June 23, 2013, 06:59:19 PM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Violets are actually violet,
All of the terrible poems that start this way are lying to you.
June 23, 2013, 07:18:30 PM
Roses are red,
Bacon is also red.
Poetry is hard.
I like bacon.
June 23, 2013, 07:49:20 PM
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought -- So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. Alice in wonderland correct?Actually that's from the sequel, Through the Looking Glass... The first two were from Alice in Wonderland though...
Last Edit: June 23, 2013, 07:51:18 PM by MrsNosihctuh
June 24, 2013, 09:51:33 AM
can anyone guess what I'm talking about in this poem?
I go where the wind takes me
I am a humble creature
I make excellent wine
good coffee
and tasty jam
I give sustenance to wildlife
i give sustenance to farm animals
i can give sustenance to people
but alas
they revile me
I come to them bright and beaming
they come to me with death in mind
oh how i long for the days of old
when people sought sustenance from me
where have those days gone?
they are distracted by foolish ideals of perfection
The wild embraces me
and protects me from them
she enjoys my company
and takes delight in my sustenance
I have survived this onslaught
and will survive forever more
June 24, 2013, 12:21:18 PM
Grapes?
June 24, 2013, 04:37:21 PM
Water
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June 24, 2013, 08:11:14 PM
trees, or plants in general
June 25, 2013, 07:53:13 AM
It's about the humble dandelion
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June 25, 2013, 08:24:45 AM
(☝o _o)☝ told ya
June 25, 2013, 09:11:46 AM
I would've went with grass
June 25, 2013, 09:19:12 AM
I would've went with grass youve made wine with grass?!
June 25, 2013, 10:12:21 AM
Wines nasty...so I could see it honestly lol. I'm more of a beer or liquor kind of guy
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June 26, 2013, 02:39:44 AM
I just drink my soda, no beer, no wine, no fruity drinks, no coffee, just soda and water and juice if course.
June 26, 2013, 06:02:31 PM
I just drink my soda, no beer, no wine, no fruity drinks, no coffee, just soda and water and juice if course. Same here usually, but for extra special occasions, I might break out a Shirley Temple, apple cider, or sparkling apple cider.
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June 27, 2013, 01:43:16 AM
dat apple cider