{Jace Beleren}:
"oh no the enemy has some soldiers! Ill put up a {Hover wall} and ill give it a {Silver inlaid dagger}! Here they come!"
Soldier token 1,2 and 3: "Chaaarge!!"
*battle noise*
{Gideon Jura}: "Damage report?"
Soldier 1: "Me and frank got to him and i think we worn him out a bit."
Gideon: "Good good... Wait wheres the third of you?"
Soldier 2: Bob didnt see that giant blue wall of light in our path and ran right into it and aparently there was a knife stuck on the side. It hit him straight in the chest.
Gideon: "..."
Jace: "Hahaha! Nice recruits you got there, Giddy boy!"
Magic imagination/Magic logic thread!
Hm... Fun stuff topic sorry.
Lmao never thought about that. Just give a wall a knife and nothing will get through!
Soldier: So, Mr. {Puresteel Paladin}, I hear you're good with equipment.
Puresteel: Why yes, as you can see right now I'm equipping 3 different swords, 2 different pairs of boots, 2 suits of full plate armor, and a shield!
Soldier: ...How?
Puresteel: Pardon?
Soldier: You're a human, how do you carry, equip, and hold these things with two arms, two feet, and 1 torso?
Puresteel: Ihavetogo.
;D
Quote from: Gorzo on September 30, 2012, 11:47:41 AM
Soldier: So, Mr. {Puresteel Paladin}, I hear you're good with equipment.
Puresteel: Why yes, as you can see right now I'm equipping 3 different swords, 2 different pairs of boots, 2 suits of full plate armor, and a shield!
Soldier: ...How?
Puresteel: Pardon?
Soldier: You're a human, how do you carry, equip, and hold these things with two arms, two feet, and 1 torso?
Puresteel: Ihavetogo.
You can also enter {squadron hawk} into the brackets.
Quote from: Gorzo on September 30, 2012, 11:47:41 AM
Soldier: So, Mr. {Puresteel Paladin}, I hear you're good with equipment.
Puresteel: Why yes, as you can see right now I'm equipping 3 different swords, 2 different pairs of boots, 2 suits of full plate armor, and a shield!
Soldier: ...How?
Puresteel: Pardon?
Soldier: You're a human, how do you carry, equip, and hold these things with two arms, two feet, and 1 torso?
Puresteel: Ihavetogo.
LOL
Just saying, I love this thread.
In heaven...
{Avacyn, Angel of Hope} is having a conversation with {Memnite}.
Avacyn: so how did you get here?
Memnite: I slipped on a banana and fell on my fragile 1/1 face.
Avacyn: ouch, sorry to hear about that.
Memnite: wait aren't you indestructable? How did you get here?!
Avacyn: I was taking a stroll in the park, was distracted when I saw some memnite fall on a banana, accidentially picked up a shovel, accidentially dug a hole, and somehow burried myself in this grave. All by accident.
Memnite: sounds like a real {Tragic Slip}.
Avacyn: no kidding.
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on September 30, 2012, 04:38:43 PM
In heaven...
{Avacyn, Angel of Hope} is having a conversation with {Memnite}.
Avacyn: so how did you get here?
Memnite: I slipped on a banana and fell on my fragile 1/1 face.
Avacyn: ouch, sorry to hear about that.
Memnite: wait aren't you indestructable? How did you get here?!
Avacyn: I was taking a stroll in the park, was distracted when I saw some memnite fall on a banana, accidentially picked up a shovel, accidentially dug a hole, and somehow burried myself in this grave. All by accident.
Memnite: sounds like a real {Tragic Slip}.
Avacyn: no kidding.
hahahahahahaha, this made me laugh
Here we are on the plane of Innistrad, where monsters rule, and Avacyn who had been capturing demons and caging them in the helvault suddenly gets herself trapped in there with all the demons, how this happens i don't know, but it did. Now, the helvault is broken open, yay, Avacyn is back! Oh no, all these badass demons are here! ............Wait, where are all the demons except Grislebrand. And, oh, look! There's Tamiyo, the Moon Sage, who has actually been here the entire time studying the moon, but there were no signs of here until now, but here she is! Oh, my gosh, guess who else there is! Gisela, Bruna, and Sigarda! They have actually been on innistard the whole time as well, but not trying to do anything about all the darkness, because that makes sense!
Sorry, couldn;t help but make fun of the non-sensical storyline
Jace and {niv mizzet dracogenius} are reminiscing.
Niv mizzet: hey jace. What would you do if you had complete dominion over a plane? I mean, you've been to so many, you should have taken over one by now, right?
Jace: well I could never get the formula right. I mean, there was that one time when I was truly sculpting the minds of the inhabitants of zendikar. But I just haven't felt it since. What about you? You own a guild! What about your past life?
