~CONTEST~ BlackJester Demands a Glorious Tribute

BlackJester Devourer of Planes  CMC: 2/ww 2/uu 2/bb 2/rr 2/

BlackJester

Can't be countered.
When BlackJester enters the battlefield choose up to ten permanents opponents control and gain control of them.
Tap: Gain control of up to three permanents opponents control.
BlackJesters power and toughness are equal to the number of opponents permanents you control.

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What's yours is mine, what's mine is mine.

Black Jester, The Ever-Present 3BUW
Legendary Creature- Jester Lord
Hexproof Indestructible
Black Jester The Ever-Present is Unblockable.
If Black Jester the Ever-Present leaves the battlefield exile it.
If Black jester the Ever present is put into the graveyard from anywhere exile it.
At the beginning of your upkeep if Black jester the ever-present is in exile return it to play.
                                                        8/5
"does this guy live here!?" as read in an Imtg forum post

Black Jester, Forum Legend

2C 2U 2B
Planeswalker
Starts with 3 loyalty
+1 Add two of any kind of counter to target permanent.

+2 Target player must try to answer a question about the rules. If they are wrong they must sacrifice 3 permanents.

-3 Deal 10 damage to target player, 5 poison counters to either the same or different target player, and another or same target player must mill 30

-12 Deal 20 damage to target player, 10 poison counters to either the same or different target player, and another or same target player must mill 60

Black Jester
3WB
Search your library for any 2 cards, put 1 of those cards into your hand, shuffle your library and put the other ontop.

Enlightened Tutor+Diabolic Tutor. I know you love your combos. Perhaps this should cost more?

I assume every entry is valid unless I can't contact the winner.
By the way, the clock is a tickin' underlings!  🕙
Only two more days to win my approval before its too late.

Jester's Realm
Land - Mythic Rare

This land counts as each basic land type.

Tap: Add one mana of any color if this your first card played, two mana of any color if the second, three mana if the third, four if the forth, and so on.....

All lands are Indestructable.

Flavor text: Even kings dare not call him a "fool" in his own house.

Edit:  I been mulling this one over for a while

Jester's Path
Land
Bulk Rare

(2)Tap: Choose two target blocking creatures an opponent controls. Choose two attacking creatures you control. If each of those creatures could block or be blocked by all creatures that the other is blocking or being blocked, remove all of them from the game. Return those creatures under the opposite player's control.

Whenever Jester's Path becomes tapped, gain 2 life for each creature you control.

Complete with awkward wording.

Jester's Realm
Land - Mythic Rare

This land counts as each basic land type.

Tap: Add one mana of any color if this your first card played, two mana of any color if the second, three mana if the third, four if the forth, and so on.....

All lands are Indestructable.

Flavor text: Even kings dare not call him a "fool" in his own house.

Edit:  I been mulling this one over for a while

HA!  Take THAT Tsuyoshi Fujita!

Jester's Path
Land
Bulk Rare

(2)Tap: Choose two target blocking creatures an opponent controls. Choose two attacking creatures you control. If each of those creatures could block or be blocked by all creatures that the other is blocking or being blocked, remove all of them from the game. Return those creatures under the opposite player's control.

Whenever Jester's Path becomes tapped, gain 2 life for each creature you control.

Complete with awkward wording.

I don't know what a "Bulk Rare" is, but I like it. 

Quote from: cltrn81 on May 04, 2012, 09:44:16 AM

Jester's Realm
Land - Mythic Rare

This land counts as each basic land type.

Tap: Add one mana of any color if this your first card played, two mana of any color if the second, three mana if the third, four if the forth, and so on.....

All lands are Indestructable.

Flavor text: Even kings dare not call him a "fool" in his own house.

Edit:  I been mulling this one over for a while

HA!  Take THAT Tsuyoshi Fujita!

That was my point exactly!!!!!

*scratches head and thinks to self...who's Tsuyoshi Fujita?*

That was my point exactly!!!!!

*scratches head and thinks to self...who's Tsuyoshi Fujita?*

*sigh*  Gemstone Caverns

Jester's Path
Land
Bulk Rare

(2)Tap: Choose two target blocking creatures an opponent controls. Choose two attacking creatures you control. If each of those creatures could block or be blocked by all creatures that the other is blocking or being blocked, remove all of them from the game. Return those creatures under the opposite player's control.

Whenever Jester's Path becomes tapped, gain 2 life for each creature you control.

Complete with awkward wording.

Wait wait. One more thing.

"Protection from Lands"

Can't be ghost quartered.

Jester's Leviathan 2UU
Creature - Leviathan (R)
When Jester's Leviathan enters the battlefield, exile all lands you control.
When Jester's Leviathan leaves the battlefield, return all lands exiled by Jester's Leviathan under it's owner's control.
7/7

Jester's Leviathan 2UU
Creature - Leviathan (R)
When Jester's Leviathan enters the battlefield, exile all lands you control.
When Jester's Leviathan leaves the battlefield, return all lands exiled by Jester's Leviathan under it's owner's control.
7/7

Get a hedron crab or four out first and bring down the house.

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