So what kind of card would you be? Color, rarity, abilities, P/T, maybe set. Please don't make yourself a planeswalker, there's already another thread for that.
Correction: you could do it if you really wanted to since that post is only about what colors you would be, I'd still prefer to keep planeswalkers to a minimum though.
Dudecaster Mage {1}{U}
Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)
When Dudecaster Mage enters the battlefield, return target spell or permanent to its owner's hand.
When Dudecaster Mage enters the battlefield, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. (You may cast that card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
2/1
Quote from: Dudecore on February 28, 2013, 08:43:48 PM
Dudecaster Mage {1}{U}
Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)
When Dudecaster Mage enters the battlefield, return target spell or permanent to its owner's hand.
When Dudecaster Mage enters the battlefield, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. (You may cast that card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
2/1
Lmao ok mister snappy!! Totally broken card aspects
Quote from: Dudecore on February 28, 2013, 08:43:48 PM
Dudecaster Mage {1}{U}
Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)
When Dudecaster Mage enters the battlefield, return target spell or permanent to its owner's hand.
When Dudecaster Mage enters the battlefield, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. (You may cast that card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
2/1
I'm thinkin' you like {snapcaster Mage}
I am a $100,000,000,000,000 card {0}
When I am a $100,000,000,000,000 card enters the battle field you win the game.
100,000/100,000
Why not be good :D
I am {Venser, Shaper Savant} + {Snapcaster Mage}. That'd reflect my style of play pretty well.
Banen, Ruthless Traitor
1 red or green. 1 blue or red. 1blue or green and 1 generic. Hybrid Card
+2: Banen, Ruthless Traitor deals X damage to target creature where X is the amount of Loyalty Points on Banen. Draw a card.
-1: Put 2 +1/+1 counters on target creature. If this creature was red, blue or green, draw a card.
0: Banen, Ruthless Traitor becomes a 7/7 indestructible human warrior creature with Double Strike and Trample. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Banen this turn.
-8: You get an emblem with " permanents you control are indestructible, and have Double Strike and Trample" and " Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
5 loyalty counters
Quote from: Potticus on February 28, 2013, 09:44:58 PM
Uhm this thread already exists and is stickied...
The thread stickied up there is the thread for typing your name in curly brackets and seeing what card it links to, not your own original card :)
Quote from: Banen, Ruthless Traitor on February 28, 2013, 09:01:42 PM
Banen, Ruthless Traitor
1 red or green. 1 blue or red. 1blue or green and 1 generic. Hybrid Card
+2: Banen, Ruthless Traitor deals X damage to target creature where X is the amount of Loyalty Points on Banen. Draw a card.
-1: Put 2 +1/+1 counters on target creature. If this creature was red, blue or green, draw a card.
0: Banen, Ruthless Traitor becomes a 7/7 indestructible human warrior creature with Double Strike and Trample. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Banen this turn.
-8: You get an emblem with " permanents you control are indestructible, and have Double Strike and Trample" and " Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
5 loyalty counters
This is so broken... It would cost double or triple that
Quote from: izik99 on February 28, 2013, 10:09:38 PM
Quote from: Banen, Ruthless Traitor on February 28, 2013, 09:01:42 PM
Banen, Ruthless Traitor
1 red or green. 1 blue or red. 1blue or green and 1 generic. Hybrid Card
+2: Banen, Ruthless Traitor deals X damage to target creature where X is the amount of Loyalty Points on Banen. Draw a card.
-1: Put 2 +1/+1 counters on target creature. If this creature was red, blue or green, draw a card.
0: Banen, Ruthless Traitor becomes a 7/7 indestructible human warrior creature with Double Strike and Trample. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Banen this turn.
-8: You get an emblem with " permanents you control are indestructible, and have Double Strike and Trample" and " Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
5 loyalty counters
This is so broken... It would cost double or triple that
Lol just wait til i work for magic and make this a real card. $1,000,000 card that only comes in like 1 in every 20 boxes lol
{2}{U}{B}{B}
Frothandslosh, Braingrinder
Planeswalkers- Frothandslosh
Loyalty: 4
+1 Look at target player's hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player exiles that card and all other cards with the same name from their battlefield, graveyard, and library.
-X Each player discards X cards from their hand, then draws X cards.
-6 You get an emblem that says "Whenever an opponent puts a card from the top of their library into their graveyard, they put a card from the bottom of their library into the graveyard as well."
Empathy {3}{W}{W}
Whenever a creature you control dies Empathy takes damage equal to half of that creature's toughness rounded down.
If Empathy took damage this turn transform it.
1/6
Vengeance
(flipped side is {R}{W})
First strike, Trample, Deathtouch
When this creature transforms to Vengeance it deals damage equal to its power to any number of target creatures an opponent controls.
Vengeance can only attack if it or its controller was dealt damage within the last two turns.
10/10
Serenity 1W Enchantment
Creatures can't attack you. You can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.
You can't cast spells or play lands. Any opponent can pay 7 life and sacrifice all lands they control to bury Serenity.
Assault Expert {R}{R}{W}{W}
Creature - Human Soldier
Flash, Haste, Deathtouch
T: Deal 1 damage to target creature
Flavor - Odds are for those who want to minimize their own risk. I prefer to maximize the risk to my enemies.
2/3
Broken? Probably...
{MisterMan}
CMC: 3{B}{B}{W}{U}
Ability: {MisterMan} can block 2 additional creatures
when {MisterMan} blocks, he may tap up to one creature, deal 3 damage to up to one creature, and draw cards equal to up to one creatures power minus its toughness.
{MisterMan} cannot target the same creature with more than one of his abilities.
P/T: 6/7
Stray Knight 3W, 1R, 1B, 2C
Creature - Rogue Knight
Rare
Vigilance, double strike, haste, reach.