*flashback and sees {niv mizzet the firemind}*
Jace: WOWZA JERRY! IT'S BIZZARO YOU!
{Painter's Servant} was feeling really blue, and so were all his friends. They heard about this Eldrazi party happening after the Worldwake concert. "Dude, let's go to the Rise of the Eldrazi!", one friend says. Painter's Servant thought "Yeah I'm gonna get so smashed tonight!", just like every other night.
After having some fun at the party, he decided to try something new. He saw a {Vexing Devil} there, and the devil offered him something he never had before. Painter's Servant took a hit from it. It burned, and he screamed "{ALL IS DUST}!" Needless to say, Emrakul, Kozilek, and Ulamog never invited them again.
Meth. Not even once.
Awesome thread. More please.
{Doorkeeper}. I get that it has defender and cant attack. But hes holding a spear. A SPEAR. Why is his power 0 and not at least 1?
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on November 09, 2012, 11:16:22 AM
{Doorkeeper}. I get that it has defender and cant attack. But hes holding a spear. A SPEAR. Why is his power 0 and not at least 1?
I always imagine its a feather and when you tap him he tickles the memory out of people!
Quote from: Fenster on November 09, 2012, 11:38:27 AM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on November 09, 2012, 11:16:22 AM
{Doorkeeper}. I get that it has defender and cant attack. But hes holding a spear. A SPEAR. Why is his power 0 and not at least 1?
I always imagine its a feather and when you tap him he tickles the memory out of people!
😹😹😹 Thats the funniest thing ive read all day!
{Emrakul, the Aeons Torn} is just floating around Zendikar wreaking havoc and stuff. He suddenly falls to the ground and can't get up. The diabolical {Trip Noose} had grabbed one of his spaghettis and made him fall flat. Every time he got the strength to stand back up, the noose got him again. And again. And again. And again. And again. The fight was over and Zendikar had been reclaimed and Emrakul had been defeated.
Just out of curiosity, are you guys using the +[Card] button to link the cards, or the old-fashioned manual method?
I manually do it most of the time because im used to it. I use the +[Card] button when im not sure how to spell a card or dont know the exact name for something. I think its an awesome idea.
I don't have a +card option :P. Yay for older versions!
There's not gonna be iMtG 2, yay for older versions!
Update your iOS ;)
Quote from: Piotr on November 09, 2012, 03:36:03 PM
There's not gonna be iMtG 2, yay for older versions!
Update your iOS ;)
I don't believe I can. iOS 6 isn't supported on a 2nd gen iPod, is it?
A Messenger is returning hastily from the battlefield. He reports to his commander.
messenger: "sir, a greusom turn of events on the battlefield today."
His commander: "what happened?"
Messenger: "well, we had several handful of soldiers left, then the oddest thing happened. We had a {day of the dragons} suddenly all our soldiers were dragons! We wiped out nearly there entire force, however. They {disenchant}ed the day, and suddenly, we were human again and got killed off.
Commander: "um, what?"
Quote from: Birdbrain on November 09, 2012, 04:55:30 PM
A Messenger is returning hastily from the battlefield. He reports to his commander.
messenger: "sir, a greusom turn of events on the battlefield today."
His commander: "what happened?"
Messenger: "well, we had several handful of soldiers left, then the oddest thing happened. We had a {day of the dragons} suddenly all our soldiers were dragons! We wiped out nearly there entire force, however. They {disenchant}ed the day, and suddenly, we were human again and got killed off.
Commander: "um, what?"
Lol!!! Bravo!! 👍😁
Quote from: Silent1236 on November 09, 2012, 03:55:40 PM
Quote from: Piotr on November 09, 2012, 03:36:03 PM
There's not gonna be iMtG 2, yay for older versions!
Update your iOS ;)
I don't believe I can. iOS 6 isn't supported on a 2nd gen iPod, is it?
Update your device then.
Soldier: Sir! There's a dragon chasing me!
Captain: {Smite the Monstorous}!
*dragon falls dead
Soldier: >.<
Quote from: Thorn on November 09, 2012, 08:12:27 PM
Soldier: Sir! There's a dragon chasing me!
Captain: {Smite the Monstorous}!
*dragon falls dead
Soldier: >.<
{slumbering dragon} blinks at the captain.."I was trying to sleep here, hello!"
"Stupid humans"
*goes back to sleep*
Quote from: Piotr on November 09, 2012, 07:57:43 PM
Quote from: Silent1236 on November 09, 2012, 03:55:40 PM
Quote from: Piotr on November 09, 2012, 03:36:03 PM
There's not gonna be iMtG 2, yay for older versions!
Update your iOS ;)
I don't believe I can. iOS 6 isn't supported on a 2nd gen iPod, is it?
Update your device then.
I'd love to! I'm gonna need some money first though. I can PM you my address if you want to send me some! ;)