 12:22:39 AM
Storm crow loses when he dies but he is immortal
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: That_Guy on December 24, 2013, 06:17:46 AM
{storm crow} doesnt mow its lawns, it simply sits there and stares at the lawn daring it to grow
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: That_Guy on December 24, 2013, 06:18:54 AM
When life hands {storm crow} lemons, it makes an apache helicopter, several ak-47's, and a play house for its pet {yoked ox}
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mizark on December 24, 2013, 08:21:34 AM
We get 32 packs out of a booster box. Storm Crow gets 32 booster boxes out of a pack !
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Ekann1 on December 24, 2013, 09:10:24 AM
Quote from: Mizark on December 24, 2013, 08:21:34 AM
We get 32 packs out of a booster box. Storm Crow gets 32 booster boxes out of a pack !

Not to ruin the joke... But I think we get 36 packs from a box... Still, I'd be happy with only 32 boxes from a pack :D
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Necromancerman on December 24, 2013, 01:22:36 PM
Don't rip of my face hordes of storm crow lovers. But what is actually so good about that card?
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mattao19 on December 24, 2013, 02:09:53 PM
Quote from: Necromancerman on December 24, 2013, 01:22:36 PM
Don't rip of my face hordes of storm crow lovers. But what is actually so good about that card?

Just strict value a 2 mana flyer IN BLUE!! Whaaaaat?!! Just drop that T2 and they HAVE to deal with it or else you win
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Necromancerman on December 24, 2013, 02:11:36 PM
Quote from: Mattao19 on December 24, 2013, 02:09:53 PM
Quote from: Necromancerman on December 24, 2013, 01:22:36 PM
Don't rip of my face hordes of storm crow lovers. But what is actually so good about that card?
Ok I do agree it is a force to be reckoned with

Just strict value a 2 mana flyer IN BLUE!! Whaaaaat?!! Just drop that T2 and they HAVE to deal with it or else you win
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mizark on December 24, 2013, 04:24:16 PM
Quote from: E.kann1 on December 24, 2013, 09:10:24 AM
Quote from: Mizark on December 24, 2013, 08:21:34 AM
We get 32 packs out of a booster box. Storm Crow gets 32 booster boxes out of a pack !

Not to ruin the joke... But I think we get 36 packs from a box... Still, I'd be happy with only 32 boxes from a pack :D
Whoops yeah, my mistake πŸ˜…
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mikefrompluto on December 24, 2013, 05:19:08 PM
One time I was playing a match and I dropped {Storm Crow}. My opponent tried to {Force of Will} it but when the FoW saw what he was countering, he immidiately had an "oh πŸ’©" look on his face and countered himself instead. This, of course, caused a black hole to open up and guess what came out of it? A {Storm Crow} murder. 
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mizark on December 25, 2013, 09:06:41 AM
Someone tried to use {Clone} on {Storm Crow} once..........stars are still being formed to this day
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: rarehuntertay on December 27, 2013, 10:01:16 AM
Storm Crow decided to form a music group one day... the result was Counting Crows...
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mattao19 on December 27, 2013, 11:48:28 AM
{Storm Crow} broke storm ...
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on December 27, 2013, 11:52:34 AM
Wizards got inspiration for {Jace the Mind Sculptor} from {Storm Crow} but could only make JtMS 1/20 th of Storm Crow's OP-ness
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agarrita80 on December 28, 2013, 11:26:18 PM
Storm crow shits Wheaties for breakfast (excuse the language)
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Mattao19 on December 28, 2013, 11:31:20 PM
Storm Crow puts the most interesting man in the world to shame
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agarrita80 on December 28, 2013, 11:37:11 PM
Storm crow was constipated for a week once. When he finally relieved himself  {Emrakul, the Aeons Torn} was born.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on December 28, 2013, 11:40:56 PM
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of {Storm Crow} is logic.
Title: Re: Storm Crow
Post by: Apathy Reactor on December 29, 2013, 04:06:06 AM
My friend attacked my storm crow once...
ONCE.