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[JaCe BeLeReN]

Post your favorite flavor text, quotes, etc. anything!
While I am reminiscing this is something an old friend said to me:
I've got a plan. First you reveal to me that you are actually a reincarnation of the highest member of the Azorius Senate, then you use your power to smite our enemys. Ok?

[Kareason]

There are a ton but here are the first two that come to mind.

"One bone broken for every twig snapped underfoot."--Llanowar Elves

"Beast.  Defiler. The source of all my pain!" -- Baron Sengir

[Jbombard51]

{mon's goblin raiders}
'just because they have a club doesn't mean they're organized'

[Gorzo]

{Goblin Balloon Brigade} is a fun one. I also like {Canyon Minotaur}.(core sets version)

[Coffee Vampire]

{Mind Funeral}

"The soul is only as eternal as I say it is."

[Maximo]

You're all wrong. It's {Terrifying Presence}!

[darkarts981]

{Goblin Balloon Brigade} is a fun one. I also like {Canyon Minotaur}.(core sets version)

You win in my mind, I also like {Cleaver Riot} and {Goblin Chieftan} (2012).

[Gorzo]

{Goblin Balloon Brigade} is a fun one. I also like {Canyon Minotaur}.(core sets version)

You win in my mind, I also like {Cleaver Riot} and {Goblin Chieftan} (2012).

Goblins are just so flavorful! Metaphorically. I imagine they would taste quite awful.

[TBNL]

{Aggravate}

Pretty funny on my mind

[Wackaman9001]

{titanic growth}?

[adventus]

{primeval titan}'s is pretty funny

[Fenster]

"Cherish these last moments. Though your miserable life has come to nothing, I have given it a magnificent end."

[GoJuDragon]

{warren instigator}
"Danger! Danger! Come out of the safety of your holes!"

[AgrusKos]

{Canyon Minotaur} and {Alchemists Apprentice}

[Quackmaster5]

{werebear}

{razor field thresher}

{matca rioters}

{rafiq of the many}