Why don't we just say: Black Jester, King of IMTG has every abilities and keyword in ever created.
I like to call an ability like this Invince-ability! ๐๐๐๐๐
Black Jester, King of IMTG is immortal (he has every ability possible and cannot die no matter what
While flattering, it just doesn't seem like a lot of fun. Am I really just some lumbering Progenitus beat-stick? Where's the fun in that? I demand a suitable offering:
Creature รtherling (subtype) blue tribal with creatuere summoning and unsommoning properties. Like รther Drake UU3 Creature รtherling Drake 2/3 Flying Whenever รther Drake deals combat damage to a player you may exile target creature from your hand, It gains suspend 2. Whenever รther drake deals damage to a creature Return that creature and รther Drake to its owners hand.
Or something like that.
This example might be op but i think you get my point.
Black Jester, King of Imtg. 4BBBB */* Black Jester is indestructible. Protection from everything. Black Jesters power and toughness are each equal to his number of posts on the IMTG forums.
Best. Card. Ever.
In reaction to this card, I cast:
Error Loading Page. 2BBBB
Sorcery
Players put their cards face down on the table, stand and leave the game as is. Players may not have access to the game for the undetermined duration of time it takes to forget what was happening in the game.
Once play resumes, shuffle Error Loading Page back into it's owner's library.
Then on top of the stack, I'd cast Desktop URL, but I won't go into that.
But back on task now I'd like to see God as a subtype. Aside from avatars I mean (I've always assumed they were MtG's versions?)
Black Jester, King of Imtg. 4BBBB */* Black Jester is indestructible. Protection from everything. Black Jesters power and toughness are each equal to his number of posts on the IMTG forums.
Best. Card. Ever.
In reaction to this card, I cast:
Error Loading Page. 2BBBB
Sorcery
Players put their cards face down on the table, stand and leave the game as is. Players may not have access to the game for the undetermined duration of time it takes to forget what was happening in the game.
Once play resumes, shuffle Error Loading Page back into it's owner's library.
Then on top of the stack, I'd cast Desktop URL, but I won't go into that.
But back on task now I'd like to see God as a subtype. Aside from avatars I mean (I've always assumed they were MtG's versions?)
And by the time you come back, he'd be even more boss
That's coz he's one of the only other guys with a playset of Desktop URL. ๐