Addictive and Useless (MtG)

What are some really fun plays you could make, or have made that get you nowhere whatsoever in a game of MtG, but either are really fun or funny to you, or annoy the f*** out of your opponent!! Post them here!!

What are some really fun plays you could make, or have made that get you nowhere whatsoever in a game of MtG, but either are really fun or funny to you, or annoy the f*** out of your opponent!! Post them here!!

Stasis

Stasis

How true

Kiki-kiki uses elexirs of immortality when I’m about to mill him to death over the phone, then as I do it a second time he tells me he never had one. (rage comics thread)

I had call to the grave out against my freind and his g/b deck and he was having to sac some fatties. Needless to say I won. Then some games later I had endless ranks of the dead when I took em out for the win I had 18 2/2 zombies on the board. So much fun but so mean at the same time.

scrambleverse

Me and my friends would play a casual game where you could have as many copys of any card in one deck. So i would make a deck of 40 mana leaks.
Needless to say we dnt play games like this anymore.

Me and my friends would play a casual game where you could have as many copys of any card in one deck. So i would make a deck of 40 mana leaks.
Needless to say we dnt play games like this anymore.

That's a h00t!  I'd have played 40 Surging Flames. 👿*EVIL*

We also had a freind that had one of the best mill decks and town nowone said he could be beat. So i made a 300 card deck. Yeah he nvr wanted to play against me again

We also had a freind that had one of the best mill decks and town nowone said he could be beat. So i made a 300 card deck. Yeah he nvr wanted to play against me again

Mill loses to: Dredge, Reanimator, one or two Kozilek, Butcher of Truth or similar, or Gaea's Blessing. And of course, massive decks.

In edh, I'll genesis wave for like 20 then play warp worlds

Token spamming then mass Polymorph with nothing but big fatties in the deck.

I've seen a warp world into a warp world then a karn liberated  ulty cracked

When facing an eldrazi ramp deck I had a Suture Priest and a Blood Seeker out. I just waited for him to cast a 12/12 eldrazi then BAM Mercy Killing.

When facing an eldrazi ramp deck I had a Suture Priest and a Blood Seeker out. I just waited for him to cast a 12/12 eldrazi then BAM Mercy Killing.

Ohhh that sux....for him.  I would applaud you for that if it was done to me.