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DownApril 25, 2012, 01:00:55 PM
Entry number two for me:Jester's Epiphany
(3) and 2 Phyrexian U
Tribal Instant - Jester
Oracle Text:
You may have any number of players each search their library for a number of cards whose total converted mana cost is 7 or less, then reveal those cards and each put them into their hand. Then each player who searched in this way shuffles his or her library.
As long as Jester's Epiphany is in your graveyard, lands you control are indestructible and you may play an additional land on each of your turns.
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April 25, 2012, 01:14:53 PM
Some should do this IRL. Walk around town, near people in conversations holding a jar labelled "Swear Jar". Then whenever you overhear a swear, jingle the jar and cough loudly. See how much money you can get. 💰-4⃣ you get a token that says ; when ever an opponent swears they lose 2 life and you gain 2 life.
And puts 50c in the swear jar.
I think this could go viral. 😂
April 25, 2012, 02:51:21 PM
Quote from: BlackJester
Contest not open to family, friends, or minions of BlackJester. Or residents of Quebec.
Why not Quebec
April 25, 2012, 03:04:41 PM
I was wondering if anyone was going to get that joke. Almost any contest you see in Canada outside of Quebec often has this in the fine print. Quebec has different provincial laws when it comes gaming, so it gets excluded from a lot of things.Quote from: BlackJesterContest not open to family, friends, or minions of BlackJester. Or residents of Quebec.
Why not Quebec
Note: Anyone can enter, it was just a joke.
April 25, 2012, 05:16:06 PM
I was wondering if anyone was going to get that joke. Almost any contest you see in Canada outside of Quebec often has this in the fine print. Quebec has different provincial laws when it comes gaming, so it gets excluded from a lot of things.Quote from: BlackJesterContest not open to family, friends, or minions of BlackJester. Or residents of Quebec.
Why not Quebec
Note: Anyone can enter, it was just a joke.
Lol okay
yeah it's really annoying when they include all the Canada except for the Quebec ... I feel ... Rejected April 25, 2012, 09:13:24 PM
Newest Entry by ME!!I call it the Joey Engine.
BlackJester's WTF Engine - 0BBW - Artifact?
When WTF Engine enters play, nothing happens. Your turn ends, but while you opponent starts his turn, you can do anything he can do as if were still your turn. When it's your turn again, BlackJester will make his new location BEHIND YOUR OPPONENT... You then write LOOK BEHIND YOU on WTF Engine. When your opponent looks, take all his cards and run like crazy. YOU WIN!!! YAY!!
April 25, 2012, 10:34:12 PM
Hahahahahahah 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that's hilarious John!!! Haha I fell out of my chair laughing! April 25, 2012, 11:25:44 PM
Seriously... Aren't we all minions of Jesters awesomeness....Minions of Jester
2BB
Enchantment
Whenever you play two or more spells in a combo move, put a 1/1 Minion Token onto the battlefield.
Whenever you play two or more spells in a combo move, put an experience counter on any Minion Tokens on the battlefield.
April 25, 2012, 11:42:05 PM
What does an experience counter get me?Seriously... Aren't we all minions of Jesters awesomeness....Minions of Jester
2BB
Enchantment
Whenever you play two or more spells in a combo move, put a 1/1 Minion Token onto the battlefield.
Whenever you play two or more spells in a combo move, put an experience counter on any Minion Tokens on the battlefield.
April 25, 2012, 11:52:27 PM
I'm not sure yet. LolWhat does an experience counter get me?Seriously... Aren't we all minions of Jesters awesomeness....Minions of Jester
2BB
Enchantment
Whenever you play two or more spells in a combo move, put a 1/1 Minion Token onto the battlefield.
Whenever you play two or more spells in a combo move, put an experience counter on any Minion Tokens on the battlefield.
April 26, 2012, 12:13:53 AM
Second EntryThe Devious Jester
Instant
Mana cost 0
Flashback 0
There is no limit on how many you may have in a deck. When cast chose target players card may chose from their deck you trade a land card for that card in a permanent exchange.
April 26, 2012, 05:27:50 PM
Jester's Toy Breaker😂 you dont have to give me pre-broken toys. Let me break them myself. 👍That might be a bit broken!! Oh, I haz an offering too!
jesters cap
It's not broken.... It's for Jester. It can't be broken if its Jester
4C
When Jester' Toy Breaker comes into play destroy target artifact.
X tap: destroy X amount of permanents, tokens, and embelems or you may counter up to X target spells that are cast this turn
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Last Edit: April 27, 2012, 03:36:55 PM by JaCe BeLeReN
April 26, 2012, 07:31:23 PM
Jester's Minion
0⃣
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Creature - Minion
♉
Deathtouch,Trample, Firststrike, Shroud
Tap : Sacrifice 3 minions. Put a 6/6 Black Demon on to the Battlefield, named Demon Jester, with Haste, Flying, You may have Demon Jester deal combat damage as though it weren't blocked
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Last Edit: May 15, 2012, 02:31:58 AM by BlackJester
April 27, 2012, 02:59:18 PM
Jester's Whimsical Cane2
Pay U+tap = look at the top 4 cards of all players libraries. Select one and add it to your hand, send the rest to exile.
Pay B+Tap = sacrifice X permanents.
All other players must sacrifice 2 permanents for each permanent you sacrificed for X.
Pay 3 Life = untap Jester's Whimsical Cane
"shh don't tell anyone"
-Black Jester
chronicles XVC
Last Edit: May 15, 2012, 02:31:46 AM by BlackJester
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