1W: tap target non-Human creature.
1R: tap target artifact you don't control.
3B: destroy target tapped nonland, non-enchantment permanent.
5/7
"My king has exiled me...however, I remain loyal to his cause."
Quote from: All-Mana Mania on February 28, 2013, 10:12:24 PM
Quote from: izik99 on February 28, 2013, 10:09:38 PM
Quote from: Banen, Ruthless Traitor on February 28, 2013, 09:01:42 PM
Banen, Ruthless Traitor
1 red or green. 1 blue or red. 1blue or green and 1 generic. Hybrid Card
+2: Banen, Ruthless Traitor deals X damage to target creature where X is the amount of Loyalty Points on Banen. Draw a card.
-1: Put 2 +1/+1 counters on target creature. If this creature was red, blue or green, draw a card.
0: Banen, Ruthless Traitor becomes a 7/7 indestructible human warrior creature with Double Strike and Trample. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Banen this turn.
-8: You get an emblem with " permanents you control are indestructible, and have Double Strike and Trample" and " Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
5 loyalty counters
This is so broken... It would cost double or triple that
Lol just wait til i work for magic and make this a real card. $1,000,000 card that only comes in like 1 in every 20 boxes lol
it would never get passed R&D, or even MaRo for that matter. they would seriously cripple its capabilities. They make sure the game is balanced, and this isn't. Good luck trying though
{Fenster}
{U}{W}{B}{R}{G}
0/1
Sacrifice a colorless permanent; Untap Fenster
Tap; Gain control of target colored permanent.
Edited again
Quote from: Fenster on March 12, 2013, 07:39:49 AM
{Fenster}
{U}{W}{B}{R}{G}
0/1
Sacrifice a colorless permanent: Gain control of target colored permanent.
I actually like that!
Quote from: Birdbrain on March 12, 2013, 07:36:03 AM
Quote from: All-Mana Mania on February 28, 2013, 10:12:24 PM
Quote from: izik99 on February 28, 2013, 10:09:38 PM
Quote from: Banen, Ruthless Traitor on February 28, 2013, 09:01:42 PM
Banen, Ruthless Traitor
1 red or green. 1 blue or red. 1blue or green and 1 generic. Hybrid Card
+2: Banen, Ruthless Traitor deals X damage to target creature where X is the amount of Loyalty Points on Banen. Draw a card.
-1: Put 2 +1/+1 counters on target creature. If this creature was red, blue or green, draw a card.
0: Banen, Ruthless Traitor becomes a 7/7 indestructible human warrior creature with Double Strike and Trample. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Banen this turn.
-8: You get an emblem with " permanents you control are indestructible, and have Double Strike and Trample" and " Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
5 loyalty counters
This is so broken... It would cost double or triple that
Lol just wait til i work for magic and make this a real card. $1,000,000 card that only comes in like 1 in every 20 boxes lol
it would never get passed R&D, or even MaRo for that matter. they would seriously cripple its capabilities. They make sure the game is balanced, and this isn't. Good luck trying though
Don't be a funsucker. You have the ability.
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on March 12, 2013, 09:08:18 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on March 12, 2013, 07:36:03 AM
Quote from: All-Mana Mania on February 28, 2013, 10:12:24 PM
Quote from: izik99 on February 28, 2013, 10:09:38 PM
Quote from: Banen, Ruthless Traitor on February 28, 2013, 09:01:42 PM
Banen, Ruthless Traitor
1 red or green. 1 blue or red. 1blue or green and 1 generic. Hybrid Card
+2: Banen, Ruthless Traitor deals X damage to target creature where X is the amount of Loyalty Points on Banen. Draw a card.
-1: Put 2 +1/+1 counters on target creature. If this creature was red, blue or green, draw a card.
0: Banen, Ruthless Traitor becomes a 7/7 indestructible human warrior creature with Double Strike and Trample. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Banen this turn.
-8: You get an emblem with " permanents you control are indestructible, and have Double Strike and Trample" and " Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
5 loyalty counters
This is so broken... It would cost double or triple that
Lol just wait til i work for magic and make this a real card. $1,000,000 card that only comes in like 1 in every 20 boxes lol
it would never get passed R&D, or even MaRo for that matter. they would seriously cripple its capabilities. They make sure the game is balanced, and this isn't. Good luck trying though
Don't be a funsucker. You have the ability.
+1 for your honest opinion of me
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on March 12, 2013, 09:08:18 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on March 12, 2013, 07:36:03 AM
Quote from: All-Mana Mania on February 28, 2013, 10:12:24 PM
Quote from: izik99 on February 28, 2013, 10:09:38 PM
Quote from: Banen, Ruthless Traitor on February 28, 2013, 09:01:42 PM
Banen, Ruthless Traitor
1 red or green. 1 blue or red. 1blue or green and 1 generic. Hybrid Card
+2: Banen, Ruthless Traitor deals X damage to target creature where X is the amount of Loyalty Points on Banen. Draw a card.
-1: Put 2 +1/+1 counters on target creature. If this creature was red, blue or green, draw a card.
0: Banen, Ruthless Traitor becomes a 7/7 indestructible human warrior creature with Double Strike and Trample. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Banen this turn.
-8: You get an emblem with " permanents you control are indestructible, and have Double Strike and Trample" and " Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
5 loyalty counters
This is so broken... It would cost double or triple that
Lol just wait til i work for magic and make this a real card. $1,000,000 card that only comes in like 1 in every 20 boxes lol
it would never get passed R&D, or even MaRo for that matter. they would seriously cripple its capabilities. They make sure the game is balanced, and this isn't. Good luck trying though
Don't be a funsucker. You have the ability.
I hate trying to say funsucker. Comes out wrong
every time.
/interjection