😭😭😭no store close to college

[AgrusKos]

Fun Fact! American beer is not actually less alcoholic than Canadian beer. Americans measure by weight where as canadian is measured as volume and since alcohol is lighter than water our percentages come out higher, but it's actually usually around the same alcohol content per beer.

Cool fact, yo!  Regardless I still like the joke: "Why is American Beer like making love in a canoe?  'Cause they're both f***ing close to water!"  XD

why not just sitting in a canoe?

[Rasser]

Jester and I are in Edmonton. Rasser is near us too

I'm right behind you 🚶🚶🏃

[AgrusKos]

Jester and I are in Edmonton. Rasser is near us too

I'm right behind you 🚶🚶🏃

Dun dun duhh

[BlackJester]

Cool fact, yo!  Regardless I still like the joke: "Why is American Beer like making love in a canoe?  'Cause they're both f***ing close to water!"  XD

why not just sitting in a canoe?

One being figurative, the other literal.

[Hays413]

Lol
What kind of coveralls does Mario wear?
Denim denim denim

...so that joke doesn't work as well through text...

I'm tired.

Everything is different, but the same... things are more moderner than before... bigger, and yet smaller... it's computers... San Dimas High School football rules!

[Wackaman9001]

I love how this turned from being unable to find a store in TEXAS all the way up to Canada and .politics.

[BlackJester]

Well you know, Alberta is REALLY the Texas of Canada, eh? 

[Hays413]

I love how this turned from being unable to find a store in TEXAS all the way up to Canada and .politics.

Lol what can we say, the Jester and I like to hijack threads.

[BlackJester]

I love how this turned from being unable to find a store in TEXAS all the way up to Canada and .politics.

Lol what can we say, the Jester and I like to hijack threads.

I figure it's okay if the original topic has run it's course.  I know, I'm a bad Mod.  Whatiya gonna do?  *shrug*

[AgrusKos]

Just because 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨

[Wackaman9001]

I think Texas could be a country in its own right.
Oh wait, I forgot. IT WAS!

[AgrusKos]

I think Texas could be a country in its own right.
Oh wait, I forgot. IT WAS!

:O

[BlackJester]

I like to think Texas is a bigger, fatter version of Alberta

Fatter, not bigger.

[BlackJester]

Ahhh, in the "we like big stuff and we cannot lie" bigger.  I was thinking of actual land mass.

You know, I once had a Mickey from Texas.  Grain alcohol.  XP

[BlackJester]

Texas has to be bigger than Alberta. Texas is huge

It's close, but if we can trust wiki Texas is:

Alberta is 661,848 km^2 (255,541 sq mi) while Texas is 696,241 km^2 (268,581 sq mi)

Edit: to slow.  ;_;