Broken Cards

The Will to Live                (2) WWW

Legendary Enchantment - Aura          (Mythic Rare)

Enchant Creature

When The Will to Live enters the battlefield, you gain 10 life.

Enchanted Creature gets +3/+3, has Hexproof, is Indestructible, and has "W: Regenerate this creature."

Totem Armor

When The Will to Live leaves play, you gain 8 life, then get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain 3 life."

Shepard, biotic tech soldier guy

CMC reaper blood and RU

Legendary Soldier

Shepard, biotic tech soldier guy, has protection from everything except whorish asaris.

If anything would cause Shepard, biotic tech soldier guy, to leave the battlefield, that players controller may choose between kicking someone through a window or giving someone a hug. If it's controller chose to kick someone through a window, you gain renegade points and may put any card from your hand onto the battlefield without paying its mana cost. If its controller chose to hug someone, you gain an emblem which states "I like little boys and own an ice cream truck." Whenever a player draws a card, you must say this phrase.

(Even More) Forced Worship
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WWWWWWWWWW
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Legendary Tribal Arcane Instant (mythic rare)
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Target player loses the game, unless that player bows down to you and repeats the words "I am not worthy" exactly 3 times.

Flashback: 0

Whenever (Even More) Forced Worship is cast from a graveyard, do not exile it. Instead, put it back into its owner's graveyard.

No splice onto arcane ability? ... Darn

Exalek, Destroyer of Ages      (3)RB

Planeswalker - Exalek        (Mythic Rare)

[+1] Destroy up to 3 nonland permanents. They can't be regenerated. Creatures you control are indestructible until end of turn.

[-1] Target player loses life equal to half of his or her life total, rounded down. This loss of life can't be prevented.

[-5] Remove Exalek, Destroyer of Ages from the game, then destroy all permanents target player controls. Put them onto the battlefield under your control.  You get an emblem with "Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player loses 5 life."

                        [3]

Avarice, the Final Judgement.

Legendary creature- dragon avatar

CMC 0

Avarice, the Final Judgement, is indestructible, hexproof, haste, and counters cannot be placed on it.

When Avarice, the Final Judgement enters the battlefield, destroy all non land permanents. They cannot be regenerated.
At the end of your turn, sacrifice Avarice, the Final Judgement.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay RBUGW.  If you do, return Avarice, the Final Judgement, from your graveyard to te battlefield.

Insolence will not be tolerated. Only swift justice. And mine is the only true sword.

7/7

I'm having quite a bit of fun with these.

Limne, Parasite of Death           BBBB

Legendary Creature - Zombie Sliver Horror

First Strike, Deathtouch, Shroud

Limne, Parasite of Death is unblockable.

When Limne, Parasite of Death deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls. It can't be regenerated.

When Limne leaves play, destroy all nonland permanents. They can't be regenerated. (This effect can remove indestructible creatures from play.)

You may cast Limne, Parasite of Death from your graveyard. If you do, sacrifice a permanent as an additional cost to cast Limne.

  [4/4]

Bwug, the Hater Skater // BWUG
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Nothing
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Bwug, the Hater Skater does not count as a permanent of any kind, and cannot be countered.
Flash
Defender
Flying, hexproof
If any source would deal damage to Bwug, the Hater Skater, you gain that much life.
Envelope (If any source would deal damage to you, it is dealt to Bwug, the Hater Skater instead. This damage is not redirected. If any source an opponent controls would target you, it targets Bwug, the Skater Hater instead.)
If the game would restart, Bwug, the Skater Hater stays in play under no one's control and loses envelope. At the beginning of your next upkeep you regain control of Bwug, the Skater Hater and it gains envelope.
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0/9,001

You feelin lucky, Punk?

Instant

CMC 2U

Search your library for all non-land permanents and seperate them into three piles at random.  Target opponent shuffles each pile. Target player reveals the top card of each pile. If two or more cards are creatures and share a creature type, put all creatures in all piles onto the battlefield this way. If two or more cards are artifacts or enchantments and share a converted mana cost, put all artifacts or enchantments in all piles onto the battlefield if they share the same card type.
Shuffle all remaining cards back into players library.

"It's just the luck of the draw"

Drasko, the Last to Fall            (2)WR

Legendary Creature - Human Knight         (Mythic Rare)

First Strike, Flanking

Drasko is indestructible is long as there are other creatures on the battlefield.

When there are no other creatures on the battlefield, Drasko gets +4/+4, Double Strike, Lifelink, and Vigilance.

If an effect would cause Drasko to leave play, shuffle it into it's owner's library instead.

                                                                                       [4/4]

"They always told me to prove myself. The time to do it is now."

Saint Traft's Edict

(1) colorless
Legendary Artifact

Flash
Shroud

Oracle text: Permanents cannot be sacrificed or exiled.

Flavor text: Thy will be done.

Saint Traft's Edict

(1) colorless
Legendary Artifact

Shroud

Oracle text: Permanents cannot be sacrificed or exiled.

Flavor text: Thy will be done.

Bye-bye Sundial of the Infinite, hullo this badboy!  Would an edict really be an arti though?  Hmmm...

Quote from: cltrn81 on March 30, 2012, 03:18:37 PM

Saint Traft's Edict

(1) colorless
Legendary Artifact

Shroud

Oracle text: Permanents cannot be sacrificed or exiled.

Flavor text: Thy will be done.

Bye-bye Sundial of the Infinite, hullo this badboy!  Would an edict really be an arti though?  Hmmm...

I was thinkin of calling is Saint Traft's Staff but an Edict could be something written and therefore meet the criteria of an artifact.  Vensers journal for example

I was thinkin of calling is Saint Traft's Staff but an Edict could be something written and therefore meet the criteria of an artifact.  Vensers journal for example

Saint Traft's Staff sounds pretty dirty.  LOL  I know what you're driving at, but it feels similar to a decree or law.  (Decree of Savagery, Diabolic Edict, or Chainer's Edict are all what I'm basing this on.)  None of this really matters, though.  I still love it.

Quote from: cltrn81 on March 30, 2012, 03:25:52 PM

I was thinkin of calling is Saint Traft's Staff but an Edict could be something written and therefore meet the criteria of an artifact.  Vensers journal for example

Saint Traft's Staff sounds pretty dirty.  LOL  I know what you're driving at, but it feels similar to a decree or law.  (Decree of Savagery, Diabolic Edict, or Chainer's Edict are all what I'm basing this on.)  None of this really matters, though.  I still love it.

Heehee, Saint Trafts Staff! In other words, the 💩 of Saint Traft!! Or…*insert creepy smile that suggests dirty references here*

Quote from: cltrn81 on March 30, 2012, 03:25:52 PM

I was thinkin of calling is Saint Traft's Staff but an Edict could be something written and therefore meet the criteria of an artifact.  Vensers journal for example

Saint Traft's Staff sounds pretty dirty.  LOL  I know what you're driving at, but it feels similar to a decree or law.  (Decree of Savagery, Diabolic Edict, or Chainer's Edict are all what I'm basing this on.)  None of this really matters, though.  I still love it.

I just added Flash so I can give a big FU to swords of plowshares