Coffee vs. Poof

[Coffee Vampire]

untap draw
no land drop
tap 2 of 3 swamps for BB and cast {Go For the Throat} on your arsonist.
Pass turn.
16/6

[Poof]

Hit you for 1 when the arsonist dies

Untap draw
Play mountain
Cast goblin grenade and sac mogg flunkies for 5 damage
Play brimstone volley with morbid for 5 damage
All 4 mountain tapped
Go
20/1

[Coffee Vampire]

at 5.
untap draw
no land!!!! D:<
tap all 3 swamps for BBB and cast {Vampire Nighthawk}.
pass turn.,
5/6

[Poof]

Untap
Draw
Play mogg flunkies
Go
20/1

[Coffee Vampire]

Untap draw
place a swamp............finally.
tap all and cast {Phyrexian Obliterator}.
Swing for 2 flying, lifelink with {Vampire Nighthawk}.
Pass turn.
7/5

[Poof]

Untap draw
Cast goblin grenade sacc flunkies for 5
Cast shock for 2

You're tapped out that should be game.

Miracle top deck

That flunkies really sucks I replace 2 war driver for him to test and he just sat there don't know if u could have took him out anytime and didn't because he couldn't attack but war driver would have put in some extra damage

[Coffee Vampire]

Nice...gg!

and yeah flunkies is weak...combined with war chief strong but I had 2 go for the throats in hand. 2 lilianas also. Creatures were not a problem. except when they turn into grenades haha

game 2?

[Poof]

My phone about to die didn't think I'd make it through this one it's been red since we started.  We'll play again though
Some other time.

  If u didn't stall on land after removing my chief I there's no way I could've dealt with obliterator if he came out sooner

[Coffee Vampire]

ok thanks for playing!

and btw one tip: when you win never say you would have lost if...

you won! PARTY TIME! If your opponent needs excuses, they can make one up themself!

...but thanks for making me feel better!